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947 Auspicious Yun's Old Daoist Tricks People
"Old Daoist, why are you here? You know I'm here?" Seeing the old Daoist Xiangyun with a smile on his face, Yun Kai was beyond surprised!
Can this old Taoist really be able to pinch and count, even where he is?
"Boy, don't respect the old and love the young, and don't be afraid of being struck by lightning!" Xiangyun's face was full of pain, but he pretended to be inscrutable: "As for why you know you are here? I am an old man. Who? If you count your fingers, you will know where you are and what you are doing. Did xxoo feel good just now? A lot of words, alas, it is a pity, it is a pity that your life is not long...There are so many beautiful beauties around you and such a big man All the inheritance will belong to someone else..."
The old man's words were like a heavy hammer hitting Yun Fei's chest, and he almost spat out a mouthful of black blood...
Is this old saying true?The knot in my heart has just been unraveled by Li Lu, and I am not going to get entangled in this matter anymore. Could it be that this matter is really a disaster of life?What can I do?
"Come on, old man with a stinky nose, if you scare him again, don't expect me to lead you in the future! You can't even find a direction in the city, so it's not embarrassing!" At this time, Wang Zixin, who was pinching her nose, came from behind the old man He got out and looked at the old man with dissatisfaction.Yun Fei believed in fate very much, and believed in these things, which is something that everyone close to him knows.
"Nimma, old man, I'm not afraid that your patriarch will throw a few thunders from the sky and take you away!" Hearing Wang Zixin's words, Yun Fei, who was pale, was relieved. This old man with a nose was scaring himself. Woolen cloth.
"Boy, Master Dao has been upset with you for a long time, what's wrong with scaring you? Come and bite me if you have the ability!"
For Yun Fei, he was really speechless.
"Then you can play here by yourself, brother is leaving. Wang Zixin, get in my car, and wait for him to play here by himself. After a few days, brother is free. Destroy your broken Taoist temple!" Seeing the old man's look of wanting to be beaten, Yun Fei felt that if this continues, he must be beaten to relieve his anger.
Although this old man is almost over a hundred years old, his personality is similar to that of a child. He likes to tease people very much, and when he is not teasing people, he has an unpredictable face. too much.
"Old Daoist, I didn't invite you to get into my car, where you can stay where it's cool..." Yang Jun just opened the car door.The old Xiangyun sneaked in nimbly, and Yun Feidan was in pain when he saw it, "You are not afraid that your old bones will not be able to withstand tossing!" "I heard that your car is the best car in the entire southwest I haven't been in a car a few times in my life..." Xiangyun said with a rascal wink at Yunfei.
Yun Fei was suddenly annoyed.
It's not that he thinks this old man is sloppy, this old man deliberately makes it disgusting.
After getting into the car and keeping a distance from the old Taoist, Yunfei asked him: "Old Taoist, you said that you no longer have a pleasant environment where you play with monkeys in a place with clear water, and you have nothing to do when you come to Rongcheng. What are you doing here? I'm not afraid that the worldly world will pollute your old ways..."
"Old Daoist, I am here to practice in the world of mortals. From my point of view, it is for entering the world..." The old Daoist did not take off his shoes, so he put his legs on the expensive leather chair, and waved the dust in his hands, looking serious said.
This old man fooled Yun Fei many times.Now of course I won't believe him.
"Old Daoist, come to Rongcheng to find me in such a hurry, just tell me what you need. Don't say that your rhetoric is for me to alleviate disasters, you know. Back then, Qingyang Old Daoist was not able to say anything to me. If disasters are reduced...you will lose all face of Sanqing patriarchs if you are like this, don't be afraid that they will crawl out from the ground to deal with you..." Yun Fei roughly interrupted the old Taoist's chattering language.Said with a wicked smile,
This old Taoist is not as serious as Qingyang old Taoist.
It is probably because of this that he was not left here to inherit the mantle.
"Boy, can you be rude to Patriarch Sanqing!" For Yunfei, the old Taoist Xiangyun was very helpless, "However, I really came to relieve you from disasters..."
When Yun Fei heard the old man's words, he immediately laughed: "Are you talking about what is wrong with me now?"
Originally, he thought that he was really in a lot of trouble during this period of time, but when this old man pretended to be unpredictable here, he immediately lost that thought.If there really was a disaster, this old man probably wouldn't come looking for him.
This old Taoist is not the kind of fake Taoist priest who holds a copy of the Book of Changes on the street to tell fortunes, but a Taoist priest who truly inherits Taoist culture.
However, this guy seems to belong to the Huoju Taoist Priest belonging to the Zhengyi Sect of Taoism, and he is very different from the ordained Taoist priests of the Quanzhen Sect.Of course, Yunfei is not at all clear about this matter, because the Taoist priests of the Quanzhen Sect do not touch meat, but this old Taoist seems to not eat beef, pigeons and other creatures that are spiritual creatures in Taoism. Eat everything except meat.
