tiger teacher

"Is this for people to eat?"

Xiao Yiwen pointed to the stinky "Authentic Hunan Changsha Stinky Tofu" on the stall with one hand, and covered her mouth and nose with the other hand, her face was so ugly that she almost wanted to spit it out.

Wang Jian, on the other hand, drooled and looked eagerly at the dark golden stinky tofu fried in the oil pan, from time to time he looked at the oil pan and then at the pot of soup.

This stinky tofu was probably the only gift Wang Jian could use to reward himself when he was in college. Every weekend when he came back from work, he would ask for [-] yuan for stinky tofu at the corner of the snack street, and then go to a fast food restaurant for a piece Rice bowl with fish-flavored shredded pork for ten yuan.These two things became Wang Jian's reward for his hard work for a week. He took these two things and sat on the lawn of the university, watching the students coming and going. Wang Jian felt very happy at that time, even now recalling Get up, all still happy.

But Wang Jian loves to eat, but it doesn't mean Xiao Yiwen can bear it.The smell of this stinky tofu is disgusting. At first smell, it is like the dry toilet in the old alley. It stinks so badly.

"It can be eaten." Wang Jian answered Xiao Yiwen very sincerely, and handed over 20 yuan to the stall owner, and then gave a box to Xiao Yiwen: "Try it."

"do not want!"

Not only did Xiao Yiwen not want it, but she even ran away... But she is blind, she has no idea which direction she is going to run, the road is crowded with people, vehicles, fish and dragons, if she loses it, Wang Jian will really win I couldn't eat and walked away.

So Wang Jian had no choice but to chase after him with instant noodles, junk food, and two servings of stinky tofu.Normally, he would have solved the problem in three or two steps, but now he was shot in the ass, and his movements were quite inflexible, so he couldn't stop it all at once.

And Xiao Yiwen was afraid that he would catch up and feed her that smelly shit, so she didn't care whether Wang Jian was chasing her or not, and just ran forward with her head sullen.

"What kind of disease is this!" Wang Jian muttered to himself and sighed.He could only carefully avoid the flow of people, flattened the stinky tofu, and started chasing Xiao Yiwen madly.

This one ran desperately and the other chased after him, Wang Jian seemed to have known each other in his mind.If you think about it carefully, it may only appear in movies and TV shows, especially when the heroine sees through the male protagonist's conspiracy or catches him in bed, this chasing scene will be staged immediately, and usually accompanied by , there will be pouring rain and the heroine's miserable cry of "you go away you go away".

But thanks to the fact that there were many passers-by on the snack street around the school, and Xiao Yiwen obviously belonged to the type of people who had no physical strength, so the distance between her and Wang Jian was quickly reduced to one meter.Fortunately, Wang Jian couldn't free his hands, otherwise he would have grabbed her by the collar.

Maybe it was because of her sixth sense or something, at this time Xiao Yiwen actually turned her head and saw Wang Jian following behind her, she was shocked and turned pale, turning her head and preparing to continue to charge forward.

But as soon as he turned his head, he bumped into someone else, and then because of the recoil.The flimsy Xiao Yiwen took several steps back, fell directly on Wang Jian's chest, and then rushed forward fiercely.Kankan is about to fall to the ground.

Although Wang Jian's butt was injured and his speed was affected, there was nothing missing in his hands. Although his hands were already full of things, he still bent his arms and hooked Xiao Yiwen abruptly, as if he was carrying a Like a kitten.

"Sorry, she's stupid."

Now Wang Jian can be said to see Xiao Yiwen with a big head. In comparison, the second of natural two is just because he is easy to immerse himself in his own virtual world and ignores the real external interaction.But Xiao Yiwen... She is the ultimate woman in life, no wonder even her identical twin brother thinks that this guy has developed to the point where there is no medicine to save him.

If we put her and Natural Two together for an in-depth analysis.Natural two comes before committing two.Her mind is spinning at super high speed, constantly imagining what will happen to this place in a few minutes, what kind of results will these things lead to, and what kind of impact these results will have on the world, although it is very difficult. Two, but anyone who knows a little bit will feel that this is very profound.

But what about Xiao Yiwen... She commits crimes all the time.If someone asked her what she was thinking before committing the second crime, she would probably innocently think about it for a long time, and then shake her head innocently to express that she didn't know.And until now, she still stubbornly thinks that she is a princess, and the reason why she is hanging out with Wang Jian and his group now is just a private visit.

