Jiuyang Tongshen Art
Chapter 235, pretending to be made
Lin Shaoyun couldn't hold it anymore, and suddenly remembered that he had put the invisibility talisman on, no matter how loud he spoke, they couldn't hear him, so he took his hand away, and laughed heartily, almost smiling with his mouth crooked.
No matter how noisy the girl was, the old monk was indifferent, and only cared about her scriptures, and the girl obviously couldn't stand the monk's scriptures, she had an urge to tear people apart, and she was so upset.
In this way, after a stick of incense, the girl suddenly said: "Old monk, you are so shameless that you actually recite the scriptures to forgive others. If you want to recite the scriptures again, I will bite my tongue and kill myself!"
As she spoke, the muscles in her mouth moved slightly. The old monk was a master of martial arts. Knowing that she would bite her tongue, she would do what she said, so she stopped chanting and said: "Girl, don't do this. You must know that your body, hair and skin are affected Parents, how can you easily destroy yourself?"
The girl giggled, "Old monk, I want to ask you a question. You are old now, let's not mention it for now. I don't know if you were a monk when you were young. Did you think of someone Nun sister, or nun sister?"
Hearing this, the old monk's old face didn't change, he looked solemn, and said: "It's a sin, a monk, how can he have children's selfishness? Everything is just passing by, girl, don't make fun of this old monk."
Haha... The girl smiled coquettishly, and said softly: "Old monk, you have already said that everything is just passing away, but why do you still care about my teasing? Why don't you take it as passing pass?"
The old monk who said a word shut up, pondered for a long time, seemed to realize something, and then said together: "Young lady's words are very true. It really enlightens the heart knot of the old monk for many years. I didn't expect that I have been practicing Buddhism for many years. It's not as good as you, Miss, who can see so clearly." Standing up immediately, with a look of shame on his face, he shook his head sadly, turned around and left.
"Hey! Why are you leaving?" Seeing that the old monk was about to leave, the girl said anxiously, "You haven't relieved my acupoints yet."
"Your acupoints will be relieved after a while, and I will take my leave first. Amitabha!" The old monk said flatly without turning his head.
"Hey! You... don't leave! You don't want your Shaolin Temple stuff?" The girl said suddenly, but she thought in her heart: "This old monk is mad because of me! He doesn't even want their stuff, Since you don’t want it, why have you chased me for more than five days? You also said that I have read it thoroughly, I am a fart!”
"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, existence is non-existence, non-existence is existence, you don't need that thing! If Brother Abbot blames you, he will send others to look for you. As for me! There is no need." While speaking, your old monk Already walked three steps, turned his head slightly, and said again: "You finally admit that the thing is in your hands?"
The girl flattened her mouth and said: "I admit it, but you don't want it anymore, it's no fun, no one is chasing me, hey! What a disappointment."
Lin Shaoyun heard the words from the side, and was taken aback. She dared to feel that this girl stole other people's things for fun. She wiped off a cold sweat secretly, and suddenly felt that this feeling was very familiar, but she couldn't remember where it was I've had this feeling before.
The monk was stunned when he heard the words. He really didn't expect that the girl stole things just for fun, so he couldn't help but look back, and said full of doubts: "Girl, you stole things from Shaolin Temple just for fun?"
The girl nodded disapprovingly and said: "Yes! Could it be possible to steal it and eat it? Your Shaolin Temple doesn't even have chicken legs. If you want to steal it, you won't go to your Shaolin Temple!"
The old monk unconsciously wiped off his cold sweat, only then did he understand why she suddenly confessed that she had taken something, it turned out that it was because he didn't play with her anymore, so he just said that out of boredom.
"Hey!" The old monk saw that it was possible to get the thing back. Although he had an epiphany, he still wanted to finish it according to the abbot's explanation. He looked at the girl and said, "That girl, you have played enough, you can return it now." Give it to me!"
Seeing that the monk didn't leave, the girl liked to see other people look deflated or anxious, so she giggled and said, "Yes, but I took a lot of things, I don't know which one you want?"
"Ah!" The old monk was shocked when he heard the words, "What else did you take?"
