tiger teacher

"I said, what are you two doing? It's early in the morning."

Liang Huanhuan was the first person who noticed the weird behavior of Wang Jian and Dawei. After her sleepiness was seduced by the smell of chop suey noodles, she found that there was no one in the kitchen. While looking at the scenery and looking at the shadows, I suddenly saw Dawei and Wang Jian standing at the entrance of the martial arts hall with their butts pouting, holding two stainless steel spoons, ignoring what they were doing.

"Shoveling gum on the ground in response to the country's call to go home."

Dawei didn't even lift his head, and answered Liang Huanhuan with a sullen head.And Wang Jian just looked up at her, and continued to shovel the glue that had started to solidify on the ground without saying a word.

The glue is amazing. Although it is semi-solidified, it still feels like sticking to fly paper when it is applied. It is very difficult to remove it with a spoon after sticking it on.

Not long after, Liang Huanhuan also came down with a bowl, squatted aside curiously, ate noodles with his legs spread out, looked at Wang Jian and Dawei: "This shit at the door What is the same thing? Who vomited it here? Do you use a spoon to extract the ground and return it to the ditch?"

"Why do you have a hundred thousand? Why are there so many?" Wang Jian glanced at her: "Thanks for what you said, you are eating."

"I mean, I've even eaten live Qingqi." Liang Huanhuan didn't take it seriously at all: "Speaking of nausea, I'll send you to the surface of the moon."

It was really the first time Wang Jian saw someone who could show off this peace as a brilliant achievement, so he couldn't help but look at Liang Huanhuan more.

And Liang Huanhuan asked naively, "Do you really admire sister?"

"Admiration, admiration to the point of falling to the ground." Dawei took over the conversation: "Have you ever eaten raw poop?"

"You are so disgusting." Liang Huanhuan gave Dawei a disgusted look: "Didn't you see that I was eating?"

After finishing speaking, she ran back to the second floor with the bowl in her hand, leaving Wang Jian and Dawei looking at each other, not knowing what to say for a moment.

When the sun had fully risen to the sky and there were more and more vehicles and pedestrians on the road, the two of the Wang family finally almost shoveled away the glue on the ground. If Wang Jian hadn't been so strong and strong, it would have been so big. In ordinary people, there are ghosts only when there is no emptiness.But in the end, it was fortunate that he wiped Dawei's sister's ass clean before Xiaobian got up. Wang Jianzhi was not very angry, but he thought it was really fun for Dawei to force his sister so stupidly. What a fucking thing to come here for revenge before dawn.

"If my sister wasn't my sister, I would have pushed her down the toilet and drowned her." Dawei's physical strength is far behind Wang Jian's. Sitting on the door frame and smoking a cigarette, Yi Ran is just a sweaty farmer and Hui worker brother who has worked hard all day.

Wang Jian also shook his head helplessly: "I really know what is boring."

At this time, the keychain that Dawei hung on his leather belt suddenly made a series of short and rapid sounds.Dawei was taken aback when he heard this, and quickly raised his head to look around, then he couldn't help but drag Wang Jian back into the martial arts hall, then quickly closed the door and drew the curtain, pretending that the door hadn't been opened yet.

"what happened?"

"My car is here." Dawei lifted one foot of the curtain and looked out secretly: "The one driving my car..." Who else but my sister? "

"Is she still coming?" Wang Jianyi smiled: "Let me tell you, if you do it again, you won't be able to hide it."

"I guess she just wanted to see the result." Dawei closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "It is said that the twins have a special induction, I will try."

However, Dawei sensed it for a long time, except for holding back a fart, he really didn't feel anything special.

"It's evil." Dawei continued to lift the curtain and pouted his buttocks to look outside: "Why didn't you see her?"

"What are you two playing?"

Liang Huanhuan had already changed into her non-mainstream suit at this time, followed by Xiao Jin holding a steamed bun and Natural Er holding a leek pancake. After Liang Huanhuan finished asking, she turned her head and said to the two people behind her: "The two of them were sneaking around the door before dawn. They didn't say anything when they asked them, and just shoveled shit there. I saw the whole process. They were very boring."

Xiao Jin looked at Dawei and then at Wang Jian, gave a strange smile, went to the door and lifted the curtain to look at it, then glanced around: "What are you two covering up?"

Dawei sighed, and said dejectedly: "I don't think it's useless for me to tell lies. In fact, someone poured glue at the door in the morning. Wang Jian thought it was an enemy attack, so I'll come over to see if anyone else You want to kidnap me back."

After listening to Wang Jian, he still chimed in: "It's like this."

"It's full of loopholes." Tianran Er smiled, but didn't expose the two of them. He just slowly opened the door and poked Wang Jian's waist: "Ah Jian, let's go. I'm going to be late."

