Monks

The first thousand 610 chapters make trouble in the Buddhist realm

After being escorted away, Zhang was afraid to stand there for a while, then turned to look for the big man, and told him that he had to go to the lower realm. 【26nbsp;23】The big man was dissatisfied and said: "I don't understand, aren't you tired from coming and going all day?" Afraid that there would be no reply, Zhang fisted the big man, walked through the star source, and came to the Buddha. He wants to see Zhang Tianfang.

In the half a year since he brought him back to Tongtian, Zhang Afraid went to the Buddhist realm several times to bring some food and play for the monkeys, just like how he took care of Hai Ling back then, bringing all kinds of toys to eat and eat, and brought endlessly.The monkey thanked Zhang Fear very much, and said to him more than once: "I gave my power to the right person, you are not bad, bring more food next time." He also said: "When I was free and easy in the lower realm, I didn't eat it. There are so many delicious things, I have never played so many fun things, you don’t have to pay back my power.”

Hearing these words, Zhang Fear laughed, but felt a little regretful. This monkey is very lazy. Compared with the big man, Zhang Fear, Zhang Tianfang and other outstanding lazy people, it is not at all lazy. downwind.A lazy person should have the consciousness of a lazy person. Monkeys have this kind of consciousness, so they never practice or read books.

Zhang Ai once brought in some books, but the monkey only flipped through them and discarded them all, far inferior to Hai Ling's studiousness.

Since Zhang was afraid to provide him with toys, the monkey no longer unilaterally competed with the monk in meditation, and competed with himself with a bunch of toys all day long.He even asked Zhang Ai to get more dolls of horses, chariots, ships and soldiers, he wanted to play fighting games.

Fearing that Zhang would respond to his requests, he went to the lower realm with great effort and bought more than a thousand dolls back.The monkey was very dissatisfied, saying too little, and it was not fun to play.Zhang was afraid that he had no choice but to wander around the starry sky, collecting all kinds of dolls, there were as many as one hundred thousand.Monkey ォ was satisfied, so he praised Zhang Ai again: "You did a good job, my strength finally has a place to use."

Afraid Zhang was very depressed, and once asked the monkey: "Can we not mention those powers?" The monkey said yes, and said in another way: "My primordial spirit is not bad, it merges into one place, do you feel uncomfortable? Don't you?" Think I'm great?"

Afraid Zhang was completely speechless, so he resorted to his trump card: "If you keep talking to me about this nonsense about strength and soul, I will never come again." It's saying that you will be so powerful if you have my power.

This is a Buddhist realm, and the emphasis is on tranquility and no desire, but the monkeys do the opposite, running around all day long, playing fighting games.Zhang Ai once asked: "The masters don't care about you? This is a Buddhist realm. Is it appropriate for you to fight with a bunch of soldiers?" The monkey asked him: "Why is it not appropriate?"

Well, that's appropriate, Zhang Ai asked again: "The masters don't care about you?"

The monkey glared and said, "Who dares to take care of me? There used to be a great monk named Zun to take care of me. I was very angry and demolished the only monk temple here. Since then, no one has troubled me again." .”

When Zhang Ai heard this, he immediately laughed. Shizun is the boss of the Buddha realm, and the monkey even dared to tear down the boss's house, so he really has the ability.

Monkeys have a special ability, they are very difficult to kill, and the more they fight, the harder they get.All the Buddhas in the Buddha Realm know that he has this ability, and no one has ever wanted to fight him. What if he fights a demon king?There are only monks here, and they must abide by the precepts. Why don't you break the precepts and kill monkeys just because monkeys tear down the temple?

Fortunately, monkeys never do vexatious things, as long as they don't mess with me, I will play alone, and the Buddhaland will always be stable and peaceful.However, all of this changed after Zhang Tianfang came, and finally it was no longer stable and peaceful.

Today is the third day of Zhang Tianfang's ascension.Zhang was afraid of coming to the Buddhist realm, so he habitually went to look for the monkey, and wanted him to accompany him to look for Zhang Tianfang.As a result, the monkey was not at home.

The monkey's house is a gigantic pavilion with airy surroundings. The ground is paved with bluestone, which is very flat. More than [-] wooden warrior dolls are lined up.If there are too many things, it will look very shocking. There are more than [-] wooden soldiers, which makes people feel like a soldier on the battlefield, very powerful and very cold.

Standing in front of the wooden doll, he turned his eyes and scanned the place, but the monkey was not nearby, so he let go of his spiritual sense, searched for the monkey's breath, and at the same time looked for Zhang Tianfang's breath.After a while, he found the breath of the two people, and he was a little surprised that the two people were together.Immediately, he moved and went to find the two of them.

It was a high mountain, the high mountain was in the shape of a big Buddha sitting cross-legged, with white jade in the front, mountains and forests in the back, the appearance of a big Buddha in the front, and continuous green hills in the back, the combination of the two was very harmonious and perfect.

In front of the Buddha is a huge square, with white jade bricks and gold borders, forming a solemn and holy Buddhist holy place.

It's a pity that what happened on the altar was not solemn. There was a monkey standing on the side of the square, looking towards the front of the square with great interest.At that place, a big black man raised his neck and yelled. Zhang Ai smiled at him. This guy is a virtuous man everywhere. I really don't know what's wrong with the Buddha's realm, so that such a guy can fly up.

