tiger teacher

"Can you write calligraphy?"

It was the wine that Wang Jian often went to rub fruit with. Wang Jian wore a pair of eye protection glasses inside, ordered a glass of iced juice and a plate of pistachios, sat by the window and buried himself in tidying up the thick stack at hand, which he needed to look at. Reviewed plans.

Suddenly, a familiar scent wafted into his nose, and then a nasal female voice came over.

Wang Jian raised his head, and found that it was that strange foreign girl who was a little bit wrong. She was also named Shanova... But after Lao Wang's careful analysis, if this kind of person can also be the boss of the Heavenly Society, then Heavenly It is estimated that she will have to close down three months after she came to power.

"meeting."

"Can you write something for me?" Shanova took out a brush and ink from nowhere and pushed it in front of Wang Jian: "I'll buy you a drink."

Wang Jian smiled and took off his glasses: "What do you want to write?"

"This, this." Shanova took out her mobile phone, and on it was a photo that she didn't know where to take it. There were two simple Chinese characters on the photo, and the Chinese characters could be vaguely recognized as two words with special meanings from their appearance. — whore.

"This?" Wang Jian was taken aback: "Do you know what this means?"

Shanova blinked her eyes twice, then nodded ignorantly: "I know."

"Then you still want to write these two characters?" Wang Jian was also fooled by this guy: "Knowing that you still ask me to write?"

"I have to remind myself all the time!" Shanova pouted, "Always be careful that a woman like this hurts me.

Wang Jian couldn't figure out where her strange logic came from, he just shrugged, and then picked up a pen and wrote a huge "bitch" on the paper in a row.

Shanova smiled and blew on the ink on the paper, and happily went to the stage to buy a glass of the most expensive non-alcoholic drink for Wang Jian, and then there were various snacks, which filled the whole table.

"I promise to treat you to food." Shanova sat opposite Wang Jian, looking at the pile of documents on his desk: "What are you doing?"

Wang Jian snorted and said absent-mindedly, "Process some documents."

"I'm an expert at this." Shanova picked up a document of Wang Jian and flipped it through, "Oh, you directly veto this because it is not good for future development, and it will interfere with many other industries." If an enterprise wants to develop, the core power must be tightly held, and it is inappropriate to decentralize the right to speak."

"You can read Chinese?" Wang Jian raised his head suddenly, looking at Shanova with burning eyes: "Didn't you say that your Chinese is not good?"

"I'm not good at spoken English." Shanova nodded: "But I have no problem with written words."

It is understandable for Wang Jian to say this, after all, Dawei can easily read Japanese, German and Korean, but if you ask him to say... he will be blinded.

"It just so happens that I don't have anything to do now, so I'll help you deal with it together." Shanova leaned on the cushion and flipped through the documents: "You teach me Chinese and I teach you business management. We're even, how about it?"

Wang Jian turned his head to look at his documents that made his scalp tingle, thought for a while, then nodded with a smile: "What on earth do you do?"

"Me, I'm the daughter of a multinational company." Shanova smiled: "I'm very rich."

Wang Jian doesn't know if she has money or not, but Wang Jian thinks that this girl must have some brain problems. Last time, she had an argument with him so much that she wanted to copy someone. swim.

"Don't look at me like that, I just have nothing to do right now, it's boring. And you look like a rookie, and a strong person like you must be embarrassed to ask your acquaintances." Shanova Wrinkled his nose: "I don't have any friends in China, they are very boring, and most of them are not worthy of talking to me."

Wang Jian was amused by her words: "Then why do you think I am worthy to talk to you?"

Shanova pointed her chin with her finger, looked up at the ceiling, and thought seriously for a while: "Maybe it's because I think you deserve it."

In fact, there is nothing shady in these materials. Some core important issues are handled by Xiao Jin himself, and the old Wang is to train his ability in this area. Yes, a simple question can make him scratch his head, and this Shanova seems to be a really capable person. A decision-making plan can make a decision in 3 minutes, and even make a slight modification and adjustment , really powerful.

"Here, look at this." Shanova put a document in front of Lao Wang: "The cooperation plan here is feasible in the short term, but in the long run these two companies will become a burden, but because of the benefits It is difficult for you to kick them out if they are tied up. So you don’t need to think about it, just refuse. If you care about the short-term benefits, then you will pay several times the price later.”

