The Book of Appreciation
Chapter 340 Professor Wu Has Many Girlfriends
Wu Di gasped, more than 2000 people!What a scene that must be!In an instant, he had the urge to turn around and leave. It's still a matter of control. As soon as he takes the stage, he will be completely suppressed by the elite among the more than 2000 elites, the proud son at the top of the ivory tower!
The robot cat was also terrified. He had seen many scenes with more than a thousand people in the army, but it was a disciplined army, and everyone was neat and motionless like nails.But what about here?Here are all students who are famous for their freedom of thought and activeness, and to put it bluntly, they are afraid that the world will not be chaotic!
He started the car and turned to look at Wu Di. His eyes didn't look like he was asking how to get to the central auditorium, but he was clearly saying:
"Fifth brother, how about we withdraw?"
Wu Di pursed his lips and nodded, saying:
"Ms. Li, thank you. I think I already know how to do it. It's really unexpected to receive such a grand welcome in Beijing University, but I don't think I will discredit our teacher's team."
When Land Rover walked around the central auditorium, you could still see sporadic students rushing towards this side. The gates opened in the hole not far away seemed to be a passage leading to the kingdom of light, because behind it, the lights were bright, Life is full of excitement.
Going around to the back door of the auditorium, Wu Di couldn't help frowning when he saw that there were still more than a dozen students waiting here.Teacher Li smiled and said:
"It seems that Professor Wu's reputation is comparable to some popular stars! The children of Beijing University are very picky, and sometimes we are not sure what they will go after. For example, when the famous "zipper door" president came last time, the backstage No one blocked him."
Wu Di couldn't help but smile wryly, when can he be compared with that big guy in "Zipper Door"?That hapless buddy's scandal is more famous than his presidency.It just seems that he is not very innocent. If these students know that he is living with two elf-like girls openly at the same time, will he quickly become notorious?
"They're probably here for the two questions you just mentioned, Mr. Li. I've explained them thoroughly today, and I guess no one will be interested in me next time. Hehe, let's go, everyone can rest easy after the lecture. !"
When the group of students saw the car approaching slowly, they immediately surrounded them. Teacher Li said with a smile:
"Let's put down the window and say hello, the students here are quite orderly."
Wu Di had no choice but to put down the car window, stuck his head out, showed a smiling face, and waved his hands.But to his surprise, the reaction over there was not enthusiastic, there were no cheers, and even the few people who waved their hands were lazy.Then he heard someone whispering:
"How? I said he is very dark?"
"Tch, the light is so dim, of course it looks dark!"
"You are stupid, don't you see that his face is almost the same color as the car window? Remember, don't play tricks, two chicken legs, everyone present has a share..."
The car had slid far away, but Wu Di could still hear the faint voices of arguing.It seems that although I don't know how effective this lecture is, at least these days' favored people are still very interested in him!I'm stuck!
If a person has never been on stage in public, he will never know what it is like to face an entire auditorium and even the aisles full of people.Especially when these people silently pay attention to you collectively, the pressure will make you feel dizzy, just like Wu Di now.
In his opinion, the feeling of being scorched by three thousand eyes is a bit like observing porcelain with a microscope. Any flaw will be infinitely magnified, and anything you want to hide will be spread out mercilessly. before the eyes of the public.
He pressed his hands on the table, let out a slow breath, calmed down, and started the first lecture in his life.
"Standing in this place, I really have a guilty conscience. As an undergraduate who has only graduated from a third-rate university for more than two years, I can actually give lectures to students from the best university in China, which makes me have an inexplicable sense of fear , I am afraid that you will throw rotten eggs at me."
"Especially when I got the title of the lecture, this feeling was even stronger. I was afraid that you would jump up and beat me! Why? Because the Great Song Dynasty, from the day it was established, has never stopped being beaten , first Liao, then Jin, then Yuan..."
Sparse applause finally resounded from the audience, and then gradually warmed up, and then began to be mixed with cheers...
Wu Di let out a sigh of relief, he knew that the first hurdle had passed.Very good, since you guys are eating this set, it will be much easier next time...
"When you mention Song Dynasty porcelain, you have to mention the five famous porcelains. No matter how they are ranked, it is undeniable that each kind of porcelain represents..."
"Okay, apart from guaranteeing that the knowledge about all kinds of porcelain is rigorous, can withstand scrutiny, and is worthy of your memory and learning, I will not be responsible for other remarks. For example, I said that porcelain I have Yan Ruyu, if there is a little friend who can't think about it and insists on finding a plum vase or something to be his girlfriend, I will not be responsible! Thank you everyone!"
