My magic weapon is the computer

() "Little brother in the future, come with me for a trip." Just as Lin Zhuowen was packing up and preparing to go out for a tour, Tang Xiaoling came uninvited.

"Little sister in the future, can I refuse?" Lin Zhuowen asked.

"No."

Therefore, Lin Zhuowen had to follow Tang Xiaoling all the way south like a migratory bird.

"Little sister in the future, where are we going?" Lin Zhuowen asked on the road.

"Give something to an old friend for Master." Tang Xiaoling was stuffing snacks into his mouth when he said this, so his voice was a bit vague.

"What?" Lin Zhuowen was very curious, what would this terribly handsome prospective master want to give someone, wouldn't it be his autographed self-portrait?Judging by his narcissistic way of putting on a cool face, this possibility seems extremely possible.

"A letter and a beauty pill." Tang Xiaoling continued to chew snacks. A person who can obviously eat without food, but can't let go of his appetite, is clearly wasting food.

Hey!Send a letter for the master?It's really a classic mission in the game.

"Nursing beauty pill? Is the person you want to give to a woman? Could it be Master's confidante? Could that letter be a love letter from Master?" Still can't help but ask.

"It should be..." Tang Xiaoling didn't know how many spirit stones he had stored in the storage bag, but he had already changed seven or eight kinds of them in different ways for a while, and he only ate so that his cheeks were round and crumbs flew around, which made Lin Zhuowen sigh Came across a humanoid pulverizer.

"Then why didn't he deliver it himself?" Lin Zhuowen asked as he refused Tang Xiaoling's hand over snacks with his greasy little hands. For such a sexy thing, how could a saobao man like Ji Miaobai still give it to someone else?

"What did Master say, immortality is different, Zhaohua is perishable, it's uncomfortable to see, etc., I don't understand, anyway, I will leave this matter to me in the end, cough..." Tang Xiaoling ate while talking, and finally choked. arrive.

Seeing Tang Xiaoling beating her chest while drinking water, Lin Zhuowen felt that she might not have eaten for ten days and a half months, but soon realized that maybe it was more than that, she could eat bigu...

Xianfan is different?Zhaohua is perishable?Difficult to watch?

"The other party is a mortal woman?" Lin Zhuowen didn't expect this to be the reason. Miao Bai, as a monk in the Jindan stage, has a lifespan of five hundred years, which can greatly slow down aging, but the other party is just a mortal woman. If the two met early , I'm afraid the other party is already an old woman now. <Yuan is looking for a woman named early September. "<Garden? This name sounds like a brothel. Lin Zhuowen is a little speechless. What kind of hobbies does his quasi-master have? He can't forget a woman from a brothel. Fortunately, this woman's name is quite elegant. In early September? The red plum and autumn chrysanthemum are much better, I just hope that the person lives up to his name, otherwise Lin Zhuowen will despise even the taste of Miaobai.

"Since the master asked you to deliver it? You can go and deliver it, why do you drag me?" Lin Zhuowen was a little speechless, he hadn't formally apprenticed to a teacher yet, so why should he run errands for that man who is so much more handsome than himself?

"I'm afraid by myself, what if I meet a bad person?" Tang Xiaoling's words made Lin Zhuowen want to laugh, bad people are human too, and you, a cultivator of immortals, are ashamed to say this.

However, Ji Miaobai actually asked a girl to go to the jiyuan to help him deliver a letter to a ji girl. Does this master have any morals?Lin Zhuowen felt that this guy would definitely be qualified to be the principal of a primary school in the world before he crossed over...

"Why didn't you find your two senior sisters?" Lin Zhuowen suddenly felt that accompanying a woman to the brothel to find prostitutes seemed strange to him, even though he was forced to.

"Eldest sister doesn't care about people, second senior sister is afraid of seeing people, I think about it, and you are the only one. You are Master's intended disciple, so it's acceptable to deliver letters for Master." Tang Xiaoling continued to eat snacks when she said this.

Tang Xiaoling's second senior sister, Lin Zhuowen, didn't know, but her senior sister, Jian Conglu, seemed really likely to do this. Well, anyway, she planned to walk around, where?

Time travel is like a trip, so what's the point of staying in Qilingpai, a large hotel all day long?Even if you are playing games, you should change the map...

"Little sister in the future, why do you seem to have never eaten snacks?" Lin Zhuowen changed the question. If you don't ask this question clearly, you will be sorry for your clothes that have lost a lot of peels and shells during the flight.

"Who said that? I ate it secretly five years ago." Tang Xiaoling immediately denied it, and then changed the subject: "It's just that I was caught by the master. The master said that eating too many snacks will turn me into a fat pig, so I don't deserve it." He is such a handsome master, and he said that if he finds me eating snacks again, he will be expelled from the sect. I haven’t eaten snacks for five years, how can I not eat enough when I come out this time?”