And Jin Huiming followed behind, and smiled strangely at Wang Jian: "Old Wang, continue to make up."

After seeing them go out, Dawei and Wang Jian looked at each other, and both of them saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.After all, being with two geniuses is actually very boring in many cases... "How can a man not tell some harmless little lies, but these lies in front of Xiaojin and Tianraner, they can be called Kindergarten-level jokes don't work in the slightest.

This often makes Dawei, who thinks that he will not be exposed when he speaks forever, feel helpless and sentimental, and it often hurts his immature self-esteem, making him feel that he is better off dead than alive.

Walking out of the martial arts hall with a sullen head, Tianran Er took a deep breath, then glanced at the ground behind him, his expression was instantly clear, and Xiao Jin was similar, except that one was a relieved expression and the other was a tricky expression..."

"My car can't hold so many people, otherwise it will be like this." Tianran Er bit his finger and said a little embarrassedly: "Let Ah Jian ride Huanhuan's car, and A Jian and I will drive my car Dawei."

"You think beautifully." Shang Jin walked slowly into the small car shed next to him, and climbed into Liang Huanhuan's car: "Go, I won't get down."

But after the car starts..."

Wang Jian, who was riding a motorcycle, said to Xiao Jin, who was shrunk into a ball in the cold, "It's too big."

"fine.

, "Shang Jin sniffled and hugged Wang Jian's waist tightly, his teeth were so cold that they collided and cracked: "I..." I..." I'm fine. "

Although Wang Jian tried his best to slow down the speed of the car, the imperial capital with a large temperature difference around the moon, although short-sleeved can already be worn at noon, can still make people who are not in good health cold enough to scum in the morning.

In desperation, Wang Jian had no choice but to stop the car and put his coat on Xiao Jin's body. The loose clothes wrapped her around twice, while Wang Jian himself was only wearing a white elastic vest, which was still hanging on when he was running. On the dewy cold street, he looked extremely arrogant.

Xiao Jin still hugged Wang Jian like that, the size of the underage milk was crushed flat on Wang Jian's back, her whole face was stuck to Wang Jian's back, sucking his scent desperately.

"Hey, don't blow up the air." Wang Jian swung his waist back a bit: "It's hard."

Then "Shang Jin stopped blowing, and licked back with his tongue instead..."

Anyway, Wang Yan was a little irritated by Xiao Jin's torment along the way, but time waits for no one, and if you don't enter the examination room, the exam will start, and those little bastards..." Without the invigilator, you can return to the teacher in 10 minutes. The paper is full of writing.

So when Wang Jian passed the gate, he didn't even stop. He drove Liang Huanhuan's Harley motorcycle roaring into the campus. Fen, the virtue of the fox pretending to be the tiger is really very unflattering.

After parking the car in the shed, Wang Jian didn't care about Tianran and the others, and quickly rushed to the examination room with Xiaojin in his arms.And when he arrived at the examination room, the test preparation bell just rang.

"Okay." Wang Jian put Xiao Jin on the seat: "Before the exam, I have something to say.

Looking at the candidates who were in disorder in the room, Wang Jian cleared his throat: "I am in charge of invigilating all your subjects. All of you sitting here are the students with the best grades in the school, and they are also the core strength of your so-called teamwork. However, unfortunately, this time I will invigilate you, as long as you are sure to send out your answers, I will definitely not pursue it."

Wang Jian clenched his fist with one hand and put it next to his mouth to clear his throat: "I have hired foreign aid."

Just after finishing speaking, Liang Huanhuan came over with a box from the outside. There was a rotating radar-like thing on it. After silently plugging in the power, she pressed a few buttons and grinned at the students: "Wait!" Kill you, military shielding device!"

Wang Jian waved Liang Huanhuan to leave, and then he unsealed the test paper: "Now I'm going to take the exam, and if you find cheating, follow the rules."

He Rui, who was sitting in the middle, frowned at a boy beside her and said, "Be more conscious, he's serious."

The boy laughed: "Sister Rui, you underestimate me."

He Rui showed a playful smile: "Yes, I underestimated you."

"Then you will see how I take the answer out." The boy smiled at He Rui, and adjusted his big glasses: "You promised me, I will take it out, and you can watch a movie with me. "

He Rui glanced at him out of the corner of her eye: "We'll talk about it when you have the ability."

At this time, Wang Jian slapped the table with his back force: "The exam begins, and whispering will be counted as cheating!"

After the papers were handed out, the eager students in a class started to write. Jin Huiming finished all the multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions in about 3 minutes. When she was writing, she suddenly became dazed, biting the tip of her pen and not being able to write for a long time.

As for the others, Wang Jian was sitting on the podium, holding a chalk tip in his hand, patrolling like an eagle.