So she often has some incomprehensible thoughts, like running away when she sees stinky tofu, maybe she has already been deeply substituted into the role she once set for herself, such as the princess of a magic empire in another world, and Wang Jian and the stinky tofu in his hand became spies of hostile countries who wanted to feed her poison.Otherwise, Wang Jian couldn't explain why she ran so desperately.

But even so, after she bumped into someone, Wang Jian had to apologize for her.Although the rich second generation and the boss with the blue dragon tattoo on the chest are all scumbags in Wang Jian, but this does not mean that Wang Jian can step on someone's foot without apologizing, right?

"What are you playing here?"

Wang Jian was taken aback, thinking that the voice was very familiar. When he looked up, he found that it was actually a panda wearing an apron and holding a big chopstick in his hand. His small cart was not far away, and his beautiful girlfriend was busy cleaning it up. tableware.

"Why are you here?"

Originally, who was said to have such a stable foot, but was bumped by a running adult woman and was able to bounce the hitter away, but now that it was a panda, Wang Jian understood, Xiao Yiwen bumped into him , who will fly if she does not fly?

"Business, those areas are not allowed by the city management, so I'll come here." The panda wiped his greasy hand on the apron: "What's the matter? You two are here to play love in the rain? "

"Love ass." Wang Jian waved his hand: "Don't mention it, come out with the girl, it's terrible."

And Xiao Yiwen took Wang Jian far away, and there was a tendency to run away as soon as she saw something was wrong.

"How's business?"

"It's average, with a gross profit of three hundred." Panda looked at his watch and said, "I'm going to play this week. I'm unlucky in the lottery. I got a taekwondo master."

"What? Are you still beating him?" Wang Jian waved to Xiao Yiwen while chatting with the panda: "Come quickly to the bowl."

Xiao Yiwen took out a doll and wanted to throw Wang Jian, but halfway through, she looked up and felt a little reluctant, so she took out a pack of tissues from her pocket and threw it on Wang Jian's head: "You just went into the bowl!"

"Are you changing girls again? What a show." Panda glanced at Xiao Yiwen.Then he quietly said to Wang Jian: "Is there something wrong with your brain? Such a girl is not good. There is a man in my hometown who married a girl who was frustrated. When cooking, he used lead powder as rice flour to marinate the meat." , The man went to the hospital after eating. He played and played on the bed, and after playing for two days, he went to see Comrade Xiaoping.”

Wang Jian glanced at Xiao Yiwen: "She doesn't know how to cook, it's fine. Come here!"

Xiao Yiwen walked to Wang Jian's side with great reluctance, and sat down tremblingly, her eyes still fixed on the two boxes of stinky tofu on the table.

"What's wrong with her?" Seeing Xiao Yiwen's expression, Panda was a little curious: "Why is that expression so cute?"

Xiao Yiwen pitifully pointed at the stinky tofu in Wang Jian's hand, and said aggrievedly: "He wants to eat shit for me..."

Upon hearing her words, the panda immediately believed that this guy was a new human being who could not communicate.So I didn't bother to argue with this guy at all, just picked up a cigarette, and tried to use standard Mandarin to say: "Go home early, this street is mixed with fish and dragons, and there is a lot of garbage. The old man selling fish balls next to him said that there are protection fees here." people."

"Stop making trouble, you think this is Causeway Bay, and there are still people collecting protection fees." Xiao Yiwen said with a face full of disdain: "I don't believe it."

While talking.A few pissed offenders came to the panda booth, took a seat firmly, and bluffed for the panda to serve.

The panda's girlfriend quickly put together all the things they wanted.But those guys actually started to make things difficult on purpose, saying that the variety was not complete. Obviously, one person asked for ten beef balls, but only eight came up.

Panda's girlfriend said it was impossible, and one of them, who was obviously a boy in a hair salon, pointed to his convenience bowl: "You count it."

As soon as Wang Jian heard this, he stood up and was about to take that guy's face with hot soup, but he was blocked by the panda. The panda sighed: "These guys have come here several times, and they don't give money every time."

"Then you can bear it too, it's a shame you're such a big guy." Xiao Yiwen pouted at the side with disdain on her face: "It's really useless."

The panda smiled: "It doesn't matter if you eat something, just treat it as a beggar. Business still needs to be done, so these people won't be in a bad mood."

"This is a typical Ah Q spirit! I won't allow it!" Xiao Yiwen frowned, pouted, and frowned: "We must fight against injustice with all our strength! My dad always looks down on me, and I am now proving it to him .”

