Need for a Servant
Chapter 27 Playing with the Dean of the Department
No wonder you got such a result!How can such a weak player get a good ranking in the World University Wushu Exchange Competition?Tian Wuming shook his head and was very dissatisfied with F University's martial arts level. You have to know that there are so many universities in China with so many students, and they can't even win a martial arts exchange competition for international college students.
In fact, Tian Wuming made a mistake this time. In this era, although there are many people who practice martial arts, there are fewer and fewer masters. It may be because those martial arts schools do not have large-scale apprentices, but more are all kinds of martial arts. Such foreign martial arts have flowed into China, such as karate, judo, muay thai or taekwondo, these martial arts have unknowingly attracted many Chinese people who worship foreign things and foreign things.In fact, people with brains should understand if they think about it, who would teach a foreigner their housekeeping skills?
As for why these foreign martial arts schools are doing so well in China.It is also related to Huaxia Wushu itself. After all, the current Huaxia Wushu is just empty-handed. The posture is good-looking but it is not practical at all. A set of punches is soft and has no lethality at all. Naturally, no one is willing to learn this over time. As far as moves are concerned, it is better to learn countless foreign boxing methods that are more practical. After all, people require strength training during the learning process.It has to be said that this is the tragedy of Chinese martial arts. If China allows the promotion of real Chinese Kungfu, I don't think Chinese martial arts will decline so much.
Tian Wuming was sitting on a stone stool in the school's gazebo and slowly sorting out why Chinese martial arts had fallen to this point, when a sentence of "Brother Wuming!" came from behind.
Hearing this Mianyang-like voice, Tian Wuming didn't know who it was, so he was really teasing someone for nothing. Looking back, it was indeed Liu Pei'er who likes to blush.
"Pei'er! Why aren't you in class?" Tian Wuming looked at Liu Pei'er, who was blushing because he saw him or just trotting, and saw that Liu Pei'er was standing beside him, panting for a fragrant breath. , the huge peak on the chest trembled, so tempting.
"No! I just came out to go to the bathroom. Brother Wuming, why don't you go to class?" Liu Pei'er sat on the stone bench next to Tian Wuming with a blushing face and asked in that unique sheep's voice,
"Me? I dreamed of an old man with a white beard when I was sleeping last night. He told me that I would meet a fairy-like girl in this place at this time today. Now it seems that he didn't lie to me!" I know why, when I see Liu Peier, I always like to make teasing words, maybe I like to see Liu Peier's blushing and timid expression.
"Ah! Damn it, I'm not that pretty anymore! You're making fun of me again, I'm ignoring you, hum!" Liu Pei'er covered her flushed face with both hands, pretending to be angry, and trotted away after speaking.In fact, don't mention how happy Liu Pei'er is in her heart. After all, it's no wonder that she is unhappy when she is called a fairy. Even though she is really beautiful, she still likes to hear people's compliments on her.
Seeing Liu Pei'er running away with a blushing face, Tian Wuming couldn't help but feel happy, but then he sighed bitterly: "Oh! Why are everyone ignoring me! Let me do something now What?" After Gao Xiaohu and Zhou Xiaolong finished their meal, they excitedly went to exercise their muscles again. According to Zhou Xiaolong, after practicing all morning, his food intake suddenly increased a lot. The problem of constipation was also solved at once, and now he can eat well.
"Hey! Yes, I remembered, I can go find her!" Tian Wuming remembered Wei Tong's cold and condescending look this morning, and said that Tian Wuming would try to be his girlfriend when he showed up at school tomorrow, but I've already fought with other bodyguards now, so why wait until tomorrow?So Tian Wuming happily walked towards his classroom.As everyone knows, there is a waiter waiting for him there.
"I smile smugly, smile smugly!" Tian Wuming put his hands in his pockets and hummed a happy song, singing as he walked.When he walked to the edge of the classroom, Tian Wuming found a bald old man with a big belly standing outside the classroom, he couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? What is this for? This guy can't blame the uncle, right?" The head of the humanities department inspected here as a strange uncle who came here to see the girl.
Cursing his lips, Tian Wuming wanted to enter the classroom from the back door of the classroom.Suddenly, he yelled: "Stop! What are you doing?" This yell made Tian Wuming, who had just finished bending over, almost wince in fright. The students and teachers in the classroom all looked at the classroom in shock. outside.
