My magic weapon is the computer

Fan Ji was a little dazed, this was not the result she wanted, Lin Zhuowen's calmness did not give her half of the psychological pleasure, instead she felt ashamed and angry as if she had been underestimated as a joke, but she put it aside in a blink of an eye. This kind of emotion, a long life has brought her not only profound cultivation and strength, but also the wisdom of life. At her cultivation level, she can kill people as long as she wants, but at her age, as long as she doesn't want to, she can There are very few people who can arouse her murderous intentions.

"What an interesting boy, he suddenly realized at this time, but he still dared to practice in front of the deity, doesn't he really know what life and death are?" A rare wry smile appeared on Fan Ji's face, and her eyes were on the sitting cross-legged. Lin Zhuowen swept it away and ignored it.

"Damn old woman... You don't really like villains and plan to marry your younger generation, do you?" Zhu'er's IQ can always give people the illusion that the focus of our discussion is here.

"Why do I have to leave it to the juniors when I have a crush on him? Can't I keep it to myself? It happens that I have been practicing for so many years, and I haven't tried to find a Taoist partner for myself." The words "I'm teasing you" were added, but Pearl's IQ will always exceed your imagination, of course it refers to the lower limit.

"You? How is it possible? You are obviously so old..." The stupid girl's small mouth can definitely stuff an egg into it without rubbing the edges, but at least one message was revealed in her words. "The term has a deeper understanding than it did at the beginning.

"Are immortal cultivators mortals, regardless of common etiquette, age and appearance, who would pay attention to immortal cultivators? What's more, how many people in this world can see through my illusion?" Fan Ji's depression and teasing are more obvious in her smile It's a pity that the stupid girl still can't understand it, maybe she doesn't know the word "watching words and watching colors" at all.

Lin Zhuowen's epiphany about life and death lasted for five days. During these five days, Lin Zhuowen watched his life's memories from beginning to end like watching a movie, and put all the extremely important things he had seen before I weighed it in my heart, and found that my previous seriousness and attention were so insignificant, and life and death were no big deal.A person who looks down on life and death will not pay too much attention to anything else. It can be said that there is nothing that can arouse waves in his heart.Lin Zhuowen didn't know if this was the realm where the cultivators said they couldn't look down on the world of mortals and forget their feelings...

Lin Zhuowen opened his eyes, Fan Ji was dozing off on a branch, in her words it was a beauty sleep, while the stupid girl Zhuer was holding a pizza in one hand and pancakes in the other, wondering which one to eat first, and all senses returned to her body , the birdsong, insects, grass and trees in the forest, the fragrance of grass and trees came from all directions in an instant, drowning the ignorant silence in the previous epiphany. I thought in my heart, but fortunately, I feel more when I have an epiphany.Otherwise, maybe I will really commit suicide from now on. This world is so lively, and there are still games to play, it is still worth nostalgic...

Lin Zhuowen felt his body, although his cultivation was still in the early stage of alchemy.But I already have a faint feeling that I want to advance. Maybe I just need to give myself time to retreat for a year or two to break through. Epiphany is really a good cheat. On the other hand, Lin Zhuowen is a little confused about why he is still alive. , Xiao Xiami, who I know too much, should have died.Could it be that when he fell into an epiphany, his very unreliable protagonist halo was activated by accident?But seeing that Fan Ji and Stupid Girl didn't intend to bow down to him, it seemed that he didn't exude any domineering aura...

"Thank you, Senior Magic Ji, the Dharma protector!" Lin Zhuowen stood up and saluted Fan Ji respectfully.

Although he doesn't believe in the saying of the protagonist's halo, Lin Zhuowen understands that maybe he doesn't have to die. If Fan Ji really wants to kill herself, she is already a corpse now.Since he didn't have to die, he didn't have to seek death. He still had to have a necessary attitude towards a strong man like Fan Ji. At the same time, Lin Zhuowen also hoped to find out why he was still alive.

Some people are dying to understand.But Lin Zhuowen only hopes that he can live without confusion.

"Boy, how can you let me protect the law for you?" Fan Ji said coldly without even raising her eyelids.

"..." Lin Zhuowen didn't know what Huan Ji meant when he said this, and he didn't know how to answer it. Could it be that the old witch suddenly had a kind heart and planned to just say it?

"If this story gets out and people know that I protect a junior Jindan, wouldn't it be a laughing stock? Rather than that, it's better to let me kill you right now." Fan Ji opened her eyes slightly, and there was a cold expression in her eyes. Mang Yinlu saw that Lin Zhuowen's heart was trembling wildly. He didn't want her face to change, but continued: "But..."

Magic Ji stopped talking halfway through, and glanced at Lin Zhuowen, obviously waiting for him to answer.

