Cartoonist's Dream

学校打响预备铃的时间是7：40分，直到7：50分才算真正上课，可学校把时间利用得很充分，40到50之间的10分钟早已被班主任安排成了晨读。晨读在让学生提起精神、加强记忆的同时，还可以保证7：50分正式上课时不会有人迟到。

However, Li Mu, who was not very interested in going to school, and Lu Wei, who walked slowly because of anger, were late "fairly" under the "watchful eyes of everyone".There have been many precursors along the way, such as fewer and fewer students walking on the road, and parents who are rushing back after dropping off their children.

Li Mu took these signs of being late, and he didn't care if he was late for class.

Lu Wei was so angry that she probably forgot that she was on her way to school.

Li Mu also came to school in pajamas when she was ignorant several times in elementary school. [

The two walked all the way from the Nanhua Theater, when they were approaching the first-grade classroom on the first floor.The students' voices sounded like noise on the radio.Footsteps, footsteps, the sound of chairs being pulled out, the sound of opening bags... When Li Mu and his wife came to the door of the classroom on the second floor, it had been more than a minute since the bell rang for the second class. It was only after the bell rang that the speed of travel was accelerated.

"It's you two who are late again!" The disciplinary committee stood up and criticized righteously, and picked up the registration book and started to record.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I closed the book, there was a commotion in the class.

"Marry! Marry!"

The classmate sitting in the right corner of the classroom, um, can only be called "classmate", and Li Mu can't recall his name at all.I just remember that this classmate was called the "Four Heavenly Kings" in the previous discussion, and he was one of the four children who were the most able to fight and the most arrogant in the whole grade. Now he was chanting slogans that made Lu Wei feel embarrassed.

"marry!"

"marry!"

"marry!"

Shouting and shouting, the "bad kid" unknowingly made a group of little kids make a fuss.They just didn't know the meaning of the word "marriage". Anyway, Lu Wei was so blushing that she didn't dare to enter the classroom, and the whole classroom became noisy.Even if the disciplinary committee members stand and shout "Quiet, Quiet", it's useless.On the contrary, the little kids are like people who have been oppressed for a long time, trying to completely cover up the voice of the disciplinary committee.

——This disciplinary committee member is really hated...

In various senses, this newly promoted Disciplinary Committee member is too strict, and some things that can be turned a blind eye to the past are very complicated by her.

Just like this late incident, she must be hated by Lu Wei.She could pretend she didn't see them and not register, or write down the names of the two without saying a word, but she stood up and reminded them that they were late this time. Naturally, she didn't want them to be late again.

But—was taken advantage of.

The child's intuition told Lu Wei that these students were not laughing at her and Li Mu, but a rebellion against the disciplinary committee.They intended to put the responsibility for the management failure on her head, making the teacher think she was useless and dismissing her, or making her feel irresponsible and resigning.

——The disciplinary committee's sentence "You two are late again" is just the fuse. The bad students in the lower right corner of the classroom are the initiators, and the booing students are the revolutionary forces.

——It’s no wonder that later generations say that “bad students” are easy to be successful. That’s probably how Hitler came to power, right?Schoolchildren are scary...

Unavoidably expanding the incident, Li Mu took a deep breath and shouted:

"—Stop making noise, Teacher Zhang is here!!!"

Then he dragged Lu Wei to the seat, as if he really saw the head teacher coming at the door. [

In the past, Li Mu would have been afraid to enter the classroom just like Lu Wei because of the ridicule of the whole class, and would have stood at the door of the classroom in a daze.But at this time and at that time, Li Mu, who has a psychological age of 30, will not be afraid even if he is dragged to the rostrum by the principal.

The school implements mixed sitting for men and women. Li Mu and Lu Wei are smaller than the others, and the seats are arranged in the first row by the teacher.In the eyes of primary school students, there is really nothing more intimidating than the words "The teacher is here". Seeing Li Mu sitting down in a panic, the noisy classroom immediately made noises, and everyone sat upright with their hands on the table.