There was thunderous applause from the audience, and Wu Di could not remember how many times this was, but it didn't matter, he knew that his first lecture was a success, and it was unexpectedly popular, and that was enough.
Yue Qingfeng sat quietly in the corner. He had listened to too many speeches, lectures, speeches, and all kinds of eye-catching plots were not new to him, but he was still willing to applaud the little guy on the stage.
Wu Di's lecture was not rigorous, and even some nonsensical things interspersed were completely inappropriate for this occasion.However, in his language and writing, there is something that no one else has, that is sincerity!Be honest with yourself, be honest with the audience, and express your feelings honestly!
"Okay, I heard everyone's warm applause, so I didn't add to the snake and asked everyone if the lecture was good, because I was afraid that you would boo me. After I took the part-time position as the host, the voice of booing me has never been..."
Teacher Li's subsequent words were drowned in boos, applause, and laughter.
"Professor Wu, I would like to ask you a question on behalf of everyone. Is the "Picture of Sending Friends Away from the Cold River" that was unveiled at the National Treasure Exhibition of the Forbidden City a while ago in your collection?"
The audience fell silent. Although the students all admitted that this might be a wonderful lecture, at least half of those who came to the lecture could only half-understand it, because they didn't even have the most basic knowledge of porcelain.They came here just for this moment!
"If you're referring to Tang Yin's magical painting that can change, I think so, it's the most precious piece in my collection!"
The audience was silent for a second, and then it became chaotic. The students in the front row raised their mobile phones one after another, and shot wildly at the stage, and the students in the back also held their mobile phones and pressed them indiscriminately. Willing to take care of Wu Di!
Is this called crossing the river and tearing down the bridge?Wu Di wiped away the sweat that had long since disappeared from his forehead, and turned his gaze to Mr. Li, can he take the opportunity to withdraw?
"Mr. Wu, we want to know if you discovered and donated Lu Zigang's shocking masterpiece?"
Wu Di shook his head, he had already thought about this question, he had to play a word game, otherwise everything before would be a fraud.
"I can only say that I am one of the discoverers, but I am not the donor."
Yes, there were many people present when the masterpiece was opened, and the donation was directly made by Master...
"Then do you think the three Lin brothers are the real donors?"
Wu Di smiled bitterly and said:
"I think yes or no is useless, because I don't count."
"Then Professor Wu, would you consider donating that divine painting of Tang Bohu to the country?"
"May I ask this classmate, what is your favorite thing?"
"My parents..."
There was a burst of laughter from the audience, the student quickly understood, waved his hand and said:
"Wrong, wrong, my parents are not my favorite! No, I like my parents, but they are not things... No, they are things... Woo, someone help me!"
Another student stood up and asked:
"I understand what you mean, Professor Wu, but our favorite things are not unique, the country is not lacking, and yours..."
"I think this student's political science must be bad, and he didn't pay attention to the country's policies. Now, the country calls for keeping wealth for the people. It's not the past when you have to give something good to the emperor..."
"Last question, last question!"
"Let me ask the last question, Mr. Wu, do you have a girlfriend?"
There was a burst of good-natured laughter from the audience, and some people cheered loudly.
"Before answering this question, please allow me to tell a little story. There is a five-year-old boy in my neighbor's house. One day, he revealed a big secret to me. He said that there was a little girl in their kindergarten who was chasing him My girlfriend, he thought about it and agreed. I asked him, do you know what a girlfriend is? He thought for a while and said, it’s a girlfriend. I pointed to an aunt passing by and asked him if You know her very well, so is she your girlfriend? The little guy answered with certainty, yes. From this perspective, I can also answer you, I have many girlfriends! Thank you."
Wu Disheng was afraid that he would not be able to answer this question if he got entangled in it, because it involved the news of "The Picture of Sending Friends Off on the Cold River", this lecture would definitely be hyped on the Internet and even in some newspapers.If he answered truthfully, he might inadvertently hurt Meng Yao or Wen Lan. That was definitely not the result he wanted to see, so he played a trick.
However, the next day, he realized the strength of these student troops. On the homepage of the University Campus Alliance in Beijing, a report was highlighted by the administrator. In just one day, the number of hits exceeded 20 and the number of replies exceeded [-].
