Monks

After hearing what Zhang Tianfang said, the monkey followed up and said, "That's right, I... I seem to have converted?" He wanted to say that he was not a Buddhist monk or a monk, but unfortunately he had already converted a long time ago, so he sighed softly at the moment Said: "Forget it, I don't have that good fortune, so I won't eat it. 5c(≧▽≦)/ .fěisuzw. If there is only one Zhang Tianfang, it will gradually calm down after enough tossing. But when the monkey and Zhang Tianfang meet together, this The Buddhaland, which has been peaceful for thousands of years, finally became noisy.

The only point is that when a person starts to toss, someone is watching the excitement, he is no longer alone, and that person may even accompany him to make a fuss. This is the initial state of all disputes.One slap does not make a sound, but two slaps together can be slapped casually with the palm of the hand and the face of the hand.

They talked nonsense, most of the thousands of Buddha statues remained calm and calm, only a few people, such as Shazun, had no smile on their faces.He is the boss of the Buddhist realm. While maintaining the Buddha's lenient and compassion-oriented nature, he must also strive to maintain the dignity of the Supreme Being. The Buddha's Dharma is boundless, and the Buddha's majesty is infinite, and no one can tolerate blasphemy or jokes.

Seeing Shi Zun's complexion changed, Zhang Ai sighed and said: "What nonsense, go home and stay." After speaking, he reached out lightly, grabbed the two guys who were quite far apart, and carried them back to the monkey. huge gazebo.

Seeing that Zhang was afraid to grab the two of them and leave, Shi Zun knew that he was not his opponent, after thinking about it, he recited Amitabha in a low voice, and the figure disappeared.When he left, thousands of Buddha statues left one after another. In a short time, there were three people left in the square, namely Victory Buddha, Lantern Buddha, and Supernatural Power Buddha.

They are very familiar with Zhang Fear, and they are also very familiar with the monkey. No matter what the reason is, they can't let the monkey and Zhang Fear mess around in the Buddhist realm.The three of them looked at each other, and Shengfo said, "Go and see."

They spoke very simply and understood each other, and the next moment, the three Buddhas appeared outside the monkey's huge pavilion.It's just that as soon as they appeared, they immediately retreated some distance, because Zhang Tianfang and the monkey were attacking Zhang Fear.

Zhang was afraid that after bringing the two of them back, he would spout a few nonsense words, nothing more than being patient, low-key, and don't lose his temper. After telling them, he let go and retreated.

Afraid Zhang was unwilling to be as knowledgeable as the two of them, so he dodged the attack lightly, and when he dodged, the three Buddhas came.

Zhang Tianfang didn't care who came, and continued to rush at Zhang Fear fiercely, chasing and beating him while yelling: "You bastard, how dare you molest me? I'm not finished with you." The monkey surrounded him, and also shouted loudly: "What a waste! I gave you my strength, but you actually use my strength against me and give it back to me!"

Zhang Afraid was completely speechless, and the crazy monkey talked about power again.Seeing that the three Buddhas backed away a little, he sighed and said, "If you don't stop, I'll arrest you." The monkey and Zhang Tianfang ignored his threats and continued to charge fiercely.Zhang Fear had no choice but to put his hands together, easily restrained them, threw them into the pavilion, turned around and said to the three Buddhas: "Three masters are well, please sit inside."

After returning the salute, the three Buddhas entered the pavilion and sat opposite Zhang Fear. Sheng Buddha asked, "How do you plan to treat them?"

Zhang Ai smiled, and instead of answering Shengfo's question first, he said to Houzi and Zhang Tianfang: "You two have become the concern of all the Buddhas in the Buddha realm. What do you say? Can't you be more honest?"

The two guys couldn't talk back because their entire bodies were restrained by Zhang Fear.After talking to them, Zhang Ai turned to the three Buddhas and asked respectfully, "I don't know what the three masters have to say? I really don't have a good idea. If you follow me and tie them up, just tie them up like this." , let’s tie it up for 100 years, anyway, I won’t starve to death.”

Hearing this sentence, Houzi and Zhang Tianfang had the same expression, they both stared angrily, the boss stared fiercely at Zhang Fear.

