tiger teacher

"Holy Father... Please let me go."

On the phone, Dasheng’s little brother almost cried and said: “You are my own grandfather, you gave me this thing, I scrapped four drill bits, and now I’ve only drilled a centimeter or less. I’m pickling It was also washed, and the soda was burned, but it didn’t even take off the paint. I have four hundred and three drill bits, and half of my hard-earned money for a day is spent on the head.”

After hearing this, the Great Sage thought about it back and forth, and took a breath: "Is this thing really so hard?"

"You don't know what you gave me, do you? This is military armor. It's all cast in one piece. It needs to be cut with a high-power laser. My **-sized laser hole is too strong for me. Brother three get a tattoo."

"Then I won't make it difficult for you. Do you know who can do it?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then he said in a joking tone: "I really know such a rich man, a woman who spends all day forging knives and swords, he may have a trick on his side." .”

The Great Sage hummed: "Let him wait for me in the house."

"Master, you let me do something that offends someone again? He is my boss. I wish I could call him my father when I see him. I have always been the one to see you. When will it be my turn to order him around?"

"Don't play tricks on me, you are the most cunning idiot, think of a trick." Otherwise, stretch your neck and prepare to kill yourself."

After finishing speaking, Dasheng hung up the phone on his own, turned on the radio and began to listen to the storytelling by Mr. Shan Tianfang Dan, wagging his head and tail.

But he is at ease here, the boss of the cymbal gold factory has a lot of brains.He didn't tell the Great Sage just now that the boss is a pure weirdo. He has tried no less than two hundred kinds of metals at his place. He has played around with all kinds of steel, copper, aluminum, tungsten and iridium. It's not that I hate having no weight...

If it weren't for this guy's enthusiasm for this thing, and he was willing to pay for it, he would have given up serving him a long time ago.Moreover, this person has a very bad temper, and he would blow his beard off the table at every turn. It is quite difficult to talk, but the technology of that thing is absolutely nothing to say, just the waste products he doesn't want can be sold outside for thousands or even a few dollars. million high prices.

Now that the Great Sage has given the order to die, there is nothing he can do if he doesn't want to provoke that guy anymore, so he can only pick up the phone tremblingly: "Master Xing, you are auspicious."

"If you have something to say, let the fart go!"

"That's how it is. I have a customer who sent a few pieces of materials to process, but I can't get them. Why don't you take a look?"

"What kind of balls can those clients of yours send you?" The voice on the phone was extremely arrogant and disdainful: "No time."

"Don't, don't, listen to me. One piece is made of boat molecular plastic. You probably haven't even touched this thing before. It's a thing for the army. The other two pieces are made of alloy round-head steel, which is military armor. This...

"Wait! I'll be right there!"

After hanging up the phone, he called Dasheng again non-stop: "My lord, I have an appointment for you, he will be back in 10 minutes.""

The Great Sage snorted, "Let him wait.

After speaking, the Great Sage turned and walked into the toilet, took a book of stories, and began his protracted battle against old constipation.After half an hour, he came out with his trousers in his hands, and walked out of the office door with a relaxed expression on his face.

After returning to the factory, as soon as I entered the craft room, I saw the boss and a burly man staring at their buttocks under the microscope, and the big man muttered to himself in a trembling and shy tone. : "Chen... so beautiful... Positive triangle chain, this thing is definitely a new technology, I have never seen it, I have never seen it before. Is your customer coming? I want this thing for how much it costs."

"I'm afraid it won't work." The Great Sage stepped forward, "Selling you would be treason to me."

After finishing speaking, he stepped forward and leaned on the table: "Are you the master this kid said?"

The burly man stood up and looked up at the great sage, and wiped his mouth strangely: "I'm not a master, but I usually like things like swords. Say, make a price, as long as you can accept it, you can go bankrupt." .”

"Your family property is still kept by myself, I don't need it." The Great Sage pointed to a few pieces of materials on the table: "If you can do it, if you can't do it, I will find someone else."

After speaking, the Great Sage lifted his things and prepared to leave.But he was stopped by the big man before he took two steps, and he had a begging expression on his face: "I can guarantee that I am the only person in the world who can make things according to your requirements, and I will not sell you if you don't sell me." OK, but I have to pick up this surprise.”

"I'm a crappy civil servant and I don't have that much money. I'll take it back to the army and let them screw it up with a laser."

"Ouch... my dear mother, there is a ball for that broken laser, and the whole armor piece is okay, and the sword and sword are violent."

The great sage chuckled, "It's so mysterious, it makes you very good at it."

When the big man heard this, he raised his head solemnly, patted his chest and said, "I, Xing Tianxia, ​​have nothing else to do. I've lived on this for the rest of my life. Let's take a gamble. If I get it out for you, you can use the scraps here." Give it to me. If I can't get it out, you can shoot me, just don't spoil a good thing."

