Monks

Chapter 910

While the gentleman was talking on the street, the fool grabbed the fortune teller and shook him up and down, looking at the madness, he guessed that even gall could be shaken out, and the look of the fortune teller became pale when he was shaken. Pale, with his whole body in a mess, he couldn't think of anything else to say in a hurry, so he kept saying: "There is wealth in the West, and there is wealth in the West."

The fool didn't listen to those, and just shouted: "Repay the money, if you don't pay back the money, you will be demolished." The two of them shouted their own things, which is interesting.

Fearing that he couldn't bear to see the fortune-tellers suffer, Zhang threw two ingots of silver from upstairs, no more, no less, exactly 20 taels, and it fell gently on the table, as if a windfall came from heaven, which attracted the crowd to look up and talk about it. one after another.The fortune teller is a thief, knowing where the money came from, he hastily shouted: "Let go, return your money." The fool then stopped, put down and repeated: "Repay the money." The fortune teller pointed to the silver on the square table and said: "In That." The fool grabbed it, shook his fist at the fortune teller and said, "Next time you dare to lie, I will beat you to death."

The fortune teller was a little aggrieved, and muttered in a low voice: "I didn't lie." The fool admitted his death, and said loudly after hearing the words: "You lied to me for money, why aren't you a liar?" The scholar didn't want to be ashamed, so he was powerless to argue.

The fool was angry, and he could not calm his anger even holding the silver: "You said that there is wealth in the West, but how can there be wealth? If you make me lose money, and then I will beat you." Admit it.It's a pity that there is always a kind of person in the world who is not afraid of chaos when watching the excitement, and squeezes into the crowd and shouts: "Fool, he coaxed you to say that the West has money, so you go and look around, and if you don't find money, come back and beat him."

The fool thought about it and said: "Okay." The fortune teller said: "I went to the west, but I couldn't find the money, so I will beat you to death when I come back." When the fool said this, he made a fuss even more. Some people applauded, and some people suggested: "Don't keep walking, ask for sure, how far you can get rich, don't pay you a city with a single pole, then some will go." The fool at this time is as good as the flow, nodded and said: "Yes. " Ask a fortune teller: "How far, how far can you get rich?"

The fortune teller was forced to be helpless, and the clay figurine still had three parts of "sex". He got angry and said loudly: "Let's make a bet, within a kilometer to the west, you will get rich. If I'm right, you have to apologize to me. If not If you don’t win, I’ll pay you another 20 taels of silver.” When he said this, his eyes swept over Zhang Ai.Zhang Ai felt that this person had an ordinary appearance, but his eyes were clear.

As soon as the fool heard it, he would not lose money no matter what he did, and he didn't have to pay money, so he said, "Okay, let's go now." "Okay, I'll go first. If there's no windfall, I'll beat you up first." After speaking, he walked forward, calculating the distance step by step.

Seeing that the onlookers were bustling again, they bravely moved forward one by one, and followed the idiot forward noisily.Some greedy people are even thinking about it. The fortune teller said that there is a windfall in Western Kilometers, so let's look for it. If you are lucky, you will make a small fortune. Quickly, the crowd filled the streets in an instant.

The fool didn't believe what the fortune teller said, and he didn't search like others. He strode forward with his head held high, but it was only a kilometer, and soon he walked to the street, seeing that the fortune teller was about to lose.At this moment, a fine horse came jogging from the street in front, and a knight sat on it immediately.Because he was walking in the city, the horse's speed was not fast, and the sound of Dede's knocking on the stone slabs was very pleasant.

The knight rode his horse to the street corner, saw the road ahead was crowded with people, and many people looked down at random, and couldn't help being curious, what's the matter?Worried about accidentally injuring pedestrians, he reined in his horse and stopped, leaning down and asking a bystander beside him, "Why are there so many people? What are they looking for?"

People on the street spread word of mouth, and they knew about the bet between the fool and the fortune teller, and the passers-by did not hide it, and said casually: "The fortune teller said that there is a windfall on this street."

It's funny for the knight to hear, no matter how rich you are, you can't find it like this.At this time, the fool walked up to the horse, and he measured his feet step by step, counting from the hexagram stand, and walked exactly one thousand meters behind the horse, so he said to the knight: "Let's make way, don't get in the way."

The knight asked: "What are you doing?" The fool replied: "Why do you care about me?" The knight asked again: "Are you eager to find a windfall?" The fool continued to reply: "You want to care? Make way for me." He can ride a horse in the city, and his family has some wealth. The knight can't bear others' insults in the street, but he doesn't want to care about others casually. He thinks that a fool is looking for windfall, so he 'feels' out a piece of silver and says: "I won't give way, you come from the side Go around, this silver is yours."

The idiot stepped forward and said loudly: "Why? Get out of the way, I don't care for silver." When he shouted like this, the knight's temper also came up, do you want money?I still want to give it to you today, anyway, it’s not worth a few taels, so I threw it to the fool, and said: "If you have the ability, don't ask for it, anyway, don't expect me to make way."

