Monks

Chapter 380 Eight Farce

The archway of Tianlei Mountain is built on the mountainside, the main road is below the archway, and the Tianlei Mountain Hall Square is located at the high level after five miles of extension. Behind the square is the main hall of Tianlei Mountain. 26nbsp;At this time, there were four people standing in front of the archway, one was Zhang Tianfang, and the other was three monks who formed alchemy.Zhang Ai asked after falling down: "What's the matter?" Zhang Tianfang said: "They want to go to Tianlei Mountain."

"Then go." Zhang was afraid that he was a little depressed, isn't he on the mountain now?

Zhang Tianfang said the next sentence expressionlessly: "They want to go to the main hall."

"Why are you going there?" Afraid Zhang was a little curious, and looked back at the tall hall in the distance.

Zhang Tianfang said unhurriedly, "They want to stay here."

Zhang was afraid of getting angry: "Can you finish it in one breath?" Ask the three alchemy monks: "What do you want to do?"

The three monks were quite polite, but the man in the middle clasped his fists and said, "What do you call fellow Taoists? We are disciples of the Shuntian Sect. We belong to the Seven Righteous Sects along with Tianlei Mountain. Seeing that Lingshan is barren and unattended, we want to stay here." Take care of one or two here."

Zhang Ai raised his head and thought for a while and said, "Do you want to stay here?" Tianlei Mountain is the spiritual vein of Lingshan, the main peak is the place with the strongest spiritual energy, and the main hall is the place with the strongest spiritual energy on the main peak. It has always been used by the heads of the past generations. These guys want to stay in the main hall, and they definitely have no good intentions.

"Well, so to speak, how dare you ask where your friends and masters came from?" The monk in the middle inquired about their origins.

Zhang Ai scratched his head and asked Zhang Tianfang: "When did they come?"

"Not long after you came here, the formation you set up is not working well, so just tell me that someone enters the formation and don't stop them." Zhang Tianfang complained.

"Why don't you beat them up?" Zhang Tianfang was not impulsive when someone broke into the mountain?Simply unimaginable.

"Bukong said to hold back his anger. When he wanted to hit someone, he silently recited the number of one hundred. I just counted to ninety. You came back. What happened to the broken formation? Why didn't it work?" Zhang Tianfang asked.

hold back?So honest and obedient?Zhang Fear smiled and asked again: "Have you been bullied by Bukong?"

"No, they said that if I want to be the head of the sect, I must first have momentum, tolerance, generosity, and learn how to treat people and things. I am here to treat guests these two days when you are not here. They are the first group of people. Guests." Zhang Tianfang said seriously.

Feelings were tricked into guarding the gate, Zhang Ai laughed heartily, but said calmly on his face: "That's it, you did the right thing."

Seeing the lively conversation between these two brothers, the three of Shuntian Sect forgot about them, and coughed to indicate their existence: "Hey, this, fellow Taoist is the head of Tianlei Mountain? Dare to ask which senior from Tianlei Taoist Temple to learn from."

Hearing this, Zhang Tianfang winked at Zhang Afraid, meaning how should he answer?No matter how dull he is, he knows that not just anyone can be the head of the sect, at least he must have a teacher's background.

Zhang was afraid to look back at the three of them, thought for a moment and asked, "Is there a Gongyuan deputy master in the Guimen?" He had met this person at the earliest time during the war between Zheng and Demon, but at that time he was just a small follower disciple. .

The three people on the opposite side were shocked, how did he know the dead master in the door?The monk in the middle replied: "The master of the Gongyuan gate has passed away for a long time, and the fellow Taoist is familiar with my uncle?"

Another one died.It's only been a hundred years, and many people I've seen have passed away, and those who cultivate immortals may not live a few more days.Zhang Fear shook his head slowly, and said softly: "My name is Zhang Fear, a Gouhuo disciple of Tianlei Mountain. If fellow Taoists want to climb the mountain, I will guide the three of you. I hope fellow Taoist will forgive me."

