tiger teacher

"Wang Jian." After Xiao Yiwen put the instant noodles in Wang Jian's hand, she triumphantly took out a card from her pocket, and waved her hand to Wang Jian in high spirits: "There is also a 200 yuan shopping card Woolen cloth!"

Wang Jian felt that it was a bit ironic and a little funny. Now he suddenly felt that Xiao Yiwen might really belong to the kind of person who has the concept of everything. For her, those limited clothing and precious jewelry are like a box of instant noodles plus a cheap shopping card. Cards don't make much difference.And the old saying has also been said, it is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to simple.But these words didn't have much effect on Xiao Yiwen, she... is really a strange person.

"How much do you usually earn from a concert?"

"Hmm..." Xiao Yiwen tilted her head and thought for a while, then said with a sincere and serious expression that no.300 had never been separated: "For the concert tour, after deducting the brokerage company's share, I can earn 6000 million yuan."

"Then do you know how much a box of instant noodles costs?"

"I don't know." Xiao Yiwen looked over curiously, "It should cost 100 yuan for such a high-end one."

"Are you happy?"

"Happy! So happy!" Xiao Yiwen clapped her hands and smiled, "I'm in a good mood."

Wang Jian sighed: "I can't understand it at all."

"Because I earned it myself." Xiao Yiwen didn't seem to understand Wang Jian's incomprehension. She put her hips on her hips and explained, "I can tell my dad that I can survive without him! Absolutely not. Will starve to death!"

Wang Jian patted her on the head and gave her a thumbs up: "You did it beautifully."

"That's right, I'll treat you to instant noodles tonight, it's very precious!" Xiao Yiwen looked down at the shopping card in her hand: "I'm going to buy gifts for Yaxuan and the others! Wait for me."

While the two of them were talking, Wuyou and Lan Lan who were not far away were seen as stakes.Xiao Yiwen is a serious facial expression emperor, emotions, anger, sorrow, joy, sorrow, and fear will be conveyed through facial expressions in every detail. Maybe she can't act, but she is a natural actress, which is probably why she is so talented with her wit. .300 has never been separated from the reason why Shang went to Hollywood and got a lot of people to like her.

Just now, a few simple words and a few actions.Xiao Yiwen was stunned because Wuyou and Lan Lan, who had not heard the dialogue, clearly felt a kind of joy, a kind of joy of prosperity, and this kind of emotion can actually move the bystanders, even the bystanders are women who are natural enemies of each other. xing.

"So cute..." Wuyou said to Lan Lan next to her with a sad face, "I just can't pretend..."

"Yeah. Even if that man is not my type, seeing such a good-looking girl next to him still makes me feel very uncomfortable." Lan Lan grabbed her hair: "It's not pleasant!"

At this time, after Wang Jian watched Xiao Yiwen bouncing into the supermarket, he turned around and walked to Wuyou's side, and spread his hands apologetically: "I really can't do anything about her."

Wang Jian's movement of spreading his hands and drooping his eyebrows was in Wuyou's eyes.It was clearly an expression of doting.So Wuyou took Xiao Yiwen and Wang Jian as a couple for granted.

However, as a prospective acquaintance for the first formal exchange, Wuyou still didn't ask some doubts in his heart.Of course, some disappointment in her heart is inevitable, but this kind of disappointment does not come from Wang Jian, but from Xiao Yiwen...a kind of loss of self-confidence.

"She's so cute." Wuyou tiptoed past Wang Jian, and looked at Xiao Yiwen who was picking out snacks in the supermarket: "Fortunately, she's so pretty."

Wang Jian was noncommittal, but said rather helplessly: "That was when you didn't see that she was abnormal."

"Hey, you have a girlfriend and you hooked up with my Youyou. What kind of mentality is this? You think my Youyou is the kind of girl who can be played with casually?" Lan Lan, who is worry-free, is on the side. Fighting against injustice: "You are still praising you."

Wang Jian was confused: "?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Wuyou gave her girlfriend a push, then raised her long hair and said to Wang Jian, "I know a dumpling restaurant that is delicious and cheap, so I'll take you there. But you have to treat me! My monthly living expenses are only 800 Yuan. I bought a pair of shoes yesterday and have no money.”

"Yes." Wang Jian nodded, "No problem."

