Cartoonist's Dream

Granny Li's exclamation came from the courtyard. They thought it was an accident, and everyone ran to the courtyard gate to have a look inside.I saw Granny Li holding a boy's hand, bending over, and wiping the top of her head and shoulders.

There were five women standing with the boy. They were probably caught by Granny Li when they were about to walk out of the yard. Everyone was startled by the sudden onslaught of Granny Li.

The first to react was a beautiful girl, she grabbed Granny Li's arm, patted her back continuously, and said eagerly: "What are you doing, what are you doing! Let go of Li Mu's hand!"

The second person to react was the white-haired girl. She took Granny Li's wrist and pressed it lightly, and the boy's hand that was trying to pull back was pulled back immediately.

The third responder was Granny Li's daughter.She ran over and hugged Granny Li to prevent her from making more surprising moves. [

Facts have proved that the measures taken by the daughter are very prescient. After Granny Li was stopped, she still wanted to grab the man's hand.After a moment of stalemate, Granny Li seemed to calm down a little bit, and rebuked her daughter full of resentment:

"I was really overwhelmed by you, I can't even try to borrow fire!"

"Mom, what are you doing, scaring other people's children."

"So I ask you to learn more from me. People have three yang fires, one on the head and two on the shoulders. I am using some luck to light up the yang fire so that I can live more It's been ten or twenty years, and it's not too serious to see you occasionally."

"But, Mom—what do you want to do with other people's children through fire?"

The inexplicable and wonderful dialogue between the mother and daughter made Limu and his party puzzled.They looked at each other, and finally Li Mu initiated the dialogue. He was the only one present who was a true traditional Chinese—a native of mainland China.

"Excuse me, Lingtang, is this—?"

#My mother is a fairy woman...

The daughter and the six of them leaned closer and apologized softly.It is embarrassing for the mother to fall ill at this time, both for the touched party and the touching party.

"Oh, that's how it is." Li Mu stretched her eyebrows, as if suddenly enlightened.

Xianpo, Qingdong's Xianpo—is a synonym for an old woman who sometimes suffers from illness, sometimes is normal, and has repeated illnesses.It is said in the village that they have psychic physiques and can see ghosts and gods, and they need to figure out many household chores.Knowing the old lady's real body, Li Mu would not be surprised even if she did any weird behavior at this time.

"Excuse me, are you the landlord here? This house is good, but it's a bit expensive. I wonder if it can be cheaper."

"My mother is the landlord. Although I also think it is expensive, my mother will not agree to bargain..."

"Speak, definitely!" Granny Li's speech had long since returned to normal, and she shook the back of her hand to drive her daughter away, "Prodigal girl, stand aside and stop talking nonsense!"

——The asking price is so high, is it really a bluff?Well, you can press down slowly.

Limu heard from her grandmother that she could negotiate the price, so she must have just set a high price and then negotiated with the buyer.If you save 10, you can buy a full set of office equipment, and 1 can give Bingyu and the others two flights, and even if you only save 100, you can go to the toilet!

He is thinking about how to lower the price.Granny Li put forward the conditions.

"If you touch my head for five reincarnations, I will give you 50 yuan cheaper. If you touch my shoulders for five reincarnations, you will get 100 million yuan cheaper. If you touch my head and shoulders for nine reincarnations, I will give you the house for free!"

"Free gift—?!" The husband and wife exclaimed softly.A house is actually given away for free? [

Granny Li, who refused to reduce the rent for two hours, actually offered to free the house at this time... This world is really amazing!The contract signed by the mentally ill should be valid, right?

"Mom—" the daughter was also anxious.Although the asking price of this house is 200, although it is too much, the real price should be around 80. Even if you feel guilty, you can't just give it away for nothing!

"Shut up!" Granny Li stared back at her daughter like a diamond.

"Then, I'd better pay the full amount..."

It's weird...it's really weird.

Granny Li's earnest performance made Limu think about quitting. Although it is very tempting to give away for nothing, he would rather pay the full amount.

"No! You must touch it!" Granny Li insisted.

Seemingly aware of what Li Mu was scruples about, she decided to elaborate on her intentions.

"You five-element pure wood can arouse my dim Yang fire, just borrow a little bit of wood qi from sawdust.

"Don't worry, child. You are rich in luck, and you are not afraid of loss. You also have three flowers gathered at the top, and the energy and spirit are mixed together in one opening of the porch. I see your bones and body are full of glory, and your forehead is shining like a golden flower." Pieces appear in the air! As long as you live in my house, you are guaranteed to have a steady flow of luck and become a saint.

