Monks
Chapter 944 Eating Dumplings
Chapter 940 Eating Dumplings
Zhang Ai thought for a while, and said, "Alright, Hai Ling and I will go back to Tianlei Mountain to have a look, and then go for a walk, how about you? Stay here?" The last sentence was asked by Zhang Tianfang, and Zhang Tianfang was full of resentment. Angrily scolded: "Don't let me take revenge? You're so depressed, next time you will pierce the sky." Hearing Zhang Ai's question, he thought about it and said to Fang Jian: "Everyone is dead, why are you still staying here? ? If you want to cultivate back to Tianlei Mountain, you can’t open the passage to the Demon Realm anyway.”
Bukong helped and said, "That's right." Fang Jian hesitated and agreed, "Okay, go back to the mountain." The passage to the Demon Realm is closed, and no matter how long you sit, you can't take revenge.
So the group flew to the northeast, with the goal of Tianlei Mountain.
Without the envoys in this world, Zhang might be the number one master who deserved it, but he didn't feel any joy in his heart.I have been to the heavenly realm, and I know the demon realm. Among the three realms, the human realm is the weakest. Only after the human cultivators reach the top level of the transformation stage and successfully break through can they go to the heaven realm or the demon realm.Based on his current number one cultivation base in the world, it is not enough to see, it is too far behind.
Everyone returned to Tianlei Mountain soon, and Ruiyuan came to bother him as usual, coming to inquire about a bunch of big or small matters.Zhang was afraid that nature would run as far as he could, so he took Hailing all over the mountain and tried to evade responsibility.Watching the scenery, watching the monsters, and playing with Jiaojing and its bunch of little snakes for a while.
The two of them were playing around, Tanlang didn't bother to look at the mountain protection formation, and fiddled with it a few times, the formation stood up and changed from an ordinary magic formation to a divine formation.It's just that this guy changed the mountain protection circle, but didn't tell the formula, which made Zhang afraid very depressed, so he had to chase after him to ask for it.
After an hour of hard work, I finally managed to get a formula from the mouth of this god who likes to talk half. It's just a pity that due to the limitation of cultivation, no one can control the big formation except myself.Zhang Ai had no choice but to inform Zhan Yun: "You are free, you don't have to guard the broken formation anymore, I will take care of this matter from now on." Zhan Yun was very happy, and laughed, "You also have today." He left in a cool way.
Hai Ling was by his side all the time, seeing Zhang was afraid of being deflated, that made him happy, and he couldn't stop laughing.The greedy wolf on the side said seriously: "As long as the young master is happy, I can come again several times." The frightened Zhang Bian hurriedly yelled: "I have seen the scenery on the mountain, let's go down the mountain, go down the mountain quickly, and go down the mountain to eat dumplings." just run.
Zhang Tianfang saw it from a distance and shouted: "Take me one." Zhang was afraid that he would not stop at all, so he shouted back: "Don't take it." His body disappeared like light smoke in the mountain mist.
Hai Ling went down the mountain, Tanlang naturally followed.The three of them stopped in an open suburb, and Zhang Fear said to Tanlang: "Wait a minute, I'll go buy a mask." Tanlang curled his lips helplessly: "Why is it so troublesome?" As he spoke, mist appeared on his face , followed by a burst of surges, followed by forming, and a silver armor mask appeared to cover the appearance, but the mask was too beautiful and beautiful, making people want to possess it.
Looking at the mask, Zhang feared helplessly and said: "Can't you keep a low profile, old man?" With such a mask, flowing black hair behind the head, paired with a spotless white silk robe, with just this attire, you don't need to look at your face at all. Very attractive.
After talking about Tanlang, Zhang Fangning came out to look at himself in the ice mirror, looked at himself twice, and then compared it with Tanlang. It was uncomfortable no matter how he looked at it. Finally, he sighed and broke the ice mirror, and took out the khaki-colored linen cloth from the storage bag. Clothes, said to Tanlang: "Wear this."
Tanlang frowned slightly, but seeing Hai Ling's interested expression, he took the linen clothes and put them on.But people, some people need clothes to look attractive and beautiful, some people don’t need them, and they look good no matter what they wear. This kind of people are talking about greedy wolves, and they are just as dazzling when they wear linen clothes.
Afraid of coming up with bad ideas, Zhang said, "Stay stooped, yes, that's it, keep your head down, don't raise your head if you have nothing to do, okay, let's go."
After his painstaking grooming, the handsome Tanlang finally turned into an ugly ordinary person.
