My magic weapon is the computer

"Bad guy, you play really well." Zhu'er's eyes started to shine again, and now her face was covered with a veil, and Lin Zhuowen didn't need to mosaic her anymore, so she could see clearly.

The stupid girl's tone and expression made Lin Zhuowen very useful. Mastering a musical instrument is indeed a magical skill for picking up girls. It is worthwhile for my brother to work hard in the past five years. This small test has made a big beautiful woman worship so much. It is simply an artifact to increase favorability. Ah, Lin Zhuowen directly ignored the stupid girl's zero IQ and zero EQ.

"Bad guy, can you teach me how to blow?" Zhu'er continued, her big water-cut eyes filled with anticipation.

"Uh... okay." Although Lin Zhuowen didn't think he could learn it with a stupid girl's IQ, isn't it a necessary skill to pick up girls by teaching beautiful women?Today I happened to borrow a stupid girl to rehearse, otherwise I would miss a great opportunity in vain if I meet a beautiful woman and have unfamiliar skills in picking up girls.

Lin Zhuowen also made a bamboo flute for the stupid girl, which is convenient for teaching and practice, and then the piercing sound of the flute came out from above the sea from time to time, killing the eardrums...

Looking back at the two people behind him, Brother Trumpet, who has turned into a big seahorse, realized something in his heart. No wonder this kid can get such a top-notch girl. It seems that he will also learn a musical instrument in the future.

To be honest, within the territory of the demon cultivator, it is still necessary to rely on the demon cultivator to walk. Since relying on the big horse, the road is much easier. After seeing the strength of the big horse and the stupid girl, most demon cultivators will basically Consciously avoiding, even if I occasionally meet some small groups of demon cultivators who don't know each other, the stupid girl doesn't mind showing her reserve, but in general, she didn't cause any loss of life. That's it.

Lin Zhuowen took the opportunity to be a lot of good people, and got in touch with a lot of big monsters. For this kind of life-saving grace that can be sent by opening his mouth, Lin Zhuowen is naturally the more the better, but Lin Zhuowen also knows that in the world of cultivating immortals, interests are paramount. Well, favors are not worth much, so I don't expect them to repay you. I just hope that when they pass through the open seas in the future, they can make it easier for them. , this is the open sea, there are big monsters everywhere, and I am a human monk, as long as I am surrounded, what good is my cultivation, no matter how high I am?

And the easier it is to go to the back, the closer to the inner sea, the fewer big monsters, and later on, you can't even meet a big monster in shape, which makes life a bit more chatty. [

Perhaps the flute sound of the stupid girl is too powerful, Fenshui Biyun Haiju rushed all the way in the water, three months later, before the stupid girl learned how to play the flute, Lin Zhuowen and she had already entered the inner sea, in fact, the inner sea and the outer sea There is no clear boundary between them. The standard for ordinary monks is that the sea area with rare and low-level monsters is the inland sea. Here, there are very few demon cultivators who have become popular, and the number of islands in the sea has gradually increased.

Lin Zhuowen suggested that the next two people go by themselves, so that they can still have fun on some small islands. Zhuer thought of those roasted rabbits, and immediately agreed. There is also a hard-working big sea horse who rushed back mercilessly, Brother Trumpet was still reluctant to leave, and was directly bombarded by the stupid girl who didn't know where he sent it. This is also the exclusive skill of seeing off guests. .

Seeing Brother Trumpet disappearing into the distance where the water and the sky meet with lightning speed, Lin Zhuowen felt a little regretful, this is already an inner sea, and even if he thought about it, he would be able to push this big seahorse upside down, peel the skin and eat the meat. It won't cause any trouble...

Lin Zhuowen didn't really want to play, he had his own plan, and after seeing so many highly cultivated evildoers, Lin Zhuowen's self-motivation, which had long been dead, had revived, and he couldn't always rely on others as his servant Let's just get away with it, do you want to have the halo of the protagonist who is always playing soy sauce?Therefore, Lin Zhuowen desperately wanted to find a safe place to practice. He was not familiar with the place here, so it was not easy to find a safe place, so these people's islands were an excellent choice.

After accompanying the stupid girl to eat several animals on several small islands, Lin Zhuowen finally chose a small island. The spiritual power on this island is relatively abundant, but it is not too high, so it should not cause other Immortal cultivators peeped out, and the island is not big, and there are few resources, trees are scarce, mostly rocks, and there is no fresh water. Even if there are any ships passing by, they will not come here to replenish.

Lin Zhuowen knew that if she directly said that she wanted to practice and didn't accompany you to find that ice cream and pizza, the stupid girl would definitely not agree. Isn't it just for these things that she has been holding her for so long with her thick diamond legs? ?Now tell her that she is lying to you to play, isn't that the same as whoring a j girl and not giving money?Even if my conscience doesn't condemn me morally, who knows if the stupid girl will swallow me alive when she gets angry?

So Lin Zhuowen decided to make up a nonsense. Anyway, from the time he met the stupid girl to now, he didn't seem to have told her so many nonsense. Lin Zhuowen didn't have any psychological burden, and he just opened his mouth.

"Stupid girl, how does this honey grilled pheasant wings taste?" Lin Zhuowen tore off a chicken leg, took a bite and asked, he didn't have much interest in these foods, he just wanted to show off with stupid girl.

"Mmm! Delicious! The most delicious! Tastier than rabbits... so much better!" Stupid girl said vaguely with her mouth full of oil, bulging cheeks, and a pheasant wing in her mouth. Forget to open your arms fully to show how delicious it is.

"The ice cream and pizza are much more delicious than this." Lin Zhuowen first aroused the stupid girl's interest with a sentence, and then said: "But the more delicious the food, the more troublesome it is to make, such as this Honey grilled pheasant wings, not only need to use half a big pheasant that is exactly three months old, but too much meat is too old, less meat is not tough enough, honey is also very particular, must use sweet but not greasy black For bee honey, the number of small black bees is scarce, the honeycomb is also small, and the amount of honey produced is even more pitiful. To bake these few pheasant wings, we used all the small black honey we found in the past few months. Youlan pine is used as firewood for barbecue. Youlan pine must be split into one finger thick, and there should be no stuttering on the top, otherwise it will burn unevenly, and the temperature will fluctuate accordingly, as well as the heat, the technique , the amount and timing of adding ingredients must also be controlled to the slightest, these conditions are indispensable, otherwise the taste of this honey grilled pheasant wings will be greatly reduced."

"Huh! Huh! So it's so complicated, no wonder it's so delicious! Scoundrel, you're so kind to me!" Zhu'er nodded. She saw Lin Zhuowen's trouble making this thing, so she agreed with it. It means that Lin Zhuowen gave all the chicken wings to her without eating one bite.