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Long Ruohai was wondering why Zhang Yuejin took such pains to treat guests, but it was because he wanted to have a harmonious relationship.It's just a conflict a while ago, and the relationship between the two parties has already become fiery.In particular, Liu Qiang's tax inspection actions almost caused the bankruptcy of Hongda Group.With Zhang Yuejin's extremely insolent character, coupled with his way of doing things that must be punished, how could he admit defeat so easily?

"Captain Long, it's not easy to invite you as a guest." Long Ruohai and his group had just entered Zhang Yuejin's villa, and Gu Zhonglai, who was a little impatient to wait, said such a sentence in a calm manner.What does it mean?Is it a treat for dinner, or a grand banquet?Long Ruohai frowned a little uncomfortable.I have nothing to do with the Commission for Discipline Inspection, so I don't need to look at the face of this bird secretary to act.

The words of counterattack had reached the edge of his mouth, but he still swallowed them.Instead of looking at the monk's face and looking at the Buddha's face, he is a guest invited by Minister Zheng.If he had a conflict with Gu Zhonglai before he was seated, it would definitely make Zheng Keru feel ashamed.Besides, it would also make it difficult for the third brother Sha to be caught in the middle.Long Ruohai thought so, but Lu Xiangyun didn't think so.No matter who you are, if you want my brother Long to eat turtles, that is impossible.

"Don't you want to invite Brother Long to dinner? If you don't want to invite us, we will turn around and leave. Hmph, it's to save face for you." Without thinking about it, she blurted out the words.Gu Zhonglai didn't know who was the woman who could speak so forcefully.Because I was not mentally prepared, I was stunned for a while and didn't speak.

Zheng Keru is a well-informed person.When he heard Gu Zhonglai's words, he felt something was wrong.After finally inviting the guests, why do you need to make extra troubles?Seeing that it was Lu Xiangyun who came out to answer, he even complained in his heart.Commander Lu is such a precious daughter, and she is famous for protecting her weaknesses.In order to help her daughter win, she was able to compete with Deputy Secretary Guo.After hitting his son, he insisted on forcing his father to come forward and apologize.

The incident has already happened, if he doesn't come out to put out the fire, Gu Zhonglai, a young man with a headless head, doesn't know what kind of trouble he will cause.At that time, everything will be messed with himself.Zheng Keru hurriedly greeted him enthusiastically, and said politely: "Captain Long, please sit in the room quickly. Xiao Lu is here, and I haven't seen the old leader for a long time." His words were artistic.Between the words, Lu Xiangyun's origin has been cleverly understood.

Gu Zhonglai is not a stupid person.Among the people surnamed Lu in Huaidong City, how many people can make Zheng Keru speak so politely?He couldn't help wiping his sweat.If it wasn't for Minister Zheng's wake-up call, I don't know what stupid things I would have said.Unexpectedly, Long Ruohai would invite such a woman as a bodyguard.With such an episode, Gu Zhonglai, who was still in shock, of course would not trouble Long Ruohai again.Director Yuan is a well-behaved person.Although he didn't know who Lu Xiangyun was, he stood by and watched coldly, but he already realized that he was a person who could not afford to cause trouble.

The next reception work will be much easier to do.Everyone just exchanged pleasantries in such a bland and unsalty way, talking a lot of unnutritious words.Just when Lu Xiangyun got a little impatient, Zhang Yuejin came out to invite the guests to the table.When they were seated at the banquet, a dispute arose.Zhang Yuejin wanted Long Ruohai to sit at the guest of honor seat.Long Ruohai knew in his heart that with so many leaders present, no matter how he looked at it, it was not his turn to sit in that position.Just not counting the leaders who are clearly there, even the third brother should have a much higher position than the middle-level cadres of the organization at the official banquet.

In daily life, people are very particular about the order of seating when they sit for a meal.For the sake of the so-called orderly rulers, there have even been incidents where banquet tables were overturned because of inappropriate positions.Long Ruohai didn't dare to take such a big shame and let his seat be above these leaders.Otherwise, when you talk about it afterwards, those who know it will say that you did not do enough to refute it.People who don't know will say that they don't know the heights of the sky and the earth.In the end, Minister Zheng took the main seat, while Gu Zhonglai and Long Ruohai sat on both sides.Of course Lu Xiangyun had to sit down next to Brother Long, and Sha Huaizhong and his wife were next.

Director Yuan sat next to Gu Zhonglai.Zhang Yuejin sat across from Minister Zheng, who was paying the bill.Next to Zhang Yuejin is Sha Huaizhong.He toasted several times and asked Director Sha to help greet Shi Lei.The adults don't count the faults of the villains, and give 'Er Gouzi' a chance to start a new life.On this kind of occasion, Sha Huaizhong had to take Gu Zhonglai's face into consideration, so of course he couldn't say anything, he could only drink in a dull mood.After the banquet began, both the host and the guest were deliberately seeking a harmonious atmosphere.

Neither side mentioned the unhappiness of the past, and the topic always revolved around lakes and mountains and anecdotes about literati.Or just talk about some funny jokes in the officialdom, and even bring out some unknown insider news.Lu Xiangyun originally came to accompany Brother Long, so of course he was not interested in these unnutritious words.She felt that the words of these people seemed to be wearing a mask, and she didn't know whether they were tired or not.Fortunately, his wife in Sha Huaizhong sat beside her and whispered some private things about women with her, which made her reluctantly sit in her seat without protesting.

