Pirates of the Dream

Interpersonal communication is really a complicated matter...Wang Wu couldn't help but think of the old one-eyed lament. ┃26nbsp;┃

It seemed to be a lonely night, the old one-eyed man stayed alone in the dark bedroom, whimpering, and Wang Wu thought that the old man had a senile disease attack and had trouble urinating.Later, I ran over and saw that the old man was sitting cross-legged on the bed, holding a dagger in his hand, slowly playing with it, and groaning continuously while stroking the dagger.

"Old One-Eyed, did you have a bad stomach again at night? Do you need me to cut your belly open for you?"

The old one-eyed man was interrupted in his grief, rolled his eyes angrily, and threw the dagger out casually: "Go, go, it's none of your business."

Wang Wu took the dagger sideways, and found that the old one-eyed throwing dagger was weak, and it was not as sharp as usual, so he couldn't help being curious: "What kind of wind are you doing?"

The old one-eyed man smashed his mouth, and sighed: "I just sigh, this interpersonal communication is really confusing. You think that if you do something with good intentions, the other party should be happy and grateful? It turned out not to be, Not only are people unhappy, but they may even hate you. In a lifetime, a person can have so many hatreds for no reason! It’s still the kind of hatred that can’t be resolved in a lifetime! Tsk, I’m afraid you will have this kind of trouble in the future, kid.”

Wang Wu dismissed it with disdain: "With your ugly face, of course everyone hates you, how can you compare with me?"

The old one-eyed man said angrily: "Just say that to you kid, half of the people in the world can offend you!"

"I don't believe you. You don't even know about interpersonal relationships. How can you conclude that I'm going to offend half of the people?"

The old one-eyed man sneered, "Then let's wait and see!"

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A few years later, the old one-eyed man who vowed to wait and see with Wang Wu took his last breath in his bedroom, and seemed to have great regrets before he died.As for Wang Wu, as predicted by the old one-eyed man, he encountered an inexplicable side in interpersonal relationships.

Until the end of the morning class, Wang Wu didn't understand why Kaili was angry. Throughout the morning, Kaili's face did not subside, her face was flushed, and she seemed absent-minded in her practice. He didn't look at Wang Wu either, as if he didn't know this person.And after class, she no longer came over to chat with him and play chess with a smile like before, but rushed out of the classroom without looking back, wondering if menstrual blood flowed out again.

Of course, the sanitary napkins that Wang Wu sewed with his own hands were not sent out, which made the young man feel very regretful. He hadn't done needlework for a while, and it was rare for him to seriously do it once, but no one appreciated his craftsmanship.

Cooking, cleaning, darning... In the underground labyrinth, Wang Wu really learned a lot, but it's a pity that he has never had the opportunity to display his talents.

Annoyed Kaili for some inexplicable reason, Wang Wuyi had nothing to do for a while, thinking that he could only wait until midnight to ask Zhou Tong... Forget it, that old guy Zhou Tong doesn't seem to be close to his old one-eyed guy. Spectrum, and asked him if it was just a waste of time, or if Akasha was more reliable.

And since he thought of asking, Wang Wu felt that it would be better to start now instead of rushing too late. Although the academy during the day was not convenient for sneaking, it would not be difficult for him, an expert gold finger.

Ten minutes later, Wang Wu bypassed everyone's attention and quietly appeared in the small bungalow. Facing the kneeling cat, Wang Wu breathed heavily and launched the dream stealing technique with all his strength. At the same time, a bottomless scene The darkness descended from the sky and swallowed Wang Wu inside.

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"Hey, why are you here? It's not time for class yet."

In the blood-colored space, it was the succubus queen Akasha who first noticed Wang Wu's arrival. Seeing Wang Wu, Akasha looked surprised: "Is there anything urgent?"

Wang Wu smiled and waved to Akasha: "Good afternoon, 7e has nothing to worry about. I just have a question to ask. I really don't want to wait until the evening. Is it convenient now?"

Akasha nodded, waved open a protective shield, and covered Wang Wu inside.

"What's the problem, let's talk."

"A friend of mine had her period recently. I gave her some sanitary napkins, but she got angry. Why?"

"puff!"

Akasha was about to spurt blood.

It was the first time Wang Wu saw Akasha lose her composure, and he was taken aback: "What's wrong?"

Akasha stared at Wang Wu fiercely, her lavender eyes could shoot fire, and red clouds flew over her pure white cheeks, but it was not shyness, but uncontrollable excitement and anger.

"You idiot! Don't you understand the world at all!? How can you give girls that kind of thing? Your head is broken!?"

Although Wang Wu's head wasn't broken, it was full of more than 1 exclamation marks and question marks at this time.

"What's wrong? Did I do something wrong? She's menstruating, and she's not ready. Isn't it my friend's duty to help her make a few tampons?"

Akasha felt like she was going crazy: "Do you know the difference between men and women!?"

Wang Wu curled his lips: "Men don't need sanitary napkins, only women do. There are indeed differences between men and women."

"My God, where have you, a Penglai native, lost all your traditional culture..." Akasha supported her head weakly, and sighed deeply, feeling that the future education of Wang Wu should not be limited to building related to dreams.We must teach him the principles of life, if he continues like this, he may not be hacked to death anytime soon!