That report revealed the identity of the true owner of Tang Yin's magical painting, but the main title made everyone's imagination run wild:
The mysterious owner of the magical painting "The Picture of Sending Friends Off on the Cold River" appeared at Peking University, and Professor Wu personally had many girlfriends at the lecture site! (To be continued.)
The robot cat was also terrified. He had seen many scenes with more than a thousand people in the army, but it was a disciplined army, and everyone was neat and motionless like nails.But what about here?Here are all students who are famous for their freedom of thought and activeness, and to put it bluntly, they are afraid that the world will not be chaotic!
He started the car and turned to look at Wu Di. His eyes didn't look like he was asking how to get to the central auditorium, but he was clearly saying:
"Fifth brother, how about we withdraw?"
Wu Di pursed his lips and nodded, saying:
"Ms. Li, thank you. I think I already know how to do it. It's really unexpected to receive such a grand welcome in Beijing University, but I don't think I will discredit our teacher's team."
When Land Rover walked around the central auditorium, you could still see sporadic students rushing towards this side. The gates opened in the hole not far away seemed to be a passage leading to the kingdom of light, because behind it, the lights were bright, Life is full of excitement.
Going around to the back door of the auditorium, Wu Di couldn't help frowning when he saw that there were still more than a dozen students waiting here.Teacher Li smiled and said:
"It seems that Professor Wu's reputation is comparable to some popular stars! The children of Beijing University are very picky, and sometimes we are not sure what they will go after. For example, when the famous "zipper door" president came last time, the backstage No one blocked him."
Wu Di couldn't help but smile wryly, when can he be compared with that big guy in "Zipper Door"?That hapless buddy's scandal is more famous than his presidency.It just seems that he is not very innocent. If these students know that he is living with two elf-like girls openly at the same time, will he quickly become notorious?
"They're probably here for the two questions you just mentioned, Mr. Li. I've explained them thoroughly today, and I guess no one will be interested in me next time. Hehe, let's go, everyone can rest easy after the lecture. !"
When the group of students saw the car approaching slowly, they immediately surrounded them. Teacher Li said with a smile:
"Let's put down the window and say hello, the students here are quite orderly."
Wu Di had no choice but to put down the car window, stuck his head out, showed a smiling face, and waved his hands.But to his surprise, the reaction over there was not enthusiastic, there were no cheers, and even the few people who waved their hands were lazy.Then he heard someone whispering:
"How? I said he is very dark?"
"Tch, the light is so dim, of course it looks dark!"
"You are stupid, don't you see that his face is almost the same color as the car window? Remember, don't play tricks, two chicken legs, everyone present has a share..."
The car had slid far away, but Wu Di could still hear the faint voices of arguing.It seems that although I don't know how effective this lecture is, at least these days' favored people are still very interested in him!I'm stuck!
If a person has never been on stage in public, he will never know what it is like to face an entire auditorium and even the aisles full of people.Especially when these people silently pay attention to you collectively, the pressure will make you feel dizzy, just like Wu Di now.
In his opinion, the feeling of being scorched by three thousand eyes is a bit like observing porcelain with a microscope. Any flaw will be infinitely magnified, and anything you want to hide will be spread out mercilessly. before the eyes of the public.
He pressed his hands on the table, let out a slow breath, calmed down, and started the first lecture in his life.
"Standing in this place, I really have a guilty conscience. As an undergraduate who has only graduated from a third-rate university for more than two years, I can actually give lectures to students from the best university in China, which makes me have an inexplicable sense of fear , I am afraid that you will throw rotten eggs at me."
"Especially when I got the title of the lecture, this feeling was even stronger. I was afraid that you would jump up and beat me! Why? Because the Great Song Dynasty, from the day it was established, has never stopped being beaten , first Liao, then Jin, then Yuan..."
Sparse applause finally resounded from the audience, and then gradually warmed up, and then began to be mixed with cheers...
Wu Di let out a sigh of relief, he knew that the first hurdle had passed.Very good, since you guys are eating this set, it will be much easier next time...
"When you mention Song Dynasty porcelain, you have to mention the five famous porcelains. No matter how they are ranked, it is undeniable that each kind of porcelain represents..."
"Okay, apart from guaranteeing that the knowledge about all kinds of porcelain is rigorous, can withstand scrutiny, and is worthy of your memory and learning, I will not be responsible for other remarks. For example, I said that porcelain I have Yan Ruyu, if there is a little friend who can't think about it and insists on finding a plum vase or something to be his girlfriend, I will not be responsible! Thank you everyone!"
