You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?.

Chapter 3: Mental illness! Totally mental illness!
Li Shouling's heart skipped a beat.

"Haha, stop kidding, I'm straight."

The other person also laughed.

"Hey, I'm not kidding, I'm not straight."

He looked Li Shouling up and down with ill intent.

"I just finished the college entrance examination. Such a delicate flower deserves to be taken good care of!"

Li Shouling suddenly got goose bumps all over his body.

Amidst the intense chill, he threatened, "I will be discharged from the hospital soon. I advise you not to do anything illegal!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the bald guy and the big guy both laughed.

Even the guy at the urinal on the far left smiled.

Li Shouling felt inexplicably irritated and roared angrily.

"What are you laughing at?"

The big guy's smile froze, and then his face turned filthy.

"Oh my, you're so cute when you're angry. I'm about to pull out the flag when I see you."

"But let me explain it to you anyway."

"This is a madhouse. Once you enter, you can't leave. There are no exceptions!"

"A delicate little flower like you will be bullied if no one protects you."

"You should be thankful that you met me first, otherwise..."

As he spoke, he reached out his hand towards Li Shouling's chin.

Li Shouling wanted to dodge, but the bald man grabbed him from behind.

She was about to be molested by a pervert.

"Otherwise, what about?"

The one who spoke was the sixth senior brother, Tianji.

The big guy shuddered, took two steps back, and waved his hands guiltily.

"Not very good, not very good. Um...what gust of wind brings you here?"

Tianji didn't answer, but approached him.

When the bald man saw him coming, he was so scared that he ran away.

The big guy also wanted to run, but it was difficult because he had retreated to the toilet.

He could only put on a flattering smile and speak again.

"Well... I'm sorry, Taoist Ha Tianji, I didn't expect that he was your man, that..."

Tianji took a sudden step forward and took out a fork from somewhere.

The big guy raised his hand instinctively.

The result was, as expected, a row of holes.

But Tianji showed no intention of stopping.

The fork left wounds on his body crazily while roaring and questioning him.

"What the fuck would happen if I asked you, you talk so much bullshit!"

With the sound of puffing, the fork kept leaving marks on his body.

"I asked you how it was!"

puff!

"What if not!"

puff!

"Tell me what!"

puff!

"I fucked your bloody mother, say something!"

Puff puff puff puff...

The sturdy man who had a filthy look on his face just now was now crying and curled up on the ground.

While crying, she whispered words like "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong".

Tianji seemed to have finally vented everything and let out a deep breath.

Then he turned around and handed the fork to Li Shouling with a warm and sunny smile on his face.

"Would you like to have some fun too?"

Li Shouling quickly shook his head.

"No, no, thank you for your kindness, and thank you for saving me."

crazy!

They are all crazy!

Either a pervert or a psychopath!

Must go!

As soon as I have the chance, I will go to the doctor and get tested to confirm whether the disease will relapse and whether I can be transferred to another hospital...

Tianji chuckled.

"We are all from the same school, why are you being so polite to me?"

Li Shouling: “…”

Jingle Bell!
The sound of a loud bell almost numbed Li Shouling's eardrums.

The bell was right above his head.

Tianji pulled him away for a while before explaining to him.

"Don't be afraid, this ring means it's time to eat."

Looking at his senior brother whose face and body were covered in blood, Li Shouling's mind flashed back to his violent appearance just now.

He asked Tian Ji with some lingering fear.

"Is it okay for you to eat like this?"

"no problem."

"Won't you be arrested?"

"No, the half-immortals in our sect are all people of status here."

"What identity?"

"They call us severely mentally ill patients. We have great privileges! Remember, we are all people of noble status. When we encounter such things, we can take action!" Li Shouling: "..."

He didn't know how many times he was speechless today.

He took a deep breath and put on a very forced smile.

"Thank you...thank you for your guidance, Senior Brother..."

It seems that the doctor's visit will have to wait.

Tianji laughed heartily.

"Hahaha, we're from the same school, why should we be so polite?"

Coincidentally, Cha Nu also came at this time.

The three of them went out to eat together.

After lunch, just as he was about to go find a doctor, Tianji asked Li Shouling to wait for him.

I waited for about a minute in confusion and curiosity.

Then I saw Senior Brother Tianji coming over with five forks and a roll of tape.

"Brother, look what I brought you!"

Li Shouling: “…”

"Brother brought you a magic weapon!"

Li Shouling: “…”

"Come, I'll equip you now!"

The five forks were fixed to the five fingers with tape.

Li Shouling: “…”

Damn mental illness!

He wanted to shout, but he didn't dare.

Thousands of words can only be summed up in one word: thank you.

Lunch break.

Li Shouling's mind was full of seeing a doctor.

He was very curious about how serious his illness was, what medicine he should take, how long it would take to recover, etc.

Of course, the most important thing is whether the patient can be transferred to another hospital or discharged directly.

But just as he was about to go out, he was stopped by Cai Nu.

"Is there anything I can do for you, senior brother?" Li Shouling asked.

The girl suddenly took out two stacks of paper.

"Let's go take a shit together!"

Li Shouling: “…”

After holding it in for seven or eight seconds, he finally uttered a word under the expectant gaze of the beautiful girl.

"Senior sister, please respect yourself. Men and women should not touch each other, let alone poop together."

The girl immediately refuted him.

"As a half-immortal, we should not be too particular about what we do!"

"Besides, I've seen it before from a magical device called television!"

"In a place called Rome, people there used to talk while they shit face to face!"

There are so many things I want to complain about that I don’t even know how to complain.

Li Shouling refused helplessly: "But I can't pull it out now."

"Oh, so that's it~" said the girl, and still stuffed the toilet paper into Li Shouling's hand.

"Then these talismans are for you!"

“Although I don’t understand what it means, this is an immortal talisman!”

She pointed to the words "Flower Protector" printed on it and said.

"Little Junior Brother, don't underestimate it. It can remove any filth. It's very powerful!"

Li Shouling never thought that one day he would...

Standing in front of a girl whose appearance perfectly meets his aesthetic standards, he doesn't want to talk to her.

ten minutes later.

Li Shouling, who had finally gotten rid of the girl, stood in front of a doctor's door and knocked.

"Come in."

Inside the room was a middle-aged man wearing glasses.

He looks very calm and gives people a very reliable feeling.

Finally saw the doctor!
Hope is at hand!

Suddenly I saw a normal person in a place full of mentally ill and dangerous people.

This feeling of security is hard to describe in words.

The desire to talk exploded in Li Shouling's heart.

After sitting down, Li Shouling briefly explained his situation.

After listening to it, the doctor confirmed it.

"You mean, you think you got sick because of the pressure of the college entrance examination?"

"Yes, otherwise, could I have traveled through time? That would be too absurd."

"And you want to transfer to another hospital, right?"

"Yes, but I don't feel any signs of recurrence. It would be better if I could be discharged from the hospital."

The doctor did not answer the question of whether the patient could be transferred to another hospital, but changed the subject.

"You think that world is outrageous, don't you?"

"It's not just outrageous, it's twisted and ridiculous! Anyone who was born in the 20th century and went through nine years of compulsory education would never accept that damn place!"

The doctor smiled when he heard this.

"Junior brother, you are a natural disability. I guess Master must be very happy, right?"

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