tiger teacher

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the sensational Dog Meat Festival is about to begin.This dog meat festival not only attracted the attention of many foodies, but also attracted the attention of dog lovers who were protesting.

At first they planned to force their way in to snatch the dog and lift the table, but when they arrived at the intersection, they found that both sides of the street were full of patrolling police. A few representatives were selected to find the person in charge of the Dog Meat Festival - Dawei, and negotiated with him.

But they have never seen what kind of person Dawei is.One must know that although this guy looks foolish, he is truly not an idiot, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that he is full of knowledge.Debating with this group of people from the so-called Animal Protection Association is almost the rhythm of victory.

In the end, in desperation, these guys planned to forcefully charge again.

But before they even started, the personal bodyguard hired by Dawei surrounded these dozens of people who claimed to be righteous.Then... This group of people who are not even afraid of the police, surrounded by a group of strong men who look like gangsters, dare not even fart.

"There are so many people with chaotic logic everywhere in the world." Dawei walked back to the temporary office and sat down opposite Wang Jian: "They never think about problems from other angles, they are simple-minded, and they claim to be educated." Higher education. These idiots don't even know what higher education is."

Wang Jian raised his head blankly from a magazine: "What is higher education?"

"You don't know either?" Dawei sighed, "It's a pity that I still treat you as a senior intellectual."

"I just don't know what you mean by understanding." Wang Jian spread his hands: "Everyone has a different understanding, some understand it as mastering a lot of knowledge, some understand it as having good qualities, and some understand it as being pro-social. .”

Dawei spread his hands: "Don't be so serious."

"It's a personality factor." Jiang Zhiyuan, who was playing with his mobile phone with his legs crossed, also raised his head: "Will the plan succeed? You two are discussing such a deep topic here."

Wang Jian pondered for a moment: "Although it sounds very unreliable, but... I still believe in their method. Otherwise, you can think of a more suitable one yourself."

"It will start in 10 minutes." Jiang Zhiyuan made a gesture to wipe his neck: "It depends on this time whether I can survive. Um...By the way, if the plan doesn't work, a lot of people will die. Then you should also prepare for your desperation as early as possible, hide in some deep mountain and old forest for the rest of your life, remember to burn some money for me, and burn a small western-style building for me."

"You're talking more and more nonsense." Dawei put his feet on the table and sniffed vigorously: "I'm sorry... the smell of this stewed dog meat is so delicious, I can smell it all over. "

"Eating dog meat in this weather, waiting for prickly heat." Jiang Zhiyuan chuckled: "Okay, I'm going out for a walk, sitting here is too stressful. When my sister comes later, don't tell her about it. She's missing a string, and it's going to cause panic."

"You finally admit that your unlucky sister has no roots?" Dawei turned to look at Jiang Zhiyuan: "Didn't you protect her all the time?"

"Nonsense, if you have a younger sister who is missing strings, can you not protect her?"

"A missing sister... I don't have one. But I really do have a missing sister." Dawei clicked his ears: "And the degree of missing strings is not lower than your sister, But one thing is better than your sister, my sister doesn't take herself too seriously. It's not like your sister sees herself as a golden branch and jade leaf."

"There are all kinds of people." Wang Jian smoothed things over: "They're all normal."

"I won't talk to you guys anymore, I'll go out and do some research first."

After Jiang Zhiyuan left, Dawei turned his head and threw a cigarette to Wang Jian: "Why does this kid look so nervous?"

"I think it's normal, because the tiger skin on him gives him so much power. My dad always said that life is like standing on ice and crawling forward. The more things you wear, the warmer you are, but the easier it is." The ice was crushed and fell down. This is how he is now." After finishing speaking, Wang Jian stroked his chin and gave a long hum: "Actually, thinking about it now, my father is really a strange old man with dialectical philosophical thinking."

"Just kidding...you don't see how big his name is." Dawei wiped his nose: "The older generation, when they heard Brother Sanyi's name, they couldn't help but tremble all over. Yes. This is called power, how many years have passed, just hearing the name is so shocking."

