My magic weapon is the computer

"Who is going to do the identity inquiry? Hurry up, don't delay me drinking." At this moment, an old voice came from outside the door, the voice was vague, and seemed a little drunk.

There was a flash of light in the entrance hall, and a person came in, but it was an old man who was dangling with a flagon and pouring wine into his mouth. A huge rosacea nose was particularly eye-catching on his red face because of drunkenness. Look at his steps Sanhuang looked like he was about to lose his footing, his drunkenness was nothing more than a little bit.

"Why are there so many people? Didn't you say there was only one?" The old drunkard glanced at the room, and immediately said dissatisfied: "His grandma tricked grandpa into working as a coolie, and he must take care of those gangs later. grandson."

"Grandpa Zhang, you're drunk again." Mengwu Ye Tong obviously knew the old alcoholic, frowning and fanning the smell of alcohol in front of his nose with his small hand, dissatisfied.

"Nonsense! I have never been drunk after being soaked in wine all my life." The old drunkard's words are very in line with the language characteristics of a drunkard. A drunkard will never think that he is drunk: "You little girl talk in movies, my old man doesn't like it. , you go down the mountain now, Tianjimen will not accept you."

"..." Lin Zhuowen was sweating profusely. Is it really okay to let such an old alcoholic who is so drunk that he doesn't even know anyone come to do the identity questioning?

"I'm so pissed off!" Hearing what the old drunkard said, Ye Tong was in a hurry. This man is Liang Qian's cousin, and he treats him well. Then he was driven down the mountain, not to mention whether Liang Qian would blame him, even he would feel sorry.Immediately, her voice raised an octave: "I'm going to tell Aunt Liu Yan that you bullied me while drunk, so that she will never talk to you again."

"Liu Yan..." The old drunk was stunned when he heard Liu Yan's name, and he sobered up for a moment. When he saw the cute little girl with upside-down willow eyebrows in front of him, his spiritual power moved, and the drunken red on his face immediately He went completely clean, apparently using spiritual power to wake himself up in an instant, the immortal cultivator has a strong physique, if he hadn't deliberately suppressed it.I'm afraid it will be like what the old alcoholic said, and he will never get drunk after soaking in wine for a lifetime.

"..." Lin Zhuowen could only continue talking.Immortal cultivators really have all kinds of eccentricities, and this old alcoholic is obviously the kind who is addicted to alcohol. [

"Oh! You girl!" After the old drunkard sobered up, he looked at Ye Tong and sighed, "It took three days and three nights to finally get a little drunk, and now I have to go back and drink again..."

Three days and nights?Depend on!What kind of drinking capacity is called Jiuxian really not complimenting you.

"You can't blame me. Who made you so drunk. You don't even know me anymore. You want to drive us all down the mountain." Ye Tong pouted and said, "Since you're awake, hurry up and show Liang Qian Brother, let's do an identity inquiry, and we will take him around Dalian Mountain later."

"Are you Xu Houfeng's precious apprentice Liang Qian?" The old drunkard first looked at Liang Qian beside Tong Ye, and asked with a hint of a smile.

"I met Uncle Xu. The junior is Liang Qian." Liang Qian bowed immediately.

"Grandpa Zhang, hurry up, it's not that Liang Qian wants to join the Tianjimen, why are you asking him this and that?" Tong Ye saw that the old drunkard didn't ask Lin Zhuowen, but stared at Liang Qian non-stop, feeling ashamed in his heart. Urgent, immediately urged.

"Hey! It's really a big girl..." The old drunkard could only shake his head repeatedly to Tong Ye's reaction, and then muttered in a low voice: "This kid doesn't look very good..."

"Drunkard Zhang!" Although the old drunkard's voice was low, but since he said it at such a close distance, how could other people not hear it? Regardless of seniority, he directly called the old alcoholic nickname.

"Good! Good! Good!" Seeing Tong Ye whose anger value had doubled, the old drunkard immediately waved his hand to admit defeat, then pointed at Lin Zhuowen and said, "Boy, come with me."

After the old drunkard finished speaking, he turned and walked towards the inner room, and Lin Zhuowen naturally followed.

"It's just a few words, just ask here. Liang Qian's cousin is absolutely reliable, so he just went through the motions and registered the information when he came here." Tong Ye shouted from behind.

"Then why did you call me here? It's a waste of the alcohol I've accumulated so easily." The old drunkard stopped and turned around, sighing dissatisfied again, obviously he didn't think there would be any doubt about Lin Zhuowen's identity , and with the factor of Tong Ye, I'm afraid it's not very convenient for me to use some magic tricks on Lin Zhuowen, so I simply pointed to the steward who just rushed back and said: "You can ask, I'll just be a witness .”

After finishing speaking, the old drunkard found a chair in the hall and sat down to drink. It seemed that he couldn't wait to start accumulating alcohol again.

Because the tutorial is slow, the manager just entered the gate and hasn't figured out the situation yet, but since the old drunkard said so, he can only follow through. He has already seen that several people here have backgrounds. After the people sat down and served tea, they took a pen and paper and asked Lin Zhuowen while taking notes.

Lin Zhuowen didn't expect that Tong Ye had such great energy. He didn't know what his identity was. Liang Qian looked like a dead man, but he didn't expect to have such a reversed luck. [

The steward said it was an inquiry, but in fact it was registration, non-name origin and some past experiences, etc. After recording this information, someone will naturally check it based on this information in the future. Lin Zhuowen naturally used the information in Liang Qian's memory. Qian didn't know, so he played freely. In short, he could not say that he was dead. Anyway, most of the information was true, and it was enough to withstand verification. It's clear from the investigation that even immortal cultivators don't have that much energy and advanced means, as long as they are generally good.

The old alcoholic who was drinking in the chair seemed to be only interested in drinking, but he always had a little attention on Lin Zhuowen. After carefully observing Lin Zhuowen's expression, he nodded slightly. It's not a problem to look at "color", and the old drunkard is quite confident in his pair of glasses, and he is the best at distinguishing the truth from falsehoods. He has read the number of people in his life, as long as someone lies in front of him, which words he even says are false They can all be assigned to him, otherwise, how could Tianji Sect arrange for him, an old alcoholic, to be in charge of such an important matter?

To be honest, the old drunkard's ability to observe words and expressions is not much inferior to Monroe's ability to constantly take screenshots and analyze, or it can be said that each has its own advantages. One finds contradictions in words and expressions, while the other is good at observing subtleties. As long as there is a little inappropriate expression, he can find out even a trace of fluctuation in the voice.

It's just that the old drunkard obviously didn't know that Lin Zhuowen's expression and words at this moment were precisely controlled by the computer in order to prevent mistakes. Everything was standardized like a textbook, and it was impossible to reveal any flaws , As for what he said, it was the result of Monroe's calculations several times. Unless some definite evidence was found, it was absolutely impossible to find loopholes in Lin Zhuowen's words alone. (to be continued..)

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