tiger teacher

In the misty and rainy south of the Yangtze River, dreams are broken.

These March and April coincided with the blooming rape blossoms in the southern countryside.At a glance, except for the ink-splashed mountains in the distance, there are only clusters of dazzling yellow rapeseed flowers left.

The small village in the rape blossoms is like a landscape picture drawn by Guan Shanyue. It is as quiet as a photo and as beautiful as a word.I can hear and see, what I hear is the barking of the local dogs in this village, and what I see is the long-lasting blue smoke.

Every time this season comes, on the stone bridge by the small river, there will always be students sketching here in twos and threes, cuddling each other or singing in whispers.There are also tourists from other places with burdens on their backs who come to this village where their ancestors lived to seek freshness, but most of them will not make loud noises, for fear of disturbing the tranquility of this seemingly isolated and peaceful mountain village.

But tranquility is called tranquility because it can be broken...

"Get out of the way...all out of the way!"

"The car has no brakes!"

One day, just after lunch, when it was time to eat and wait for death to fly a kite, a donkey's voice like a thunderbolt suddenly lit up on the rugged mountain road outside the village.

The originally quiet scenery suddenly lost that peaceful atmosphere, as if the face of Bean suddenly appeared on a landscape postcard.

The man who was riding a bicycle that rang everywhere except the bell on the winding mountain road at lightning speed was carrying an old canvas bag with the telecom logo vaguely visible on his back. He was wearing a pair of tendon-soled cloth shoes, the upper of which was torn. Dirty with yellow slime, it looks like it has stepped on shit.

He is dressed in ordinary clothes, so ordinary that most migrant workers who go to work in the city are embarrassed to wear them outside like this. The style... how can there be any style? There are no patches, but it doesn't look like it has anything to do with the brand name.On the other hand, the trousers were neat jeans with the BMW logo clearly printed on them.

Howling, he rushed down the winding mountain road with a slope of 45 degrees.The adults and children along the way looked at this guy from afar, and most of them ran away without saying a word.

What are they running for?Report!The little overlord, the loser, is back!

Not to mention, this muddy leg does not eat waste oil, does not smell car exhaust, and has good physical strength. The first person to rush to the village chief's office is the only postman in the village. He is almost 50 years old, but he is stunned. Mi ran more than 3000 meters at a sprint speed. Although he was out of breath, his ruddy complexion was no worse than that of a young man.

"village head……"

With a miserable long sound, he slid onto the tiled floor in the village chief's office, screaming in pain.

The village head is an old man who is almost sixty, wearing a pair of presbyopic glasses, and was reading the morning news last week. Seeing him like this, he quickly stood up and helped him up, complaining: "Urgent... urgent... Urgent... hurry... what the fuck."

"Village... Village Chief, that little brat is back!" The old postman couldn't speak fluently: "He's back!"

"Who...who...who?" The village head looked surprised, "who...is back?"

"Who else...is there!" Stuttering seems to be contagious, and the old postman also followed the village chief, and his articulate words became sluggish: "Wild...wild..."

Before he finished speaking, the village chief's eyes widened suddenly, and he slapped his thigh: "Young lady!"

After finishing speaking, the village chief also ran away, and jumped into the village radio station in three steps.Surprisingly, the village head, who had always stuttered, suddenly seemed to have some kind of help at this point, and he spoke smoothly.

Immediately afterwards, the loudspeakers in the village blared loudly, and then the voice of the village chief came out from inside: "All villagers pay attention, all villagers pay attention! The militia captain went to the village entrance and stopped that dead guy. Mistakes are never missed! And... Also, those who have a new daughter-in-law, new daughter-in-law, and new mules are all hidden away, and the door is not allowed!"

As he was talking, the child who was regarded by the whole village as a tiger descending the mountain had already arrived at the entrance of the village, still shouting "the car has no brakes", and his face was still full of energy.

And through the shouting of the old village chief, the young and middle-aged militiamen in the village swarmed at the entrance of the village with sickles, hammers and long bamboo poles one by one, and then watched a bicycle that was absolutely speeding slowly zooming in in their eyes... zoom in... zoom in...

As expected, the speeding bicycle without brakes went straight towards Xiliu, the leader of the militia, without any suspense. At first glance, the momentum looked like Cheng Yaojin's three-axe, but at a closer look, it looked like Saddam's guerrillas.

"Ouch! Oh my god..."

The militia captain's call woke up those mountain boys who had never seen such a momentum before, and they roared and surrounded the young man who trespassed in the small village.

"Oh, tsk tsk tsk..." The young man was fine. The moment he hit Xi Liu, he decisively abandoned the car to protect himself, so now he looked at Xi Liu who was covered in mud all over his face and said happily Said: "I said earlier that there is no gate..."

