Jiuyang Tongshen Art

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Lin Shaoyun shook his head, and said in a sad tone for him: "You are still a Taoist priest, why is your thing so big? It's like an earthworm."

The naked Taoist priest had a donkey face. First of all, he didn't expect that when he was crossing the catastrophe, other Taoist friends would watch him here. Then, his embarrassment just now, wouldn't it be obvious to others?He really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, and he realized that he really didn't have much face to face people.

All of a sudden, he hoped that the catastrophe just now would kill him directly, and it would be over once and for all, so he wouldn't have to feel so ashamed at this time.

However, what made him even more puzzled was that the fellow daoist didn't laugh at him for his lack of courage when he opened his mouth, but pointed at his own thing, discussing that it was too small, it was simply unexpected, and felt that this "friend of daoist" was very strange.

After holding back for a while, the Taoist said: "You are like an earthworm, but I am a dragon."

"Haha..." Lin Shaoyun laughed unknowingly, bent down with laughter, shook his head and pointed at the Taoist priest and said, "You can be called a dragon with just your thing? Haha! I laughed so hard. Fortunately, I saw it. Otherwise, you will be fooled."

Doesn't the Taoist know his own body yet?Embarrassed, he grinned without a smile on his face, turned his thin body, turned his back to Lin Shaoyun, moved his hands a little away, and looked at the "Shenlong" under the black hair.

Because he wanted to make sure if it was really that unbearable. He usually saw his own "Aaron", but he was a very confident existence.

It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at it, the Taoist suddenly let out a sharp scream.

The voice rippling around like harsh, indescribably desolate.

Fortunately, Lin Shaoyun has a superb cultivation base, otherwise, he would have been deafened by his screams that were as sharp as a knife.

"No way! This bird is a little smaller, so it was hit like this?" Lin Shaoyun regretted it a bit, and would not have hit him if he had known.

The reason why the Taoist screamed so pitifully was because he saw that the thing had really become smaller as Lin Shaoyun said, and he found that Lin Shaoyun said that it was only as big as an earthworm, which was already a compliment.

Just a little bit, where is the masculinity of a man?

The Taoist squeezed hard twice, but couldn't squeeze out a single tear. He really needed to shed two tears to make up for the trauma in his heart.

All of a sudden, he realized that he, his legs, and his chest had nothing but skin and ribs, and no muscles at all.

Rather than saying that this is a human body, it is better to say that this is a piece of dry wood, as if a gust of wind can blow him up.

"Ah! I thought that I was originally strong and strong, but this thing has become smaller, and my strong body has shrunk. My cultivation base has just ruined me like this. God! How can I still live!"

At this time, he naturally knew that his body had undergone a major change because of the coercive catastrophe that split him into such a state just now.

The Taoist vented his anger in his heart, still covering the important position with his hands, turned around slowly, looked at Lin Shaoyun, and said in a pleading tone: "This fellow Taoist, can you do me a favor?" ?"

Lin Shaoyun was taken aback for a moment, then blinked, "This... this... Let's see what's the matter first, I can't promise you casually."

"Just kill me with one palm." The Taoist said seriously.

Wow!Lin Shaoyun took a step back in fright. He didn't expect that the Taoist would ask for death. He hurriedly waved his hand and said, "This is not allowed. No matter what, I can't kill people casually. Besides, we have no grievances or enmities. We should have friendly exchanges." "But I thought in my heart: "This guy is too scary, that thing is too small, it is going to die, and the eunuch in the palace is going to hang himself!"

The Taoist said: "You kill! This is my wish. I have nothing to love in life. You have seen the ugly appearance of just overcoming the catastrophe. It can be said that I have nothing. I am happy in life and happy in death. Fear." He raised his head and sang a song: "The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return..."

Unexpectedly, Lin Shaoyun compared himself to the overlord Xiang Yu, the dream of a hero of life and death!

But just now when he was crossing the catastrophe, he couldn't tell from his unbearably shaking performance that he looked like a hero.

"Hey! I really wonder if this girl's brain has been broken." Lin Shaoyun said softly, and shook his head depressedly at the same time.

Who knew that his words were actually heard by the Taoist priest, who hurriedly said: "My mind is not broken, but my heart has gone with the wind and was buried in the spring."

Lin Shaoyun's heart skipped a beat, "No way! It's still in spring? Come on, I can't afford to offend you, can I go?" After speaking, he turned around and was about to leave.

"Don't!" The Taoist hurriedly said, "You haven't killed me yet."

Hell, it's always been people saying: Don't kill me!The Taoist turned around and said: Come and kill me!

Lin Shaoyun coughed dryly twice, shrugged his shoulders, and said with a serious look: "Your body is hairy and skinny, and you have received it from your parents. If you don't take good care of it, you are looking for death. Are you worthy of your parents' kindness in giving birth? This is unfilial, if you die, what face do you have to go to the Nine Springs to meet your parents?"

He spoke in a stern voice, like a teacher educating his children.

The Taoist was startled when he heard the words, and felt that what he said made sense, and it was better to live than to die.

But after thinking about it, I felt that I had no reason to live, and my face became extremely ugly, as if I had eaten a few catties of sauerkraut, and my face was so distorted that no one part was smooth.

Lin Shaoyun looked at his appearance, sighed, and comforted him: "Fellow Daoist, although your thing is a little small, it's better than nothing, find some elixir, maybe it can grow You don't have to be ashamed of yourself when you're older."

The Taoist actually cared most about his own cultivation, but at this time Lin Shaoyun didn't mention his cultivation, which made him feel better, not to mention that he was a monk, and his knowledge of alchemy and medicine would not be because of one Heavenly Tribulation was hacked away, he nodded and said, "That's what you said."

Seeing that he didn't want to die, Lin Shaoyun's heart relaxed. Who knew that the Taoist priest suddenly said, "But I want to see if your thing is also an earthworm. You always talk about me, so you have to prove it." You!" I thought: "I have been seen by you, if I don't look at yours, isn't it unfair?"

"Ah! No way!" Lin Shaoyun was stunned as if hit by a lightning bolt on the head, but thought in his heart: "There must be something wrong with this Taoist priest. At least when it comes to choosing a partner, it's not normal." Immediately said hurriedly: " No! I'm not interested in men."