tiger teacher

"Okay, okay! I'm suffocated, I'm going, I'm going!"

After hearing Tianran Er's cheering voice from the receiver, Wang Jian was completely desperate.In fact, the person he least wants to go with happens to be Natural Er.

After all, people are contradictory, and the contradictions of most people also stay at two extremes, which is often said to be "yes" or "no" in the Harold style. There is no such thing as such.As for Wang Jian, he is even more of an extremist, so what he most wants to bring is also what he least wants to bring.

"What time is it!"

Tianraner seemed to be more anxious than Wang Jian, she urged Dawei on the phone: "Hurry up and ask Ajian, what time is it!"

After hearing this, Dawei turned his head and gave Wang Jian a wretched smile: "Hey, did you hear that, what time is it?"

Wang Jian lowered his head and muttered: "06:30..."

"Well, 06:30." Dawei looked as if he was the inviter: "You dress nicely, don't be stupid! Don't embarrass me."

"Ah...pretty...but I'm already pretty."

"You have to be more faceless." Dawei retorted unceremoniously to Tianraner: "I will drag Wang Jian to pick you up now, remember to dress me nicely!"

Wang Jian kept his head down and kept silent, and he couldn't tell what expression to use. Anyway, a strange feeling permeated his heart.After all, Mr. Mei is the only elder person who is qualified to review his girlfriend. If he just brings him here today, it is basically the same as taking a girl to meet his parents.

It's not that Wang Jian underestimated himself, but he and Tianran [-] didn't reach that level of mutuality. If they die, they can be regarded as a friend or above and a lover who has not reached the full level. Er's thinking is elusive and prone to persecution paranoia, it's hard to say that he doesn't even have a friend at this time.

"what are you worried about?"

Dawei put down the phone and patted Wang Jian's shoulder. This posture actually made Wang Jian feel a kind of relief from the elders after seeing the younger generation's whereabouts.

"Don't you usually look stupid?" Dawei saw that Wang Jian still didn't speak, and asked with a strange expression on his face, "Why are you so soft when you encounter this?"

Wang Jian's expression became a little weird, and he scratched his head: "This is not appropriate."

"It's not suitable." Dawei waved his hand: "As a former professional lover, let me tell you clearly, as much as you like Ruolin, she will like you as much, but it's just..."

As he said that, Dawei looked Wang Jian up and down: "You two are elm bumps. If no one kicks by your side, this relationship will last for many years, until there is a threat by her side or by your side. .”

After finishing speaking, he patted himself on the chest: "Our family is the catalyst, look, such a good girl, do you have the heart to let others take it away? So, put on your battle robe, show your courage, hold your head up and use it Look at the sky at 45 degrees, run towards the sunset, boy!"

In desperation, Wang Jian was dragged out of the office by Da Weisheng, who was talking about running the train.On the way, I also met Jin Huiming, who was not tired of playing with Wang Jian. After learning about the situation, she was naturally very unhappy.But in the end it was still Dawei Meng, after she had a meal at the most high-end cafeteria in the city and a set of brand-name sportswear, she still reluctantly agreed not to go rubbing against Wang Jian today.

But when Dawei started the car, he suddenly realized that he seemed to have been deceived. After all, according to this girl's IQ, under normal circumstances, she would not do such unreasonable and tasteless things. This is clearly a deception.

"If you say it, it's water that is thrown out." Jin Huiming blocked both ends: "Even if you know it's a trap, you are a real man who promises you without hesitation."

Dawei was at a loss for words at once, he knew that if he went back on his word, this girl would say something that would hurt his self-esteem, so in order not to be run out, he could only admit the bad luck, and pretended to be accidentally crushed by a ghost while sleeping at night.

When leaving the school gate, the doorman Lao Li looked at Dawei's car and asked cheerfully: "Dawei, how much did you pay for this second-hand Passat? This old model? It's discontinued and you still buy it? You can't buy any accessories. Now, be careful of being scammed. But this car is well maintained, like new."

Dawei's smile froze on the spot, but he eased back after a while, and sighed faintly: "It's not bad to be able to drive a car with this salary, so pick a fart."

Old Li, the doorman laughed happily: "It would be great if all the young people now know how to live with you. Where are you going?" Dawei nodded as he took the parking receipt from him: " Send our teacher Wang to Huaqianyuexia, and today he will bring the girl to meet the parents."

"Ouch!" Lao Li, the doorman, waved his hand at Wang Jian: "It's terrible, Mr. Wang, this is a big deal, you should borrow a good car quickly, and now this girl has sharp eyes, seeing you in this broken car, People just walk away."