Strictly speaking, this old way is a demon way!
"Boy, do you feel more and more powerless every time you have sex? Even so, do you want to do that thing more and more? I am an old man who watches the sky at night and calculates it with my fingers. I know that this is a sign of a catastrophe... ..." The old man still had a smile on his face.
Hearing his words, the smile on Yun Fei's face froze immediately...
"Master Daoist, should our boss plop on his knees at this time, and then shout 'Master Daoist, save me'?" At this moment, Yun Fei's heart was really in a mess.If it wasn't for Wang Zixin's voice, Yun Fei might have really done this.
"Uh..." It was the holy old Taoist Xiangyun who was dumbfounded by the smiling Wang Zixin's words.
Wang Zixin didn't believe this.
"Prince Daoist, is there a way to resolve it?" Yun Fei pulled Wang Zixin, and asked the old Taoist Xiangyun with a serious face.
Once, he was a man of no faith.
Now, he is still a man of no faith.
But God let him come to this world, sometimes, he had to believe it.So he gave himself a very suitable identity, not a firm believer!That is to say, the kind of person who usually does not burn incense and just hugs Buddha's feet temporarily.
What the old Taoist was talking about was the situation he was encountering now, and in Li Lu's office, if it used to be, it would have taken more than half an hour to withdraw the money, but now, he surrendered the gun in less than 10 minutes...
In the end, Li Lu, who was in high spirits, was full of resentment, Yun Fei ran away...
Many of the emotional breakdowns between two people were caused by this incident.
Yun Fei naturally didn't want such a situation to happen, otherwise, these women would not be able to be satisfied in the future, and ran out to find ducks, wouldn't Boss Yun's head be green?Although Li Lu and others don't know how to do it, he has to think so, doesn't he?
Hearing Yun Fei's words, the old Taoist Xiangyun immediately took out a jade bottle that looked like a gourd from his arms mysteriously: "This is the secret of my Taoist sect, the I Ching Cutting Pill, the formula has long been lost, and it is preserved in the whole world. But not much. How about a bottle?"
"Master Daoist, you might as well give him a bottle of ten strong tonic pills. He has a kidney deficiency at most..." Wang Zixin saw a smile flash across the face of the old Daoist, although it disappeared quickly, but in her eyes In terms of position, it is very obvious.
This old man is definitely fooling Yunfei.
"Little girl, don't think that Yunfei is okay with you, but also with other women..." Old Taoist Xiangyun became angry immediately, this girl is too ignorant of good and bad!Always dismantling his own platform, he was just going to get some money from Yun Fei, why is it so difficult.
You know, this is the first time Xiangyun Old Daoist has done this.
"Tch, old man, I have nothing to do with her..." Hearing what the old man said, Wang Zixin panicked.
There are absolutely not many people who know about the affairs between him and Yun Fei, but she, Yun Fei, and the two bodyguards beside Yun Fei. Even if he is on a business trip, he sneaks into Yun Fei's room carefully, for fear that others will find out.
"It doesn't matter, it still exists. Boy Yun, think about it, please go back from the old Taoist, after eating, the old Taoist I will teach you a set of cultivation skills, not to mention the girls around you, just Ten or eight more will be fine..." Seeing that the shocked Wang Zixin stopped interjecting, the old Taoist immediately accelerated his temptation to Yun Fei.
The monks are all masters of the world, often buying things is not called buying, but called please.
Please go back, that's something that can only be done with considerable devotion, isn't it...
"Old Daoist, tell me, how much does it cost..." The corners of Yun Fei's mouth twitched, this old Daoist looked like an idler, but now he turned into a typical small businessman.
The appearance of this worldly expert was immediately ruined by the wretched expression on his face...
"It's vulgar to talk about money. Daoist, I didn't save you for money." Upon hearing Yun Fei's words, the old Taoist looked contemptuous, "Of course, after all, the formula of this stuff has been lost, and the rest of the world Not much. This is transferring the chances of other predestined people to you, so naturally you have to make some compensation..."
"How much?" The old man's words pained Yun Feidan unceasingly.
If you want money, just say it, it's so boring to have to beat around the bush here.
"88..." The old Taoist spit out the number that surprised Yun Fei.
"..." Yun Fei was speechless for a moment. This old man has never been tempted by these stupid things. Why did he suddenly ask for so much money now?
"Master Dao, have you taken the elixir of immortality? It costs nearly a million!" At this moment, Wang Zixin could no longer care about the matter between himself and Yun Fei. How does the old Taoist know.
This old Taoist is obviously lying to Yun Fei, if it gets out, God knows how many people will come to him in the future.
