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Shaoyang's potion this time was unfortunately eaten by the strong black man. The reason why the potion is called a potion is because of its completely unreasonable characteristics-this thing is completely unreasonable. The beneficiary is determined by who intends to use it, so there is no way that the guy who takes the potion will fall in love with a character other than everyone who wants to use the potion.

So Shaoyang was tragic.

Winter Katz is a strong man with a height of two meters and a weight of 120 kilograms.On this day, he was shot in the heart by the golden arrow of Cupid, the charming bald head in front of him, the cute shrinking expression, and the delicate and thin body like a flower, all of which made the tall and strong Katz... Fascinated by God...

Shaoyang saw the added coffee being drunk by a grizzly-like black man. Although he didn't really believe that this potion would really work, he looked at the black buddy's eyes as if The glow of a bull in heat.Shaoyang inexplicably felt that his chrysanthemum was in pain, and he was very flustered, "Could it be that this magic medicine is really effective? It must be fake!! Maybe it's a hun medicine for animals!" But this guy finally found an excuse and slipped away quickly.

Shaoyang was walking back to the temple, the street lamp cast his shadow long ahead, and suddenly a huge black shadow covered his shadow.Shaoyang looked back in shock—he only saw the dazzling white plate-shaped object in the pitch black... "This is? Is this a tooth?" Shaoyang just thought of this, and his head froze. Lost consciousness in pain. [

When Shaoyang woke up, he found that his buttocks were in pain as if they were split open, and he seemed to be lifted up by a pair of big claws, as if there was a huge figure moving behind him, following the movement of this figure , Shaoyang's chrysanthemum felt as if there was a red-hot iron rod prying back and forth in the side pain...

No matter how stupid Shaoyang was, he still knew that he was being analed by that black man... The huge sense of humiliation and pain made this guy scream. "Ah, love, are you awake? Let's get along well..." A string of babbled foreign language burst out, but Shaoyang didn't understand—he passed out from the pain again...

Bofu was also killing time in the store with his computer on that day, and Xiaobai had already been released by this guy, lying happily by the door, gnawing on a big meaty bone thrown by Bofu.Suddenly, Xiaobai stood up and barked. "Okay, Xiaobai, it's a guest. Stop barking and go eat in the garden."

A monk with a face like a ghost walked in. Bo Fu took a look and was startled: "This master? You look dead. It's better to go home and recite the scriptures of the past." The monk The walking movement is very strange, as if the butthole is clamped, the thigh does not move, and the body is moved only with the calf.As soon as the monk saw Bofu, he immediately threw himself on the counter. "Benefactor!! Your potion is so effective!! Sell me another trial pack. This time I must succeed!"

Bo Fu looked at it for a long time, "You are...you are that monk named... Shaoyang? Although this magic medicine is effective, it won't make you look like this, right? Young people should pay attention to their health... ...the trial pack is indeed still available, but this time it costs 5 yuan a piece, and in the future you will either buy the official bottled pack, or you won't have any." Bofu took out another capsule as he spoke.

Shaoyang ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for a long time, tried hard to take out five banknotes from his pocket, slapped them on the counter, grabbed the capsule, leaned on the wall and moved out the door with his asshole in between.

Bo Fu already knew the ins and outs, and he looked at Shaoyang's back full of sympathy, "It's luck to have such an oolong, and it's luck not to be killed by the anus - after all, that Katz has a two-foot-long donkey Ah...poor little monk Shaoyang."

At this time, the fake old-fashioned telephone on the counter of Bofu rang.Bo Fu picked up the phone, "Hey, this is an antique shop. What's the matter?" This guy's service attitude has always been so awesome.

The voice on the phone seemed surprised by this awesome service attitude, but it didn't take long before it turned into giggles.With laughter, the door was opened, and a beautiful woman with a small flip phone walked in.

"Mr. Bofu, is this how you usually answer calls from potential customers?"

"Well... by the way, are you free today, otherwise how would you come here. Miss Lingzi." Bo Fu laughed and turned around. "You came to see my shop, please take a look."

In fact, this beauty doesn't have much interest in antiques, but since she came to an antique shop, it's okay to look around.But after looking at it, I immediately became interested.

"Mr. Bofu, is this really China's 5000-year-old secret medicine—the elixir of resurrection? Is this really an ancient Egyptian gold beetle amulet from 3000 years ago..." Miss Lingzi chattered Zhuo Bofu pointed to the antiques on his shelf and asked.

"This... I don't tell ordinary people. But since Miss Ito Reiko asked, then I will answer you. You must not tell others—these are all fake antiques! But absolutely not It's a money-swindling fake!" Bo Fu said categorically, completely ignoring Miss Ito Reiko's contemptuous gaze.

"You see, this life-returning pill is absolutely true. When a person is about to die of hunger and thirst, taking a pill of this medicine will immediately save him! What? You say this is the ancient marching pill? Miss You are wrong, this is a life-saving marching pill! The effect is much better than those balls made of honey and starch. And look at this amulet, I guarantee that the scarab inside is caught from Egypt! And the outer bread It is absolutely pure gold! Never cut corners. What? Do you think there is a power to drive away evil? Maybe there may be, after all, there is no evidence that it has no effect at all, right?" Bofu replied eloquently to Ito Miss, but his sophistry just made the beauty laugh, and Bo Fu laughed himself at the end, "That's right, look at the price on my list. If someone will buy it, then let this kind of person buy it." It's normal to have money..." At this time, the love potion had mysteriously disappeared from the shelf...

Not long after, Bo Fu sent the beauty away, but after talking and laughing, he still treated her to a meal.This time Bofu still didn't ask Ito Reiko any personal questions, and sent her away just like last time.

On the other side, Shaoyang pinched the capsule in his hand and muttered: "Miss Hunfeng! This time, I must let you eat my magic medicine!"

Bo Fu returned to the store, and wrote in a messy notebook: "A bottle of potion is expected to be sold..." Then he sold that bottle of potion Received it under the counter, waiting for that Shaoyang bald donkey to come to buy this thing again.

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