Xi Liu, who was knocked to the ground, was still aggressive when he first brought people to block the door, but now when he saw the righteous lord approaching, he became flattered, he stood up quickly and patted his butt indiscriminately: " Third Brother..."

"Still Ah Liu, this is what the third brother gave you." As he spoke, the young man took out a fairly new flip phone from the ragged canvas bag: "When I left, you said you wanted a bb phone, but I've been looking for it for a long time now, and even the paging station is gone."

When he said this, his hands were not idle, and he kept taking out all kinds of gadgets from the bulging bag and handing them to the boy scouts around him, saying: " Big Grasshopper, the third brother used to bully you all the time. Don’t you always envy Agou’s broken Walkman when I give you this mp3, we won’t beg him now.”

The boy scouts around were grateful, they didn't even dare to breathe, and they responded to what people said.But the things this guy gave are quite attractive. Although the village is connected to the Internet now, everyone is still poor after all, and only the village chief's office has such a second-hand one.Now at first glance at the mp3, the Swiss Army Knife, everyone is amazed, and they have long forgotten what the village chief said about the Western Paradise.

"Third brother, third brother." A group of boy scouts surrounded the young man, asking all kinds of things: "Third brother, is it easy to get into college?"

"It's easy to get in, girls in college are better." The young man nodded vigorously: "Don't listen to your parents, don't work, finish school, go to college, girls can go in whatever they want. "

As they were talking, a few people walked to the only elementary school in the village with an integrated junior high school without knowing it. The young man named Third Brother suddenly stopped and asked deeply, "Mr. Mei, she..."

Seeing his expression, Xi Liu felt a shudder in his heart, and then said tremblingly: "Ms. Mei left early, I heard that she is married... I saw a car pick her up that day."

The third brother suddenly narrowed his eyes, then touched a tree next to him with a smile: "It's okay, first love doesn't understand love. Let's go, take me to see the village chief."

After he left, Xiliu accidentally saw the place he just touched with his hand. There was a line of unclear words engraved on the tree, "Wang Jian will always love Teacher Mei."

That's right, this young man known as the third brother, his real name is Wang Jian.This guy can be called a little overlord, and he made all the men, women and children in the village feel scalp numb when they saw him. Naturally, there is a reason for him.

The matter here has to start with the old carpenter in the village...

Everyone in the village knows that the old carpenter is actually a capable person, and his fine carpentry is even famous in the county.But it's also good to brag a little bit, saying that his master has served as bodyguards for Duan Qirui, Sun Yat-sen, and Feng Yuxiang successively.The ability is very strong, it can catch bullets with one hand, and it can kill people with a small stone.He also said that he also has this ability, but he can't use it for a lifetime.

Every time he said this, the children who listened to his stories would laugh at him and say, "Master Wood, you are so powerful, why are you blinded by people? Could it be a lie."

Every time he asked such a question, the old carpenter would definitely never speak again, and tried everything.However, the old carpenter has a very good temper, and he also likes children very much. If an adult said that, he would immediately walk away with a livid face, but when a child asked him, he always smiled and said: "Your wooden master's eyes are not Those who are beaten blind are pecked blind by wild geese."

Children naturally don't know what it is like, but some adults do.In fact, the eyes of the old Mu Mu were really beaten blind by someone. It happened during the ten years of turmoil. Asking indiscriminately is a severe beating, and the eye was blinded by the belt buckle at that time.Everyone also heard that Lao Mu was betrayed by someone, saying that he was a running dog of the capitalist counter-revolution.And the person who betrayed him was said to be his great apprentice.

Later, some people said that Old Wood was about to be beaten to death, but that day, several small jeeps drove up, followed by many soldiers, and they insisted on keeping Old Wood.After they sent Old Mu back to the village with half his life left, there was still a man who looked like a high official waiting behind the door of Old Mu's house for five days, bringing tea, water, food, and laundry. Say something to Lao Mu, but every time Lao Mu uses a crutch to drive him out of the door.

The high official left, but those rebels did not come to provoke Lao Mu again. I heard that they were suppressed by the high official. People said that they went to foreign countries to work as carpenters, and went to prosperity, and they no longer care about old wood.And the well-informed person also said that the senior official was actually Lao Mu's second apprentice.

This little San'er, of course, came like this.

San'er, namely Wang Jian, was picked up by Lao Mu from the garbage dump in the town. When he first arrived, he was only two or three years old.At that time, everyone said that the child was lost and sent to the Public Security Bureau, but Lao Mu insisted that the child was abandoned by others. He said that the child was born with a disease and would not live to be seven years old. He threw it.