In fact, due to various reasons, Mr. Zhang did not come to the classroom until 10 minutes later, and a group of brats realized that they had been cheated.

Teacher Zhang is the head teacher and also the Chinese teacher. The first one to three periods this morning are her lessons, and the fourth and fifth periods are the mathematics teacher Teacher Liu's lessons.In fact, Li Mu didn't care much about what class he was taking. Maybe he had to look through the books to recall Chinese. Mathematics has almost become an instinct for science students.

Opening up the language books, what impressed Li Mu most was "The Strange Rocks of Huangshan Mountain" and Du Mu's "Mountain Journey". Presumably, any boy would remember the phrase "Stop and sit in love with Fenglin at night".Every time I read this ancient poem in the morning, the boys are very energetic, and deliberately read it in "far away from the cold mountain and the stone path, and there are people in the depths of the white clouds." Moonflower." He read it very loudly.

The content of the second grade Chinese class is to practice calligraphy, recognize phonetics and recite. Some uncommon words in the article will be picked out and marked with pinyin, such as Huihu, Shengsheng, Shenshen, Youyou in "The Strange Stones of Huangshan" .

Teacher Zhang used the first half of the class to review the old knowledge, and then began to talk about today's new lesson.But when she saw Li Mu flipping through the Chinese textbook back and forth on her seat, she didn't seem to be listening to the class at all, and she was a little angry.

"Student Limu." She knocked on the podium with her Chinese textbook as she spoke, attracting the target student's attention, "What are you reading? Did you just recite the book with your classmates?"

Li Mu didn't like Mr. Zhang, and of course he didn't feel disgusted either.

I just remember that when I was in primary school, I was dressed casually, and my mother had just finished repaying the loan and had no money to buy new clothes for me, so Teacher Zhang always treated me plainly...or indifferent.It wasn't until one day that she saw her mother driving herself to school, thinking that those who drove were rich people, that she began to change her attitude.The most obvious change is to actively encourage myself to participate in interest classes.

Interest classes required extra tuition, and most of the students would not take part in them. As a result, Li Mu was really influenced by her, and asked her mother for money to attend the hobby classes and painting classes.

"Report to the teacher, Li Mu and Lu Wei are both late and didn't come to the morning reading." A voice sounded from the door on Li Mu's right rear.

ok, someone stabbed me.

Li Mu didn't need to look back to know who was complaining.

Wasn't it the discipline committee member Guan Siying who made the small report, she is good at making up the knife in front of the teacher.I didn't know why she did this before, but now Limu has an idea after thinking about it.Undoubtedly, to Guan Siying, making up the knife in this sense is equivalent to doing meritorious service in front of the teacher, although this is only her unilateral idea.

"What do you do in school? Being late, skipping classes, deserting? If you don't like class, just sit in the back. It doesn't matter if you don't attend class like Li Xiangjing!" Teacher Zhang tapped the podium with a corner of the textbook.

Li Xiangjing?By the way, it turned out to be that guy's name.

The student known as the four kings of the grade.

"...I'm sorry." Lu Wei lowered her head and apologized softly.

"Are you two too busy fighting all the way?!" the teacher asked intentionally.

The classmates were laughing wildly.Some of the students who laughed less exaggeratedly were friends of Li Mu and Lu Wei, and there were very deliberate laughter from the back of the classroom.

The extremely layered laughter shows a few things—[

Those who sit in the front are all good students, those who sit in the middle are not bad, and those who sit in the end are "bad students"; the students who sit in the front are afraid of the teacher, so they dare not laugh loudly; The students at the back deliberately annoyed the teacher, so they tried their best to laugh; those sitting in the front row were mostly good friends of Li Mu and Lu Wei, and those sitting in the back row basically had no contact with them.

What's more important is that the teacher didn't come, but Limu made them think that the teacher was coming, so he sat there for 10 minutes, and naturally spared no effort when he laughed!

"Teacher, I..." Lu Wei wanted to explain that she was not playful.

"Forgot to be polite? Stand up and talk!" said the teacher, banging on the book.

There was a burst of snickering in the classroom.