Dawei was dripping with cold sweat, quickly put away the receipt, and waved his hand at the doorman: "It's too late, my broken car is still a car after all, it's more than enough for a lame girl, if I don't chat, if I don't leave, I'll be blocked."

Leaving the school, Dawei held the steering wheel and stared blankly at the front: "I have pity on my more than 200 million yuan... I have already mentioned the second-hand Passat."

Jin Huiming played with his mobile phone without raising his head: "I'm giving you face without saying it's Santana. I picked a car for corrupt officials by myself, so don't blame people for not knowing it."

"It doesn't matter if you don't say it..."

Came to the community of Tianran [-], the security guard at the gate seemed to be a newcomer today, he pointed to the open space next to the garbage dump in the distance: "Santana parked there, this side is full of Mercedes-Benz and BMW, rubbing against other cars, you I can't afford it."

Dawei glanced at the car in the parking space, the best one was a domestically produced BMW, the one worth over [-] yuan.But he didn't say anything, and silently parked the car beside the garbage dump, just shook his head helplessly, and said to himself: "I bought seven of them..."

After getting out of the car, Wang Jian looked at Dawei with a smirk all the way. He laughed so much that even Dawei felt mortal, and then asked out of spite, "What are you laughing at?"

"I think you might as well drive Yuanwei's car, at least you don't have to be so aggrieved." Wang Jian looked back at Dawei's luxury car, "It really looks like Santana."

"Can you not run on me?" Dawei was completely helpless: "Is this called connotation, you have to be like a nouveau riche, look at our Kaizi Xu, he is as virtuous as a peacock in heat when he sees the sky, etc. ! Isn’t that Kaizi Xu?”

Dawei pointed in front of Wang Jian and looked in the direction he was pointing, and found that it was Kaizi Xu.He was carrying a bag full of strange items, holding a large pool of roses in his hands, wearing a gorgeous casual suit, and wearing a small purple shirt in a coquettish manner, he didn't look like a rich second generation, On the contrary, he looks like a butt seller.

"Looking at this fellow's attire, he probably came here to miss our mascot." Dawei chuckled, looking very proud: "Go, big mouth and slap!"

Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at Dawei: "You are not like this usually."

Dawei gritted his teeth with a sharp expression and said, "It's this kind of bastard who ruined the reputation of the rich second generation, so that now I only dare to drive Santana."

Jin Huiming snorted coldly: "Yeah, Santana worth more than 200 million is really cheap."

"Can you two stop running on me in turn?" Dawei rubbed his nose pitifully: "Go and run on Kaizi Xu Xing, you don't know how much I like to see this guy suffer."

"That's all you have to offer."

After saying this, Wang Jian silently followed Kaizi Xu into the building of Tianraner.The two sides are one in front and one behind, and there is a difference of three floors, so when Wang Jian walked into the door, Kaizi Xu was already knocking on the door.

Hearing the knock on the door, the second natural person threw the book out of his hand, ran to the door with one leg bouncing, and kept shouting: "Come here, come here!" She opened the door, first of all A large bouquet of roses was placed in front of her, and she followed it without any hassle. She lowered her head and blushed and smelled it: "Why are you playing with this? Why waste this money?"

But when she looked up, she suddenly found Kaizi Xu standing at the door with an intoxicated face. She turned pale at that time, and she was stunned for about three seconds, then stuffed the rose back into Kaizi Xu with lightning speed. Then he closed the door again with a bang, and shouted out from behind the door: "Wang Ruolin is not at home, come back another day."

Kaizi Xu's face suddenly turned ashen...

And her voice naturally reached the ears of Wang Jian and Dawei. They didn't stop laughing at that time, but they were too embarrassed to laugh too loudly, so they could only look at each other with uncomfortable eyes, and then He quickly rubbed his face with his hands to drive away the smile.

"This guy..." Dawei shook his head and said in a low voice, "It's already gone out of Asia! It's gone to the world."

Wang Jian thought for a while, then nodded affirmatively, deeply agreeing with Dawei's statement.

And when they walked to the door of Tianran's second house, Kaizi Xu was still standing at the door in a daze. From the side, he could see that there seemed to be tears in the corner of his eyes. I guess it was not because he loved this land deeply...

"Huh? Teacher Xu?" Dawei suppressed a smile, pretending to be ignorant and looked at Kaizi Xu: "Why don't you go in, and stand there stupidly at the door?"

When Kaizi Xu saw that Dawei and Wang Jian were coming, his face became even more ugly, he faltered and fumbled what he wanted to say, but he seemed so inarticulate.

