Predatory map of ominous birds

Chang'an City, the largest city in the world, with a population of one million, is the capital of the Great Tang Dynasty.The city is extremely prosperous, especially the wine, sex and wealth in Changle Square is the best in the world, and anyone with a little spare money wants to come to play in their dreams.

On this day, in an upper room of the No. [-] brothel "Chunfeng Building" in Changle Square, two men surrounded a group of prostitutes and were drinking flower wine.One of them was a burly man with a big black hairy chest, holding a large bowl full of wine in one hand, and with the other hand he fumbled on the body of the half-naked prostitute in his arms, causing the The woman gasped and smiled.

The same is true of another man with an ordinary face, hugging two beautiful women with almost naked upper body on the left and right, one of the women is toasting the man with a wine glass, and the other prostitute is serving the man. His hands also wandered over the two prostitutes like the strong man, making the two women dodge with charming smiles.There are three or four beautiful women joking and playing around, and the whole room is full of spring.

"Brother Niu, how about this flirtatious battle? Can this Chang'an Chunfeng Building still come? Hahahaha. Come on, the chick will give you another laugh."

"Hahahaha, Xiongtai is indeed a member of my generation! I have never enjoyed such a romantic relationship since I was born! Come on, come on, today you and I will drink wine and fight the pink-headed army for [-] rounds! Look at you and me Whoever throws away his armor and flees first!"

It turned out that Bo Fu invited the Bull Demon King to Chang'an to drink flower wine. The Bull Demon King is also a veteran of flowers. He has a wife at home and has a mistress outside.Bo Fu and the Bull Demon King can be said to have similar tastes, the two guys hit it off, either I invite you or you invite me, it can be described as a model of wine and meat friends.

This time, Bofu originally invited the Bull Demon King and the yellow-robed monster to Chang'an Hutianhudi. The yellow-robed monster recently robbed Mrs. Yazhai, but instead he was eaten by the woman and was not allowed to come out to mess around at will. The Bull Demon King rushed to Bo Fu's place immediately.Bofu spent thousands of dollars and booked a room in the best brothel in Chang'an, and summoned the flamboyant and coquettish fan to serve him and the Bull Demon King. Call.

Lao Niu was originally an arty person, and he used to like to chat with brothel prostitutes about his nonsense poetic sentiments, but now Bo Fu pulled him over, this Niu Tou originally saw that these fans who only had good looks and coquettishness were not very good Satisfied, but when Bo Fu talked about the dirty jokes on the wine tables of the later generations, and played the small games in the nightclubs of the later generations, such as "walking the bird", "roaming the world", "king game", "ice and snow" and other yellow The games came out one by one, which made Lao Niu amazed, and immediately threw the literary middle-aged skin out of the sky.

Two bad middle-aged people were having a good time, and they couldn't bear it during the dinner and started messing around.He didn't leave the brothel gate for three days and three nights. Finally, Bo Fu saw that the money he got from cheating in the past was almost enough, so he settled the bill and went out of the brothel with the Bull Demon King.

"Brother Big Bird Wang really lives up to his reputation! He is amazing! Next time I go to Yangzhou to drink flower wine, I will play host to Lao Niu! Bring my second brother Jiao Demon King to drink with him! Hahahaha, it really is happy and happy!" Bull Demon King laughed loudly Fu's shoulders set a date for the next time they went out and fucked.

"Hehehe, the Bull Demon King is indeed an old customer in Huajian, and he is a strong player! Three days and three nights, the golden gun will not fall! I admire you! Next time you go to Yangzhou, a certain family will definitely beat you as an old cow!" Uncle Fu shook his head and sighed, and made an oath.

"Hahaha, Lao Niu, I have a deep cultivation, you little bird king can't beat me!" Lao Niu also started to boast.

"Brother Bird King, Lao Niu, if I have something to do at home, I will go first. Next time I go to Yangzhou, Lao Niu will order my servants to notify my brother first. See you in Yangzhou!"

"Okay! This time, you will be poor, old cow!" Bofu replied, watching the Bull Demon King get on the water-piercing golden-eyed beast-changing horse and leave the east gate of Chang'an.