When the three of them were waiting for Xiao Yiwen, Lan Lan purposely pulled Wuyou aside, and said in a low voice, "You are usually so sao, you pretend to be a lady in front of others, how did you develop this habit?" You know I'm into him! "

"All right, all right, Miss. It's okay if I'm blind. We agreed just now. I have to suppress that girl's arrogance. I can't even look down on it." Lan Lan gritted her teeth: "Apart from you Aside from having smaller breasts, being shorter, and not as pretty, there is nothing better than her!"

Wuyou was dumbfounded: "Which side are you from..."

And Wang Jian didn't know when he stood behind the two of them: "You misunderstood, she is not my girlfriend, there is no need to suppress her..."

His appearance made Wuyou and Lan Lan jump in fright, and Wuyou's face turned red at that moment.But Lan Lan didn't realize it, and asked in amazement: "You can hear us talking when you stand so far away? Are you a human?"

Wang Jian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he didn't expect to be beaten up by this little girl, which really made him a little confused...

"Hmm..." Wang Jian pondered for a while: "Actually, I'm still human, I can see the shape of my mouth..."

And then, Wang Jian looked at Wuyou: "Well... Actually, I really have something to do with you, not to pursue you..."

Wuyou let out a cry, blinking quickly: "Ah?"

"I'll talk about it later." Wang Jian watched Xiao Yiwen walking out of the supermarket with a lot of junk food in his bags, and greeted her with a few words.

Soon, the four of them came to a dumpling restaurant led by Wuyou who seemed to be preoccupied.The boss is an authentic Xi'an native. After seeing Wuyou coming, he greeted her in Ma Liu's Shaanxi dialect and led them into a box.

After entering the box, Wuyou sat on the seat, blowing air out of his mouth non-stop, just like farting, quite cute...

"Actually, I asked you out because I was very curious about you." Wuyou seemed a little depressed: "Your moves yesterday included Jeet Kune Do, Judo, Yong Chun and Baguazhang. I really want to know your martial arts .”

Wang Jian nodded: "I'm in the same sect as you."

"Impossible, you don't even know what sect I am, because I don't even know." Wuyou frowned, as if protesting that Wang Jian refused to tell the truth to this extent: "If you are so dishonest, .What are you looking for me to do?"

The changes in women have always been unpredictable and incomprehensible to Wang Jian. Up to now, it seems that only Tian Er has not experienced big ups and downs in his emotions.She was dumb from beginning to end, like a silly and cute little girl.And everyone else, in Wang Jian's view, is a mystery, like aliens.

Of course, this junior sister is also the same, she looked like a warm and cheerful samba girl yesterday, but at the beginning of today she was a classical girl like Xiaojiabiyu.And when he turned around, he became a vigorous and purposeful white-collar worker in the workplace.There are three changes in this day, and they all catch up with Monkey King.

"Actually, when I first saw you, I wasn't too sure, so I went to fight you yesterday." Wang Jian hummed, and tapped his fingers on the table: "After the fight, I can basically be sure Yes. Also, can you answer a question for me?"

"Say." Wuyou turned his head and looked at Lan Lan, blinking, "I don't have a boyfriend."

After speaking.Wuyou was taken aback for a moment, then rubbed his head with a smirk: "What am I talking about..."

Wang Jian also laughed aloud: "Why do you want to participate in the martial arts tournament?"

"Hmm..." Wuyou raised his head and looked at the ceiling: "I just did it for fun, and..."

and?honestly.Wang Jian hates it the most and this sudden turning point, because usually there will be a second reason after this, and this reason is usually dumbfounding.

"I want to find a boyfriend..." Wuyou giggled, "I don't want me to find a boyfriend who can't even beat me. I was desperate at first, they are no match for me."

Wang Jian shook his head: "The master hasn't started yet."

"That's right, I also said that they can't all be rookies." Wuyou wagged his fingers, pouted and looked at the ceiling: "There must be one or two who are the right age."

"Hey, you're just pretending to be stupid." Lan Lan slapped Wang Jian angrily on the table next to her, "You can't even hear that? Do you have a girlfriend? Tell me!"

Xiao Yiwen next to him frowned at that moment, and said in a very disdainful tone: "What does it have to do with you, I have never seen anyone who dares to talk to him in such a tone."

Wang Jian almost sprayed Wuyou all over his face with a sip of water.What Xiao Yiwen said was a little too arrogant. This is most likely due to a fault in acting. This line is the classic dialogue of the villain's dog leg...