"Old Dao, what do you want so much money for? Give me a reason, let alone a million, I will give you everything!" Hearing what the old Dao said, Yun Fei immediately laughed.This old man and this medicine are definitely fooling him.
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Can this old Taoist really be able to pinch and count, even where he is?
"Boy, don't respect the old and love the young, and don't be afraid of being struck by lightning!" Xiangyun's face was full of pain, but he pretended to be inscrutable: "As for why you know you are here? I am an old man. Who? If you count your fingers, you will know where you are and what you are doing. Did xxoo feel good just now? A lot of words, alas, it is a pity, it is a pity that your life is not long...There are so many beautiful beauties around you and such a big man All the inheritance will belong to someone else..."
The old man's words were like a heavy hammer hitting Yun Fei's chest, and he almost spat out a mouthful of black blood...
Is this old saying true?The knot in my heart has just been unraveled by Li Lu, and I am not going to get entangled in this matter anymore. Could it be that this matter is really a disaster of life?What can I do?
"Come on, old man with a stinky nose, if you scare him again, don't expect me to lead you in the future! You can't even find a direction in the city, so it's not embarrassing!" At this time, Wang Zixin, who was pinching her nose, came from behind the old man He got out and looked at the old man with dissatisfaction.Yun Fei believed in fate very much, and believed in these things, which is something that everyone close to him knows.
"Nimma, old man, I'm not afraid that your patriarch will throw a few thunders from the sky and take you away!" Hearing Wang Zixin's words, Yun Fei, who was pale, was relieved. This old man with a nose was scaring himself. Woolen cloth.
"Boy, Master Dao has been upset with you for a long time, what's wrong with scaring you? Come and bite me if you have the ability!"
For Yun Fei, he was really speechless.
"Then you can play here by yourself, brother is leaving. Wang Zixin, get in my car, and wait for him to play here by himself. After a few days, brother is free. Destroy your broken Taoist temple!" Seeing the old man's look of wanting to be beaten, Yun Fei felt that if this continues, he must be beaten to relieve his anger.
Although this old man is almost over a hundred years old, his personality is similar to that of a child. He likes to tease people very much, and when he is not teasing people, he has an unpredictable face. too much.
"Old Daoist, I didn't invite you to get into my car, where you can stay where it's cool..." Yang Jun just opened the car door.The old Xiangyun sneaked in nimbly, and Yun Feidan was in pain when he saw it, "You are not afraid that your old bones will not be able to withstand tossing!" "I heard that your car is the best car in the entire southwest I haven't been in a car a few times in my life..." Xiangyun said with a rascal wink at Yunfei.
Yun Fei was suddenly annoyed.
It's not that he thinks this old man is sloppy, this old man deliberately makes it disgusting.
After getting into the car and keeping a distance from the old Taoist, Yunfei asked him: "Old Taoist, you said that you no longer have a pleasant environment where you play with monkeys in a place with clear water, and you have nothing to do when you come to Rongcheng. What are you doing here? I'm not afraid that the worldly world will pollute your old ways..."
"Old Daoist, I am here to practice in the world of mortals. From my point of view, it is for entering the world..." The old Daoist did not take off his shoes, so he put his legs on the expensive leather chair, and waved the dust in his hands, looking serious said.
This old man fooled Yun Fei many times.Now of course I won't believe him.
"Old Daoist, come to Rongcheng to find me in such a hurry, just tell me what you need. Don't say that your rhetoric is for me to alleviate disasters, you know. Back then, Qingyang Old Daoist was not able to say anything to me. If disasters are reduced...you will lose all face of Sanqing patriarchs if you are like this, don't be afraid that they will crawl out from the ground to deal with you..." Yun Fei roughly interrupted the old Taoist's chattering language.Said with a wicked smile,
This old Taoist is not as serious as Qingyang old Taoist.
It is probably because of this that he was not left here to inherit the mantle.
"Boy, can you be rude to Patriarch Sanqing!" For Yunfei, the old Taoist Xiangyun was very helpless, "However, I really came to relieve you from disasters..."
When Yun Fei heard the old man's words, he immediately laughed: "Are you talking about what is wrong with me now?"
Originally, he thought that he was really in a lot of trouble during this period of time, but when this old man pretended to be unpredictable here, he immediately lost that thought.If there really was a disaster, this old man probably wouldn't come looking for him.
This old Taoist is not the kind of fake Taoist priest who holds a copy of the Book of Changes on the street to tell fortunes, but a Taoist priest who truly inherits Taoist culture.
However, this guy seems to belong to the Huoju Taoist Priest belonging to the Zhengyi Sect of Taoism, and he is very different from the ordained Taoist priests of the Quanzhen Sect.Of course, Yunfei is not at all clear about this matter, because the Taoist priests of the Quanzhen Sect do not touch meat, but this old Taoist seems to not eat beef, pigeons and other creatures that are spiritual creatures in Taoism. Eat everything except meat.
