tiger teacher

The reason why Cheng Hui wanted to beat Tang Jun was very simple, and it would probably make people laugh if he said it.What caused their conflict was that Tang Jun released Cheng Hui's pigeons during the day because he was going to class. Cheng Hui came to the door at night to question Tang Jun. There was a quarrel between them, and then Cheng Hui said that Tang Jun would break a leg and be unable to go to school tomorrow. After class, everyone will know what happened next.

The hearts of boys and girls aged seventeen or eighteen are extremely elusive. They usually express their inner feelings in an extreme way. If there is no class, he may not be able to enter the classroom until the summer vacation begins.

"That's why you called me early in the morning?" Wang Jian stood in front of the sink in the public toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth and answered Dawei's call: "You got up very early."

"Good morning, I didn't sleep all night." Dawei's voice was a little hoarse: "Yesterday my sister came back, and I was caught by him, and he trained me until after three o'clock, but she was fine, sitting at four o'clock The plane is gone, I'm still sleeping ass."

"You have today too."

There was obvious gloating in Wang Jian's tone, and this tone made Dawei's side silent for a long time:

"You mocked me..."

"I'm just laughing at you. Isn't it worth laughing at a grown man being scolded by his sister until three o'clock in the middle of the night?"

"If you want to have a sister, you will end up like this."

"Hey, I really don't. Your sister must be an old aunt in her 30s who is still unmarried."

"Nonsense, my sister is only 4 minutes older than me, we are twins, well, I won't talk nonsense with you, we will talk about it when we meet."

After hanging up the phone, Wang Jian spit out the toothpaste froth in his mouth, and said to himself, "There is also a twin sister, which is pretty good."

"What's not bad?"

Natural Er's voice drifted faintly into Wang Jian's ears. Wang Jian stood up straight, saw Natural Er wearing a sports vest behind him from the mirror, and greeted him vaguely.

"I came back to look for you yesterday, but you weren't there."

"Oh, I'm out to make some extra money."

Tianran Er narrowed his eyes and pinched his chin: "A Jian, tell the truth, do you like my sister?"

Just as Wang Jiang was about to rinse his mouth, when he heard Tianraner's words, he sprayed out a mouthful of water, including soup and scum, and turned his head to look at Tianraner in surprise: "What did you say?"

Natural No. [-] also looked a little unnatural, coughed twice, and blushed: "I ask you, do you like my sister? She...she should find a boyfriend, if you like..."

"Stop!" Wang Jian wiped his face with water indiscriminately: "What's wrong with you all? Are you all so entangled in this kind of thing?"

"No, no." Tianran Er started to dance in a panic: "Listen to my explanation..."

"No time." Wang Jian leaned down to clean the toothpaste foam from the corner of his mouth, and said in a low voice, "I actually annoy her, and can you not worry about such things?"

Tianran Er stood behind him, not knowing how to answer, holding the hem of his clothes with both hands and twisting non-stop, his lips opened and closed several times but he didn't make a sound, his eyes were aggrieved, like a kitten after being trained.

"Hey, why don't you look at me like this early in the morning." Wang Jian raised his head, hung up the towel, and walked out by himself: "I told her yesterday that she will continue to behave like this." In the future, she will have to live with Cucumber for the rest of her life."

"Huh?" Naturally confused, he quickly followed behind Wang Jian: "What cucumber? Why cucumber?"

Wang Jian shook his head: "Just talking casually, it might be eggplant."

And before the two of them took two steps, Kaizi Xu, who was dressed in a handsome sportswear, quickly followed up from behind, and ran beside Tianraner with a sunny face: "Ruolin, good morning."

But when he saw Wang Jian, his voice suddenly became low: "Morning."

"Morning." Wang Jian nodded and said, "Your body is so weak, you can't do it so early every day, you are prone to sudden death, and morning exercise is also rewarding. You are most suitable for evening exercise."

"I'm not weak, don't believe us..."

Kaizi Xu Gang wanted to say, "I don't believe we compete in physical fitness", but suddenly thought that Wang Jian is a pure beast, and comparing physical fitness with him...that is to go to the latrine with a lantern—seeking death.So he vomited half of the words, but he swallowed them back abruptly.

"Ajian, Ajian, come to my house for dinner tonight. I can't finish the food at home." Tianran Er seemed to have thought of this all of a sudden, with a look of pride on his face: "I'll bring you some later. It’s a pity to waste it if you can’t finish it.”

"Yeah." Wang Jian nodded, "Forget about your sister."

"Oh……"

Seeing Wang Jian and Tianran Er being so close, Kai Zixu's face was almost swollen, but he was helpless. He also heard just now that when Tianran Er asked Wang Jian to eat at night, he didn't even A little bit of inviting oneself, this feeling seems to be called "destined to be alone forever".

Kaizi Xu kept complaining in his heart, since he was a child, women have always stuck to him, no matter in middle school or after entering the society, he always seems to be the focus of the crowd, most of the time he hides Others, when have they received such a cold reception.

Thinking about it... This sense of distance so close to the horizon made him feel very wronged, his eyes were dry, he felt like crying, and he didn't know where Wang Ruolin was.

"Hey, trash collector, I have a rice cooker here, do you want it?"

