Grassroots police

Seizing the opportunity to fight back, Shi Lei immediately pointed at Long Ruohai with the chopsticks in his hand and said, "Let me tell you, brother, if you want to be an upright official, don't be polite to elder brother when it comes to eating and drinking. The few salaries you get, Enough for you to go to restaurants a few times? Let’s talk about it here today, if you have any entertainment, just keep it on my account.”

He turned his head and said something to Sha Huaizhong who was watching and laughing beside him.

"And you, too. Only when you don't take people or don't use people, can your backs be straight and your words can be spoken loudly."

"Yes, yes. You all want to be upright officials, and the elder brothers and sisters-in-law will have a bright face." Sister Shi is also a husband and wife, and she immediately followed her orders.I didn't see the husband's statement of bloodletting at all, but felt the pain in the flesh.

"Brother's words make sense. I can also be regarded as a farmer entrepreneur, so count me in, okay? You can't just let my brother do his best here." Tang Jianjun followed up with his statement.

However, what he said was rather humorous, which made everyone at the table laugh out loud.

After a few glasses of wine, everyone started talking nonsense.

Due to his poor official career, Sha Huaizhong always looks taciturn and withdrawn in front of people.At this time, the original shape was also revealed. First, he told a joke among the organization department inspecting cadres.

The joke is that a cadre is going to be transferred from another place, and the local people agree to keep him.This matter has attracted the attention of the organization department.It is always said that this person is very greedy, but the facts seem to be wrong.How can a corrupt official have so many ordinary people who are reluctant to let him go?The leader made up his mind to investigate.

"Guess, what kind of result will it be?" Sha Huaizhong made a fool of himself and stopped halfway.

"There's no need to guess, that official is a clean official. In the past, it was not good to say that people were greedy, and it was always someone who threw stinky water." The outspoken sister-in-law spoke first.

Tang Jianjun disagreed with his sister-in-law's opinion, and retorted: "No, no. If he is really a clean official, then it is no joke."

"You're a real person, even if you tell a joke, you'll have to pass it off." Sha Huaizhong's wife fired at her husband.

"That's right, the words of these officials are not straightforward." Shi Lei took the opportunity to add insult to injury.

Next, several other people also expressed dissatisfaction.

Under everyone's bombardment, Sha Huaizhong didn't dare to delay any longer, and quickly revealed the answer to the mystery.

It turned out that the local people were afraid of being ruined by this corrupt official, and worried that another corrupt official would be transferred.It was said that it was hard to feed this corrupt official, instead of another hungry tiger, it would be better to raise this one.

After all, it is a pig that has already been fed, and its appetite should be smaller, so it will eat less.At the very least, eating looks better.The crowd didn't burst out laughing like they did just now, but nodded in sympathy.

"I said Huaizhong, you can be regarded as a powerful person. You are the cadre who investigates the cadres, and you are the one who can control those corrupt officials. You, when you see such corrupt officials, don't show mercy. Make these people who harm the common people Guys, take everything down." Shi Lei persuaded him quickly.

"Fart, what kind of powerful person am I! You can only investigate the cadres who are allowed to investigate. It is useless for the cadres who are not allowed to be investigated, no matter how big the problem is and how strong the public's reaction is. Don't take the Commission for Discipline Inspection seriously. How great. The people here can only make articles according to the circle drawn by those high officials."

"Third brother's words are right. Like some people in our bureau, who dares to investigate the problem when the problem is clearly placed there? There are people protecting them." Long Ruohai deeply felt the same way.

"They can do this, but we still can't tell the truth. Didn't I just tell the truth twice to make our family member who has a dirty ass unhappy, so I sit on the bench all day like I am now?" Sha Huaizhong may have accumulated a lot of resentment, and he complained rarely.

"Drink, drink. Don't talk about these officialdom things." Tang Jianjun quickly changed the topic.

Everyone also knew that Sha Huaizhong's condition was not good, so of course they would not talk about these uncomfortable topics again.A few people put their energy on drinking.

A few big men are together, of course they drink very vigorously.In addition, it's not easy for a wife to spoil her man's interest in front of others, and none of them made a discordant voice.

Drinking, drinking, Long Ruohai realized that something was wrong.

The three elder brothers pointed the finger at themselves intentionally or unintentionally, and they were almost engaged in a round-robin battle.For a while, I said congratulations on my housewarming, then I wished myself every step of the way, and later I wished myself an early son.

All the guests are here, so of course the guests should drink to their heart’s content.Long Ruohai knew in his heart that it was hard to say anything, so he could only deal with the persuasion of the three brothers cautiously.

Not long after, this situation was discovered by the sister-in-law.

She immediately stood up with righteous words: "I told you three brothers, you shouldn't punish people like this. Xiaolong doesn't have any children yet, so drink less alcohol. It's hard for Chanjuan to come here, you brothers just punish people like this ?"

Turning around, she said to Long Ruohai again: "Xiaolong, I'm not the sister-in-law who blames you. Before Chanjuan is pregnant, don't smoke cigarettes, drink less alcohol, and be responsible for the next generation. You guys They are all cultural people, and they know more about these things than I do.”