Zhang afraid?A remnant of Tianlei Mountain?The three monks were shocked again, didn't they say they were dead?He was bombarded to death by the Qingmen cannon, why did he come back again?

The three of them were ordered to go south to suppress the demons, and returned to the mountain after a few days.At this time, there are rumors in the world that the survivors of Tianlei Mountain went to Qingmen for revenge, but were bombarded by spiritual power and turned into scum.Although we don't know why the two sides formed an enmity, the legend of Zhang Fear's death is miraculous.The three of them made up their minds. The last disciple of Tianlei Mountain died, and Tianlei Mountain became a thing without an owner.So he took advantage of the idea of ​​first-come-first-served, and happened to be blocked in front of the mountain gate by Zhang Tianfang, who was guarding the gate.

"You're not dead?" a monk blurted out.

Who says I'm dead?Zhang was afraid that he would be very depressed, but he pretended to smile generously and said: "I didn't make room, next time, next time I will definitely die."

As soon as this remark came out, the three of them immediately believed that he was Zhang Ai. Rumors said that Zhang Ai was a mad dog who did not follow common sense. Only a lunatic could talk like this.

According to the rumors in the Jianghu, Zhang Ai was a mad dog who would bite whoever he catches, and the whole world is his enemy, but instead of hiding, he arrogantly broke into the Jin family's "Yao" family and killed them wantonly.It is true that he is not scary with many enemies, and he is not scary with arrogance. The scary thing is that he can't die with so many enemies and such arrogance, and he is still jumping around and killing people all day long.

There have long been low-ranking monks salivating over the empty Tianlei Mountain, just because the mad dog-like Zhang Ai is still alive, dispelling many people's greed, the spirit mountain is precious, and life is even more precious, so there is no need to offend the mad dog.As for high-level monks, they look down on Tianlei Mountain.

When the three left, Zhang Tianfang was still asking: "You are not good at breaking the formation."

Zhang feared helplessly and said: "You have entered the battle." He raised his finger to the archway: "This is the boundary." He took out two long bamboo branches from the storage bag, jumped up and tied them to the left and right sides of the archway, took out two firecrackers, and hung them on the bamboo branches The top hangs down long, the firecrackers are too long, and the part hanging on the ground randomly puts out a few figures, gets up and says: "Girls, come, let's reopen the mountain gate today."

Zhang Tian kept going in and out under the archway: "I don't feel it, I've been in and out so many times, and I didn't break the formation."

"You'll die when the formation is activated." Zhang Ai kicked him: "Send someone to go, Sect Leader."

Zhang Tianfang didn't want to move at first, but when he heard the last two words, he sighed and left: "The head of a sect is really not a human job."

After a while, everyone came to the mountain gate.Bukong looked at the two long hanging firecrackers and asked, "Does Taoism need firecrackers to start?"

Fang Jian also 'interrupted': "There are a lot of etiquettes, there must be spectators, you must worship incense and pray to the sky, you must respect the Sanqing, you must..."

"It's okay, you all come here, I am the head of the ceremony, and I stand inside by myself. There are incense and incense burners. Sanqing, this one is going to the main hall, and there must be someone who has rung the bell. Girls take it." Knock a few times on household items, what else? Think about it, I will respect heaven and earth first." Zhang was afraid that it was cool, and turned the establishment of a sect into a farce.

Zhang Tianfang followed to make trouble: "Where am I standing? I am the head of the sect."

Before it's a ceremony, there will be two heads first.The girls took out gongs and drums and beat into a ball, making the farce even more farce.

Fang Jian yelled: "Don't joke, you have to choose an auspicious day, you have to fast, take a bath and change clothes, you have to..."

Zhang Fear said: "I have been fasting for a long time, why should I fast? This is the auspicious day, should I change my clothes?" With a thought, the robe of God's Fu on his body changed into a purple taoist robe of Tianlei Mountain. He asked again, "What else?"