Cartoonist's Dream

#Ah, the man in front of me is a little man who will be jealous of me.

#My heart becomes beautiful and soft.

#欢迎然你Be my patron saint.

#Always be your beloved girl.

#Forever be your dream lover. [

but--

"It's not allowed to do this." After Lu Hui strongly refused, she felt a little uneasy.

"The reason." Li Mu said with some disappointment.To be rejected so resolutely, he thought to himself: It took two volumes and three chapters to capture her yet, hey, why did I talk about chapters?

"I'm twice your age!"

"Is it just for this reason?" Li Mu raised his eyebrows habitually.

"Yeah, our age gap is too big." This is a gap that cannot be bridged.

"That's great—" Hearing this, Li Mu let out a sigh of relief.Standing on the armrest, there was an imperceptible smile of satisfaction on his face.

"Huh?" Lu Hui was puzzled.Seeing Li Mu's confused expression, he felt a sudden sense of joy.

"If that's the only reason, then there's nothing wrong with it."

"Eh--?"

What do you mean there is no problem? It’s a big problem!Although there were many complaints in her belly, Lu Hui still listened to what he continued to say.

"Although things like numbers play an important role in today's society, even the science of the mind has always sought to use numbers to explain its scientific nature. But ah, sometimes numbers can confuse people's hearts."

"Numbers will confuse people??"

"When I was such a big fertilized egg, you were already a girl older than me now. Aren't our age ratios and body ratios all close to being poor? Not to mention kissing, I can't even hold hands with you. I don't have the most basic human rights, I'd rather talk about marriage with you." Li Mu drew the symbol [∞] with his finger.

The initial fertilized egg is about the same size as a female egg, as small as 02mm, and this average does not include some special cases.To compare a 10-year-old child with 02mm sand, it can indeed be described as the maximum size, and the age is really close to the maximum size.

As a woman, she still remembers this little knowledge, just like a boy knows that a single shot can shoot hundreds of millions of bears. This is the basic knowledge of the physical health of boys and girls.

"..." Lu Hui stood quietly at the corner of the stairs.

The figure standing on the railing looks like a deep and mature man, bringing her indescribable pressure. He stands on the railing mountain and condescends (1 meter tall and 12 meters railing).

"I have spent 9 years and 3 months of my life since I was born, and I am 9 years old; you have spent 18 years and 8 months of my life, and you are 19 years old. I can finally go to the street with you and climb to the same height as you , kiss your mouth." [

"..." Thinking of the touch of Li Mu's tongue and the kiss she had never had before, she blushed and turned her head away.

"Although it's a bit selfish, wait until 9 years later, when I'm 18 and you are 28, both of us have fully developed secondary sexual characteristics, and then we can raise our children together." From declaration of love to life The child declared, looking at Lu Hui who was getting more and more flustered, Li Mu showed an evil smile, "Of course, if you don't mind, you can leave my childlike innocence at any time when I am 13 or 4 years old, I promise Will not resist."

"Tong Tong Tong Tong Tong Zhen!!!" Lu Hui was speechless at Li Mu's bold speech.

(13 or 14 years old, that is, as long as I want, wait another 4 years... and Li Mu will not resist.) Lu Hui's ear roots that had finally cooled down were once again burned red by her delusion, and her earlobes were so delicate and beautiful.

She really is a woman who can't hide her thoughts...

Seeing Lu Hui being so upbeat, Li Mu's eyes almost sparkled with excitement, and he said with a narrow smile: "In order to avoid you from being sentenced to a severe sentence, I suggest that you stop behaving like a beast when you are 26 years old. Of course, even if you Assaulted me when I was 12, and I'll help you keep it a secret."

"Who is so-and-so who is so beastly! Also, why is the age getting younger and younger!" Lu Hui blushed.

What a joke!

Li Mu gave a wonderful praise in his heart, seeing his wife lowered her head, her eyes fell right on his crotch despite expressing her intentions, and complained "not to be outdone":

"I'm so hungry, don't you want it now?!"

"..."

Seeing that Lu Hui didn't answer, Li Mu realized that he might have said something he shouldn't have said, so he smoothed things over and said, "Okay, okay, I won't joke with you. Even if you want it, there is nothing you can do now. After all, I still treat you Can't produce impulses other than love."

(It's not an impulse other than love...Li Mu doesn't have sex yet.) Lu Hui raised her head.She remembered a joke of the sisters in the dormitory: "If a man is castrated and he still says he will continue to love you, then he really loves you."

Although it is inappropriate to think so, Li Mu is indeed equivalent to an eunuch now.His love is not out of sex and desire, but a very pure spiritual love.And judging from his wise performance, he will certainly not mistake other emotions for love.The man in front of him is actually a boy who is mature in thought but immature in body.

"..." This is true love!

"If you want it now, I can help you with my hands and mouth." Limu hooked his little hand.

Mouth is too dirty, maybe such a small fist can be stuffed into...Huh?

"Stop, stop, stop, why would you take a detour to that direction?" Finally, there was a romantic atmosphere.

(It's all because of those weird sleepovers...) Lu Hui shakes off the dirty thoughts she heard in the dormitory, those salty (sexy?) women always regard themselves with boyfriends as " attack" object.