When the Great Sage heard this, his heart was filled with joy: These three items were originally piled up in the warehouse as test products that had not yet been put into production. Every day, a large number of them were taken out as targets. Basically, they were taken out to make a phone call. thing.And this material, to put it bluntly, few people can make out the formula, just like an aircraft carrier, system engineering.

But seeing how anxious this guy was to get angry, a scum like the Great Sage naturally couldn't let go of this good opportunity to bully others.So after listening to the big man's words, he was silent for a moment, with a look of worry on his face, and then sighed: "It's not easy, this is a secret, I messed with people..."

, 'I sign the association to recognize....  … .I signed a confidentiality agreement and promised not to tell anyone, otherwise.  … .  …otherwise………….Otherwise I'm a puppy! "

It is a humorous story in itself for a 1.9-meter tall man to say such words, and the Great Sage is naturally happy.And once he was happy, he no longer planned to embarrass this guy.

So the Great Sage pretended to be mysterious and nodded: "Ten hours."

, 'Ah..." The big man was taken aback: "So much time? "

,'urgent. "

,'OK! The big man gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Fight it!" "

After finishing speaking, he put the three pieces in a row, pointed to the armor of the tank and said, "This one is the heaviest. It is the most suitable for the 1.5-meter knife. After it is formed, it can weigh about 45 kilograms. It is difficult for ordinary people to hold it." move."

The Great Sage nodded: "Don't think about it, it's for perverts."

"Is Master Guan reincarnated..." After the big man muttered a few times, he pointed to another piece of black paint: "This piece is much, much lighter but not as hard as that one, but it is very malleable and fits well. Used to make short knives."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the piece of plastic that made him drool: "This baby is light and hard, and it is most suitable for use as a dagger, but the requirement for this irregular cross-section is very strange... I said clearly , I can’t make it irregular, but I can make it into a sunken octagon for you, with a bloodletting slot and an air slot, so you can guarantee that you will die if you poke it in, how about it? "

The Great Sage thought for a while, then nodded: "Yes."

,'Also, if the long knife is in a triangular layout, it will affect the speed. It is usually used when the strength is not high. These guys are strong enough. How about I give you a new plan? "

Professional is professional, a lot of data was written out in his pen, Dasheng didn't see any of them, just listened to him rambling there alone.

, 'The long knife imitates the Tang knife, but its structure and human body are more adaptable, and it can exert the power of chopping and smashing to the extreme, and there will be no sound of breaking through the air. "The big man squatted on the ground with a serious face and wrote: "There is nothing to say about the short sword. It is mainly used for close defense. I will make you a wide-faced double-edged sword. The other side is made into a tiger-tooth shape, which has more functions and is more convenient. "

After talking a lot, he looked up at the Great Sage:, 'No problem?No problem I'll start. "

Dasheng spread his hands: ...'You are a professional, you come here. "

As soon as the words fell, he was busy driving alone, there was a clanging sound, the casting furnace was lit and liquid nitrogen was filled, and a lot of things that the Great Sage had never seen before emerged one after another.

The time lasted from the afternoon until late at night, and even when the morning star was already hanging in the sky, the three beautiful guys finally took shape.During this period, the Great Sage ate four lunch boxes, two large bottles of Coke, more than 20 betel nuts and two packs of cigarettes... .

"Now it's time to sharpen the blade. It is very troublesome to cut the blade. Because of the special material, the blade must be cut by hand, otherwise it will stick to the iron foam, which will affect the appearance." But he was always in good spirits: ...'Who, change the diamond abrasive for me!For the loosest one, remember the money, about forty. "

After the ear-piercing sound of rubbing came, the Great Sage couldn't take it anymore, he exited the workshop, came to the corridor, leaned against the corner and smoked deeply: "Wang Jian, Wang Jian, don't let me down, my boy!" Hard."

At [-] o'clock in the morning, although the agreed ten hours had already passed by a lot, the three guys did appear in front of the Great Sage, and the last process was baking paint, which turned the shiny surface into a matte dark green.

This process is very simple, and it only took half an hour before and after.When three gray long and short weapons appeared on the table, the big man actually showed a gratified smile, his eyes were full of apprehension like a new father who was waiting outside the delivery room for the baby to be born.

"Come on, sacrificial fellow." After finishing speaking, he picked up the dagger and wiped a gash on his finger, blood flowed out, and dripped his own blood on the three weapons, and then took a deep breath Take a breath: "Perfect.

The Great Sage picked up the 45-jin long knife and gestured a few times, then nodded: ...'That's not bad. "

"I just said I can."

The big man picked up a short knife and pointed it at the cast-iron workbench and chopped it down. A full ten centimeters behind the workbench, a corner was cut off abruptly, and the incision was smooth without any burrs.

"Cut iron like mud!"