tiger teacher

Although Xiaojin and Tianraner have huge deviations in their personalities, it is obvious that these two guys have the same defect, which is paranoia.This seems to be a shadow that can be seen in every person with a high IQ, so the two of them sat in front of a bonfire and jointly restored the scene at that time, just like the staff of the Military Observation Bureau used a sand table to simulate the distribution of the battle between the enemy and us. , this recovery is actually not difficult for them, but it is definitely not easy.

First of all, Xiao Jin was responsible for raising one question after another, and then Natural Two rejected them one by one, and then extended the logical infeasibility of these questions.This is actually a cumbersome process, because people and things in the world are so strange that there is no fixed model. Since there is no fixed model, there are countless possibilities.It's like a person sees a piece of shit on the road, what ordinary people see is just the shit itself, and reasoning needs to analyze every possibility that is closely related to the shit.

People at the primary stage can see that this shit is because a person is too late to make a big deal here. Why can't he wait?Because he ate too much.In the intermediate stage, you can see the reason why he eats too much.When they reach the level of Xiaojin and Tianraner, what they want is not only to know why this piece of shit is here, but also to know what the person who shits eats to make this happen. Based on his family background, and from the family background to analyze his mood when shitting, and from these things to further know what he did before shitting and what he did after shitting.And find out this person by simulating the scene at that time, and educate him face to face, and make sure that the person who shits realizes that it is actually a very bad behavior for him to shit on the road.

This is the so-called reasoning formula, which never changes.If you don’t believe me, you can watch Conan. No matter how many episodes he has played or how many Japanese people have died, his theory has never changed.

"How long are you going to discuss?" Wang Jian glanced at the phone: "Wait for Ruolin to take the girl to take a bath."

"bath!"

When mentioning this exciting news, Tianran Er immediately let go of what made her obsessed.He jumped up stupidly: "I want to take a shower!", and after finishing speaking, he rushed into his tent.He took out the plastic bag in which she held her pajamas and pajamas, rummaged through them, and found her newly bought one-piece pajamas in the shape of a bear.

"I don't like this kind of thing very much." Xiao Jin shook his head: "I wore this one time. I almost wet my pants, it's too troublesome to go to the toilet."

And Wang Jian scratched his head: "I didn't say now, the cubicles haven't been set up yet...washing now is no different from taking a bath in an open-air square."

"Ah..." Tianran Er, who was full of joy, suddenly lost his mind: "My hot spring..."

"Go wash it if you have the guts, I want to see how many adolescent boys will masturbate at you." Xiao Jin said with a sarcasm, "I'm not in a hurry."

But she said she was not in a hurry, because while she was talking, she looked towards the hot spring seven times in total, with deep desire in her eyes...

And when the three of them were short-tempered, Teacher Mei came over with a branch, on which were some small purple fruits.And she is full of mystery and curiosity.

"Boy, can this be eaten?"

"Ah..." Wang Jian looked around Teacher Mei, then shook his head firmly: "This is poisonous, it's called belladonna, and it's poisonous if you eat it. It's nerve poison. Did you not eat it?"

"Can't you eat it?" Teacher Mei threw the branch into the fire: "I thought it could be eaten."

After finishing speaking, she stepped forward and patted Wang Jian's head: "You know a lot."

"I grew up in the mountains." Wang Jian chuckled: "Many things in the mountains are fatal, so be careful."

Xiao Jin next to him stared at Wang Jian: "Then who is better, you or Mr. Bei?"

"Master Bei." Wang Jian nodded heavily: "Sure, he can eat me."

Teacher Mei laughed: "Chicken tastes good, and the protein is six times that of beef."

After finishing speaking, she patted Wang Jian on the shoulder: "Come on."

After taking Wang Jian to a place where there are no people.Teacher Mei helped him tidy up his clothes and said, "You are not young anymore, why are you still so confused?"

"Ah? What?" Wang Jian blinked: "What do you mean?"

"What's the point? You and Lin Lin, she told me." Teacher Mei reached out and pinched Wang Jian's face: "Stop showing me such a foolish look."

Wang Jian knew what she was talking about as soon as he heard it, so he couldn't explain it at all, so he could only stand there foolishly and laugh until Teacher Mei became angry.

"I said, what's the matter with you?" Teacher Mei frowned and reprimanded Wang Jian: "What are you going to do?"

"I……"

"Shut up." Teacher Mei said sharply, "She told me that you are afraid that you won't be good enough for her, so tell me who you think you can be good enough for."

"I……"

"I told you to shut up!"

