My magic weapon is the computer

It is always said that this trumpet brother is actually quite handsome, tall and handsome, with chestnut hair, sharp-edged face, high nose bridge, sword-like eyebrows, and a pair of deep blue pupils, no matter how you look at it, he is the most handsome guy A model, even if you pull it out and compare yourself with a cheap master, it is not inferior in the slightest, of course, if you don't mention that funny trumpet mouth.

Brother Trumpet glared at the two of them fiercely, and then fell straight down, of course with nosebleeds all the way down, with the lethality of a stupid girl, as long as it is a male, regardless of transvestites, it will be killed instantly. When wearing a bikini does not double the fighting power.

When he flew up again, Brother Trumpet seemed to be a different person, the ferocity on his face had long since disappeared, he smiled gracefully, and said to Zhu'er: "Dear Luo Chang, who is the girl? Why did you appear here? "

Lin Zhuowen was completely ignored.

"My name is Zhu'er, Pearl of Pearl, not Piggy's pig. As for my identity...I can't tell you that." Zhu'er still answered in a serious and vague manner, and then continued: "As for why I appear here, We passed here."

"May I ask where Miss Zhu'er is going?" Brother Trumpet Luo Chang continued to ask, it was really hard for him to make such a clear and elegant voice from his trumpet-shaped mouth.

"We're going to the mainland, to the human towns to eat the best ice cream and pizza in the world." Zhu'er is no longer confused about the destination. She remembers Lin Zhuowen telling him that there are many good things in human towns. food.

What Haagen-Dazs ice cream, what Pizza Hut pizza.These are all Lin Zhuowen was annoyed by this stupid girl on the road, and he used them casually to deal with them, and even boasted that these two are the best food in the world. Now Lin Zhuowen is also worried about how to justify himself when he is on the mainland. Why is he always shooting himself in the foot when he is with this stupid girl?Of course, he was also glad that he didn't continue to say anything about burgers and coffee.

"Going to the mainland? There is still a long way from here to the mainland, and my residence is not far away. Ms. Zhu'er, why not go to the residence to rest for a few days first, so that I can show my kindness as a landlord." Louba brother Luo Chang obviously I have never heard of ice cream or pizza, and I just think it is some kind of food for human beings. He has lived in the sea for a long time, and he doesn't know much about human society.

"We're not tired. We still have to continue on our way. Why did we go to your place?" The stupid girl's mind is to reach the mainland sooner.Let Lin Zhuowen take her to eat delicious food, but she can't understand any polite words.

"Uh..." Brother Trumpet was speechless for a moment, and Lin Zhuowen looked amused.It seems that when I meet a stupid girl, I am not the only one who is deflated.

"Bad guy, let's go." Stupid girl ignored Brother Trumpet, and pulled Lin Zhuowen to continue flying forward.

But soon, Brother Trumpet caught up again.

"I sincerely invite you, Miss Zhu'er should go for a visit." Brother Trumpet's words were very polite, but his tone was very rude.

"What? Could it be that we don't want to, do you still want to use force?" Lin Zhuowen's impression of Brother Trumpet changed rapidly.

"Boy, I'm talking to your master, how can you interrupt?" Brother Trumpet didn't have a good look at Lin Zhuowen.

look!A low cultivation level means being looked down upon by others, and acting like someone else's follower wherever he goes, Lin Zhuowen resented him in his heart, and vowed to practice hard when he found a safe place.

"With all your kindness, Miss Zhu'er will not be so unreasonable?" Brother Trumpet turned to Zhu'er and asked again, with a cold smile on his face.

Lin Zhuowen suddenly felt a little strange. According to his estimation, Zhu'er's strength should be at least at the Nascent Soul stage, that is to say, it is equivalent to the cultivation base of the Great Transformation Demon. So what kind of strength is this seahorse spirit? little girl?Otherwise, why would you use this attitude?

"You are so strange, do you have to go if you invite us?" Stupid girl couldn't hear the threat hidden in Brother Trumpet's words.

"Miss Zhu'er, what do you think of me?" Brother Trumpet suddenly changed the subject.

"You? Very good." Zhu'er wondered why the man would ask such a question.

"So I would like to ask, is Miss Zhu'er willing to become a Taoist partner with me?" Perhaps Zhu'er's answer made Brother Trumpet feel better, so this question is very polite.

Lin Zhuowen sneered in his heart, a monster is a monster, and the vulgarity of a beast can never be changed in a lifetime. This is a lifelong event to become a Taoist couple, which is equivalent to Lin Zhuowen's marriage proposal in the world before he traveled. How could he say it so dryly, Not only did he not prepare a diamond ring, which would increase the probability of a successful marriage proposal, but he didn't even have a flower.

"Taoist? Do you want to see my body?" Zhu'er suddenly exclaimed, this stupid girl seemed to remember Lin Zhuowen's words, which made Lin Zhuowen feel relieved.

"This... this... once we become Taoist couples, we will naturally meet each other honestly..." Brother Trumpet seemed to have not expected that a stunning beauty like Zhu'er would ask such a straightforward question, and for a moment he blushed and stammered up.

"Boom——" Before Brother Trumpet finished speaking, Lin Zhuowen heard a loud noise. Brother Trumpet's body shot out like a cannonball, spurting countless blood in the air. The cannon that shot him was a slender hand. .

Then the jade hand moved lightly, and Brother Trumpet's body flew back upside down a moment before it was about to fall into the sea. The command of that slender hand includes the rules of this world, whether it is gravity or inertia.

When Brother Trumpet returned to Zhu'er again, he was breathless, as if he might die at any moment, his body was covered with his own blood, presumably the cannon that shot him just now had spiral rifling in its bore, So this trumpet brother was shot out by spinning, and the blood spurted out was naturally covered all over his body.

"The villain said that anyone who looks at my body will be killed immediately." The owner of the jade hand stretched out a finger and pointed at the forehead of his suitor, and at the same time turned around and smiled at Lin Zhuowen: "Bad guy, am I reserved?"

Lin Zhuowen's eyeballs are so protruding that they are still stuck out of the eye sockets. What's going on, Brother Trumpet, your identity as a big demon is not a fake?Otherwise, how could he be instantly killed by a stupid girl so easily?The stupid girl didn't use her beauty this time, how cruel this stupid girl is, Lin Zhuowen didn't see how she made the move at all.

Lin Zhuowen suddenly had the urge to yell, and I hugged a thick diamond leg! (To be continued..)