My magic weapon is the computer

() Lin Zhuowen went to see Xie Bohong in the end, and there was no other reason. Xie Youqing is not a disciple of the Qiling Sect, and there is no need to abide by the rules of not fighting here. He got it right in front of his old man.

Xie Bohong has a big beard, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a fleshy face, big arms and a round waist, with an indescribably rugged appearance. With a butcher knife in his waist, he looks like a butcher who sells meat at the street corner. This makes Lin Zhuowen very suspicious whether Xie Youqing is his own. Yes, the style difference between the two is too great.

"Are you the one that Qinger said can perfectly cast all kinds of spells?" Xie Bohong squinted his big eyes when he said this, and looked at Lin Zhuowen several times up and down, but Lin Zhuowen didn't feel uncomfortable , it was the way this rough-looking butcher elder brother squinted his eyes so funny that he almost couldn't help laughing.

"Senior, that...Actually...I'm not very good at spells..." Lin Zhuowen was very worried that if he told the truth, would the big butcher be as impulsive as a pseudo-brother and fly back to him? Long Yinzong went.

"You say that Qing'er is lying to me?" The butcher brother suddenly widened his eyes, releasing a frightening aura.

"Ah... that's not true..." Lin Zhuowen felt that the big butcher brother was not as easy to fool as his appearance, and was forced by his aura of the Jindan period, the sweat on his forehead unconsciously remained.

"Father, you..." The fake mother-in-law became worried because she was thinking about the unnecessary friendship.

"Humph! This cup of tea is too hot, please cool it down for me." Brother Butcher interrupted the false mother-in-law with a wave of his hand, pointing to the teacup in front of him and said to Lin Zhuowen.

Is this a practical test?The situation is stronger than people, and despite his reluctance, Lin Zhuowen began to prepare to perform the ice needle technique.

Seeing Lin Zhuowen dawdling in performing ice acupuncture twice but failing, and preparing for the third time, Brother Butcher's expression changed.

"This is what you call a magic genius, who can cast any spell perfectly?" Brother Butcher looked at the pseudo-mother.

"Father, he did it on purpose." The fake mother-in-law's face was also ugly: "Lin Zhuowen, if you do this again, I will tell my father about you and me."

"Pseudo-brother, your words are too ambiguous? You are not afraid that I will die without a whole body?" Lin Zhuowen saw that Brother Butcher's face turned green, and his own face turned green as well. Ice acupuncture couldn't continue anymore, and he didn't care about hiding his words, and the words "false brother" popped out all at once.

Brother Butcher's face turned green. I don't know whether he was angry or frightened, but Lin Zhuowen was definitely frightened, the kind that almost peed his pants.

"If you don't cast the spell quickly, I'll tell you the truth!" The pseudo-mother thought that he had caught Lin Zhuowen's vital point, and his face was full of complacency, without realizing how scary his words sounded to others.

"Okay, now please explain to Senior Xie carefully, I don't want to die without understanding." Lin Zhuowen waved his hand, and a layer of frost had formed on the outside of the cup of tea in front of Xie Bohong.

Lin Zhuowen's movements were too fast, and the ice needle technique was done in one stroke, but Brother Butcher didn't seem to care much about his technique now.

"Qing'er, what's going on? What did this kid do to you?" When Brother Butcher said this, the flesh on his face was trembling. Lin Zhuowen quietly took two steps back. If there was anything wrong, Always be ready to go.

"Father! There is nothing between me and him. This guy is so weak, how could he do anything to me?" The pseudo-mother saw that Brother Butcher still had a suspicious expression on his face. He obviously didn't believe it. He blushed and threw himself into him. There was joy in her arms: "Father, don't you even believe what your daughter says? If Mother knows that you treat me like this..."

Lin Zhuowen's ears were buzzing, and only one word echoed in his mind, daughter?

Lin Zhuowen scanned Xie Youqing's chest carefully again. The tablet, is it really a tablet, or a flat tablet? I remember that when we met for the first time, I seemed to have punched there too, didn't feel anything?Except for hand pain...

"Don't mention your mother to me." The first half of the butcher's sentence was quite imposing, and the second half of the sentence revealed his appearance: "Father believes that you are."

Depend on!Such a rough butcher brother is afraid of his wife?Are you worthy of your beard and fleshy face?Lin Zhuowen was speechless...

"Boy, for Qing'er's sake, I'll just trust you for now." Brother Butcher's words made Lin Zhuowen feel that he had been confused by his daughter.

"Thank you for your trust, senior." Lin Zhuowen felt that it would be better to cooperate.

"Okay, then you can go." Brother Butcher's thinking seemed to be too detached, which was hard to accept for a while.

"Uh...the junior will leave." Lin Zhuowen was stunned for a moment before turning the corner, and then he was overjoyed, made a hasty bow, turned and went happily.

Regardless of whether Brother Butcher is out of his mind or not, with this sentence, Lin Zhuowen will not know if he is out of his mind if he slips away.