Teacher Mei looked up at Wang Jian, full of aura. I am afraid that talking to Wang Jian like this will not provoke Wang Jian to rebound. In the whole world, only Teacher Mei is left.But this time, Teacher Mei seemed to be a little... a little nonsensical. Wang Jian wanted to explain to her, but she told her to shut up as soon as she opened her mouth, which made Wang Jian anxiously scratch his head.

"Are you still the Jian I know? Have you lived like a dog for more than 20 years? The more you live, the more you go back?" Teacher Mei attacked Wang Jian like a cannonball: "Your mentality is too disgusting. "

"Anyway, let me tell you that although she is not as simple as she appears on the surface, she is definitely a rare and good girl. You can make up your own mind. If you want to get angry with her, don't blame me for making trouble for you."

Mrs. Mei had her hips akimbo, and the graceful and luxurious temperament on her body had long been thrown out of the sky, replaced by a sharp-mouthed shrew who was unreasonable and unforgiving.However, Wang Jian was not surprised by this. After all, this was the teacher Mei he knew at the time, and courageous actions were the true meaning of her life.

"I was wrong."

Wang Jian, who never admits his mistakes, would probably only say such things in front of Teacher Mei. Of course, part of the reason is that he really wanted to calm Teacher Mei's anger.Wang Jian had experienced the power of this guy a few years ago, and the power of that mouth can definitely make people ****.

"Are you wrong? Then tell me, where did you go wrong."

"Ah..." Wang Jian was taken aback, "How should I answer this?"

Teacher Mei seems to still retain some habits from when she was a teacher. This sentence made Wang Jian both afraid and nostalgic. Usually, when this kind of question comes out, unless the answer is in line with her wishes, otherwise... she will die.

"Okay, okay, I see, I will make it up." Wang Jian waved his hand, trying to avoid the topic: "Look at it."

"What a fart, okay, what kind of attitude is this?" Teacher Mei grabbed Wang Jian's ear: "Go and apologize to Lin Lin!"

Wang Jian yelled a few times, and looked around nervously, for fear of being seen by others, especially the gangsters in class 29. If he were to be seen by them, his life would be worthless. It's all ruined, and who knows what weird rumors they'll spread.

"Begging for mercy..." Wang Jian raised his hands: "I really know I was wrong."

"I've already told them that you are my younger brother." Teacher Mei was annoyed and funny when she saw his appearance, shook her head and said with a half-smile: "By the way, did Xiao Zhonglin entrust his daughter to his father?" is you?"

Wang Jian nodded: "Yes..."

"It's up to him, anyway, I believe there is no problem dealing with that unruly girl. His daughter really broke his heart, I think he gave it to you for nothing. You can figure it out." Teacher Mei threw out A theory unacceptable to normal people: "For men, women are like clothes, and you can't always wear one piece for different occasions."

"Ms. Mei, you..." Wang Jian was a little puzzled: "This is too much, I can't accept it anyway."

"You'll know when the time comes, hehe." Teacher Mei flicked Wang Jian's forehead: "But the main house has to be reserved for Lin Lin. According to the law of the jungle, there are always many females around a strong male."

"Hello..."

Seeing Teacher Mei turn around and leave, Wang Jian wanted to go up and explain that he was not that kind of person, but just two steps away, Ye Wen and Zhao Feng rushed here, covered in sweat, and Ye Wen couldn't stop. Steady, it hit Wang Jian's chest directly.

"Boss, shame on you!"

Wang Jian was taken aback for a moment, his ears suddenly became hot like a fever, and his face became serious: "What did you all see?"

"What did you see?" Zhao Feng, who was always glib, looked very serious at the moment: "I just didn't see it! Li Nuo and Zhang Manting are gone!"

Wang Jian's head buzzed at that time, and his vision went blank. He didn't care about the law of the jungle at all, and he was completely bewildered!

"what's the situation!"

Wang Jian hurriedly followed the two to the roll call, and asked anxiously, "Where are the two of them?"

"I didn't see it, I haven't seen it since just now!"

When Wang Jian saw He Rui, he approached him: "What's going on?"

He Rui was crying, she sniffled with a crying voice: "She...they lost them both!"

"Go to Teacher Dawei and the monk!" Wang Jian turned around and patted Huang Weilong: "Go!"

After that, Wang Jian looked around carefully again, and then searched in each tent again, but he didn't even find Li Nuo's hair except for a few bags of stolen snacks.

At this time, Dawei and the monk also hurried over, and after seeing Wang Jian with an anxious expression on his face: "Where is the person?"

"Dawei, you stay here to watch over them, there can be no more one less, I will go up the mountain with the monk!" Wang Jian looked at the misty mountains in the distance, and sighed: "It must be fun and lost the way!" .”