The Jade Buddha statue in the same body as the mountain is very tall, and the square below is also huge. People standing on it are as inconspicuous as sesame seeds.At the bottom of the Jade Buddha statue, there are more than a thousand Buddha statues, each of which is covered with a golden cassock, with a golden halo shining behind its head.

Opposite them was Zhang Tianfang, the big black man who raised his neck and screamed, leaning against the huge Jade Buddha statue. There was also a shining golden halo behind his head, but he couldn't see it.

With Zhang Ai's cultivation base and Zhang Tianfang's voice, you don't need to listen carefully to know what he is shouting.The guy repeated two sentences endlessly: "I don't shave my head, let me go back."

Thousands of Buddha statues stood in the whole square, no one spoke, just looked at him quietly, let him make noise, did not get angry, but faced him with a smile.At the front is Sakyamuni, and behind him are two big Buddhas. The three of them also smiled and said nothing.

Seeing this scene, Zhang feared that there was something wrong with the Buddhist realm, so what did he bring Zhang Tianfang up for?This guy doesn't respect the Buddha, doesn't pay homage to the Buddha, and even insults the Buddha when he is unhappy. Why did he ascend to the Buddha realm?

Turning his gaze to Shi Zun, he is the boss of the Buddha Realm, Zhang Tianfang wanted to come up, and he wanted to do it with his consent, Zhang feared that he really wanted to ask him what he thought.

After thinking about it, Zhang Tianfang was killed by the Buddha, could it be the Buddha killed by Shizun?But looking at it, the expressions of these two people are always the same, one keeps yelling, the other keeps smiling and saying nothing, can't see anything.Turning his eyes to the monkey, he flew over and asked softly, "Is it pretty?"

When the monkey saw him, he said with a smile, "It's pretty, it's rare to do something in the Buddhist realm, this guy is fun." Zhang was afraid that counting the time, Zhang Tianfang came to the Buddhist realm for three days, wouldn't it be three days of quarreling?So he asked, "How long has it been?" The monkey laughed and said, "Three days, strictly speaking, two and a half days. This guy is interesting. He just kept yelling nonsense for two and a half days, and he didn't feel tired."

Shouted for two and a half days?According to Zhang Tianfang's bizarre personality, it is very possible to do such a thing.Asked the monkey softly, "What about you? Just watched it for two and a half days?" The monkey nodded and said, "Of course, I've found something interesting after being in the Buddha's realm for so long. Of course, I have to watch it to my heart's content." , shook his head and said: "You are really not afraid of being bored to death." The monkey said: "How can you be bored? It's so fun. It's much more fun than me tearing down temples."

The two of them were talking in a low voice, so they could be spotted easily, but Zhang was afraid that he didn't want to hide it at all, so all the Buddhas turned their eyes one after another.Especially Shi Zun, when he saw Zhang Ai's figure, he sighed secretly, why did this guy come again?

Among the Buddhas, there are three old consciousnesses, Victory Buddha, Lighting Buddha, and Supernatural Buddha.Because Zhang was afraid that he would often go in and out of the Buddha's realm, the three Buddhas knew that he had this ability, so they nodded slightly at him at this moment to show respect.Zhang was afraid to put his palms together and earnestly returned the salute.

But as soon as he folded his palms, Zhang Tianfang's broken gong rang out, and he yelled: "You bastard, get out of here, tell me, why did I come here?" He yelled at Zhang Ai, who smiled wryly "How do I know?" Zhang Tianfang didn't care about that, just roared to vent his anger, and continued to shout: "You don't know? Isn't the sky full of stars under your management? How can you not know?" As he spoke, The figure soared into the sky, and punched Zhang Fear with all his might.

Afraid of being helpless, Zhang said casually, "Calm down, this is a Buddhist realm." Zhang Tian vented his anger and said, "Where is this place? Send me back! The food has not been confiscated, so bring me here. Why are the people below starving to death?" manage?"

At this time, Shentong Buddha smiled and interjected: "There is no need to worry about this. Shazun sent down the Buddha's decree, and the lower realm Buddhists will finish this matter for you, and they will do it very well."

Zhang Tianfang stared and said: "What you do is your business, what I do is my business, why did you get me up without my consent? Again, I am not a Buddhist cultivator, and I don't shave my head."

He was yelling, if the master and apprentice Tiantian and Bukong could hear him, he would probably die of anger.The two monks, one big and one small, poured a lot of effort into Zhang Tianfang, trying hard all the time to convert him, but they failed every time, especially at this time, when they came to the Holy Land of Ten Thousand Buddhas and the bliss that only Buddhas World, this guy is still disrespectful to the Buddha, it is really annoying!

What's even more irritating is that this guy not only yelled, but also beat people, shouting the anger in his heart while attacking Zhang Fear.Afraid that his heart would be a little hurt, Zhang dodged the attack, and asked at the same time: "The great monk made things difficult for you. Instead of beating them, you came to beat me?" Zhang Tianfang was full of anger, and shouted: "Nonsense, those monks and wood Same, just stand still, don't hide at all, what do you want me to do? Is it possible to really beat them up?"

"Then you can't beat me." Zhang said weakly, "I guess you are the first guy to hit someone in the Buddhist realm. Let's discuss it and stop."

"Stop your head and tell you, if you don't take me back, I will never end with you." Zhang Tianfang continued to beat and yell, chasing and killing endlessly.

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