"What fun things can we do now? By the way..." Bo Fu laughed lewdly, and a golden pill that Laojun snatched appeared in his hand, and one appeared with a random move. Bowl full of water.Bo Fu threw the golden elixir into the water, took out the golden elixir a while later, added a bowl of honey and flour to it, and made twelve dark golden elixirs.

Bo Fu picked up the pill and staggered towards Chang'an Daming Palace.

In the dead of night, the Daming Palace was completely silent, the guards on duty were still changing shifts outside the gate of the palace, and the little yellow gate and maids inside the gate were already soundly asleep.A figure majesticly walked through the gate, and wherever he went, the little yellow gates, maids, and guards were all asleep.In the Ganlu Hall, Li Shimin was sleeping soundly with the beauty in his arms, when suddenly a palpitation caused Li Shimin to wake up suddenly.Li Shimin is the emperor on horseback, and immediately felt that the situation was not right. The inside and outside of the hall were too quiet. I lit the candle on the table and looked at Li Shimin's book.

Immediately the emperor Li Shimin was alarmed immediately, knowing that this person could enter his bedroom without a sound, he must not be an ordinary person, so he returned his hand and gave the beauty a light blow on the back of the neck, knocking the woman into a coma so as not to let the woman scream in case she screamed. People's lives are bad.

Li Shimin knew very well that the man knew he had woken up, so he sat up and said, "Who are you? Why did you enter my bedroom at night?"

"Sure enough, he is the Son of Heaven, full of courage! Under the Sonic Mountain Ren family, the name is not worth mentioning, so let's not say it."

"You are not a mortal!" Li Shimin saw the guards outside the door, the little yellow gate, and the maid who were sleeping soundly.

"Oh, Your Majesty is looking at why the images of the two princes in front of the door failed to suppress the ghosts? Haha, the person on this portrait has experienced many battles, and his murderous aura is enough to suppress all the ghosts in the sky and the world, but it is useless to me. But Your Majesty need not worry, if a certain family wanted to kill the king, they would have done it long ago, so why wait until now. To tell the truth, I came here tonight to give His Majesty the elixir. I know that His Majesty likes to take the golden elixir made by Taoist priests on weekdays. , It’s a pity that most of them are useless! Now I leave twelve golden pills, Your Majesty can take them by yourself. Note, each person can only take one pill per life!” Bo Fu said to Li Shimin.

"The immortal master gave me the golden elixir? Does this elixir have a name? How effective is it?" Li Shimin lost his head when he heard the golden elixir.

"This elixir was refined by your majesty's ancestors in the sky. It is called 'Dragon and Tiger Golden Pill'. Its effect is to make people live without disease or disaster. If your majesty is going to war for many years, the old wounds over the years will make your life short. Forty, even if the underworld used to prolong your Majesty's life for a century, you will not survive sixty years. This pill can guarantee your Majesty's life beyond eighty, but your Majesty will not live forever if you are a master, this is the limit of being a master." Bo Fu began to fool Li Shimin, but It is true that this golden elixir water can indeed live forever.

Before Li Shimin could ask again, Bo Fu went away in a gust of breeze. "Hey hey, let's make a change for your Journey to the West first. Anyway, Li Shimin doesn't care about my shit for as long as he lives. Let's see what fun things will happen!"

All the way to the west, Bofu came to the outside of the Black Wind Cave. The black bear spirit in this cave is a rare monster with orthodox inheritance. He can even talk about the technique of longevity and long-sightedness with Buddhists. Because of this, the black bear spirit is inevitable. Orthodox is boring.Bo Fu flew over the Heifeng Cave, and seeing a burst of Buddha's auspicious aura shining below, he knew something had happened, and this black bear spirit was going to be in trouble, but Bo Fu had no friendship with him, so he didn't bother to remind the bear spirit. Seeing that Tang Seng was still white and fat, the monkey made Bofu take a few more glances.

I saw this monkey, which was no more than five feet tall, bouncing around, without a moment of peace.Bofu's eyes can see much farther than Sun Wukong's golden eyes, "This monkey is really big, and a five-foot-tall monkey can indeed be called the monkey king. I don't know if this monkey brain is delicious in the future. What pops out doesn't necessarily have meat." After looking at it, Bo Fu turned around and went west.