While talking, Liang Huanhuan suddenly rushed in with a group of girls whooping, and as soon as he came in, he started to shout: "Let's go, take us to eat dog meat! I specially picked up all the girls." Come eat dog meat!"

Wang Jian sighed and stood up: "I said, where have you been all morning, you don't need to be so active."

Beside Liang Huanhuan, a cute girl with a baby face and a few small freckles clapped her hands: "Wang Jian, I heard that you are engaged to my family Huanhuan?"

Wang Jian shuddered and turned to look at Liang Huanhuan.But Liang Huanhuan flicked his fingers to look at the ceiling and didn't intend to make eye contact with him at all.

"Yeah. They're engaged." Dawei stood up, pointing to the cheap ring on Liang Huanhuan's finger: "Look at it. The rings are all on. You guys are suspicious." <, don't scare people.Let's go, eat dog meat! "

After finishing speaking, the group of girls was kicked out by Liang Huanhuan in a noisy manner.But Wang Jian looked at Dawei: "Liang Huanhuan is also going to brag about it?"

"Leave her alone, she's just a little girl." Dawei put his arms around Wang Jian's shoulders: "If it were you, who grew up in the army without parents or mothers, you must be crazy .These days are actually very monotonous, and bragging is a way to adjust, after all, she is a little girl, she still has vanity, let her go."

Wang Jian smiled: "I really can't see that you are so considerate."

"Nonsense, I've always been kind." Dawei grinned: "And sometimes you don't treat her too badly as a girl. This girl is very sensitive. Give her a small gift once in a while, and keep her in the world. Show it off all over again."

"It's not good..."

"Don't worry, she still has a long way to go before falling in love. She is just playing now, making up for everything she didn't play when she was a child. So don't be too sentimental."

"Why am I being passionate..." Wang Jian wiped the sweat off his face: "Can you stop smearing my face.

"Come on." Dawei pushed Wang Jian's head: "You are such a beautiful scum."

"If you touch my head again, I'll beat you up."

"Come on, beat me up, you won't be happy if you don't get beaten up." Dawei beckoned at Wang Jian: "Beat me up."

Wang Jian shook his head and sighed, "Let me go."

After walking outside, Xing Na protesters are still there, but their presence makes this festival more and more popular. The number of onlookers and participants is increasing, but they still can't stand the traditional culture and the aroma of food The temptation, the number of foodies is overwhelming by geometric multiples...

"The scene is good."

"Sure, many famous chefs have been invited to make guest appearances today."

Dawei tidied up his clothes, walked to the place where the ribbon was cut, and began to chatter a bunch of nonsense, roughly introducing customs and delicacies in various places.But at this moment, the aroma from all the stalls in the venue was already permeating everywhere. The foodies didn't even bother to listen to Dawei's fart, their eyes widened.

And for this event, 120 super chefs from all over the world were invited, as well as gourmets from various countries.Dog meat is the main food, but it also includes almost all delicacies that people talk about all over the world.From France to Japan, from Gibraltar to Kenya, from Iceland to the Philippines, there are all kinds of unique cuisines, just looking at them is delicious.

For foodies, it is already a great pleasure in life to be able to eat delicious food from all over the world without leaving home and half sell half free.So when the ribbon-cutting ceremony ended, at least 5000 people rushed into this place immediately.

And when the first hexagram firecracker sounded, the fountain sprayed out a liquid with the aroma of hops.

"Oh...it's beer!" A big man from the Maoxiong Empire cheered, no matter whether it was clean or not, he picked up the kettle he carried with him and drank a big cup.

Dawei also said through the loudspeaker: "This is the first surprise. Drinking to your heart's content is completely free. Please rest assured that we have strictly sterilized, and the sprayed beer will never be returned to use."

Of course, this plan was Natural Er's unreliable proposal.An hour after she took Xiao Jin away for analysis, she had obtained the composition information of the toxins.

And there are two kinds of things that destroy their viability—yeast and alcohol.This is the simplest and most efficient thing, so what has this in it?The answer, of course, is draft beer...