Tang Xiaoling's words made Lin Zhuowen really roll his eyes. How perverted and narcissistic a master can say such words, and how stupid and innocent a child can be frightened by such words. The rare couple in the world are actually It came together like this.

Lin Zhuowen soon found out that his plan to go out to find materials for the fusion of life tools seemed to be in vain. He found that he was walking all the way in the mortal country. When it comes to one or two people, their cultivation is unsightly, even people like Lin Zhuowen don't bother to care about them, and as for the high-level materials suitable for training, they don't even see a shadow.

The person who was most satisfied with this trip was Tang Xiaoling. Basically, every time she passed a town, she would go in and search for various snacks and snacks. Lin Zhuowen felt that she must have the blood of an ancient giant beast like Taobao, otherwise how could she eat it? So much, Lin Zhuowen calculated that for three days on the road, she ate at least twice the size of her own snacks...

"Little brother in the future, do you have money? Lend me some." Tang Xiaoling asked Lin Zhuowen on the eighth day on the road.

"Little sister in the future, don't you, a monk in the foundation building period, still lack spirit stones?" Lin Zhuowen didn't think Tang Xiaoling looked like someone who lacked spirit stones, nor did she look like someone who borrowed spirit stones and would return them, so he raised his vigilance Well, the spirit stones in his pocket were all earned by his "hard work" in alchemy.

"Oh, what I'm talking about is not Lingshi, but ordinary gold and silver. I don't have money to buy food." Tang Xiaoling was drooling as she said this, staring at a sugar rolling stall. She wasn't so greedy that she lost her mind, and she knew that these things cost money to buy.

"No." Lin Zhuowen shook his head. Seeing that Tang Xiaoling was still staring at him in disbelief, he explained, "If you become an immortal cultivator, who still brings those ordinary things with you?"

"Hey - am I going to starve to death on the road next?" Tang Xiaoling couldn't help sighing seeing that Lin Zhuowen really didn't look like he was rich.

You didn't starve to death on the road, you died of hunger on the road, Lin Zhuowen corrected her inappropriate words in her heart.

"Little brother in the future, do you think we should rob the rich and help the poor?" Tang Xiaoling, who had exhausted all his snacks and snacks, said to Lin Zhuowen two days later.

You held back for two days to come up with such an idea?Stealing from the rich and helping the poor?Whose poor is it?Is it your own mouth and stomach?That's called robbery or stealing, don't give yourself such a righteous word.

"Who to rob?" Lin Zhuowen decided to ignore the silly question of who to help.

"Of course it's those rich people who are not benevolent." When Tang Xiaoling said this, her naked robber eyes scared a middle-aged man with a potbellied appearance who happened to be passing by and ran away in fright.

"..." Lin Zhuowen was speechless. Fortunately, there is only one greedy immortal cultivator in the world. Otherwise, would the rich still have their days?

Lin Zhuowen had to carefully explain a truth to Tang Xiaoling, being rich is not necessarily unkind, and even if being rich is unkind, there is nothing wrong with it. Many rich people earn their money by themselves. The reason why they get rich may be because they are outside all day. Tired of running around, coming and going in the wind and rain, risking the risk of ruining the family to invest, and earning back bit by bit. When others are working hard to make money, those poor people may just pick their feet and sleep late. The reason why the poor are poor , There is also a large part of the reason, so why do people have worked hard for most of their lives and even the savings of their ancestors for several generations, why should they use it to help those lazy poor?

Tang Xiaoling didn't believe it, so Lin Zhuowen had to take her to look around. The beggars with all limbs slept late in the daytime and waited for others to give them alms. The owner of the restaurant went to the market to pick fresh ingredients in the middle of the night. Liang had to wrap all the steamed buns to be sold that day, and the wonton stalls on the side of the road were only open until the early hours of the morning before making samples...

"Then I don't care. It's all your fault if you can't rob the rich or help the poor. You find a way for me. You must get the money within three days." Although Tang Xiaoling finally realized her mistake, she obviously didn't realize her own. attitude, and arrogantly threw the question to Lin Zhuowen.

Lin Zhuowen felt that he was a meddlesome idiot, what do you think you are talking about?If she wants to rob the rich, let her rob it, and she doesn't have anything to do with you. Besides, since those rich people have the ability to make money, they can earn money even if they are robbed. , but provoked a whole sao.

"Forget it, come with me!" Lin Zhuowen was really uncomfortable being looked at by Tang Xiaoling's eyes that seemed so pure that he could only see snacks, and finally had to sigh.

Lin Zhuowen took Tang Xiaoling straight to a Taoist temple outside the city.

It is not difficult to get worldly gold and silver. Since you don't want to rob mortals, you can find immortals. How can immortals who are greedy for mortals and wander in the secular world lack such yellow and white things around them?Practicing in the secular world, spiritual power is scarce, and leisure resources are scarce. If there is no gold and silver that knows everything, I am afraid that it will be really difficult to move forward.