"Don't listen to her, she likes to mess around the most."

Wang Jian and Wuyou actually said this sentence at the same time, no matter the speed of speech, tone or demeanor, they all reached a state of divine synchronization.This made them both smile at each other involuntarily.

On the contrary, Lan Lan and Xiao Yiwen were at war with each other, and they seemed to be fighting with each other, and their mentality was also surprisingly consistent-anyway, they had a powerful backer, and they would not pay for their lives.

"How old is your mother?"

"My mother?" Wuyou was silent for a while: "A woman's age is a secret..."

Wang Jian patted his forehead: "Stop playing, and be serious."

"I'm 47, and I'm a cellist in the National Philharmonic Orchestra."

"Huh?" Wang Jian was taken aback: "What?"

"You want to ask my master, my kung fu was not taught by my mother, it was taught by my grandmother." Wuyou giggled and said, "Do you want to ask my grandmother's name? Her name is a mystery, but a few Ten years old neighbors call her Bamei."

Wang Jian blurted out: "Wang Sanba..."

"How do you know?" Wuyou's eyes widened suddenly: "This name is taboo... My grandma said that it was her eternal pain, and even I only found out after looking through my grandma's household registration book secretly..."

Wang Jian let out a long breath, reached out and patted Wuyou's shoulder: "Call me brother!"

"Why..." Wuyou rolled her eyes and said charmingly, "Hmph, you still want to take advantage of me."

Without further ado, Wang Jian took off the wooden pendant hanging from his neck, and handed it to Wuyou: "Uncle Eight should have it too."

This pendant is a relic of the old carpenter, and Wang Jian has been enshrining it on the spiritual throne since the beginning, but he didn't know until the old man came that this brand is an identity card. Every brother of that generation will have one, although the materials are different. , but are extremely precious.Just like the old carpenter's piece, although it is wood, it is denser than iron, it sinks when it meets water, and it also has a strange characteristic. A moist but not wet mist that keeps the skin from drying out.

"Ah!" After Wuyou saw the piece of wood, he was very surprised: "This!"

As she said that, she lowered her head and took off her piece, and put it together with the one in Wang Jian's hand.And her piece should be jade, but this jade is also strange.Some jades are like creamy fat, some are like deep pools, and some are like blue sky and white clouds, but her piece is actually corn-colored, not to mention crystal clear, and also has a strange fragrance, as light as wind and as light as water, but it makes people feel If you are next to a mountain and a valley, taking a deep breath will bring sweetness.

"It seems right." Wang Jian suddenly burst into a big smile: "My master is wood, your grandma should be... water?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wuyou screamed suddenly, and hugged Wang Jian at a speed that even Wang Jian couldn't dodge: "I caught it! I finally caught it!"

Wang Jian was taken aback by her bluffing, and suddenly felt like he had no place to put his hands...

"Let go first... let go." Wang Jian tried to push Wuyou away, but this guy was entangled even in a hug, making Wang Jian dumbfounded: "Don't get too excited."

"I said a long time ago that I can't be alone!" Wuyou laughed and let go of her hand: "No! I want to call my grandma!"

In the final analysis, although Wuyou is really good, she is just a girl in her twenties with little social experience, don't think about being calm, not everyone is Lin Yaxuan.So Wang Jian didn't think there was anything wrong with her excitement.

But the remaining two soy saucers were staring at each other. No one could understand that Wang Jian and Wuyou hugged each other suddenly. The contrast between before and after was too great.

Seeing Wuyou standing at the door and calling in her native dialect, Xiao Yiwen approached Wang Jian with a strange expression, squinted her eyes and said, "I want to tell Ruolin that you are taking advantage of other girls."

If she talked to Xiao Jin, Wang Jian would still feel a headache, but if she talked to Tianran Er, Wang Jian really felt nothing. Xiao Jin is a twisted and obsessed maniac, and even the slightest mess will make her go berserk.As for Tianran Er, from another perspective, she is actually a very scary person. She doesn't think about people, but she thinks about things, so if you want to lie to her, it's really hard...

"Brother..."

Suddenly, a greasy and soft call came from the door, which made Wang Jian shiver. He looked up and found that Wuyou was standing at the door with a smile: "Answer the phone!" (To be continued!!!