But thinking about the one-eyed thief who spent more than ten years trying to correct the child's worldview, Akasha was full of despair for the future.

"Hey, can this child really help us get out of trouble?"

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In the end, Akasha didn't explain clearly what Wang Wu did wrong.Because even Akasha can't prove some self-evident things. Many things are taken for granted by others, and there is no certain reason to say.So in the end, the Succubus Queen could only say this helplessly: "You just need to remember the conclusion, forget about the middle process."

This set of rhetoric is very familiar to Wang Wu. In the underground labyrinth, the old one-eyed man often used this set of rhetoric to perfuse him. Unexpectedly, adults all over the world are the same.

He didn't get a satisfactory answer from Akasha, so Wang Wu thought, let's forget it, anyway, he doesn't really care about it, so why not just wait for Kaili's menstrual period to pass?It's a pity that I wasted an afternoon in vain.

Back in the bedroom, Wang Wu had a vague feeling that the atmosphere around him was a little weird all the way back, as if something big had happened, but when he was so sleepy, he didn't care so much and fell asleep.

But after a while...

"Bang bang bang!"

"..."

"Bang bang bang bang!"

"Your sister... I actually don't want to kill someone."

Long before the first knock on the door, Wang Wu, who was suddenly awakened by the deliberately light footsteps, sat up helplessly after the people outside the door knocked on the wooden door several times in a row, and touched it from under the pillow. He took out his usual dagger and sighed.

On the door of the room, a notice has been clearly pasted, written clearly in black and white: "Whoever disturbs sleep will die."

And now the person knocking on the door is so deliberate and deep, obviously he has decided to die?

There is no way, people come to the door, and everyone is a classmate, Wang Wu thought, he can only be a good person and give them a ride to the end, at worst, he should move faster when he strikes, so as not to leave pain.Judging from the sound of footsteps, there are five people who are looking for death in this wave. As long as I destroy them, it will be considered as a runaway in Tower Capture Chess, which will have a high bonus point.

However, when he opened the door, he saw that the person standing at the door was an acquaintance.

"Huh, Henry?"

This is a little bit interesting, this great nobleman doesn't live his life of a dandy honestly, what is he doing here to seek death?Has he encountered any hurdles in his life that he cannot overcome?

"Long time no see. Let me tell you that you have encountered something unhappy recently and thought of committing suicide. Before you die, you might as well tell me to make me happy."

Henry was taken aback by Wang Wu's question, and then said: "What the hell are you talking about, when am I going to die!? I'm looking for you this time for a serious matter."

Wang Wu was also surprised: "Didn't you come here to seek death? Then what are you doing here in the afternoon? Are you looking for death?"

"You!" Henry raised his eyebrows, and was about to argue with Wang Wu, but at this moment, a boy next to him tugged on his sleeve, which made Henry stop his anger.

Henry held back his temper, and said to Wang Wu seriously: "That's right, Lin Feng from the first class is back."

"Who?"

"Lin Feng."

"Who is that?"

"..."

After a long period of silence, Wang Wu finally remembered the name Henry had mentioned, the group of useless people who once provoked him arrogantly, but were beaten to the street by the cruel reality.

"What's up with him?"

Henry sighed and explained: "After that incident, Lin Feng was silent for a long time, and he didn't participate in the recent progress evaluations. We all thought that he was affected by the power of the family's blood and sank, but just now, Lin Feng made a high-profile comeback. He publicly stated that he will bet with you again, betting on who will win the phased test a week later. He couldn't find you, so he handed over the gauntlet to us and asked us to hand over to you You. Here, right here."

With that said, Henry took out a letter with sealant from his arms.

"We haven't read the content, but it should be roughly what he said about the bet. Do you want to accept it?"

Wang Wu took the envelope with a smile: "I came to ask to be raped, there is no reason to refuse 7e"

Henry nodded: "I know you won't refuse... But you must be careful, since Lin Feng dares to challenge, he must have his own plan."

But Wang Wu seriously corrected: "Your logic is wrong. According to what you say, if I dare to take on this challenge, I must have my plan. In terms of order, my plan is more reliable, that is, my plan is more reliable. The chances of winning are higher, so what are you worried about?"

"you……"

Henry heaved a long sigh, apparently also intending to suppress his anger.

"Wang Wu, now you are representing the four of us to face Lin Feng's challenge. The victory or defeat is not just a matter of you alone. Lin Feng is coming back this time, and he is with him, as well as his uncle, Professor Lin Tianzheng." .The timing is so coincidental that it's hard to believe that there's nothing wrong with it."

Wang Wuze opened the envelope and asked casually, "Lin Tianzheng? Has he recovered from hemorrhoids?"

"..."

"Hey, you don't know? Didn't he have to ask for leave to recuperate because of his hemorrhoids?"

Henry coughed, stopped the discussion of the following followers, and said in a deep voice: "We don't care about the gossip you said, we have already reminded what should be reminded, and then you can do it yourself."

But Wang Wu was already attracted by Lin Feng's gauntlet, and didn't care what Henry was saying at all.

"……let's go!"

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