Zhang was afraid that he was satisfied, but Hai Ling quit, and said crisply: "You are not allowed to bully big brother Tanlang." Tanlang was angry at being tormented, but only hearing this sentence, his stomach was full of anger, and he laughed. Said: "It's okay." As he spoke, he smiled strangely at Zhang Fear, and a white mist suddenly appeared around his body, and when the white mist cleared, another Zhang Fear appeared.
Zhang feared and said angrily: "If you have this ability, why do you torment me? Also, why did you become me?" Tanlang smiled and said: "You are more handsome." One sentence stopped Zhang fearing that he was full of nonsense, and he coughed for a long time. It's easy to hold back a sentence: "I know I'm handsome, but no matter how handsome you are, you can't become like me."
Greedy Wolf ignored him at all, and asked Hai Ling, "Little master, is this good?" Acknowledging that Tanlang doesn't need his consent, he smiled at Zhang Ai and then remained silent, meaning that you can do whatever you want.
Afraid of this helplessness, Zhang took a closer look at his other self. Fortunately, he was wearing a gray gown, the black gown worn by Tanlang, and there was a small gold star in the middle of his forehead to show The two are different.Seeing that this guy changed himself, he had no choice but to admit his bad luck and said: "Let's go." He took Hai Ling's hand and walked towards the small town in the distance.
Zhang was afraid to remember that Hai Ling had never ridden a horse before, so he said to Hai Ling, "I'll buy you a big horse to ride on later, it's fun." Hai Ling has seen too many war stories, most of which are cavalry collisions, mighty and majestic, I had longed for it early, and now I heard Zhang Ai's words, and said happily: "You guys ride too, let's see who can run faster."
The three of them quickly entered the small town. Sure enough, although the greedy wolf who turned into Zhang Fear was handsome, he was far from being as shocking and thrilling as his original appearance. He only attracted a little attention, and nothing happened at all.
Fearing that he would be unbalanced, Zhang muttered in a low voice, "There are few people in this small town."
If someone else heard this, they would definitely not understand what they were talking about.But Tanlang has been walking with him, knowing that he felt unbalanced because of countless women following Tanlang last time, so he smiled and said: "I have never figured out how you turned into a god? Why are you so naive?"
One sentence made Zhang roll his eyes in fear of anger, and hurriedly talked to Hai Ling: "What do you want to eat?" Hai Ling giggled and said, "You two are so interesting." He was despised by Greedy Wolf just now, and then hit by Hai Ling again , Zhang was afraid of being injured, so he really couldn't say anymore.
Tanlang looked at him with a smile, and said softly, "Didn't you say to take us to eat dumplings?"
"Eat you bastard!" Zhang scolded in fear, and led the two into a restaurant, shouting: "I cook all the dumplings in your house, and pack another [-] catties." Xiao Er was a little embarrassed, and said with a bitter face: "Guest officer, one hundred catties, it's really too late, I can't pack so much."
Zhang Ai said generously: "Bao, as many bags as you can make, and then go to the street to buy, I will cook as much as you buy." He threw out an ingot of gold: "Is this enough?"
Seeing his generosity, Xiao Er had no choice but to say: "I will try my best to do it." Go and arrange for someone to cook the dumplings.
Half an hour later, in the small restaurant, there were dumplings everywhere on the table and under the table, Zhang Afraid said generously, "Please eat, if you don't eat, you won't give Hai Ling face, don't you think? Hai Ling. Seeing that Zhang was afraid to ask him, Hai Ling nodded quickly: "Well, the book says that it is better to be upside down for comfort, and dumplings are better for delicious food. The happiest thing in the world is to lie down and eat dumplings. Brother Tanlang, you can try it."
As soon as Tanlang said this, Zhang was taken aback for a while before Tanlang said, "It's over, the little guy has learned badly, this trick is called sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger fight?"Immediately asked: "Which book said it?" Hai Ling gave him a look: "You don't know if you tell me." Then he asked Tanlang: "Brother Tanlang, do you want to find a bed?" Ling despised him for a moment, and when he heard this, he was overjoyed and booed, "Yes, find a bed."
Greedy Wolf suddenly broke out in sweat, the innocent young man has only been with this bastard for a few days, and he has become like this, it is really terrifying!No, I must find a way to take the young master away, and I must not let this bastard abuse the young master again.With such thoughts in his mind, he didn't answer, he kept talking, and ate the dumplings frantically.