"Uh... I'm a new teacher at the school, and I'm here to get acquainted with the situation! I wonder who you are?" Tian Wuming straightened up cleverly, then strode up to the bald department head and asked with his hand.
The dean of the department was originally here to find a student named Tian Wuming, because he received a report that the student was fighting and causing trouble in the school one after another. If the dean of his own department does not come out to take care of him, how do you ask him to set himself up in front of other students in the future? majesty.So after learning that Tian Wuming didn't attend class, the head of the department pretended to listen to the class here, and when he was about to leave, he discovered that Tian Wuming wanted to walk into the classroom with his waist down, so he yelled loudly, but right now This student-looking boy actually said that he was a new teacher at the school. He patted his bald head and asked, "I'm the head of the foreign language department! Are you a new teacher? Why haven't I heard that the school has a new teacher?" ? I don’t know which department and class you teach this teacher?”
"Uh... I haven't received the notification from the principal about the specific position. The principal wants me to decide for myself, so I came here to investigate the situation here, so as to prepare for which department I will teach." Tian Wuming said seriously , as he talked, he touched his wrist, then patted his trouser pocket, and asked with a look of embarrassment: "Dean, I'm so annoying, can you show me what time it is? I forgot to bring my watch." !"
The head of the department obediently stretched out his fat left hand, then took a closer look and said, "It's 3:35 p.m. now."
"Oh! Oops, the principal said that he will report to him at 3:40. I am in a hurry. I will meet you for tea tomorrow, dean." Tian Wuming pretended to be in a hurry, and then patted the department head. The director's bald head trotted away from the classroom with his right hand making a goodbye gesture.
"Yeah! Goodbye!" The head of the department even waved at Tian Wuming, who was running not far away, and muttered: "This new teacher is quite sensible!"
"Haha" the students in the classroom burst out laughing. They were in class when they were yelled by the department head and stopped teaching immediately. Then they looked at the department head and the others, so they could hear clearly what was said outside. .But now Tian Wuming not only played tricks on the head of the department, but also touched his shiny bald head with his hands. It would be ridiculous if the students didn't laugh, and even the teacher covered his mouth and dared not laugh out loud.Wei Tong didn't know how long it had been since he smiled from the heart like today, it was indeed too ridiculous.
When the head of the department realized that the new teacher just now was Tian Wuming, he immediately shouted from the teaching building: "Tian Wuming! I can't stop talking to you!"
In fact, Tian Wuming made a mistake this time. In this era, although there are many people who practice martial arts, there are fewer and fewer masters. It may be because those martial arts schools do not have large-scale apprentices, but more are all kinds of martial arts. Such foreign martial arts have flowed into China, such as karate, judo, muay thai or taekwondo, these martial arts have unknowingly attracted many Chinese people who worship foreign things and foreign things.In fact, people with brains should understand if they think about it, who would teach a foreigner their housekeeping skills?
As for why these foreign martial arts schools are doing so well in China.It is also related to Huaxia Wushu itself. After all, the current Huaxia Wushu is just empty-handed. The posture is good-looking but it is not practical at all. A set of punches is soft and has no lethality at all. Naturally, no one is willing to learn this over time. As far as moves are concerned, it is better to learn countless foreign boxing methods that are more practical. After all, people require strength training during the learning process.It has to be said that this is the tragedy of Chinese martial arts. If China allows the promotion of real Chinese Kungfu, I don't think Chinese martial arts will decline so much.
Tian Wuming was sitting on a stone stool in the school's gazebo and slowly sorting out why Chinese martial arts had fallen to this point, when a sentence of "Brother Wuming!" came from behind.
Hearing this Mianyang-like voice, Tian Wuming didn't know who it was, so he was really teasing someone for nothing. Looking back, it was indeed Liu Pei'er who likes to blush.
"Pei'er! Why aren't you in class?" Tian Wuming looked at Liu Pei'er, who was blushing because he saw him or just trotting, and saw that Liu Pei'er was standing beside him, panting for a fragrant breath. , the huge peak on the chest trembled, so tempting.
"No! I just came out to go to the bathroom. Brother Wuming, why don't you go to class?" Liu Pei'er sat on the stone bench next to Tian Wuming with a blushing face and asked in that unique sheep's voice,
"Me? I dreamed of an old man with a white beard when I was sleeping last night. He told me that I would meet a fairy-like girl in this place at this time today. Now it seems that he didn't lie to me!" I know why, when I see Liu Peier, I always like to make teasing words, maybe I like to see Liu Peier's blushing and timid expression.