"Then, when I am 90 years old and you are [-] years old, the age difference between us will be doubled and doubled from the original limit to the current one, and it will be shortened to one-tenth in an instant.

"When we have been in love for 1 years, the age gap will be minimized. We will be close together, without any barriers, and inseparable."

While listening to his words, the frail hands were grabbed and held tightly in both of his hands. [

Love to a hundred grandchildren, does it take 1 years to love?

(What do you want me to do to make it so romantic?) Lu Hui was lost in thought, and unconsciously clenched her hands tightly with him.

She looked up at Li Mu.There is a ray of expectation in the corner of Li Mu's mouth. Because he often stays at home painting and does not run in the sun with the bear children, his skin becomes tender and fair, and his face is as white as jade.A fashionable big earphone was hung on the fluttering scarf, and a very mature little leather jacket was worn, which was indeed a bit handsome.

But

"But but..." Guan Shuai is no longer handsome, and it doesn't matter if he looks ugly in the future.

but……

What about Lu Wei?

"Just now! I felt your love." Li Mu licked his tongue.

This action made Lu Hui lower her head in panic, and didn't say anything after the "but".

She knew from the knowledge gained in the dormitory that kissing is also a way to test love.Maybe vulgar men can't tell the difference, but women are delicate and have innate talents.During the process of kissing Li Mu, I felt his kissing style, the light touch of lips, his rapid breathing, his pheromone-rich saliva...

"Don't you feel it?

"my love

"My body temperature

"My heart beats."

These factors can not be controlled by people's thinking.

(By the way, it was a bit of a concern just now) Lu Hui's hand was on Li Mu's left chest

bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang...

"It's jumping a little fast."

Oops.

Li Mu secretly groaned.

Some of the three stages of standing up suddenly from the steps, climbing onto the railing, or sliding down touched the sympathetic nerves, causing a heart attack and rapid rhythm.

A heart attack that may not necessarily be triggered by running ten laps on the playground may be triggered the moment you squat down and stand up.But there is no need to worry. Limu himself remembers very clearly that he had a dozen heart attacks when he was a child. He just needs to find a place to stand or sit quietly and he will be able to recover.This kind of recovery process is not a slow recovery, but a very sudden drop from 200 to 300 minutes to 70 to 90 minutes.There will be heart shock for two or three seconds in the middle.

Stopping the blood supply to the heart for a short time does not cause a shock to the brain.

Before the operation, Li Mu could only stay quietly and wait for self-healing.He was not at all worried that he would die suddenly. Heart diseases such as congenital sinus arrhythmia were more threatening to older people, and much less threatening to young people.

Showing cowardice in front of women to win sympathy is a taboo in love.

"This is the heartbeat of my love for you...Come up with me and sit for a while, and ignore the three aunts and six women below." Li Mu pulled Lu Hui's hand away to invite her to prevent her from continuing to inquire.

"Ah."

******

"It's done, here it is."

Li Mu on the plastic chair took out a blank piece of paper from the script writing paper.While silently writing something on the manuscript paper, he quietly passed the vigorous onset period.Fortunately, it was not discovered during the period, and Lu Hui, who secretly said, was indeed a woman who had become thick in some key places.

"What is it?" Lu Hui who endured the long silence was relieved.Hastily took the note, looked at it under the light of the roof, and saw that it was written in steady handwriting [I, Li Mu, at 1999:2 p.m. Lu Hui is his wife...]

"This, is this a society?" He bit his tongue.

"Guarantee letter." Since he was born ten years younger than his wife, he had been her follower before the relocation, and after marriage, he often wrote [guarantee letters] for trivial matters.For example, promise not to answer the client's phone call while giving Lixiong Liluo a bath, Lu Hui is always worried that the child will accidentally drown in the bathtub.

In other words, Li Mu always felt that the two brats stood up a chest above the bathtub, and he was a little wronged about this matter, but it was stupid to reason with women about children.It was as if she said that to her at the time, but she asked the child what to do if the child slipped and fell in the bathtub and couldn't get up while playing with foam?

This is obviously a low-probability event, but as long as there is a probability, she will hold on to it. She is careless at critical moments, but overly careful in trivial matters...

"Idiot Wood, why write a guarantee letter?" Lu Hui pretended to be angry, but the joy on her face and her rosy cheeks couldn't be faked.

"Like me, I will definitely be considered a celebrity in the future. If you wait for you to marry, you can take out this piece of paper and tell the media that I don't keep my promise. The so-called people can't be trusted, this kind of This matter will have an impact on the military, political and commercial circles." Li Mu said solemnly.

"..."

"Have you promised to marry me?"

"You are just a piece of wood." Lu Hui crumpled the letter of guarantee into a ball.

"Oh, it's true." Li Mu patted his forehead and apologized, "I'm sorry, my mood quotient is a little low."

When it came to an end, I stood up and took two steps, stretched out beside the vine support, and pulled the switch of the support, and the light went out instantly...

Above the night sky, the continuous clouds finally let out the waning moon, and the waning moon projected and filtered into strands of light between the edges of the clouds.A figure sat gracefully, with flowing long hair like a silk curtain; a figure crawled on the table, leaning over and reaching for the most beautiful flower.Two thin lips kiss together again