Wang Jian snorted, and then carefully looked at the documents in Shanova's hands. After thinking about it patiently, he found that it was indeed as she said, and this cooperation plan could almost be directly negated.

"And this, building a transportation network by yourself? It will take a long time." Shanova tapped the table with her fingers: "This is necessary, but not necessary in the initial stage. It requires a certain amount of experience and energy accumulation. Now you What is needed is to seek cooperation with others."

Later, Shanova even criticized the documents that Wang Jian had written before.This afternoon, Wang Jian was almost sprayed with blood, and it was almost like a superior reprimanding his subordinates.

However, Wang Jian accepted it frankly, and brought the shamelessness to the extreme. What's more, he took out a small notebook and wrote down the solutions to some routine problems, just like an open-minded elementary school student.

It was almost four or five o'clock, and all the documents were almost processed. Shanova drank a glass of ice water slowly: "Okay, how can you thank me."

"I invite you to dinner." Wang Jian thought for a long time: "Probably only this."

"Deal, should I eat Kobe steak or French seafood feast?"

After 10 minutes, Shanova stared blankly at the bustling food stalls, dirty tables, dirty floors, and dirty cups, not to mention eating... Sand Nova felt sick to her stomach watching it.

"Crayfish, fat sausage, and scrambled eggs with leeks." Old Wang sniffled, "The taste here is very good."

The corners of Shanova's mouth twitched, her heart was full of melancholy, and she refused to sit on that plastic chair that an unknown number of people had sat on. She just stood beside her with a stiff expression.

"Sit down." Lao Wang looked at his watch: "I could have invited you to the house, but today there is no one at home, so I didn't buy vegetables. Just eat something. Thank you."

Shanova smiled disdainfully, stood there with her arms folded, her face covered with frost: "Is this edible?"

Wang Jian nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, try it, do you eat spicy food?"

In the end, Shanova had no choice but to cover the plastic chairs with a whole pack of napkins, and then sat down carefully: "You can even eat this, no wonder the environment is so bad, and the population can still grow positively." .”

Wang Jian cleared his throat, and his expression became a little impatient: "It's fine if you don't eat, I don't insist on you to eat."

After another 10 minutes, Shanova raised her hand with red lips, and shouted in rather unskilled Chinese: "One more lobster, I want a lot of chili!"

Wang Jian scratched his head: "You plan to go back tonight and have diarrhea."

And Shanova didn't answer, just poured a full glass of cold draft beer and drank it down: "It's so refreshing, it's great to be able to ignore the image like this."

Wang Jian held a rice bowl, mixed rice with crayfish soup, stuffed it into his mouth wheezingly: "There are also snails, but that one is very dirty."

"A snail." Shanova raised her hand and shouted loudly, "I want a lot of peppers!"

"Don't you despise dirt and refuse to eat it? It's really dirty."

"It's okay." Shanova wiped her sweat with a tissue: "I've never eaten these things."

The reason why Wang Jian felt that this girl was sick was because of this. At the beginning, the resistance was unbearable, but now it is crazy.Isn't this insane what is it?This is not a disease, so what could it be?

"Why don't you drink." When Shanova was eating the second plate of crayfish, she raised her head and asked Wang Jian: "This beer is very good!"

"I don't drink." Wang Jian looked at his watch: "It's almost time, I should go home. Where do you live? I'll take you back."

"No, you step back." Shanova continued to touch the sweat on her head: "I can go home by myself."

The use of this word makes Lao Wang a little confused-, but let alone, this guy often uses some weird words such as "retire" and "untouchables" and "Jin'an", These words are not used by ordinary people.Most of these words are the typical language templates of European nobles and even the royal family in the period of supremacy of imperial power, and her pronunciation often has some special endings, which are difficult to detect. But Wang Jian was once a good student. He has really studied the meaning of these ending sounds. This is the high-level tone used by the ruling class and the hegemony of the emperor, and it has been lost for a long time.