"Father! Didn't you say that you want to persuade him to join our Dragon Yin Sect?" Seeing Lin Zhuowen disappearing in a blink of an eye as if he had been pardoned, he fell into the butcher's arms.

"Hmph! This kid is very slippery, full of bad taste, why did you bring him into the Dragon Song Sect?" Brother Butcher looked unhappy: "Do you want him to spoil my precious girl?"

"father--"

Lin Zhuowen didn't care about what the father and daughter continued to entangle in the house, he was pressed for time, so this delay, don't miss the Pill Winning Conference.

In fact, Brother Butcher let himself out so easily, which also affirmed Lin Zhuowen's guess. Brother Butcher definitely didn't attend the ceremony because of himself, a genius of bullshit and magic. I don't know why he came to Qiling Sect. Lin Zhuowen vaguely felt that it might have something to do with what happened at the Jiaohe Club a few years ago, but it had little to do with him. With his current strength and status, it was impossible for them to tell him the inside story. It was useless to think too much about it. .

When Lin Zhuowen arrived at the Yangqiping of the main peak, Nuoda’s Yangqiping had been divided into dozens of pieces, and around each piece was illuminated with spell restrictions, which could prevent the magic weapon from spreading outside when fighting inside. The so-called Contest of Pills, to put it bluntly, is actually a martial arts competition, whoever fights well will get a prize, and the prize is the Foundation Establishment Pill.

At this time, thousands of people had gathered on the Yangqiping, and the Pill Winning Conference was a once-in-ten-year grand meeting of the Qiling School. Lin Zhuowen noticed that there were already many people sitting on the viewing platform to the west of Yangqiping. Fu Hechang and Ji Miaobai was also among them, and Lin Zhuowen reckoned that maybe all the Jindan elders in the faction had come, after all, this was their chance to choose their favorite disciples.

The people sitting, there is another person standing behind each of them, they should be the disciples of these people, Jian Conglu is standing behind Ji Miaobai, it's really rare that Ji Miaobai didn't know what method he used to make this arrogant girl Obediently submit, standing here as someone's background is not like her character, Long Wenshan is also in the row of people standing, Lin Zhuowen thought to himself, no wonder he didn't go to find him, but it turned out that he came here on an errand.

Long Wenshan's master is a middle-aged monk with a face as deep as water. He looks a bit like a stranger, with his eyes closed, he doesn't know whether he is meditating or dozing off, and he doesn't talk to anyone.

Lin Zhuowen's cheap master cum Miao Bai was very active, pulling a pretty good-looking female cultivator next to him to talk about something, which made the female cultivator giggle and tremble, and winked again and again.

Depend on!He had already seen that this guy was not a good thing, Lin Zhuowen really wanted to rush up and strangle this shameful guy to death, flirting with the female cultivator in front of thousands of people present, without being ashamed.

Fu Hechang also pointed to the crowd in the audience and whispered something to the people next to him. Lin Zhuowen looked along his fingers, but it was Fu Mingyu leading a group of younger brothers to play prestige in the crowd and drive the crowd away. Free up a lot of space for him to be alone.

The people sitting are all sentient beings, and the standing people seem to be uneasy. A man in white standing behind the nun who is flirting with Ji Miaobai looks handsome, with a pair of peach blossom eyes. It makes people look uncomfortable, brother Taohuayan seems unwilling to be lonely, he wants to imitate his master's cheerfulness, he keeps whispering something to the tsundere girl beside him, his face is full of pride, as if he said something about himself Proud of things, she didn't take Long Wenshan's murderous gaze seriously at all, but it's a pity that Tsundere Girl was not interested in him, she stood motionless, like ice that would never melt for thousands of years.

In the middle of the viewing platform stood a bad old man who was speaking in a chirping voice. It didn't seem like he was making much effort, but his voice could be heard clearly by everyone on the Yangqi ground.

After catching a buddy next to him and inquiring about it, he found out that the bad old man was Feng Jingdong, the head of the Qiling School. Lin Zhuowen felt quite ashamed, which was the same as not knowing the principal of the school after studying for a few years.

Fortunately, old man Feng didn't speak so long-winded and nonsense as the principal of the school. He mainly talked about the rules and prizes of the Pill Contest. The rules are very simple. If you knock down the opponent, you win. The opponents in each round of the competition are decided by lottery. If you are lucky, you will pass the level directly. As for the prizes, each of the top [-] will get one Foundation Establishment Pill, and the top ten will each have two Foundation Establishment Pills. , there are additional rewards for the top three. The champion is a flying sword of the upper-grade spiritual weapon level, which can be used for killing enemies on the road. The runner-up is a shield of the middle-grade spiritual weapon level, with amazing defense power. Boots that increase movement speed and body agility.

"Now I announce that the Qi Ling faction's once-in-ten-year alchemy conference has officially started." After explaining all the big and small things clearly, Principal Feng announced the start of the fight without delay, which made Lin Zhuowen feel a lot of goodwill for him, and put Before traveling through time, how could one choose the student's favorite principal.

"Master Feng, wait a minute!" Principal Feng was about to turn around and sit back, but was stopped by a voice.