Monks

During the meal, please come to Ding Beast, no matter what, Zhang Ai will take care of him and the big man is nagging Qingyin again, saying that he refuses to eat the crystal silk, which makes him very angry. Zhang Ai smiled and said: "Why? Aren’t you mad at you?” Turning to ask Qingyin: “I haven’t been down the mountain for ten years, how many sky crystal silks do you have?” Qingyin replied: “The big guy said you ate two plants a few days ago, now you eat two plants, There should be 99 plants left.”

Zhang Ai asked: "So much?" Qingyin said with a smile: "Give me another ten years, and I can grow a thousand plants for you." Before Zhang Ai answered, the big man shouted: "Ten years? Are you going crazy?" Ah, don’t you just plant this stuff for food? Put it aside for another ten years, what do you want to do? Are you greedy for me?”

Zhang Ai smiled and said, "You have to bear it for ten years. After ten years, there will be more than a thousand plants, and then you can eat them every month. Isn't it better than eating them all now and then not eating them for many years?"

The big man thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "Don't fool me with the future, the most important thing is to grasp the present." Zhang Ai was taken aback, and asked with a smile, "Where did you get the truth from?" The big man said disdainfully : "Do you need to get it from other places? I have lived for so long, what do I not know? Isn't it easy to say a few words of nonsense?"

Okay, you are afraid that the big man will no longer care about you, so he toasted the old lunatic and said, "Mr. Don't worry about these days." When he was not in Xingyuan, Qingyin was forced away by the big man, who was too lazy to work , Qilin Beast and Ding Beast can't help, the matter of Xingyuan can only be taken care of by the old lunatic, of course Zhang is afraid to thank

The old maniac smiled and said, "I have something to ask for from you, so what can I be thankful for staying here? Besides, nothing happened, so there is no need to be so polite." Zhang Fear said: "Then you are welcome, drink."

Seeing that Zhang was ignoring him, the big man said angrily: "What about me?" Zhang was afraid to drink the wine in his glass, and said angrily to him: "What are you, you forced Qingyin away, do you still want me to thank you?" You?" The big man shook his head and said, "There are two different things, don't confuse them."

Zhang Ai smiled and asked the old lunatic: "Xingyuan is here again? Why does this guy always talk strange things?"

The big man said angrily: "You're just saying weird things, let me tell you seriously, I can't wait ten years to eat crystal silk, you can figure it out." It’s nothing, now I’ve eaten some, and there are more problems?” Zhang Fear said angrily, and the big man argued plausibly: “There is nonsense, and there is no, can it be the same? Now that you have it, you have to eat it, and don’t talk about it anymore. Nothing"

Hearing this guy's serious and complete nonsense, Zhang Ai glanced at him and said, "I'm too lazy to talk to you." He got up and walked to Qingyin's side, and said in a low voice, "Whatever you want, if this guy pushes you too hard, just escape"

Hearing this, the big man said angrily: "You think I'm deaf? Are you talking in a low voice on purpose?" Zhang was afraid that he wouldn't reply, so he cupped his fists at the old madman, Xiao Qi, Qing Yin, Ding Beast and others, and said : "I have to go down and have a look." After speaking, the figure disappeared and went to the Buddhaland

Zhang Tianfang and the monkey in the Buddhist realm are tossing around. One of them is carrying a rake, the other is carrying a pickaxe. They are digging pits and plowing the ground. The ground is full of gullies. Asked: "What are you two doing?"

When the two brothers heard his voice, they immediately jumped up, one with a pickaxe and the other with a rake, and hit him head and face.

Zhang Ai dodged to avoid depression and said, "How can you two be as virtuous as that idiot above?" That idiot was talking about a big man, and when he saw Zhang Ai, he wanted to fight with him

The two brothers didn't answer. They continued to call with two ditch-digging rare magic soldiers. Zhang was afraid that he could only sigh. He raised his middle fingers and popped them out respectively. There were only two popping sounds, and the rake and pick were cut off. The two brothers were stunned. , smashed the half-drawn ditch-digging magic soldier left in his hand at Zhang Fear, followed by him, intending to wrestle with Zhang Fear

Zhang Ai was determined not to give them this chance, he dodged left and right, dodging the crazy attacks of the two brothers, and said in a deep voice, "Are you ready? Stop making trouble."

Seeing that they really couldn't hit him, the two brothers had to stop, and the monkey yelled at him: "You bastard, the great monk said I can leave here, why didn't you take me away? And you didn't show up for ten years to avoid me, Are you going to die?" Zhang Tianfang scolded, "Ten years, I have nothing to eat and drink, why did you go? It's praise for you to say you're a bastard, hurry up and tell me Hit me a few times to vent my anger"

Zhang Ai sighed and said, "You two don't scold others, so you can't talk?"

"Don't change the subject for me, explain quickly, why have you been here for ten years? If you don't say a good reason, I will kill you?" Zhang Tianfang yelled

Seeing the angry expressions of the two brothers, Zhang Ai smiled wryly and said: "Okay, I'll take care of you two. I was in the sky, and my body was smashed into powder by a group of masters, leaving only the soul. It was hard to rebuild my body." , just to see you, what are you waiting for?"