This is also thanks to Dawei's eye-catching hands, who dragged a full six tank trucks containing a full 10 tons of beer from a brewery that was not profitable in just a few [-] minutes!

Of course, this costs money.But this amount of money was nothing to Dawei's foundation, and it even saved the life of the brewery.

The beer in the three jetting pools gushed out with fragrance and a lot of foam, and the atmosphere reached its peak in an instant.

Time passed by, and the toxins had long been submerged by the excreted beer, but so far no one has shown signs of poisoning.This also illustrates a problem. Natural II's plan has worked, and not only has it worked, it seems to have brought about a series of chain reactions.

"It's so cool!" Liang Huanhuan held a glass of beer and pulled a large amount of barbecue to Wang Jian and Dawei's side: "My dream... is to eat and drink for free."

"It costs money." Wang Jian pointed to the meat skewers: "Did you steal it?"

"Is this considered money? Twelve skewers are only six yuan! Fifty cents a skewer, and the meat on it is more than fifty cents." Liang Huanhuan wiped his mouth: "I won't talk nonsense with you, I won't be able to eat it when it's late, these beasts It's like a dog grabbing a slot, it's too vicious."

Seeing the joyful Liang Huanhuan rushing into the crowd to grab food again, Wang Jian smiled and turned to Dawei and said, "How much money did you lose?"

"You should ask how much money you made." Dawei chuckled: "For an advertisement of this scale, if it is to achieve the same effect, a hundred million is necessary. How much is this? Including beer, ten and ten million, I But how can a child from a merchant family do business at a loss."

At this time, Jiang Zhiyuan sneaked over and said, "I'm ready. If our calculations are correct, that guy should come over to observe his battle results."

That's right, Cooper just got into a taxi and was about to come over to watch the live broadcast of those cruel humans being punished, so he was in a particularly comfortable mood.

But when he arrived at the scene, he was taken aback instinctively, and his mind went blank with a buzzing sound.Especially when he smelled the fresh and pleasant smell of beer, his heart suddenly surged, and his whole body was on the verge of collapse.

The toxin was created by him, and he certainly knew what the weaknesses of these things were.That's why he put those meatballs with water-soluble skins in the sewer.

But who would have thought that the pool that used to spray water would now start spraying beer!Beer!How can these nouveau riche-faced Chinese people use food brewed to create landscape effects!Don't they know that there are still millions or even tens of millions of people in Africa suffering from hunger?

"I failed again." Cooper stared straight at the clean fountain and the yellow-green beer, swallowed his saliva, couldn't help but picked up the cup provided by the organizer next to him, bent down and took a cup from it Take a sip of beer: "Oh...draft beer! My favorite!"

But before he finished his glass of beer, his shoulder was suddenly pinched tightly by an arm like iron pincers: "I want to talk to you."

As soon as Cooper turned his head, his expression suddenly became dull, his face turned pale at first, then green, then black again, and finally as gray as a private person.

Wang Jian grabbed this guy with a smile on his face: "Come with me."

"No... I don't know..."

Just as Cooper was about to cheat, Wang Jian couldn't help but punch him in the stomach.This punch doesn't have any fancy internal strength, it's completely a real punch, and it doesn't have any technical content like a hooligan fight.But even if there is no technical content, it can't stand Wang Jian's strength and toughness.With this punch, the beer he just drank was sprayed out of Cooper's nostrils...

"Follow me." Wang Jian said in a low tone, "I'll count to three."

Cooper seemed to be ready to fight to the death: "I am an American, and I am protected by American laws!"

Wang Jian gave another solid punch... Cooper spat out again.

And then, Wang Jian threateningly punched the stainless steel trash can next to him. There was no sound but a clear fist mark was left: "Don't say good things for the third time."

When Cooper saw it, his eyeballs were about to pop out. He was honest at the time, and lowered his head listlessly: "You have to swear to God, you won't hit me."

Wang Jian gave Cooper a strange look: "Hehe."

These two days are relatively busy, so the word count will be one or two thousand less.In fact, one change is 1, and two changes are 5. The difference is not much... Tomorrow is relatively free, and I will make a little more. -