Zhang feared that he didn't feel anything, so he kept silent and waited for the three Buddhas to speak.

Hearing what Zhang was afraid to say, Dimden Buddha smiled and said: "Then I will follow you and tie them up, but you have to stay and take care of them."

Zhang Ai hurriedly shook his head and said: "I was joking, I was joking, don't take it seriously." Then he turned his head and said to the two restrained guys: "It's a joke, don't look at me like that!"

Of course the two guys didn't listen and continued to look at him angrily. Zhang Ai sighed and said, "Why don't you two know what to do?" He scratched his head while talking, and asked the three Buddhas again: "The three masters, please give me some advice. .”

Shengfo shook his head and said: "Wukong has been here for a long time, when he was alone, we couldn't persuade him to devote himself to practice, let alone now there is one more person."

Looking at the extra person, Shentong Buddha said softly: "This fellow Taoist ascended three days ago. Welcome to the Buddhist altar, which is the most holy place in the Buddhist realm, because I didn't expect that the one who ascended would be a Buddhist cultivator with hair. Shizun planned to shave him personally and asked for the name of the Dharma, but the fellow Taoist did not cooperate at all. To answer any questions, he only shouted loudly for three days, saying that he would leave here. When it happened, we also wondered if something went wrong in the Buddha's realm. We have never encountered such a situation before, because he is a Buddha. He is a disciple chosen by the Buddha himself, so we can only persuade him patiently, but the Buddha refused to listen to anything, luckily fellow Daoist Zhang is here, and you should be able to come up with a solution if you get close to him."

Hearing this, Zhang was afraid to smile wryly and said in a low voice: "You are shirking responsibility." Shentong Buddha replied: "Even if I don't say these words, you will work hard to solve this matter, why do you want to shirk?" Zhang I'm afraid I have no choice but to smile again, looked at the three Buddhas, then looked at the two guys, and asked tentatively: "How about I take them away?"

As soon as this sentence came out, Houzi and Zhang Tianfang had excited expressions on their faces, unable to move or speak, otherwise they would definitely applaud loudly.

Shentong Buddha smiled wryly and said: "The Buddha killed the disciple whom the Buddha kissed, and let him ascend, how could he leave so easily?"

Zhang Fear said: "I thought so too. I wanted to ask how to get rid of the halo on the back of his head, but now it seems that there is no need to ask." Shentong Buddha replied: "The halo cannot be removed unless he transforms into a law body and enters the lower realm. , become the same as ordinary people, and cannot use mana, if mana is used, the body will be restored, and the golden halo will reappear."

Can't remove it?Looking at Zhang Tianfang's head, Zhang Fear finally smiled happily, and said casually: "A head of black hair with a halo, that's really, really ugly."

After saying this, ignoring Zhang Fear's full of anger, he let go of his power to control them, and said softly: "Stop making trouble, even if you two want to go out, you have to figure out a way to do it, so sit down and think together."

Zhang Tianfang and Houzi wanted to keep looking for Zhang to avoid trouble, but when they heard this sentence, they looked at each other and thought it made sense, so they sat down angrily, and Zhang Tianfang said coldly, "Think about it."

Depressed day, what is thinking?Zhang was afraid and said angrily: "Think about it." But he stopped talking.At this time, the monkey said: "I think the method that the great monk said is good. If you change your law body, you will change your law body. If you can't use mana, you can't use it. Go to the lower realms and live with ordinary people. What do you need mana for? Ordinary people's life is very rough." It’s interesting, there’s food, drink, and fun, and there are so many people, it’s so lively.”

Monkey yearned for that kind of life very much, Zhang Tianfang nodded and said: "Monkey is right." His previous life was like that. Getting used to that kind of life, although it is very boring and boring, but there is a kind of pity and responsibility in his heart, he thinks he should do this.But he didn't expect that he would be able to ascend just by doing good deeds, and he would ascend to the Buddha realm he disliked the most.Therefore, he would agree with what the monkey said, after thinking about it, he said: "What a big deal, you've ruined all my cultivation, I don't need it anyway." (To be continued...)

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