"But what? I also ask the seniors to enlighten me, but I dare not refuse to follow the order." Although he was upset, Lin Zhuowen had to pretend to be eager and asked, who made himself inferior to others.At the same time, I couldn't help but feel a little worried, looking all over my body, I couldn't find anything that might be liked by a super strong like Fan Ji. Could this old monster be attracted to my body?I'm not so handsome as hell, am I?If so, how should one choose between life and chastity?It's really embarrassing...

Seeing Lin Zhuowen being so upbeat, Fan Ji couldn't help showing a satisfied smile. If she knew the dirty thoughts in Lin Zhuowen's heart, she would have planted Lin Zhuowen in the ground immediately. form.

"However, if you are willing to pay homage to my Jinding Mountain, you can be counted as a junior of this lord. If I protect you and pass it on to you, it is also my lord who will guide and care for the younger generation. If you think about it, there will be no people who are not open-eyed. Tongue." Huan Ji deliberately paused at this point, and then continued: "I don't know what you mean..."

"Bad guy, you must not promise her, the old woman wants to have sex with you..." the stupid girl suddenly interrupted and said urgently.

"The younger generation naturally wants it." Lin Zhuowen didn't wait for the stupid girl to finish speaking, and immediately grabbed the words, blocking back the two words "Tao couple" that made him sick, and at the same time facing Fan Ji with a big surprised expression on his face .

Lin Zhuowen once again resented his pig teammate in his heart. Damn it, it’s fine if you’re stupid, don’t delay my brother’s life, otherwise when you speak out, my brother won’t be able to say anything, although Magic Ji can’t be real I like your ordinary appearance, but you put your words on the line, agree to it yourself, it seems to sell yourself for glory, too unscrupulous, don't agree, and your life will not be guaranteed, and you died unjustly, it's a fucking luck Brother watched the Spring Festival Gala and learned to answer quickly.

I greeted the eighteenth generation of Fan Ji's ancestors in my heart. Lin Zhuowen's true mood was just the opposite of surprise. It is not an exaggeration to say that he was terrified. Thinking about Fan Ji's own purpose, he doesn't have the pure mind of a stupid girl, he would really think that Fan Ji just fell in love with his cooking skills because of his temporary appetite, but no matter how hard he thought about it, he couldn't think of it Is there anything in me worthy of the attention of a top monk like Fan Ji, at least not on the surface, otherwise Fan Ji may directly kill and seize the treasure, and it is impossible to take me for a long time, so I can only deceive myself before He thought that maybe this highly cultivated Fan Ji had a weird temper, and she really had an outbreak of appetite.

Now it seems that this is not the case at all. Fan Ji's request is that she wants to worship Jinding Mountain, not her disciples. There is an essential difference between the two. Snatching, learning from those Taoist orthodox ways and Gu Quan's face, using some means to steal from her, then letting myself worship under her is the best way. With a direct master-student relationship, what is mine is not for her to use. ?But now she wants to worship Jinding Mountain by herself. Jinding Mountain and even the legendary Dalun Tianzun.

Just is it possible?Thinking of this, Lin Zhuowen found it difficult to continue his speculation. Although he is now a Jindan cultivator, he has just been promoted and is unknown. It is impossible to attract the attention of Jindingshan or even the legendary adult. It seems that There may be something hidden about this matter, but I just don't know it, but even if I know it, so what, do I have a choice in the face of these strong men who can easily crush me to death?

Since he couldn't refuse, he could only accept it calmly. Lin Zhuowen, an outsider, has no views on the world of cultivating immortals. It doesn't matter to him whether it is Tianjimen or Jinding Mountain, and Jinding Mountain seems to be much more bullish. It's not necessarily a bad thing to get involved, and it's an effective way to get out of the current predicament, maybe it's the only way. If no miracle happens, Lin Zhuowen doesn't think he has any other possibility of survival in the hands of Fan Ji.

"Jinding Mountain is a sacred place for cultivating immortals in the grassland. It is an honor for the younger generation to worship in it. It's just that the younger generation has mediocre aptitude, but they are also very frightened. I don't know..." Lin Zhuowen's face showed a trace of worry again, and his tone was a little hesitant. No matter what Said that there must be something in him that is fancy, so Lin Zhuowen has the confidence and capital to ask Fan Ji. Although he still doesn't know how much confidence and capital he has, it does not prevent Lin Zhuowen from doing some testing in terms of words .

"Hmph! When you need to know some things, you will naturally let you know. Before that, put away your little cleverness." Fan Ji snorted coldly in Lin Zhuowen's mind like thunder, making Lin Zhuowen in a trance for a while It was only a small punishment to recover.

"Yes, this junior knows his mistake." Lin Zhuowen immediately bowed his head and admitted his mistake after waking up, but he was determined in his heart. Sure enough, it was just some deterrent means, not even punishment. It seems that as long as he doesn't go too far, his life will be fine It is saved, at least it is safe before entering Jinding Mountain.