"You mean, your current body was created by a later generation?" Zhang Tianfang asked hesitantly. Made it? The original body is gone? How are those people now? Have they been killed? You have to take revenge no matter what.”

Zhang Fear said: "Those guys are the most terrifying existences in the God Realm, I can't kill them." He paused and asked, "What are you two doing?"

"Come on if you can't kill me," the monkey said casually

Seeing that this guy didn't answer the question, Zhang Afraid had no choice but to ask again: "What are you two doing?"

Zhang Tianfang replied: "Long eyes can't see? We are digging a hole." Zhang Fear said: "I know you are digging a hole, so I asked what you are doing?" Zhang Tianfang said contemptuously: "Can't you look carefully?"

Alright, let me take a closer look at Zhang, I'm afraid I have no choice but to let go of my divine sense, scan the land, and ask after a while: "You two want to dig a river?"

"Dug your head, pig, we are digging a tunnel" Zhang Tianfang scolded

"Tunnel?" Zhang Ai looked around and said, "Isn't the tunnel underground? You two dig it on the ground, and it's a ditch up to the sky."

"You know what a fart" the monkey scorned mercilessly, then turned to Zhang Tianfang and said, "Don't bother with this idiot, keep digging"

Zhang Ai smiled and said: "You two are idiots, you are a good cultivator, and you still need a pickaxe to dig a tunnel?"

After hearing his words, Zhang Tianfang said with contempt: "You know what, are we trying to dig a ditch?"

Zhang is afraid to look at the land around him again. From a distance to here, there are trenches one meter wide and one meter deep, left or right, front or back, some are connected, some are not connected, there is no rule at all. , like a mischievous child drawing ghosts, piled up in a mess, so he nodded and said, "It's really not digging a ditch, so what are you two doing?"

"Guess" Zhang Tianfang threw out two words casually, and said to the monkey: "Continue to dig." Just as he swung the pickaxe, he shouted at Zhang Fear: "Dig together!"

Zhang Fear was depressed and said: "Are you crazy? It's just this land, if you scratch it casually, it will turn into a ditch, and you still need to dig it with a pickaxe?"

"You know what a fart" is a rare moment when he scolded Zhang Fear outright, Houzi and Zhang Tianfang repeated the words

"Okay, I know what a fart, explain to me, what are you two doing?" Zhang Ai asked humbly with a serious expression

Zhang Tianfang said: "Dig the ditch, talk while digging" "Okay, dig the ditch with the old man" Zhang Ai made a random move, conjured a shovel out of thin air, followed Zhang Tianfang to dig the ditch, and said by the way: "Now talk"

Zhang Tianfang thought for a while, and then replied: "We have to dig slowly. The Buddha's land is full of ditches and pits. There is no smooth road. The group of monks can't bear it, so they will let us leave; but we don't want to completely Enrage the great monk and insist on keeping us, so we can't dig too much too fast, we have to dig slowly, understand?"

Hearing this sentence, Zhang was afraid of throwing away the shovel in his hand, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, I was defeated by you, you two continue to dig."

"What do you mean? Run away when you say something?" Zhang Tianfang asked, holding up the pickaxe. Looking at the posture, there was a big disagreement, and Zhang Ai sighed: "Bosses, are you two tired? Do you want it?"

Hearing that there was something to eat, Zhang Tianfang thought about it and said, "Okay, drink first, then dig out after drinking, remember it for me, don't run away." Zhang Afraid took out the food and wine, and said helplessly: "There are you two in the Buddhaland, it is really a Buddha. The sorrow of monks"

These two brothers not only drink and eat meat, but also swear at people, and make a lot of troubles when they have nothing to do. That is to say, the great monks are kind and benevolent, and they can tolerate many things, so they let these two guys continue to mess around

Hearing Zhang Ai's words, Zhang Tianfang said: "Yes, yes, it's just sadness, you should speak louder so that all the great monks can hear, so that we can get out of here."

Seeing the virtues of the two brothers, Zhang Afraid was completely speechless, shook his head and said: "I really admire you two, hurry up and drink." As he spoke, he took out the wine and vegetables made in Nitian Cave, and left most of them for them, and then drank and listened. These two brothers are in jail

It's scary for a man to groan, especially Zhang Tianfang, a careless and nervous man. The groaning is shocking. Zhang feared that he only lasted for a quarter of an hour before interrupting this guy's nonsense and handing over his hands. Said: "I am completely convinced, I will come to see you next time." After speaking, without giving Zhang Tian any time to react, his figure disappeared

Zhang Tianfang was stunned for a moment, then pointed at the sky and yelled at Zhang Ai, scolding Zhang Ai bloody, but unfortunately Zhang Ai had already left, and couldn't hear these nonsense, but he was so angry

Zhang was afraid to leave the Buddhist realm, his figure flashed, and when he went back to Tianlei Mountain, the women were very happy and satisfied when they saw that he had been away for more than ten days, and they came back again, so it was another happy gathering

After Zhang Tianfang's nagging just now like a resentful woman, Zhang is afraid that he is really happy now, so happy that there is no boundary. It can be seen that happiness also needs comparison

He was happy in Tianlei Mountain for two days, then returned to the God Realm, and continued to think about the things that should be pondered, such as going back to the top of the mountain to practice, and giving an explanation to the masters