"Okay, okay, no need to show off." Wang Jian took out a chopstick and aimed at it: "I bet you can't hit it."

Meet the panda.Quickly stopped: "Cauldron! I still have to do business here, I can't survive if you mess with me."

"Don't worry." Wang Jian squinted his eyes and smiled: "Let me show you what a bully is. I was a bully in the village back then, and I almost forgot about it when I grew up."

Xiao Yiwen's eyes widened: "Are you molesting women too?"

Wang Jian was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head helplessly: "It's all women molesting me..."

After speaking, he waved to the panda.Panda Zhiquer stood up and walked to his girlfriend's side, talking nice things all the time.

And Wang Jian pointed to Xiao Yiwen: "Look at it, what does it mean to look for a job professionally?"

After speaking, he stood up, came to the table with Panda, sat down, picked up the mobile phone that was washed, cut and blown, and fiddled with it: "Hey, brother. How do you unlock your iPhone?"

Those little bastards who came looking for trouble were all taken aback. For a long time, relying on their wonderful surnames, they managed to make many people not only dare not provoke them, but even had to go around when they saw them on the road.This kind of power and murderous aura made them very complacent, but today when they just lost all their money and came out to find something to eat, there was Wang Jian who was so stupid and came here to find trouble... The first thing they thought of was not anger, but fun , It's as fun as playing with the mentally handicapped.

"Call daddy, daddy will unlock it for you."

"What about emergency calls?" Wang Jian blinked, his eyes full of innocence: "Emergency calls should jump directly to the lock screen."

The other people looked at Wang Jian like an idiot, and the one who was looking for something about the panda scolded directly: "Idiot."

But Wang Jian smiled slightly, his hands trembled, and the phone fell directly into a glass of freshly poured boiled water. Almost at the same time, the iPhone, which was as luxurious as it wanted to be, turned off straight and bubbling.

"Cao! Grandson, you are sick!"

Wang Jian quickly took the phone out of the water glass, wiped it on his sleeve, and returned the phone.Accompanied by a smiling face: "sao Rui sao Rui...it's my fault, I'll treat you this time."

"I'm begging your mother! Cao, you want to die!" Lan Se, holding her phone that had been submerged in water, rose viciously to the poker table.Pointing at Wang Jian: "Don't say anything, pay me."

"Okay, I'll pay." Wang Jian seemed surprisingly easy-going, and apologized again and again with a smile: "Blame me, blame me."

"Compensation? Can you afford it?" The blue-seed scissors glanced at Wang Jian up and down, and said disdainfully: "Go back and ask your mother to send you money, and don't say that I will blackmail you. This mobile phone is a limited edition. .Nine thousand and five is fine, you can get more than 1 if you buy it.”

Wang Jian opened his mouth and exaggeratedly said: "More than 1..."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up." Hong Se, who was a good guy, patted Lan Se on the shoulder and said to Wang Jian, "You don't have much patience."

Wang Jian raised his head and gave a hum, and said with trepidation, "Okay...I'll make a call right away."

After speaking, Wang Jian took out his broken mobile phone under their gaze, but he dialed the number.But he directly dialed the number of the ambulance. After dialing, he raised his head and asked, "Where is this place? Otherwise, I won't be able to find it when the person arrives, and I will waste the time of the elder brothers."

Then, while hugging the address, the red hair urged Wang Jian to quickly find someone to pay for the money, but Wang Jian just said to the phone: "Hurry up...the person is injured!"

After hanging up the phone, Wang Jian looked at his watch: "Brothers, you'll be here in 15 minutes...don't worry, don't worry."

They were not in a hurry, but Xiao Yiwen was the only one who was in a hurry... She thought she was a princess, not only a princess, but also the righteous princess of the Holy Magic Empire.She had never seen such a situation before, she rushed to Wang Jian in two steps, and scolded: "How can you do this! Aren't you usually very fierce? Be fierce!"

Saying that, Xiao Yiwen gesticulated with the middle finger at the blue hairdresser: "Trash."

"Oh, beauty. If you say that about me, I won't be happy." After seeing Xiao Yiwen's appearance clearly, the blue hair was washed and cut.At first, I wanted to make use of the topic, but it turned into ecstasy in an instant: "Beauty, where are you from? Why haven't I seen you before? You are much more beautiful than Xiaohong from Piao Piao's hair salon. I want my brother to take you out tonight to get high." what?"

