My magic weapon is the computer

When Lin Zhuowen looked back, he realized that he was now in a small village. The sun was setting and the smoke was rising. After a period of time, Ganquan Village was somewhat similar. After spending so long in the world of cultivating immortals, and suddenly came to this paradise, Lin Zhuowen felt a long-lost tranquility in his heart, although he knew that all of this was fake.

Lin Zhuowen found all this very interesting, as if he had traveled through time again all of a sudden.

"...Who are you?" Lin Zhuowen asked.

Although he knew that this woman was just an illusion, but he really didn't need to expose it. Facing the unpredictable old demon, Lin Zhuowen felt that the best choice he could make was to let him manipulate him, but he didn't know that the old demon What are Bei's intentions for using these methods, and what kind of state is his current life, since he can't resist, he might as well enjoy it.

"What nonsense are you talking about, child? Is it hysterical? I am your mother. I went out in the morning and I was fine. Why do you talk nonsense when you come back?" The woman stretched out her hand and patted Lin Zhuowen on the head, a little Spit at him reproachfully, turned around and bowed his head into the hut, and said, "Hurry up, I made braised pork for you today, and your sister has been clamoring for dinner for a long time."

"...I still have a younger sister?" Lin Zhuowen was dumbfounded, thinking that I have lived for decades, and I just found out that I have a younger sister today.

"You child, you can make trouble. A Ling is not your sister, is it still your sister?" The woman's voice came from the hut.

Lin Zhuowennai, let's take a step at a time. My current life is in such a state. Since I can't resist, I might as well enjoy it.

Lin Zhuowen tied the big black cow in the cowshed, and followed him into the hut, muttering inwardly.Could it be that this old demon has watched some TV show that pranks people, where is he hiding in a corner waiting to watch his own jokes? [

There was a little girl in the thatched hut. She looked younger and shorter than me. It seemed that she was the younger sister, A Ling, whom I had never met for decades. A Ling was sitting on the stool on the table, He was staring at a plate of braised pork on the table, biting his fingers and drooling.Seeing Lin Zhuowen coming back, he immediately smiled and shouted: "Brother is back, mommy is ready for dinner."

The woman took out the rice bowl from the stove next to the stove, kicked a large water tank next to the stove casually, and said, "His father, Ah Wen is back. Come out and eat."

Lin Zhuowenyu, what kind of setting is this? Damn, is my father a bastard?This is not the dog days, do you need to hide in a water tank to escape the heat?

"Hula——" A giant clam the size of a bathtub suddenly sprang out of the water tank, and the water it brought out wet the ground, and the clam was black all over.It was indeed a black stone shell.

"..." Lin Zhuowen pointed at the black stone shell and opened his mouth for a while, but he didn't know what to say. Damn it, Lin Zhuowen had to rely on it again, could his so-called father be this black stone shell?If you want to be your own father, does this product have that function?

The black stone shell circled in the air, and when it landed on the ground, it had already turned into a middle-aged man with a face like a jade crown.Tall and tall, he turned out to be a rare and handsome man. He was dressed in a loose gown, which was quite dusty. It was quite different from the coarse cloth tunic of the villagers in this village. If this was filming, then this guy and others Man is definitely not a makeup artist.The style is too different.

"...Are you a monster?" Lin Zhuowen pointed at the black stone shell before letting go, and said, the man does not have any characteristics of a big demon, only a small black stone shell on the hair on his head Look jewelry.Lin Zhuowen said that it was not the gourd essence that was the fault, otherwise wouldn't he have a gourd baby as his father?

Although Lin Zhuowen doesn't mind catering to the evil tastes of the old demon shell and playing a cameo role, such a ridiculous setting is too weird. Before time travel, Lin Zhuowen had heard similar stories like the snail girl, but they were all men. And the female goblin, why did the old goblin become a woman meeting a male goblin? Could it be that the old goblin is male?

"Ah Wen, how could you talk to your father like that?" The man's expression changed, and the woman had already taken the conversation away: "Without your father, where would you be?"

"Monsters are also living beings, and everyone is equal. Compared with humans, monsters may have inherent deficiencies, but they are no worse than humans..." The man concealed a trace of anger, and said in a flat voice.

"Yeah, brother, what's wrong with being a demon? Don't you like A Ling?" There are actually two black shells in the middle, very similar to the "pillow" behind the kimono of the woman in the Sun Country in the world before Lin Zhuowen traveled.

Lin Zhuowen leaned on her heart again!Fuck me, is this little girl also a big demon?

"Are you sure you are my father? Then why are you a demon and I am a human?" Lin Zhuowen decided to continue to follow the logic of normal people.

"Silly boy, I told you about this a long time ago." The woman said while pulling a few people to sit down at the table, "Your father and I fell in love with a monster, and I shouldn't have children, but your father fought so hard." Due to the great loss of cultivation, let your mother give birth to you and A Ling. You were born as a human being with your mother, but A Ling followed your father and was born as a demon. Moreover, the blood of the congenital demon has the same blood, so it is difficult to survive. I had to expend a lot of cultivation base to help A Ling build a human body, but this time, it hurt the root, for many years, your father had to hide in the water every day to cultivate."

Lin Zhuowen has heard of the so-called saying that it is difficult for a shemale to have offspring in a love relationship. It is not entirely possible. If a person with great supernatural powers expends a major effort to conceive forcibly, they can still produce offspring, but this kind of cross-race combination, the survival rate of offspring produced is very low due to genetic problems. [

Although these words are correct, Lin Zhuowen didn't believe them at all, but he didn't show it on face, but slapped his forehead and smiled: "Oh, father, mother, look at my head, let me put it on today. When the cow was sleeping, the wind blew too much, so I didn’t think about it for a while.”

Seeing that Lin Zhuowen seemed to have remembered, Heishi Shell Demon and the woman smiled, and everyone began to eat.

The reason why Lin Zhuowen said this was that he suddenly remembered something. All of this may not be simple, and it may not be just the evil taste of the old monster. (to be continued...)