Dawei silently shook his head and sighed angrily, then stepped heavily on Wang Jian's instep, then stared fiercely, and raised his chin towards the door.

Wang Jian was taken aback for a moment, and then he, who has always been stubborn, stepped forward and knocked on the door consciously~~

"I said that Wang Ruolin is not here, no! She went to Wutai Mountain to become a monk." Tianraner yelled in the room: "I want to find her to go to Wutai Mountain."

Wang Jian almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of saliva. He coughed twice and opened his mouth, but the voice he made became like a secret agent giving a signal on the street. It was very strange and mysterious. "It's me..."

After he said this, there was another sound of jumping on one foot in the room, and then the anti-theft door was opened with a click. Tianran Er stood in the room and looked at Wang Jian. The Zongzun breathed a sigh of relief.Then she looked at Kaizi Xu for a while, and then she said something that made people break down: "Well, A Jian... I came back from Mount Wutai immediately! Mount Wutai is so fun! Ah, Teacher Xu is here too?"

Mount Wutai... Your grandma in Wutai has such a leg!Wang Jian couldn't help saying Tianran Er in his heart. This naked behavior of playing with Kaizi Xu's IQ really makes people wonder whether the burn on Tianran's feet has been transferred to the belly~~

"Come in, it was my nanny who spoke just now." Tianran Er still pretended to be innocent: "She went to take a bath."

As soon as the words finished, Liang Huanhuan came out of the bathroom with sleepy eyes, rubbing her hair and wearing pajamas, and when she saw Wang Jian, she raised her hand and said hello: "Morning."

"I said, I came back from Mount Wutai today."

Dawei looked up and down the natural two-bedroom outfit: "Are you ready?"

"Of course!" Tianran Er began to untie her sleeping belt: "Watch me transform."

Wang Jian was taken aback, and wanted to stop her, but found that her clothes had been taken off.And the inside is not what Wang Jian imagined, only wearing bras and underwear, but a light blue dress with small florals. The style is obviously outdated for some years, but she wears a kind of dress that everyone else wears. Doesn't come out fresh and nice.

"Well... my mother had a similar set when she was young." Dawei nodded: "It's good."

And at this time, Kaizi Xu, who had been in the grief of being played with his IQ all the time, suddenly woke up, looked at Tianraner with salivation, and said with a shy face, "Ruolin... a few of my buddies who grew up together came from the outside. I'm back, I don't have a female companion...you see..."

"You can do it." Tianran Er shook his head like a rattle: "I will go to Wutai Mountain later, next time."

"Then you go to Mount Wutai."

Wang Jian stood up, turned around and was about to leave.He was already dying of embarrassment, and at this critical moment, he, who has always been tough, also withdrew his eggs for a few seconds, and climbed down the naturally absurd pole.

But Tianran Er jumped in front of him, frowned, and said fiercely: "No!"

Kay's illness seems to be getting worse. Dawei scratched his face, turned his head and asked Liang Huanhuan: "Did she watch some strange book or movie?" "

Liang Huanhuan lay lazily on the sofa and pointed to the book thrown on the tea fan with his toes: "Gesanghua of Mount Wutai."

"It's no wonder." Dawei nodded, "It's understandable."

Kai Zixu lowered his head, as if he was brewing feelings, but when Tianran Eryi saw this posture, he firmly grabbed Wang Jian's arm, pulled him down, and whispered in his ear: "Go... go!"

"Then I'm on vacation tonight." Liang Huanhuan turned over on the sofa and poked Kaizi Xu with her foot: "Brother, do you have no girlfriend?"

Kaizi Xu was taken aback, and actually told the truth: "Yes..."

"You don't care about eating?"

"Take care of..."

"Wait, I'll change clothes." Liang Huanhuan wiped his mouth: "I don't bring any money."

Kaizi Xu was dumbfounded at the time: "What?"

"Are you pretending to be stupid?" Liang Huanhuan seemed to be familiar with everyone: "I have nothing to eat at night, and I will be your girlfriend. You take care of the food. What's wrong with you?" What do you think?"

After finishing speaking, Liang Huanhuan threw out an automatic pistol with a snap: "I advise you not to have one."

Kaizi Xu was stunned on the spot, and then watched Tianraner help Wang Jian's shoulder and waved goodbye to him...

Jin Huiming, who stayed in the room, glanced at Dawei: "I'm waiting for your buffet here."

Liang Huanhuan heard the buffet: "Wait! What buffet?"

"Leopard." Jin Huiming said triumphantly, "Haagen-Dazs eats as much as he wants."

Liang Huanhuan cheered, patted Kaizi Xu on the shoulder, and spread his hands: "You have a girlfriend!"