But it was just like that, and I saw Tanlang's hands flickering like light and shadow, and then I saw a drawer of dumplings disappearing quickly, and a row of empty drawers was removed. Within a quarter of an hour, all the cooked dumplings were eaten up, and I was shocked Xiaoer and the shopkeeper, the shopkeeper thought to himself: "I have worked in restaurants all my life, today I met the God of Cookery." Xiaoer pondered: "This foodie is too delicious."
Greedy Wolf ate up the last dumpling, patted his stomach and said, "Not bad, is there any more?" Just five words scare the shopkeeper and Xiao Er, this foodie still eats?Looking at his not-fat body, he kept wondering where the dumplings went.
At this moment, a Mr. Pian Pianjia walked in from outside the store, holding a small lacquered fan in his hand, wearing soft-soled leather boots embroidered with gold thread and silver silk, wearing a silk shirt with regular and even stops, his face is like white jade, and his eyes are like Lang Xing, indescribably handsome, unrestrained and suave, walked into the store and asked softly, "Boss, do you have dumplings?"
Zhang was afraid to see this guy and felt depressed for a while, what is he doing?It's fine if you always meet someone who is better than me, why do you have to meet so many people who are more handsome than me?
Mr. Pian Pianjia is really handsome, although he is not as handsome as Tan Lang, but he is not much different, the only difference is his imposing manner.But even so, there are more than a dozen young women behind him, looking at each of them dazedly, and some women walked lightly with lotus steps, followed into the shop, and imitated the young man's words: "Boss, do you have dumplings?"
At this time, Zhang was afraid that he would be hurt, but Hai Ling was extremely happy. Hehehehe laughed in a low voice and whispered to Tanlang, "It's so interesting." It was the first time that Tanlang wholeheartedly agreed with Hailing's point of view. He replied: "It's really interesting." In fact, he wanted to ask more questions: Is it interesting that I ate dumplings just now.But at this time, he didn't have the heart to talk nonsense, even if Zhang was afraid of being embarrassed again, he was not interested, and only locked his eyes on Young Master Pian Pianjia.
The boss was happy to see the guests, when he suddenly heard the word dumpling, he thought to himself: Damn it, why do you order dumplings?He stepped forward and said courteously: "Guest, please come here. Unfortunately, this customer ate all the dumplings. The shop still has a few special dishes. Would you like to try them?"
Zhang Ai thought for a while, and said, "Alright, Hai Ling and I will go back to Tianlei Mountain to have a look, and then go for a walk, how about you? Stay here?" The last sentence was asked by Zhang Tianfang, and Zhang Tianfang was full of resentment. Angrily scolded: "Don't let me take revenge? You're so depressed, next time you will pierce the sky." Hearing Zhang Ai's question, he thought about it and said to Fang Jian: "Everyone is dead, why are you still staying here? ? If you want to cultivate back to Tianlei Mountain, you can’t open the passage to the Demon Realm anyway.”
Bukong helped and said, "That's right." Fang Jian hesitated and agreed, "Okay, go back to the mountain." The passage to the Demon Realm is closed, and no matter how long you sit, you can't take revenge.
So the group flew to the northeast, with the goal of Tianlei Mountain.
Without the envoys in this world, Zhang might be the number one master who deserved it, but he didn't feel any joy in his heart.I have been to the heavenly realm, and I know the demon realm. Among the three realms, the human realm is the weakest. Only after the human cultivators reach the top level of the transformation stage and successfully break through can they go to the heaven realm or the demon realm.Based on his current number one cultivation base in the world, it is not enough to see, it is too far behind.
Everyone returned to Tianlei Mountain soon, and Ruiyuan came to bother him as usual, coming to inquire about a bunch of big or small matters.Zhang was afraid that nature would run as far as he could, so he took Hailing all over the mountain and tried to evade responsibility.Watching the scenery, watching the monsters, and playing with Jiaojing and its bunch of little snakes for a while.
The two of them were playing around, Tanlang didn't bother to look at the mountain protection formation, and fiddled with it a few times, the formation stood up and changed from an ordinary magic formation to a divine formation.It's just that this guy changed the mountain protection circle, but didn't tell the formula, which made Zhang afraid very depressed, so he had to chase after him to ask for it.
After an hour of hard work, I finally managed to get a formula from the mouth of this god who likes to talk half. It's just a pity that due to the limitation of cultivation, no one can control the big formation except myself.Zhang Ai had no choice but to inform Zhan Yun: "You are free, you don't have to guard the broken formation anymore, I will take care of this matter from now on." Zhan Yun was very happy, and laughed, "You also have today." He left in a cool way.