"I won't tell you, you don't even know what you lost, so you still ask me? This is really funny!" The girl seemed very relaxed at this moment.
"That's all, that's all, you just return that scripture to me, and that's it. I won't arrest you and make the abbot punish you." The old monk said dejectedly.
"What scriptures?"
"You...asked knowingly..." The old monk had to take a deep breath. Although he had just realized his epiphany and had nothing to do with the world, how can one not get his feet wet when walking by the river?The mood of the old monk was naturally affected to some extent.
"If you don't tell me how do I know which one you want, I have many copies here." The girl said cheerfully.
"Yi Jin Jing." These three words came out slowly from the monk's mouth.
"Yi Jin Jing?" Lin Shaoyun frowned when he heard the words, remembering that his life was saved by Yi Jin Jing and Xisui Jing, otherwise he would have reported to the hell a long time ago.
At this time, hearing that the girl had stolen the Yijin Jing, Lin Shaoyun secretly made up his mind that no matter what, he must find it from the girl and return it to the Shaolin Temple. During the period, he formed a deep relationship with Shaolin Temple. It can be said that he had no choice but to help, but he saw that the old monk was deflated and bound by etiquette. The girl played with applause.
"Oh! So it's that scripture book! I burned it a long time ago. When I lit the fire the night before yesterday, I didn't have a primer, so I burned it." While speaking, the girl took out a book and put it on the silver Under the faint moonlight, the old monk could see clearly that it was written: Yi Jin Jing, three characters.
He was able to conclude that it was the Yi Jin Jing, so he immediately said: "This is it." Suddenly feeling wrong, he asked again: "Why are you moving? Logically speaking, you still need half an hour to automatically release the acupoints. Could it be that you have an accomplice here?" Immediately shouted: "Who is hiding in the dark, come out quickly." With my own cultivation, even if I can't feel the existence of the other party, it can be seen that it must be someone with a lot of background. At that moment, his face darkened, and he became alert.
"What kind of party!" The girl giggled and said, "You didn't hit my acupoints at all, I just pretended to be hit, hehe..."
[Today I went out for something, came back late, so I only wrote one chapter, and try to update [-] to [-] words tomorrow. 】
No matter how noisy the girl was, the old monk was indifferent, and only cared about her scriptures, and the girl obviously couldn't stand the monk's scriptures, she had an urge to tear people apart, and she was so upset.
In this way, after a stick of incense, the girl suddenly said: "Old monk, you are so shameless that you actually recite the scriptures to forgive others. If you want to recite the scriptures again, I will bite my tongue and kill myself!"
As she spoke, the muscles in her mouth moved slightly. The old monk was a master of martial arts. Knowing that she would bite her tongue, she would do what she said, so she stopped chanting and said: "Girl, don't do this. You must know that your body, hair and skin are affected Parents, how can you easily destroy yourself?"
The girl giggled, "Old monk, I want to ask you a question. You are old now, let's not mention it for now. I don't know if you were a monk when you were young. Did you think of someone Nun sister, or nun sister?"
Hearing this, the old monk's old face didn't change, he looked solemn, and said: "It's a sin, a monk, how can he have children's selfishness? Everything is just passing by, girl, don't make fun of this old monk."
Haha... The girl smiled coquettishly, and said softly: "Old monk, you have already said that everything is just passing away, but why do you still care about my teasing? Why don't you take it as passing pass?"
The old monk who said a word shut up, pondered for a long time, seemed to realize something, and then said together: "Young lady's words are very true. It really enlightens the heart knot of the old monk for many years. I didn't expect that I have been practicing Buddhism for many years. It's not as good as you, Miss, who can see so clearly." Standing up immediately, with a look of shame on his face, he shook his head sadly, turned around and left.
"Hey! Why are you leaving?" Seeing that the old monk was about to leave, the girl said anxiously, "You haven't relieved my acupoints yet."
"Your acupoints will be relieved after a while, and I will take my leave first. Amitabha!" The old monk said flatly without turning his head.