What the sister-in-law said made Chanjuan blush, and Long Ruohai had no choice but to obediently bow her head and listen, who made the sister-in-law such a down-to-earth person!

In this case, it is not easy for him to tell that sister Juan is pregnant.Otherwise, no one can stop him from drinking tonight.I must have come in straight and lay down to get out.

After being stopped by Mrs. Shi, the brothers couldn't make Long Ruohai drink anymore.

Tang Jianjun rolled his eyes and patted Long Ruohai's shoulder. "Brother, you have arrested a lot of prostitutes this time. Find a story to tell us, okay? I'll put the conditions up front. If you want sex, you can't use dirty words."

After the conditions were raised, Tang Jianjun himself laughed.Let people tell dirty stories, and the word "dirty" is not allowed.This is not deliberately making things difficult, so what is it?

If you want to tell these stories, Long Ruohai really has something in his stomach.Find one at random, it is a topic that makes people laugh.But he couldn't tell.If the face of the person involved is involved, if it gets out, it will cause trouble.

When he thought about it, he thought of a story told by 'Little Zhuge'.

"I won't tell local stories. It's not good for people to hear. If something goes wrong, it's hard to tell. Tell a story I heard when I was working in the criminal police detachment. Do you think it's okay?"

"Fine, as long as my conditions are met." Tang Jianjun didn't add any new conditions.

"Xiaolong, your second brother is not a good guy. Look at him as a teacher, this test is not easy." Shi Lei quickly reminded.

"At the end of the previous year, our Captain Gu was promoted to be the full-time leader and became a deputy director-level cadre. A few of us went to congratulate the old man. The 'Little Zhuge' in the team was the most mischievous. Taking advantage of Gu Zhi's happy opportunity, he and The old man made a joke."

Shi Lei interrupted and said: "Your 'little Zhuge', I've seen it before. It's not just naughty, and only Xiaolong can subdue him."

"'Xiao Zhuge' said that the public security department had arrested a group of prostitutes, and he went to help conduct the review. When examining a woman prostitute, he asked people, are you a virgin?"

"Isn't this nonsense? How can a woman who does that kind of business be a virgin!" Mrs. Shi quickly expressed her opinion.

"You policeman are a bit stupid." Sha Huaizhong also expressed his opinion.

Long Ruohai ignored the question and continued: "After hearing the question, the woman smiled and asked, 'How can I answer your question?' 'Xiao Zhuge' asked her to tell the truth. The other party laughed: 'Say I am a virgin, and I am in the flesh business. Say I am not a virgin, I have never been married, and I have never had children. In this way, I am considered a deputy virgin.'”

After Long Ruohai finished telling the story, he ate the food without saying a word.

The people present couldn't react at once, they were all stunned there.Mrs. Shi even asked: "Ask about virgins carefully, how could it involve any deputy?"

When she asked such a question, it awakened several big men present.

Shi Lei laughed and slapped the table, pointed at Long Ruohai's nose and cursed, "You bastards, you actually compared the detachment leader to a prostitute."

As soon as he made it clear what he said, of course all the people present understood.Sister-in-law Shi laughed out her tears, although Chanjuan and the other two sister-in-laws covered their mouths.Seeing their trembling bodies, I knew they were trying their best to hold back their laughter.

Tang Jianjun said with a lot of emotion: "Xiaolong, you have met a good leader. The detachment leader who can make you joke like this is definitely not wrong to treat you well. No wonder you came to Ningbei, this The old man is going to come here to help you maintain your facade."

"Of course. Captain Gu is kind to me, that's not to say. Of course, he will go all out to help and support my work. If you don't believe me, just ask Chanjuan." Hearing two When Brother mentioned Gu Zhongtian, Long Ruohai smiled confidently.

Ye Chanjuan quickly followed behind and nodded, supporting Brother Long's opinion.

"Okay, okay. You are not allowed to say such nonsense jokes anymore. You are the eldest brother, can't you lead a good lead? If you want to say something, just say something serious." Mrs. Shi finally stopped herself laugh.Seeing that Shi Lei was going to continue telling these stories again, she knew that Ye Chanjuan's face was tender, so she hurriedly stopped her.

When Shi Lei heard his wife stop him, he immediately found another topic.He turned his head to Tang Jianjun and said with a smile: "Jianjun, among us, even you have seen the world. Tell us, what is it like to go abroad?"

After listening to Shi Lei's introduction, Long Ruohai knew that the second brother had eaten some foreign meat a few days ago.Invited by the Hong Kong shareholders of the park, I visited Hong Kong, Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand.

"What's there to say? It's such a big place, and you can reach the side in a few steps. It's really a small place, and it's not as big as our provincial university." Tang Jianjun shook his head indifferently.

Seeing everyone's disbelief, he went on to say: "I can't understand the language, and I don't understand the words. He is a grunt, and he is a plop. He moves his mouth, but we move his head. It's meaningless. Next time, whether it is If anyone invites me to go again, I won't go."

When everyone heard it, they all became happy.What grunting, thumping, mouth moving, head moving, I don't understand what it means.