Hai Ling was by his side all the time, seeing Zhang was afraid of being deflated, that made him happy, and he couldn't stop laughing.The greedy wolf on the side said seriously: "As long as the young master is happy, I can come again several times." The frightened Zhang Bian hurriedly yelled: "I have seen the scenery on the mountain, let's go down the mountain, go down the mountain quickly, and go down the mountain to eat dumplings." just run.
Zhang Tianfang saw it from a distance and shouted: "Take me one." Zhang was afraid that he would not stop at all, so he shouted back: "Don't take it." His body disappeared like light smoke in the mountain mist.
Hai Ling went down the mountain, Tanlang naturally followed.The three of them stopped in an open suburb, and Zhang Fear said to Tanlang: "Wait a minute, I'll go buy a mask." Tanlang curled his lips helplessly: "Why is it so troublesome?" As he spoke, mist appeared on his face , followed by a burst of surges, followed by forming, and a silver armor mask appeared to cover the appearance, but the mask was too beautiful and beautiful, making people want to possess it.
Looking at the mask, Zhang feared helplessly and said: "Can't you keep a low profile, old man?" With such a mask, flowing black hair behind the head, paired with a spotless white silk robe, with just this attire, you don't need to look at your face at all. Very attractive.
After talking about Tanlang, Zhang Fangning came out to look at himself in the ice mirror, looked at himself twice, and then compared it with Tanlang. It was uncomfortable no matter how he looked at it. Finally, he sighed and broke the ice mirror, and took out the khaki-colored linen cloth from the storage bag. Clothes, said to Tanlang: "Wear this."
Tanlang frowned slightly, but seeing Hai Ling's interested expression, he took the linen clothes and put them on.But people, some people need clothes to look attractive and beautiful, some people don’t need them, and they look good no matter what they wear. This kind of people are talking about greedy wolves, and they are just as dazzling when they wear linen clothes.
Afraid of coming up with bad ideas, Zhang said, "Stay stooped, yes, that's it, keep your head down, don't raise your head if you have nothing to do, okay, let's go."
After his painstaking grooming, the handsome Tanlang finally turned into an ugly ordinary person.
Zhang was afraid that he was satisfied, but Hai Ling quit, and said crisply: "You are not allowed to bully big brother Tanlang." Tanlang was angry at being tormented, but only hearing this sentence, his stomach was full of anger, and he laughed. Said: "It's okay." As he spoke, he smiled strangely at Zhang Fear, and a white mist suddenly appeared around his body, and when the white mist cleared, another Zhang Fear appeared.
Zhang feared and said angrily: "If you have this ability, why do you torment me? Also, why did you become me?" Tanlang smiled and said: "You are more handsome." One sentence stopped Zhang fearing that he was full of nonsense, and he coughed for a long time. It's easy to hold back a sentence: "I know I'm handsome, but no matter how handsome you are, you can't become like me."
Greedy Wolf ignored him at all, and asked Hai Ling, "Little master, is this good?" Acknowledging that Tanlang doesn't need his consent, he smiled at Zhang Ai and then remained silent, meaning that you can do whatever you want.
Afraid of this helplessness, Zhang took a closer look at his other self. Fortunately, he was wearing a gray gown, the black gown worn by Tanlang, and there was a small gold star in the middle of his forehead to show The two are different.Seeing that this guy changed himself, he had no choice but to admit his bad luck and said: "Let's go." He took Hai Ling's hand and walked towards the small town in the distance.
Zhang was afraid to remember that Hai Ling had never ridden a horse before, so he said to Hai Ling, "I'll buy you a big horse to ride on later, it's fun." Hai Ling has seen too many war stories, most of which are cavalry collisions, mighty and majestic, I had longed for it early, and now I heard Zhang Ai's words, and said happily: "You guys ride too, let's see who can run faster."
The three of them quickly entered the small town. Sure enough, although the greedy wolf who turned into Zhang Fear was handsome, he was far from being as shocking and thrilling as his original appearance. He only attracted a little attention, and nothing happened at all.
Fearing that he would be unbalanced, Zhang muttered in a low voice, "There are few people in this small town."
If someone else heard this, they would definitely not understand what they were talking about.But Tanlang has been walking with him, knowing that he felt unbalanced because of countless women following Tanlang last time, so he smiled and said: "I have never figured out how you turned into a god? Why are you so naive?"