Xiao Yiwen snorted coldly, her eyes widened: "Go away!"

"Ouch, the little beauty is angry." Lan Se washed and cut and was about to put her arms around Xiao Yiwen's waist as she said that.

And Wang Jian looked at his watch: "Be patient."

That red haircut laughed, and said to Xiao Yiwen: "Seeing how sensible your boyfriend is, I'll let you bear with it."

"No." Wang Jian shook his head, and then his hands flew like a shuttle, two pairs of chopsticks nailed all four hands to the table, and the other party didn't even feel any pain in the whole process: "I want you two to bear it, there are still twelve minutes .”

Then, he smiled at the green hairdresser who seemed to have drunk too much, but was woken up by fright: "Hello."

Before the green wash and scissor could reply, the two people nailed to the table by Wang Jian screamed at that moment. The pain from the back of their hands was pierced, and they lost all feelings, and just lay on their stomachs. The shit on the table.But they could only howl and couldn't move, because their hands were nailed, and it hurt like cutting flesh if they moved casually.

"You guessed right, I'm just looking for trouble." Wang Jian rolled his eyes, swished a few times, pulled out the chopsticks from their hands, and threw a few pairs of blood-stained chopsticks into the ground more than ten meters away. in the trash.

"I didn't destroy you, don't be too nervous."

When Wang Jian spoke lightly, he put his feet on the stool and propped his chin with one hand: "Go back and tell your boss that if he doesn't pay back what he owes within three days, he will die. The money wants me to get rid of him, but the price offered by the people over there is too low, I just send a letter, and you can figure it out.”

The pain of being pierced with a blood hole in the hand is definitely more painful than hemorrhoid surgery, so they didn't listen to what Wang Jian said there, they just yelled there, and attracted a bunch of people who should come It shouldn't have come.

Seeing that the timing was almost up, Wang Jian stood up suddenly, grabbed the blue hair that had been washed and blown out: "Kneel down."

Kneeling down, the tone was low, but it was the low tone.Lan Mao, who made the pained Yu Xianyu die, knelt down immediately.

And Wang Jian turned his head to look at the red one: "You want me to call you?"

Just like that, three punks who are quite well-known here just knelt on the ground, and two of them were bleeding profusely...

those around the audience.In fact, it was very cold-blooded. After seeing this scene, instead of panicking, they watched with interest, and some even cheered for Wang Jian.

Soon, an ambulance came and picked up the three people.And the ambulance just left. The 110 patrol car swayed over, but after coming over, it asked if there was a fight.But the group of spectators didn't speak for a long time, and Wang Jian even sat there eating stinky tofu with relish, as if nothing had happened.

110 saw that no one spoke, so naturally they just muttered and complained a few words before leaving the scene, and replied to the main station that this was a false alarm.And those audiences left after watching a good show.After all, Wang Jian still had an aura sitting there. Ordinary people who didn't know him couldn't get close to him at all.

"Are you a pervert..." Xiao Yiwen asked Wang Jian with wide eyes: "Why did you do such a cruel thing. How can you not care at all."

Wang Jian silently raised his head and swallowed the last piece of stinky tofu: "What did I do?"

Xiao Yiwen imitated Wang Jian dancing and dancing. After all, she was a professional actor. Although she played the role not only not murderous but also quite cute, she still had a certain resemblance: "This is like this."

At this time, the panda came up and stood in front of Wang Jian: "I am your ancestor! Stealing Lao Tzu's limelight..."

"You obviously won't look for trouble." Wang Jian waved his hands: "If you want to pretend to be so unnatural, it will appear that you are unfathomable."

And Xiao Yiwen pursed her mouth and pondered: "But that's quite natural."

Wang Jian gestured with scissors: "Rely on acting skills."

Panda sighed: "Rolling, I'm going to close the stall, I'm not in the mood to do it."

"Hey, you haven't talked about your karate duel yet. Where are you going?"

"It's Taekwondo, you will know it next week." The panda stood up and took off his apron: "You killed him, the police will definitely come over tomorrow to deal with me."

"You can do it, you can find a way to go."

After speaking, he turned around and left with Xiao Yiwen.After returning to the martial arts hall, Xiao Yiwen told stories to the people in the room vividly.And he also acted while talking, not only playing Wang Jian but also the panda, and even the combination of washing, cutting and blowing, which made the room full of joy.