"Hey! You... don't leave! You don't want your Shaolin Temple stuff?" The girl said suddenly, but she thought in her heart: "This old monk is mad because of me! He doesn't even want their stuff, Since you don’t want it, why have you chased me for more than five days? You also said that I have read it thoroughly, I am a fart!”
"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, existence is non-existence, non-existence is existence, you don't need that thing! If Brother Abbot blames you, he will send others to look for you. As for me! There is no need." While speaking, your old monk Already walked three steps, turned his head slightly, and said again: "You finally admit that the thing is in your hands?"
The girl flattened her mouth and said: "I admit it, but you don't want it anymore, it's no fun, no one is chasing me, hey! What a disappointment."
Lin Shaoyun heard the words from the side, and was taken aback. She dared to feel that this girl stole other people's things for fun. She wiped off a cold sweat secretly, and suddenly felt that this feeling was very familiar, but she couldn't remember where it was I've had this feeling before.
The monk was stunned when he heard the words. He really didn't expect that the girl stole things just for fun, so he couldn't help but look back, and said full of doubts: "Girl, you stole things from Shaolin Temple just for fun?"
The girl nodded disapprovingly and said: "Yes! Could it be possible to steal it and eat it? Your Shaolin Temple doesn't even have chicken legs. If you want to steal it, you won't go to your Shaolin Temple!"
The old monk unconsciously wiped off his cold sweat, only then did he understand why she suddenly confessed that she had taken something, it turned out that it was because he didn't play with her anymore, so he just said that out of boredom.
"Hey!" The old monk saw that it was possible to get the thing back. Although he had an epiphany, he still wanted to finish it according to the abbot's explanation. He looked at the girl and said, "That girl, you have played enough, you can return it now." Give it to me!"
Seeing that the monk didn't leave, the girl liked to see other people look deflated or anxious, so she giggled and said, "Yes, but I took a lot of things, I don't know which one you want?"
"Ah!" The old monk was shocked when he heard the words, "What else did you take?"
"I won't tell you, you don't even know what you lost, so you still ask me? This is really funny!" The girl seemed very relaxed at this moment.
"That's all, that's all, you just return that scripture to me, and that's it. I won't arrest you and make the abbot punish you." The old monk said dejectedly.
"What scriptures?"
"You...asked knowingly..." The old monk had to take a deep breath. Although he had just realized his epiphany and had nothing to do with the world, how can one not get his feet wet when walking by the river?The mood of the old monk was naturally affected to some extent.
"If you don't tell me how do I know which one you want, I have many copies here." The girl said cheerfully.
"Yi Jin Jing." These three words came out slowly from the monk's mouth.
"Yi Jin Jing?" Lin Shaoyun frowned when he heard the words, remembering that his life was saved by Yi Jin Jing and Xisui Jing, otherwise he would have reported to the hell a long time ago.
At this time, hearing that the girl had stolen the Yijin Jing, Lin Shaoyun secretly made up his mind that no matter what, he must find it from the girl and return it to the Shaolin Temple. During the period, he formed a deep relationship with Shaolin Temple. It can be said that he had no choice but to help, but he saw that the old monk was deflated and bound by etiquette. The girl played with applause.
"Oh! So it's that scripture book! I burned it a long time ago. When I lit the fire the night before yesterday, I didn't have a primer, so I burned it." While speaking, the girl took out a book and put it on the silver Under the faint moonlight, the old monk could see clearly that it was written: Yi Jin Jing, three characters.
He was able to conclude that it was the Yi Jin Jing, so he immediately said: "This is it." Suddenly feeling wrong, he asked again: "Why are you moving? Logically speaking, you still need half an hour to automatically release the acupoints. Could it be that you have an accomplice here?" Immediately shouted: "Who is hiding in the dark, come out quickly." With my own cultivation, even if I can't feel the existence of the other party, it can be seen that it must be someone with a lot of background. At that moment, his face darkened, and he became alert.
"What kind of party!" The girl giggled and said, "You didn't hit my acupoints at all, I just pretended to be hit, hehe..."
[Today I went out for something, came back late, so I only wrote one chapter, and try to update [-] to [-] words tomorrow. 】
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