One sentence made Zhang roll his eyes in fear of anger, and hurriedly talked to Hai Ling: "What do you want to eat?" Hai Ling giggled and said, "You two are so interesting." He was despised by Greedy Wolf just now, and then hit by Hai Ling again , Zhang was afraid of being injured, so he really couldn't say anymore.
Tanlang looked at him with a smile, and said softly, "Didn't you say to take us to eat dumplings?"
"Eat you bastard!" Zhang scolded in fear, and led the two into a restaurant, shouting: "I cook all the dumplings in your house, and pack another [-] catties." Xiao Er was a little embarrassed, and said with a bitter face: "Guest officer, one hundred catties, it's really too late, I can't pack so much."
Zhang Ai said generously: "Bao, as many bags as you can make, and then go to the street to buy, I will cook as much as you buy." He threw out an ingot of gold: "Is this enough?"
Seeing his generosity, Xiao Er had no choice but to say: "I will try my best to do it." Go and arrange for someone to cook the dumplings.
Half an hour later, in the small restaurant, there were dumplings everywhere on the table and under the table, Zhang Afraid said generously, "Please eat, if you don't eat, you won't give Hai Ling face, don't you think? Hai Ling. Seeing that Zhang was afraid to ask him, Hai Ling nodded quickly: "Well, the book says that it is better to be upside down for comfort, and dumplings are better for delicious food. The happiest thing in the world is to lie down and eat dumplings. Brother Tanlang, you can try it."
As soon as Tanlang said this, Zhang was taken aback for a while before Tanlang said, "It's over, the little guy has learned badly, this trick is called sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger fight?"Immediately asked: "Which book said it?" Hai Ling gave him a look: "You don't know if you tell me." Then he asked Tanlang: "Brother Tanlang, do you want to find a bed?" Ling despised him for a moment, and when he heard this, he was overjoyed and booed, "Yes, find a bed."
Greedy Wolf suddenly broke out in sweat, the innocent young man has only been with this bastard for a few days, and he has become like this, it is really terrifying!No, I must find a way to take the young master away, and I must not let this bastard abuse the young master again.With such thoughts in his mind, he didn't answer, he kept talking, and ate the dumplings frantically.
But it was just like that, and I saw Tanlang's hands flickering like light and shadow, and then I saw a drawer of dumplings disappearing quickly, and a row of empty drawers was removed. Within a quarter of an hour, all the cooked dumplings were eaten up, and I was shocked Xiaoer and the shopkeeper, the shopkeeper thought to himself: "I have worked in restaurants all my life, today I met the God of Cookery." Xiaoer pondered: "This foodie is too delicious."
Greedy Wolf ate up the last dumpling, patted his stomach and said, "Not bad, is there any more?" Just five words scare the shopkeeper and Xiao Er, this foodie still eats?Looking at his not-fat body, he kept wondering where the dumplings went.
At this moment, a Mr. Pian Pianjia walked in from outside the store, holding a small lacquered fan in his hand, wearing soft-soled leather boots embroidered with gold thread and silver silk, wearing a silk shirt with regular and even stops, his face is like white jade, and his eyes are like Lang Xing, indescribably handsome, unrestrained and suave, walked into the store and asked softly, "Boss, do you have dumplings?"
Zhang was afraid to see this guy and felt depressed for a while, what is he doing?It's fine if you always meet someone who is better than me, why do you have to meet so many people who are more handsome than me?
Mr. Pian Pianjia is really handsome, although he is not as handsome as Tan Lang, but he is not much different, the only difference is his imposing manner.But even so, there are more than a dozen young women behind him, looking at each of them dazedly, and some women walked lightly with lotus steps, followed into the shop, and imitated the young man's words: "Boss, do you have dumplings?"
At this time, Zhang was afraid that he would be hurt, but Hai Ling was extremely happy. Hehehehe laughed in a low voice and whispered to Tanlang, "It's so interesting." It was the first time that Tanlang wholeheartedly agreed with Hailing's point of view. He replied: "It's really interesting." In fact, he wanted to ask more questions: Is it interesting that I ate dumplings just now.But at this time, he didn't have the heart to talk nonsense, even if Zhang was afraid of being embarrassed again, he was not interested, and only locked his eyes on Young Master Pian Pianjia.
The boss was happy to see the guests, when he suddenly heard the word dumpling, he thought to himself: Damn it, why do you order dumplings?He stepped forward and said courteously: "Guest, please come here. Unfortunately, this customer ate all the dumplings. The shop still has a few special dishes. Would you like to try them?"
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