People don't know whether he is sick or not. Anyway, this guy has lived through the age of seven in peace and stability. Not only has he survived the age of seven, but he has also become the bully of the village.I don't know which god entrusted this baby to the fetus. He was covered in copper skin and iron bones since he was a child. He is not afraid of pain and has never seen him bleed. Once, when he was eight or nine years old, he had a fight with a group of bad boys from the village. Being taken in the head is a stick, but this kid didn't realize it, he picked up half a brick and made the thirteen or fourteen-year-old kid hide back home, crying and yelling not to go out.

Later, the old wood was also old, and he only cared about the sun at the door every day.He didn't have much time to take care of the children, so this kid naturally became a tyrant in the village, especially when he was sixteen or seventeen years old, the sky was turned upside down.From the West Village to the East Village, the chickens and dogs jumped inside and out, and no adults or children were not afraid of him when they saw him.

At that time, the village chief said, whoever can cure this wild boy, he will contribute half a year's harvest of his family.Originally, there must be a brave man under a heavy reward, but this reward has been hard for many years and has not been rewarded.One time it was quite a big deal. It was said that the bad boy in the next village was beaten by wild boys and called his mother when he was young. When he grew up, he learned bad things outside and became a hooligan. He drank too much during the Chinese New Year. Alcohol, insulting the new daughter-in-law of the old Zhang family in the village.

Originally, there was no evidence for this matter, and there was no basis for the words.In addition, that woman's family is full of prostitutes, and Lao Zhang is a coward, which finally made Zhang's daughter-in-law drink pesticide with resentment.

It stands to reason that when people die and the lights go out, this matter will come to an end.But who would have known that the day of the Zhang family's daughter-in-law's funeral happened to coincide with the winter vacation of Wild Boy's high school.

That was really furious, and immediately smashed the glass, table, bottles and jars of the village chief's house, whatever could be smashed, and threw away everything that could be thrown away, and then stood on the roof of the village chief's house and cursed at the street for a whole night .Not to mention how lively the scene was, the village chief's son knelt down and begged him, but he refused to let him go. Before leaving, he urinated in the rice jar of the village chief's house, spit, and scolded trash .

Afterwards, this kid went to that grandma's house alone. At that time, that grandma was drinking with some gangsters at home and talking about how comfortable Zhang's daughter-in-law was. Suddenly, he was knocked down by a weight when he didn't pay attention. , and the gangsters in that room didn't end well either. Seven or eight of them had their heads shaved and hung upside down from the beams by their feet, like bacon.And the woman in charge was even more unlucky, her mouth full of teeth was smashed to the point where only one tooth was left, and she was thrown on the grave of Zhang's daughter-in-law by the wild boy. If she hadn't discovered it early, she would probably have been buried alive .

The wild boy became famous in the first battle, and people from all over the world looked at him like a plague god, and that woman had suffered from hysteria since then, and when she saw a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, she fell to her knees with a plop, He kowtowed again and again, still muttering "Grandpa, please forgive me".

But the children in the village are different from the adults, no matter how big or small they are, as long as they are not of the uncle generation, they all call this wild boy the third brother, and they cling to him for good food and for fun.

It wasn't until a female college student came to support teaching in the village behind that the boy's wildness was considered Panasonic, and he followed the girl every day to ask this and that, and then he still yearned for the beauty of the city.

But let alone, this kid is still smart after all, with such a wild spirit, he was admitted to a university, not only a university, but also a heavy-duty, tuition-free one.

On the day he left, the village was decorated with lights and festoons, and firecrackers went from dark to dawn, and from dawn to dark.As soon as he left, the village not only sent away a grandfather, but also had a few extra chickens in the family, and a little surplus of eggs in the family.

Not long after he left, Old Wood followed suit.The old wood's walking is the kind of walking that never returns. The old man is a nice person, but he has no family, so he was raised from all over the world to give him a grand funeral.

But no one dared to tell this little overlord about this, for fear that he would come back and say that he would keep his filial piety for three or five years.But when he came back from the summer vacation, he saw that the old wooden spirit tablets were all placed, which was amazing, and he went crazy that night.No glass in the whole village can be complete, but any dog ​​that dares to bark at him will be lame, and anyone who yells at him will be sent to the hospital.In the end, it was the female college student, Teacher Mei, who cured the wild child of his madness.The person left the next day without leaving a word when he left, and he left for four years.

After four years of comfortable life, the village chief almost forgot about this guy, but he didn't expect...he came back today without dying!

The village chief was also fooled by lard, and he realized later that letting those little brats stop the bully would be sending sheep into the tiger's mouth.But before he could feel cold, the door of his office was suddenly pushed open with a creak.

"Old man, I'm back."

Hearing this sound, the village chief slid forward and slipped from the chair to the ground...