The princess is not easy to chase 【End】

When Cheng Song floated back from the ancient WC refreshed, Mengxue suddenly thought of an advertisement slogan - get rid of toxins and relax!

He looks so relaxed!

But Mengxue is sure, he won't be able to relax for long!

Compared with general laxatives, sweet potato plus garlic and scallions have another advantage, that is... in addition to causing diarrhea, it can also cause unbearable abdominal pain!

Sure enough, the fox Cheng Song sat down on the chair very handsomely just now, looked at Mengxue with a strange expression, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly bent down again, frowning slightly.

Obviously, he has a stomachache!

But a fox is a fox, even in this situation, he still stood up calmly, straightened his clothes incomparably gracefully, waved his sleeves, and did not take away a scrap of straw.

Mengxue stood behind him, covering her mouth and secretly laughing, with a little evil in her heart that succeeded in playing tricks.

She was not afraid of how Cheng Song would retaliate against her, if Cheng Song wanted to retaliate against her explicitly, at worst he would complain to the Queen Mother!

If the queen mother pursues it, Mengxue will pretend to be stupid and ignorant, and express to the queen mother eloquently that she just wants to do her best as a wife and wants her husband to taste the meals she made herself. Poor cooking skills...

When the time comes, she will take the initiative to admit her mistakes, show her love for her husband, add a few tears at the end, and promise that similar things will never happen in the future. Mengxue believes that the empress dowager will not be sad.

As for Cheng Song's secret revenge, Mengxue has long been mentally prepared. Anyway, Cheng Song's revenge on her is inevitable. Even if there is no such thing, I believe Cheng Song will not make her feel better!

Recalling everything that happened last night, Mengxue still has lingering fears!

That kind of pain, that kind of humiliation, she swore she would never forget it in her life!

But she also believes that she may suffer such pain again in this life, and more than once, even if she does nothing today...

It's already the worst, so why be afraid of worse?

Instead of living life submissively, it's better to make yourself happy in your heart!

For what she did today, Mengxue has no regrets at all, she is so happy!

About half an hour passed, Cheng Song hadn't come back yet, the sky gradually darkened, and Mengxue's mood became even better!

Apparently, scallions, garlic, and sweet potatoes work really well!

She made herself a cup of tea, and planned to drink the tea while waiting for the second prince who was about to collapse to come back. While drinking the tea, Mengxue couldn't help but think nonsensically—so what...according to his frequency, toilet paper Will it be enough?

Sometimes, people should not think too much!

For example, at this time, just as Mengxue thought about this question, a little eunuch appeared in front of her.

"See the second prince and concubine." The eunuch saluted Mengxue.

"Get up." Mengxue waved her hand to signal him to get up, then continued drinking tea, waiting for him to speak.

Basically, everyone in the palace is a fine person, and observing words and expressions is an essential skill. The little eunuch hesitated for a long time, looked at Mengxue for a long time, and then said timidly:

"Qi...Qi report to the second prince and concubine, the second prince...he...he said..."

Having said this, he paused for a moment, with a troubled look on his face.Although Mengxue really wanted to know what Cheng Song said, she made the little eunuch hesitate like this, but she didn't urge her, she just sipped her tea leisurely, she believed that the little eunuch would definitely convey Cheng Song's words complete.

Sure enough, the little eunuch struggled for a while, but continued:

"Second prince concubine, the second prince said... there is not enough toilet paper, let... let you send some..."

"puff--"

Mengxue took a sip of tea and sprayed it out unexpectedly. It was the first time in her life that she sprayed... I don't know if this little eunuch is too good at talking when he speaks, or because Cheng Song's words are too lethal, anyway Li Mengxue, who has always been very restrained, Li Mengxue who has always been indifferent, and Li Mengxue who claims to have never changed her face before Mount Tai collapsed, unexpectedly couldn't control herself at this moment, and sprayed...

It's a pity that this is a good Longjing!

While feeling emotional, Mengxue wiped her lips with a handkerchief, then turned to the little eunuch, and asked calmly:

"Understood, let Ningxiang go with you."

Mengxue beckoned Ningxiang over, and motioned her to bring toilet paper and go with the little eunuch to the "cute" second prince.

"Second Imperial Concubine...No...I can't..." The little eunuch didn't know what to do, his legs softened, and he knelt down for Mengxue, and said with a face of embarrassment, "Second Imperial Concubine, Second Prince ordered But, I want...you send it over personally..."

"..."

Although Mengxue knew that Cheng Song probably made a special trip to punish her the moment the little eunuch asked her to deliver toilet paper, but...she was still shocked...

What a mistake!

She had imagined thousands of ways to get revenge on Cheng Song, but she forgot this one!

Holding the high-grade toilet paper specially used in the palace, Mengxue was extremely entangled in her heart. Her feet felt like lead, and she felt extremely strenuous without taking a step. How she wished that the road would continue like this...

Mengxue suddenly felt that she was very tragic. With Cheng Song's character, she would never let her give away toilet paper as simple as that!Wait a minute, won't he let her wipe his chrysanthemums by herself?

When Mengxue made this plan, she only treated Cheng Song as a cunning fox, but forgot that he was still a fox who was always pretending to be crazy!

A normal person would not make such an unreasonable request, but Cheng Song, he is not a normal person at all!At that time, if he really made such a request, how should she refuse?

If she refused, what would she do if Cheng Song suddenly thought she was a fool and cried and made noise?

Could it be that he really wiped the chrysanthemums for him?

Rubbing chrysanthemums... what a disgusting thing...

Along the way, Mengxue was extremely entangled, and many brain cells died. At this moment, Mengxue felt like she was in a cocoon.

But... Cheng Song, why do you still think about punishing people in this situation?

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Pure Rain:

Some children's shoes may ask if there is toilet paper at this time?

Good question!According to historical records, ancient China has gone through several stages about what to use to wipe the filth after the ceremony!The first thing that appeared was the toilet chip, about before the Tang Dynasty. During the Tang and Song Dynasties, it was the era when toilet chips and toilet paper were used together, and the Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties were the era of rough paper!This article is an empty text, and the specific layout refers to the Tang Dynasty, so there is already toilet paper at this time! (*^__^*) Hee hee...