Strictly speaking, this old way is a demon way!
"Boy, do you feel more and more powerless every time you have sex? Even so, do you want to do that thing more and more? I am an old man who watches the sky at night and calculates it with my fingers. I know that this is a sign of a catastrophe... ..." The old man still had a smile on his face.
Hearing his words, the smile on Yun Fei's face froze immediately...
"Master Daoist, should our boss plop on his knees at this time, and then shout 'Master Daoist, save me'?" At this moment, Yun Fei's heart was really in a mess.If it wasn't for Wang Zixin's voice, Yun Fei might have really done this.
"Uh..." It was the holy old Taoist Xiangyun who was dumbfounded by the smiling Wang Zixin's words.
Wang Zixin didn't believe this.
"Prince Daoist, is there a way to resolve it?" Yun Fei pulled Wang Zixin, and asked the old Taoist Xiangyun with a serious face.
Once, he was a man of no faith.
Now, he is still a man of no faith.
But God let him come to this world, sometimes, he had to believe it.So he gave himself a very suitable identity, not a firm believer!That is to say, the kind of person who usually does not burn incense and just hugs Buddha's feet temporarily.
What the old Taoist was talking about was the situation he was encountering now, and in Li Lu's office, if it used to be, it would have taken more than half an hour to withdraw the money, but now, he surrendered the gun in less than 10 minutes...
In the end, Li Lu, who was in high spirits, was full of resentment, Yun Fei ran away...
Many of the emotional breakdowns between two people were caused by this incident.
Yun Fei naturally didn't want such a situation to happen, otherwise, these women would not be able to be satisfied in the future, and ran out to find ducks, wouldn't Boss Yun's head be green?Although Li Lu and others don't know how to do it, he has to think so, doesn't he?
Hearing Yun Fei's words, the old Taoist Xiangyun immediately took out a jade bottle that looked like a gourd from his arms mysteriously: "This is the secret of my Taoist sect, the I Ching Cutting Pill, the formula has long been lost, and it is preserved in the whole world. But not much. How about a bottle?"
"Master Daoist, you might as well give him a bottle of ten strong tonic pills. He has a kidney deficiency at most..." Wang Zixin saw a smile flash across the face of the old Daoist, although it disappeared quickly, but in her eyes In terms of position, it is very obvious.
This old man is definitely fooling Yunfei.
"Little girl, don't think that Yunfei is okay with you, but also with other women..." Old Taoist Xiangyun became angry immediately, this girl is too ignorant of good and bad!Always dismantling his own platform, he was just going to get some money from Yun Fei, why is it so difficult.
You know, this is the first time Xiangyun Old Daoist has done this.
"Tch, old man, I have nothing to do with her..." Hearing what the old man said, Wang Zixin panicked.
There are absolutely not many people who know about the affairs between him and Yun Fei, but she, Yun Fei, and the two bodyguards beside Yun Fei. Even if he is on a business trip, he sneaks into Yun Fei's room carefully, for fear that others will find out.
"It doesn't matter, it still exists. Boy Yun, think about it, please go back from the old Taoist, after eating, the old Taoist I will teach you a set of cultivation skills, not to mention the girls around you, just Ten or eight more will be fine..." Seeing that the shocked Wang Zixin stopped interjecting, the old Taoist immediately accelerated his temptation to Yun Fei.
The monks are all masters of the world, often buying things is not called buying, but called please.
Please go back, that's something that can only be done with considerable devotion, isn't it...
"Old Daoist, tell me, how much does it cost..." The corners of Yun Fei's mouth twitched, this old Daoist looked like an idler, but now he turned into a typical small businessman.
The appearance of this worldly expert was immediately ruined by the wretched expression on his face...
"It's vulgar to talk about money. Daoist, I didn't save you for money." Upon hearing Yun Fei's words, the old Taoist looked contemptuous, "Of course, after all, the formula of this stuff has been lost, and the rest of the world Not much. This is transferring the chances of other predestined people to you, so naturally you have to make some compensation..."
"How much?" The old man's words pained Yun Feidan unceasingly.
If you want money, just say it, it's so boring to have to beat around the bush here.
"88..." The old Taoist spit out the number that surprised Yun Fei.
"..." Yun Fei was speechless for a moment. This old man has never been tempted by these stupid things. Why did he suddenly ask for so much money now?
"Master Dao, have you taken the elixir of immortality? It costs nearly a million!" At this moment, Wang Zixin could no longer care about the matter between himself and Yun Fei. How does the old Taoist know.
This old Taoist is obviously lying to Yun Fei, if it gets out, God knows how many people will come to him in the future.
"Old Dao, what do you want so much money for? Give me a reason, let alone a million, I will give you everything!" Hearing what the old Dao said, Yun Fei immediately laughed.This old man and this medicine are definitely fooling him.
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