"...Three Palaces and Six Courtyards, three thousand beauties in the harem are indispensable..."

Granny Li said while pointing to the five women who were walking with Limu.

Goldilocks elegance.

The girl in the narrow skirt has a sassy figure.

The smaller girl had a shy demeanor.

The older girl has a shy demeanor.

Although the white-haired girl has eyes, she has a strong aura and restraint.

Standing together is the five golden flowers, British, Taiwanese, Japanese, Japanese-Chinese mixed race, German...no matter which one needs to be treated with caution.Especially the girl with a Japanese-Chinese mixed-race fate, it is estimated that she can study all kinds of knowledge on her own, and she can understand everything she learns.

The five girls were told the truth. Except Anya and Yisha, who were half-understood and half-understood, the rest of the women who were scolded as "beauties" in the palace all had different expressions.

"Stop stop stop!!!!!!"

This magical stick routine... There is still an orderly way to say it.

——Hearing her say this, why does it seem that my life is developing in another weird direction? [

If this continues, inspirational comics will have to be described by her as girly and magical comics.

"Grandma, one wife is enough for me. One... just one." Li Mu slightly lowered her eyelids as if defeated, and raised a finger (_convex) to declare.

"One? How about one?!" Granny Li seemed to have heard something extremely absurd, raised her thick eye bags, and raised a finger (_convex), "One is not enough! There must be at least three, or you will be punished by God , there are countless minor disasters, and your unique destiny will be flattened into the mortal world."

Fairy, can I take your words as a curse?

Li Mu raised his hands in surrender.

"Okay, grandma, it's okay for me to touch it, so don't curse me anymore."

He walked up to Granny Li and raised his hand to touch, touch, and touch the top of her head.

"This isn't a curse, it's fate...Grandma, I never accept the work of people who are cursed..."

Left ← five circles, right → five circles, rubbing the top of the head, rubbing the shoulders...

"Your five elements belong to wood, pure wood; women carry more water, fine water; so for you, the more women the better, the less the wood will be dead..." Granny Li turned her face to Liangzi and Muzi one after another, "I think these two are the same Quite juicy."

The fairy woman is obsessed with this problem.Li Mu could only speed up the pace and set up a good horse stance, use his kung fu to exert strength, and his true energy rushed straight to the sky, pouring into Xiabai, Chize, Kongzui, Lieque, Jingqu, Taiyuan, Yuji, and condensed in the palm of his hand...

……

"Hahu touch and call it a day."

Li Mu pressed down with both hands, uttered spiritual sounds softly, and sank to his dantian...

Dan, sister Dan, director, you went to the wrong set, or you got the wrong script!

I knew what I was trying to compete with myself!

Limu's qi was poor, and his true qi went up against the current, and he almost spit it out, but fortunately, he kept it in his mouth in time. Although this move seems to be a hindrance, it may hurt his body...Is it over? !

Oops, I complained to myself again!

"Grandma, I, we are going back first, and I will ask the secretary to trade the remaining 100 million with you."

Feeling infected by the unknown electric wave from the fairy woman, Li Mu hastily left a word and escaped from the hospital.He didn't dare to ask for Grandma's house for nothing, and only touched his head, shoulders and shoulders 100 times, and the remaining [-] million was the more reasonable price he thought.

*****

After the inspector left, the two couples looked at each other in blank dismay, lamenting the speed at which this huge transaction was completed.Suddenly, the husband showed a stern expression as if remembering something.

"Honey, I suddenly feel that the child looks familiar."

"Ah..." The wife suddenly remembered, "You said so."

"That child... seems to be called Limu!"

"Didn't he live in the city center? Why did he move to the suburbs? He also brought five women with him."

Just when his wife asked the question, the nagging Granny Li came over and said the four-character mantra in a mysterious way

"The golden house hides the beauty!"

"Mom, don't talk nonsense. I'm sorry, my mother did that again..." the daughter apologized to the husband and wife tenant.

The two couples expressed sympathy for her to have such a mother. It is really difficult to have such a patient in the family.Just now it was obviously the little rich man who came to see the house, and at most it can be negotiated down to 150 million, but now it is equivalent to a direct loss of hundreds of thousands.Also, what kind of charm is hidden by a primary school student?Hiding five big sisters?

"So you don't understand, don't forget that he will be a college student in the coming year! Isn't it often rumored that some college students have children? That child is a person who plays cards according to common sense." Granny Li reminded.

It's true that it's not a child who plays cards according to common sense, but a child is still a child. The two couples gave Granny Li's daughter a look

#Your mother should take medicine.

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