"You can do it, take my princess sister out to fight and find trouble, I will call you ruthless. She is such a boring person, she will never give up if she doesn't talk about it for three months." Dawei threw a can of Wangzai cow to Wang Jian ? "

Wang Jian spread his hand and pointed at Xiao Yiwen: "Ask her."

And he was laughing and laughing here, but Jiang Zhiyuan at the other end was dull. He was sitting in the living room alone, playing a game of chess with himself silently.Although putting his sister in confinement cured his heart disease, but he himself was really in a situation where there was no turning back.

Now he can be said to have offended everyone who should be offended, forming a line of his own, and those senior officials involved in the underworld are like meeting the plague god when they see him now.In fact, for him, this is really not good, after all, all the things that he wanted to get out of the mouths of those officials have now disappeared.After all, those officials are the smartest people in all of China. Now that they are on guard against him, Jiang Zhiyuan,...it will be very difficult to get some information.

After all, what he is going to attack now is the serious underworld. Most of the time, he has hooked up with some important people or is simply a celebrity in society, not something those street braggarts can look up to.

And since he started to investigate this matter, many leaders or acquaintances began to give hints, but regarding these, Jiang Zhiyuan just laughed it off by pretending to be stupid.

It seems that there is no problem now, but when the big fish is caught at the end, this will inevitably touch the fundamental interests of some people, and if you deal with the crazy counterattack of these people whose vital interests have been touched, it is even worse than anti-criminal revenge More complicated and more dangerous.

"Zhiyuan, it looks like you're in a bad mood."

"Yeah, it's so late, the old man hasn't slept yet?" Jiang Zhiyuan raised his head and glanced: "This is not your style."

"You kid, you are not big or small." The old man who came down from the second floor came to Jiang Zhiyuan's side and began to take over the mess he set up: "That girl Xiaodie just called me to complain, it seems that you Are you going to play for real?"

"I've reported everything to you, chief." Jiang Zhiyuan raised his eyelids and glanced at the old man opposite him: "Now you can sleep in peace."

"Boy, don't play this game with me. I'm curious, what annoys you so much. You have a problem since you were a child. Whenever you have something you can't figure out, you just play chess with yourself and don't talk. "

"Some things don't need to be said to be good or not." Jiang Zhiyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You don't need to get involved."

"Say it, I'll give you an analysis."

Jiang Zhiyuan looked up at his grandfather, let out a breath, and then told him all the things that worried and worried him, as well as the situation he was facing now.

"Oh..." The old man let out a long sigh: "But you must be wrong about one thing."

Jiang Zhiyuan was taken aback: "What?"

"It's those two boys, Sun Desheng." The old man easily ate all the chess pieces in Jiang Zhiyuan's hand: "It's wrong for you to count them separately."

"But……"

"No, but." The old man chuckled, "I've seen this kind of thing many times in my life. Since the two of them haven't officially opened fire yet, it means that they are still jealous of Lao Sun. Since both of them are jealous of Lao Sun, In other words, they still have some affection for their own family, do you know what I mean?"

Jiang Zhiyuan is not Jiang Caidie, of course he understands.My grandfather's meaning is very clear. When he estimated the situation, he took out the second grandson and the third grandson separately. This is of course an idealized state. Even if they fight to death, once foreign enemies invade, I'm afraid they will The think tanks in the country will not allow them to bite each other anymore. After all, the Kuomintang and the Communist Party have times to cooperate, let alone two brothers who are compatriots of one wife.

Jiang Zhiyuan knew this point clearly at that time, he hummed and raised his head: "Then what's your idea?"

"Isn't there a third party?" The old man chuckled, "Wang Jian, I told Xiaodie not to investigate him, just to pave the way for you. This power should not be underestimated, and it is definitely not inferior to any trump card you hold." , and can even fight against you alone."

"How is it possible, he is a grassroots."

"Grassman? That's because you don't know the energy behind him. Hehe."

The old man was playing tricks, but Jiang Zhiyuan knew it right away, his eyes widened: "You mean..."

"A guy who can break the rules over and over again but nobody touches him, what do you think?"

"I, um... I probably understand."

"At this time, it's impossible for you to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, but what you have to do is very simple, isn't it?"

"Long distance and close attack?" Jiang Zhiyuan frowned: "But it's unlikely to happen."

"You, it's right not to let you play politics." The old man shook his head: "You are suitable for leading troops to fight, but not suitable for court affairs. Go back and figure it out yourself. You are not Xiaodie, you have to have your own judgment and analysis "(To be continued. You are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)