The best doctor

Chapter 164 The Chainsaw Queen

"Very good taste." Ouyang Muxue frowned slightly, looking straight at Qin Tian and said.

"Hehe, how can I compare with you." Qin Tian didn't want to discuss too much on this issue, so he shook his head lightly.

Seeing that Qin Tian was not very interested in this topic, Ouyang Muxue quickly changed the topic.

"By the way, do you want to hear a joke?"

"Anyway, I have nothing to do, let's talk about it." Qin Tian said while holding his coffee.

"A patient went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor pressed his hands on the patient's stomach, and then asked the patient how it felt. The patient replied, someone is pressing my stomach..." Ouyang Muxue really has a talent for telling jokes , although Qin Tian has heard this joke before, it still has a special flavor when he listens to the other party at this time.

"Hehe, how about I touch your stomach with my hand?" Qin Tian said jokingly.

"Damn it, how can you be so bad, I'm not sick." Ouyang Muxue deliberately flirted, making Eqin Tian look around with guilt.

The people around turned their heads curiously, and saw Qin Tian and Ouyang Muxue sitting together, suspected of being a couple, so they didn't pay any attention to it.

"How can you not be sick?" Qin Tian solemnly whispered in the other's ear: "When you come there every month, do you feel sweaty all over your body, feel weak all over, feel irritable, and want to sleep but can't sleep?"

"You, you, how did you know?!" Ouyang Muxue looked at Qin Tian in surprise and said.

This has always been my secret, even my girlfriends in college didn't know it, but I didn't expect this guy to know it, did he follow me?This is also very unlikely, even if he is following himself, it is impossible to know this secret, unless he has special powers!

But Ouyang Muxue was frightened by the thought in his heart, is there really such a thing as supernatural power in this world?Ouyang Muxue shook his head slightly, this is unlikely, even if Qin Tian has special abilities, it is impossible for such a coincidence to have the special ability that can sense the secret of the other party.

"Don't think too much, the matter is not as complicated as you imagined." Qin Tian looked at the surprise in the other party's eyes, and shook his head helplessly.

"Then how do you know?" Ouyang Muxue stared at Qin Tian closely, as if to see Qin Tian's inner thoughts.

"It's very simple. A person's five sense organs, his skin's energy, and his face's complexion. All these changes can reveal the person's health status." Qin Tian explained: "A person's complexion is related to his mood. If the complexion is not good , it means that this person must have something bad on his mind, and vice versa. Of course, the expression of complexion has a great relationship with people's internal organs and organs. From the perspective of ordinary people, how do human organs Is it related to mood? Is this a bit exaggerated? The answer: No!"

Qin Tian took the coffee, took a sip, put down the cup, and continued in an unhurried voice:

"We have a lot of treasures in China. No matter how you look at them and explain them, all of them make sense. Take physiognomy as an example. In fact, physiognomy is not so mysterious, and it needs to be judged according to these changes in people. Trending. Those words with a firm tone, bold conclusions, and threats to say that this or that person will live their lives are all arrogant and dirty words."

Seeing Ouyang Muxue's serious expression, Qin Tian went on to say:

"Physiognomy usually observes people's complexion, changes in facial features, yin and yang, and five elements, and then makes judgments based on the fortune-teller's life experience."

Seeing that the other party's eyes were blurred, Qin Tian shook his head slightly.

"Sweaty palms, weak body, slightly pale complexion, dark bags under the eyes, and lack of concentration, we can judge that this person must have kidney deficiency!" Qin Tian continued: "Your complexion is not ruddy, but rather pale, and you speak slightly. Breathing, it is obviously a symptom of fatigue, lack of concentration, sweating on the forehead, stomach pain or headache. Combining the above symptoms, it is not difficult to guess, you just came to that one these days, or you have already come two or three times in advance My God, is what I said correct?"

If Ouyang Muxue was skeptical just now, then she is almost certain now that Qin Tian definitely made the diagnosis with his medical skills, but don't all doctors need to feel the pulse to know the patient's condition?However, I have never been in such close contact with the other party from the beginning to the end, so where did I come from?

"How do you know?" Ouyang Muxue asked in disbelief.

"I guess." Qin Tian shook his head slightly.

Just kidding, I can’t say it myself, but I can actually feel it, buddy, I’m amazing, I can diagnose a patient’s condition without feeling the pulse, wouldn’t it be too shocking to say it?

"I don't believe your nonsense." Ouyang Muxue said with her lips curled up.

"Believe it or not, it's there, and it won't go back." Qin Tian managed to show off his art, but he was met with a beautiful woman's eyes.

"Since you don't believe me, then I have nothing to do." Qin Tian shrugged helplessly and said.

"You are a doctor, so you should know how to solve it?" Ouyang Muxue showed a charming smile, looked at Qin Tian sweetly and asked, leaning forward slightly, her full chest licked Qin Tian's arm.

Fuck me, this woman is so crazy, she just doesn't treat herself as a man, no, if the tiger doesn't show his power, you think I'm a sick cat?

Qin Tian smelled the pleasant scent of the other party's body through his nose, and stared at the other party's big breasts, the pair of firm and full breasts, and the other party's sexy lips...

"Of course I know." Qin Tian said with an arc at the corner of his mouth.

"How to solve it?" Ouyang Muxue couldn't help secretly delighting when he heard this.

"First soak in warm water, then wash it off, and lie on the bed quietly. I will go at 12 midnight, and your illness can basically be cured." Qin Tian said frivolously, Ouyang Muxue's expression was slightly taken aback, tight It was only then that he realized that the bastard of emotion had already seen what he was thinking.

"Bastard! Bastard! Damn Qin Tian! If this old lady finds a chance, she will definitely not make it easier for you!" Ouyang Muxue thought fiercely in her heart.

Of course, Qin Tian didn't know that Ouyang Muxue had already scolded him severely, so he was still yelling in his heart, entertaining himself and falling into his own world.

"Okay." A bright look flashed in Ouyang Muxue's eyes, and a faint voice came out of his mouth: "I will put a chainsaw under the pillow!"

"..."

Hearing this, Qin Tian subconsciously protected his little brother.