"Ah! Damn it, I'm not that pretty anymore! You're making fun of me again, I'm ignoring you, hum!" Liu Pei'er covered her flushed face with both hands, pretending to be angry, and trotted away after speaking.In fact, don't mention how happy Liu Pei'er is in her heart. After all, it's no wonder that she is unhappy when she is called a fairy. Even though she is really beautiful, she still likes to hear people's compliments on her.
Seeing Liu Pei'er running away with a blushing face, Tian Wuming couldn't help but feel happy, but then he sighed bitterly: "Oh! Why are everyone ignoring me! Let me do something now What?" After Gao Xiaohu and Zhou Xiaolong finished their meal, they excitedly went to exercise their muscles again. According to Zhou Xiaolong, after practicing all morning, his food intake suddenly increased a lot. The problem of constipation was also solved at once, and now he can eat well.
"Hey! Yes, I remembered, I can go find her!" Tian Wuming remembered Wei Tong's cold and condescending look this morning, and said that Tian Wuming would try to be his girlfriend when he showed up at school tomorrow, but I've already fought with other bodyguards now, so why wait until tomorrow?So Tian Wuming happily walked towards his classroom.As everyone knows, there is a waiter waiting for him there.
"I smile smugly, smile smugly!" Tian Wuming put his hands in his pockets and hummed a happy song, singing as he walked.When he walked to the edge of the classroom, Tian Wuming found a bald old man with a big belly standing outside the classroom, he couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? What is this for? This guy can't blame the uncle, right?" The head of the humanities department inspected here as a strange uncle who came here to see the girl.
Cursing his lips, Tian Wuming wanted to enter the classroom from the back door of the classroom.Suddenly, he yelled: "Stop! What are you doing?" This yell made Tian Wuming, who had just finished bending over, almost wince in fright. The students and teachers in the classroom all looked at the classroom in shock. outside.
"Uh... I'm a new teacher at the school, and I'm here to get acquainted with the situation! I wonder who you are?" Tian Wuming straightened up cleverly, then strode up to the bald department head and asked with his hand.
The dean of the department was originally here to find a student named Tian Wuming, because he received a report that the student was fighting and causing trouble in the school one after another. If the dean of his own department does not come out to take care of him, how do you ask him to set himself up in front of other students in the future? majesty.So after learning that Tian Wuming didn't attend class, the head of the department pretended to listen to the class here, and when he was about to leave, he discovered that Tian Wuming wanted to walk into the classroom with his waist down, so he yelled loudly, but right now This student-looking boy actually said that he was a new teacher at the school. He patted his bald head and asked, "I'm the head of the foreign language department! Are you a new teacher? Why haven't I heard that the school has a new teacher?" ? I don’t know which department and class you teach this teacher?”
"Uh... I haven't received the notification from the principal about the specific position. The principal wants me to decide for myself, so I came here to investigate the situation here, so as to prepare for which department I will teach." Tian Wuming said seriously , as he talked, he touched his wrist, then patted his trouser pocket, and asked with a look of embarrassment: "Dean, I'm so annoying, can you show me what time it is? I forgot to bring my watch." !"
The head of the department obediently stretched out his fat left hand, then took a closer look and said, "It's 3:35 p.m. now."
"Oh! Oops, the principal said that he will report to him at 3:40. I am in a hurry. I will meet you for tea tomorrow, dean." Tian Wuming pretended to be in a hurry, and then patted the department head. The director's bald head trotted away from the classroom with his right hand making a goodbye gesture.
"Yeah! Goodbye!" The head of the department even waved at Tian Wuming, who was running not far away, and muttered: "This new teacher is quite sensible!"
"Haha" the students in the classroom burst out laughing. They were in class when they were yelled by the department head and stopped teaching immediately. Then they looked at the department head and the others, so they could hear clearly what was said outside. .But now Tian Wuming not only played tricks on the head of the department, but also touched his shiny bald head with his hands. It would be ridiculous if the students didn't laugh, and even the teacher covered his mouth and dared not laugh out loud.Wei Tong didn't know how long it had been since he smiled from the heart like today, it was indeed too ridiculous.
When the head of the department realized that the new teacher just now was Tian Wuming, he immediately shouted from the teaching building: "Tian Wuming! I can't stop talking to you!"
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