The fool's thinking is indeed different from ordinary people. He was about to smash the silver back. Hearing what the knight said, he swung his right hand, put the silver into his arms, and said loudly: "I want it, and you have to take the silver if I want it." Make way for me!"

He only said a few words and got the money, and the common people who watched him and the knights were stunned, and the fortune teller was actually convinced, saying that the fool would have a windfall within a kilometer to the west, and there really was!It is useless for others to search hard, this is life!Seeing that the idiot was still unwilling to let go, someone reminded in a low voice: "Idiot, you have already got a windfall, and you just put it in your arms."

The idiot was taken aback when he heard this, reached out his hand to 'touch' out the piece of silver, compared it with the silver in the other hand, and shouted at the knight: "It's all because you ruined my good deed." The fortune teller said loudly: "You have won." Holding the money, he ran away again.

The fortune teller was speechless, this was an apology, but it was better than him asking for trouble.

In the restaurant, Zhang was afraid to see the whole thing thoroughly, and thought: This fortune teller is amazing!Can this be judged?I even thought of asking him for fortune telling, so I went downstairs after paying the bill.

Zhang was afraid that he would not believe in fate, but he encountered too many things and was often chased and killed, which made him very depressed.It's rare to meet a fortune teller who is extremely accurate in judging things, so it's okay to ask a few questions casually, and it's right to treat it as a pastime.

The fortune teller saw that Zhang was afraid of leaving the restaurant and came running towards him, so he chuckled and said, "Sit." The hexagram booth was a square table, and he sat on one side, and an empty stool on the other side.Zhang Ai cupped his hands and said, "Troubleshooting." He sat down on the stool.

Xiangshi said: "thank you, sir, for your help just now, so as to avoid the next trouble." Zhang Afraid said, "it's okay. According to my master's iron words, what is 20 taels of silver?"

Hearing the words, the fortune teller suddenly poked his head around the street and saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he whispered: "Mr. is very kind to me, I'm sorry to deceive you, just now, I was actually fooled, I wanted to run away, but Fortunately, it’s time for me to hit my luck." Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered something: "Ah, that bastard took away the money that my husband lent me and didn't return it, it made me mad."

Zhang was taken aback for a moment, because it was the first time he saw a fortune teller saying that his calculations were inaccurate, and he said, "It's just money, it doesn't matter who spends it." At this time, two people passed by, looking at the divination booth and muttering Said: "Did you see, another one fell for it." Another person said: "He should make some money, because the West has money just now, the calculation is more accurate! The street is crowded with people looking for it, but if they don't find any money, the fool will kill him as soon as he goes." Come on." No.1 said disdainfully: "Fart, the blind cat hit the mouse, the one who hit it was just his mouth, ten words are inaccurate, and the other one is a guess, so feel free to set up a stall."

These two brothers do not avoid people when they talk. Although they are muttering, their voices are not small. Zhang fear and the fortune teller can hear them completely. The fortune teller coughed hard to cover up his embarrassment. A fortune-teller was actually inaccurate, no wonder no one in the street came to tell his fortune.

At this time, the fortune teller said: "Sir, I have a great kindness to me, and I have no money to repay you. How about this, take it as divination money, and I will do a fortune-telling for you." It will cost 20 taels of silver, but... well, anyway, the money is gone, it would be good to listen to the fortune teller, so he nodded and said, "Never mind." , but the tone has not changed, it is still very respectful.

Satisfied with his humility, the fortune teller asked, "What do you want to ask, sir?" Zhang Fear said, "Ask luck." : "Sir, please show me your left hand." Zhang Ai obeyed.The fortune teller looked at it for a long time, and then said, "show me your right hand." Zhang Afraid continued to show him.After wasting a while, the fortune teller said, "What's the date of birth, sir?"

This is adding salt to the wound, Zhang Fear said depressedly, "I don't have a date of birth."

"There is no date of birth? People have it, why don't you have it? Aren't you a human?" the fortune teller asked, staring at the boss's eyes.These words doubled Zhang Fear's depression in a row, thinking in his heart, he shouldn't ask him for fortune-telling, and whispered: "I don't remember the date of birth."

"Oh." The fortune teller let out a long breath, and blamed him: "You didn't make it clear, you scared me." He closed his eyes and pretended to think.Zhang was afraid that he had to wait patiently, but the fortune teller didn't speak when he waited. Looking carefully, the fortune teller fell asleep sitting up.

Afraid that he was going to be furious, Zhang raised his hand and gently pushed the fortune teller, shaking the fortune teller several times before he woke up.The old man almost pissed him off with his first words when he opened his eyes. The fortune teller 'rubbed' his eyes and asked in surprise, "Why haven't you left yet?"

Zhang was afraid to think about it seriously, well, it's my fault, I shouldn't have thrown you money, and I didn't ask you for fortune-telling, so he said calmly, "I'm waiting for you to give me luck."

"Oh!" The fortune teller patted his head and said with a sudden realization expression: "I said, I always feel that I have forgotten something, so it is this, this is fine, this is fine, you are asking about luck, um, luck... ..." Then it was gone, the old man opened his mouth and didn't say a word for a long time.