"Old..." Lu Wei was about to stand up to defend herself, but she was stopped by Li Mu when she was about to stand up.

"Hush, shut up!" Li Mu lowered her voice and said to her, "You can either cry, the teacher is most afraid of seeing someone cry when the leader passes by. It's also your bad luck, Teacher Zhang is a bit strange today, like gunpowder full of explosives The barrel explodes at one touch! And it explodes very, very hard~!"

Crows and sparrows suddenly rang out in the classroom. Although Li Mu pressed his throat, the volume of his voice was not lowered at all, just like his usual voice.Not to mention the teacher standing on the podium, even the students in the last few rows heard it.

How dare you say that the teacher is only a powder keg filled with gunpowder?And it still looks like it's still unfinished! ?

"It's impossible for Mr. Zhang to talk to us like this. Think about it, your father is a civil servant, and if I didn't accompany you to school, there would be a car to pick you up every day. No matter how you think about it, Mr. Zhang would not treat us It's fierce, so you are unlucky today, the teacher has eaten gunpowder, so please stop saying a few words..."

At this time, the classmate sitting behind Li Mu kicked his chair under the table.

"Ma Yingshao, sit down better, you kicked the foot of my chair." Li Mu turned his head slightly and said in a low voice.

Ma Yingshao can be said to be Limu's best friend.

At this time, this buddy didn't dare to speak out anymore, and slapped himself on the face as if "I don't know you".Secretly said: Can't you keep your voice down when you speak?

(Threat, this is a naked threat!) The head teacher thought.

But Li Mu didn't think how great it was for her mother to drive a taxi, and how scary it was for Lu Wei to have a father who was a civil servant.

The teacher may treat the parents differently because of the nature of their work, but she will never be afraid of threats from the parents because of this. Besides, the parents of the two students are no threat to her at all. She is just teaching the children not to be late That's all.

So, Teacher Zhang was angry...

"Rimu, stand up and answer the question! Why did you desert just now!?"

With his left hand behind his back, Li Mu put a letter V for victory, and with his right hand, he pressed Lu Wei, who was half standing and half sitting, back to his seat. He successfully re-attracted the teacher's firepower to himself.

"Oh, I'm previewing and reviewing," he replied.

"Really? How can I see that you can't turn back and forth for more than half a minute?" the teacher asked confidently.It's like grasping the handle of the problem and hitting the key point of the target. In her opinion, the students have no way to refute.

"Of course, I'm constantly previewing, reviewing, and reviewing. I flip through too quickly just to check for gaps and make up for omissions. I don't need to read it too seriously." Ke Limu has her own legitimate reasons.

"Oh, it seems that you have finished your review? Are you confident about the final exam?" Teacher Zhang smiled angrily.

"Yes, yes." Li Mu replied naturally.

Teacher Zhang has never seen such a thick-skinned student. Usually, if he randomly grabs a student and asks so many things, the student has already become frightened. How can he answer fluently like wrangling with her?

(Is it possible that this kid is a talent? Will he achieve great things in the future?)

"Okay, please recite "The Puppet Book of Homecoming" for me." Teacher Zhang had already made a decision, if Li Mu could recite it, he would be let off, and if he couldn't recite it, he would be punished to stand.

Suddenly having to recite an ancient poem is also a difficult problem for the second graders. Many people in the class can't even remember who wrote "The Puppet Book of Returning Home", let alone how to recite the first sentence.Just when some people were thinking hard, unexpectedly, Li Mu dared to continue to provoke the teacher

"Mr. Zhang, do you want me to recite it upright or backwards?"

Can he recite the "Homecoming Puppet Book" backwards?Is Li Mu going crazy today?The students in Class [-] of the second year were surprised, but they inevitably brought some criticism.They didn't know that Li Mu had already made a triple jump plan in his mind to jump to junior high school, high school, and college.

How long will it be if you don't show your "academic ability" at this time? !

If one day he suddenly mentioned skipping a grade to the teacher without saying anything, it would be a wonder if he wasn't treated as a monster!