When the wine was getting drunk, Minister Zheng clapped his hands and said, "We can't always respect each other like this. Drinking like this is a bit extravagant. You have to find a topic to drink." "Yes, yes. I support it." Minister’s opinion.” Director Yuan took the lead in expressing his support, then turned his head to ask for opinions and said, “Captain Long, what do you think?” What kind of poetry competition, I can only bow down and get drunk." Long Ruohai had no way of objecting to this kind of proposal.These people are veterans in the banquet arena, and they are really not their opponents when it comes to playing these tricks.

"Haha, I didn't expect Captain Long to be afraid." Director Yuan couldn't stop laughing happily, waved his hands in a leadership manner, and said, "Okay, drinking is not deceitful, we don't compare poetry, just tell jokes If you can make everyone laugh, you will pass the test. But I want to greet you first, there are many ladies here, jokes can’t be dirty, and anyone who breaks the rules will be punished with alcohol.” Long Ruohai secretly admires, as expected of a leader, the quality is just different .Unlike some people, after three glasses of wine, all meat and vegetables are brought to the table.And the more women there are, the more vicious the talk will be.

"I initiated it, and it started from me." Minister Zheng volunteered to take the lead.Take the lead in telling a joke. "A young couple went to the temple to burn incense and make a wish. There are many Buddha statues in the temple. Bye, Buddha will not like half-hearted people."

"Is there such a thing as paying attention to worshiping Buddha?" Director Yuan immediately added a sentence just right, just like a person who is flattering in a cross talk.Zhang Yuejin also helped to explain: "Of course, each industry has its own rules, and there is no chaos at all." Zheng Keru continued to say: "The man who offered the incense would realize something after hearing it, and feel that the pilgrim It makes sense. It's just that women feel a little embarrassed, saying that we can't afford to offend any of the Bodhisattvas enshrined here. How can we respect one and disrespect the other?"

After everyone heard it, they didn't have time to react.The first person to laugh was Long Ruohai.He stood up and drank a glass of wine, and said: "All of you here are Bodhisattvas. I really can't afford to offend any of them. I will ask everyone to take care of me in the future." The captain is a smart guy.Seeing Minister Zheng's toast, Director Yuan and Secretary Gu took the lead in responding and drank the glass of wine.

"It's my turn." Director Yuan didn't put on airs at all, and then told a story about life philosophy. "Brother Hou thought he had the ability after he came back from learning Buddhist scriptures from the West. Of course, he was a little bit arrogant. He thought that if he just opened his mouth, a job would come to him. But after several interviews, no company issued a letter of employment to him. "What's the reason for this? What kind of employees do you want to recruit if you don't need such a talented person?" Lu Xiangyun was a little puzzled, and immediately expressed his doubts.

Director Yuan smiled, but did not answer directly.Instead, he continued: "One day during the interview, the great sage rushed to the interviewer and asked why you didn't want me! The interviewer was shocked and said something, because we are selling peaches." Everyone listened After reading it, they all looked thoughtful.No one said anything, just drank a glass of wine.

Next came Long Ruohai, and he told the joke about the price increase that he heard at the banquet table a few days ago. "There was a man who liked to eat vegetarian buns. When he went to buy buns one morning, he found that the price of buns had increased. He asked the boss, 'Why did the price of buns increase?'. The boss said, 'Because the price of meat has increased.' This person felt very It's strange. The price of meat has increased, why should the price of vegetarian buns also increase?"

"That's right, vegetarian buns don't use meat, so the price shouldn't be raised." Lu Xiangyun still raised the question.She felt incredible, the price of meat increased, why the price of vegetarian buns increased.There is no necessary connection between them.Long Ruohai unraveled the mystery and said: "The boss laughed and said, 'You don't want to use meat for vegetarian buns, the master chef who makes buns wants to eat meat!'" Everyone laughed again, and they all said, "Yes, you have to eat meat. , the wages will be raised."

Later, Zhang Yuejin also told a joke. "There is a tank of goldfish in the manager's office. A friend said to the manager, 'These goldfish are so beautiful, but aren't you afraid they will distract you?' The manager laughed, 'No, the only one here who speaks is not to me. They are the ones who ask for money!" Director Yuan added humorously: "Don't worry, no one here today will ask you for money." Everyone laughed knowingly.

Gu Zhonglai felt a little embarrassed because he bumped into Lu Xiangyun just now.He didn't want to spoil everyone's happiness, so he signaled his subordinate Sha Huaizhong to come out to rescue.Under such circumstances, Sha Huaizhong certainly couldn't refute the leader's face.I had to stand up and tell a joke about a teacher and a student. "One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does the river flow? A student stood up and sang, the river flows eastward. The teacher ignored him, and then asked, how many stars are there in the sky? The student asked Sang a line, the stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper. The teacher became anxious and said, "Get out of here! The students still sing, let's go if we say go."

"This student is interesting." Lu Xiangyun boasted. "Mr. Lu, if you really meet this kind of student, your head will grow big?" Director Yuan already knew Lu Xiangyun's identity, so he made a fuss.Everyone stared eagerly at Sha Huaizhong, waiting for his next words.