There was thunderous applause from the audience, and Wu Di could not remember how many times this was, but it didn't matter, he knew that his first lecture was a success, and it was unexpectedly popular, and that was enough.
Yue Qingfeng sat quietly in the corner. He had listened to too many speeches, lectures, speeches, and all kinds of eye-catching plots were not new to him, but he was still willing to applaud the little guy on the stage.
Wu Di's lecture was not rigorous, and even some nonsensical things interspersed were completely inappropriate for this occasion.However, in his language and writing, there is something that no one else has, that is sincerity!Be honest with yourself, be honest with the audience, and express your feelings honestly!
"Okay, I heard everyone's warm applause, so I didn't add to the snake and asked everyone if the lecture was good, because I was afraid that you would boo me. After I took the part-time position as the host, the voice of booing me has never been..."
Teacher Li's subsequent words were drowned in boos, applause, and laughter.
"Professor Wu, I would like to ask you a question on behalf of everyone. Is the "Picture of Sending Friends Away from the Cold River" that was unveiled at the National Treasure Exhibition of the Forbidden City a while ago in your collection?"
The audience fell silent. Although the students all admitted that this might be a wonderful lecture, at least half of those who came to the lecture could only half-understand it, because they didn't even have the most basic knowledge of porcelain.They came here just for this moment!
"If you're referring to Tang Yin's magical painting that can change, I think so, it's the most precious piece in my collection!"
The audience was silent for a second, and then it became chaotic. The students in the front row raised their mobile phones one after another, and shot wildly at the stage, and the students in the back also held their mobile phones and pressed them indiscriminately. Willing to take care of Wu Di!
Is this called crossing the river and tearing down the bridge?Wu Di wiped away the sweat that had long since disappeared from his forehead, and turned his gaze to Mr. Li, can he take the opportunity to withdraw?
"Mr. Wu, we want to know if you discovered and donated Lu Zigang's shocking masterpiece?"
Wu Di shook his head, he had already thought about this question, he had to play a word game, otherwise everything before would be a fraud.
"I can only say that I am one of the discoverers, but I am not the donor."
Yes, there were many people present when the masterpiece was opened, and the donation was directly made by Master...
"Then do you think the three Lin brothers are the real donors?"
Wu Di smiled bitterly and said:
"I think yes or no is useless, because I don't count."
"Then Professor Wu, would you consider donating that divine painting of Tang Bohu to the country?"
"May I ask this classmate, what is your favorite thing?"
"My parents..."
There was a burst of laughter from the audience, the student quickly understood, waved his hand and said:
"Wrong, wrong, my parents are not my favorite! No, I like my parents, but they are not things... No, they are things... Woo, someone help me!"
Another student stood up and asked:
"I understand what you mean, Professor Wu, but our favorite things are not unique, the country is not lacking, and yours..."
"I think this student's political science must be bad, and he didn't pay attention to the country's policies. Now, the country calls for keeping wealth for the people. It's not the past when you have to give something good to the emperor..."
"Last question, last question!"
"Let me ask the last question, Mr. Wu, do you have a girlfriend?"
There was a burst of good-natured laughter from the audience, and some people cheered loudly.
"Before answering this question, please allow me to tell a little story. There is a five-year-old boy in my neighbor's house. One day, he revealed a big secret to me. He said that there was a little girl in their kindergarten who was chasing him My girlfriend, he thought about it and agreed. I asked him, do you know what a girlfriend is? He thought for a while and said, it’s a girlfriend. I pointed to an aunt passing by and asked him if You know her very well, so is she your girlfriend? The little guy answered with certainty, yes. From this perspective, I can also answer you, I have many girlfriends! Thank you."
Wu Disheng was afraid that he would not be able to answer this question if he got entangled in it, because it involved the news of "The Picture of Sending Friends Off on the Cold River", this lecture would definitely be hyped on the Internet and even in some newspapers.If he answered truthfully, he might inadvertently hurt Meng Yao or Wen Lan. That was definitely not the result he wanted to see, so he played a trick.
However, the next day, he realized the strength of these student troops. On the homepage of the University Campus Alliance in Beijing, a report was highlighted by the administrator. In just one day, the number of hits exceeded 20 and the number of replies exceeded [-].
That report revealed the identity of the true owner of Tang Yin's magical painting, but the main title made everyone's imagination run wild:
The mysterious owner of the magical painting "The Picture of Sending Friends Off on the Cold River" appeared at Peking University, and Professor Wu personally had many girlfriends at the lecture site! (To be continued.)
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