When the three of them passed a building, a fat woman on the second floor yelled at Wang Jian: "Come up if you want."

"Please, wait a moment."

Wang Jian was also unambiguous. After answering, he turned around and went into the door opening, and turned to Tianraner and said: "You run by yourself, I will go to work, and I will wait for you later."

After Tianran Er answered, Kaizi Xu next to him suddenly had a feeling of enlightenment. After a lot of twists and turns in his heart, his mood was so bright. threat?How could such a person be worthy of Ruolin? ', after making this clear in his heart, he suddenly turned his head to look at Natural Two:

"Ruolin, what do you usually like most?"

"Leek... Leek..."

Natural [-] is more or less shy. After all, this hobby is definitely a rare one. I heard that there are people who like narcissus, roses, and stones, but it is rare to hear that there are people who like leeks...

So even Kaizi Xu is silent. How can he show class if he likes leeks?Is it possible to use a golden gift box to wrap a bundle of leeks?This is not a joke.

"What about my second favorite..."

"Leek cake..."

Kaizi Xu took a deep breath, looked at the sky, and bit his lips: "Is there any normal ones... that don't have anything to do with leeks?"

"sleep……"

Kaizi Xu felt a sense of powerlessness from the bottom of his heart, and more than half of the original momentum had been consumed: "What about other things, such as famous brands, famous watches, cosmetics, where do you like to travel, and these?"

"I have a watch." The cartoon watch on Tianran's second wrist shook Kaizi Xu's hand: "It was a birthday present from a student last year."

"What about the cosmetics?"

"I use Pechoin...my skin is prone to dryness, and I especially like the fragrant smell."

Pechoin, it’s [-] yuan, this kind of thing seems... It seems that it can’t be high-end?So Kaizi Xu could only look at Tianran Er helplessly: "Then where do you want to travel?"

"Me, I want to go to Nantianmen. I've always heard that Yang Jian is guarding the gate there. I want to see his dog." Tianraner's face was full of longing: "And it should be very beautiful there. I have wanted to sleep there since I was a child." The clouds are floating with the wind..."

enough!To your sister's Yang Jian, to your sister's Nantianmen, to your sister's Xiaotiangou, to your sister's Piao Ah Piao!Kaizi Xu was finally in a state of collapse. He never imagined that such a woman existed in this era. He really couldn't imagine how a person like Tianran Er could live to the end of his life. so big!

After taking a few deep breaths, he finally calmed down, but at this time Wang Jian had already caught up with a broken rice cooker from behind, turned his head and said to Tianraner: "My business has been good these two days, and I made two dollars. Three hundred, when your family's leftovers are finished, I'll treat you to fish."

"You're right, you can't lie to me." Natural Er was overjoyed in an instant: "I want fried fish, the crispy one."

"Small idea."

"Then, Ajian. Can you make leek pancakes?" Tianran's eyes sparkled, "It's made with leeks, eggs, and flour."

"Smear it with the chili sauce I made, it's absolutely delicious. I'll get a second-hand induction cooker tonight, and I'll make it for you to try tomorrow morning."

Wang Jian also seemed to be in a good mood, although he was just a junk picker holding the broken rice cooker, but this did not affect Wang Jian's unusually cheerful mood.

And when he is in a good mood, the first thing that can be infected is natural two. After being invited to taste the leek cake, she jumped up like a child, and then kept humming along the way, so good that she could bloom .

"Oh, by the way, the petals in that altar have been pickled, go and try it?"

"Okay, okay." Tianran Er clapped his hands: "Go, go, I haven't eaten yet."

Kaizi Xu looked gloomy at the side, full of frustration from being crushed by a stinky picker, but after hearing their conversation, curiosity welled up again, and then asked ignorantly: "What do you eat?" ?”

"Flowers."

Soon, Wang Jian took the two of them to his garage, and took out a porcelain jar that looked like an urn from the corner, removed the opening sealed with a candle, opened the lid, and a sour smell rushed out. come out.After Tianran Er smelled it, he couldn't help swallowing two mouthfuls of saliva.

"Eat, eat."

Wang Jian carefully took out a petal that had turned blue-purple from the inside and handed it to Natural Er. Natural Er sniffed it like a puppy, and then gently took the petal away from Wang Jian's hand with his mouth. After taking a bite, he squinted his eyes and trembled... This action made Kai Zixu look so sad, his heart was more sour than a flower petal...

"Sour and sweet." Natural Er licked Ziji's lips: "Delicious!"

"What is this?" Kaizi Xu looked into the stall curiously: "It smells weird."

Wang Jian also handed him a piece, but he didn't need to hold it in his mouth... After eating, he nodded: "Very delicious preserved fruit, what kind of fruit?"

"It's rose petals." Wang Jian looked at Kaizi Xu with strange eyes: "Guess how these petals came from."

Kaizi Xu is not a natural second, he knew it at the time, and his heart was shocked, wishing to raise his hand and throw a few mountains at him.Blue Enchantress... After searching for more than half of the city, I found 99 blue enchantresses, and these two people turned it into a 15 yuan per catty preserved fruit...

'Collect the tattered ones!I am going to kill you! '=================================================== = Pushed up, this means the end of the new book stage, I will try my best to update, please... continue to support me.where is the ticketI want a ticket!