But it's not difficult to explain. After all, someone said at the first meeting that she has the same name as Empress Ekaterina. What does this mean?Ekaterina Nth!If Tsarist Russia still existed, this guy would definitely be the one to inherit the title of Empress... But it's a pity that her IQ may not be able to qualify for the position of Empress.

After Wang Jian said goodbye to her, he went straight home.But Shanova met someone who struck up a conversation when she was carefully picking up the snail with a toothpick.

You know, given Lao Wang's physique and strength, few people would take the initiative to provoke trouble.But once he left, it was tantamount to breaking away from Shanova, a beautiful foreign girl.And this food stall is a place where fish and dragons are mixed together, plus fair and fair ladies, regardless of whether they are gentlemen or not, are all good.So the flies surrounded them all at once.

But before the person she struck up a conversation with could speak, Shanova suddenly raised her hand and pierced the guy's cheeks with a chopstick.

And before the people around her could react, she took out a small golden pistol from her bag, wrapped it with a gauze scarf, and put it on the forehead of the bleeding man covering his cheek. Liu Liu said in Chinese: "Either die or get out. I'll give you three seconds to think about it. If you dare to bark, you will die. Get out!"

The man himself is a ruffian, he is best at bullying the weak and fearing the strong, although two holes were poked in the cheek, but fortunately the injury is not serious. So he quickly got up from the ground, his nose was full of tears, his hands were bloody He scrambled and left the food stall.

However, few people saw the whole process, and even those few who witnessed the whole process shrank their necks resentfully and dared not speak out.

"Hmph." Shanova looked around: "Inferior race."

Speaking of which, a super luxurious black Rolls-Royce with golden trim slowly separated from the crowd, and stopped in front of Shanova, the window rolled down: "Miss, have you had enough fun?"

Shanova wiped her mouth and stood up, pointing to the food stall owner: "I want him to be my full-time chef."

On Lao Wang's side, although he has been trained all afternoon, he is now standing proudly in the living room and handing over his overfulfilled tasks to Xiao Jin and Dawei for review. Pupils who left the classroom and waited for the teacher's praise.

"Professional level, it's not scientific." Xiao Jin looked around, narrowed his eyes and smiled, and shouted softly and sweetly: "Old Wang..."

Wang Jian immediately changed his face: "What are you doing?"

Dawei read a few copies, and looked up and down at Wang Jian: "Say, I'm looking for someone to be a foreign aid. Chen Kaile is still messing around. No, Hu Lai is more yin. He will use short-term binding and then slowly untie it. Chen Kaile is more flexible and will It is recommended that you diversify the development of modules. This straightforward style is not like the two of them."

Xiao Jin was also gearing up next to him: "Old Wang, you have learned how to cheat now."

"No……"

"There are more than half of the projects here, and it is impossible for you to solve them, because you have never been in contact with them. Do you know what a pdi project is? Do you know what a vper project is? You don't even know this technical term. Where did you get your perfect answer? "

"I..." Wang Jian stroked his head, "I guess."

At this time, Liang Huanhuan came over with a plate of sliced ​​watermelons, and sneered: "Men, they are always babies who don't grow up. Women grow up, but men just look a little bigger. You don't even look like me!" You can’t get over your low IQ, so what are you holding on to?”

Wang Jian coughed twice: "A person I know...she claims to be from a business family, and then...I invited her to dinner."

"I just said you're not kind." Xiao Jin moved closer to Old Wang and sniffed, "You're still a chick."

Wang Jian squinted upward at a 45-degree angle: "It should be..."

"You, you. Old Wang, a good man must be able to get out of the hall, into the kitchen, withstand temptation, and play with his mind. You are so heartless, what are you doing..."

"Are you sure this person is not a threat to you? Or is he not a threat to us?" Dawei thought deeply: "You kid, can you hook up with a pretty girl 01 if you go out casually?"

"Hmm..." Wang Jian nodded, "It's pretty...pretty."

"I'm cao!" Xiao Jin was irritable at that time: "Say it! Tell me!"

Wang Jian pursed his lips, put on his clothes and went into the bathroom, but Xiao Jin patted on the door without hesitation: "You open the door! You do open the door, you have the ability to hook up female white-collar workers, but you have the ability to open the door!"

"Open the door!" Xiao Jin patted on the door vigorously: "Open the door quickly!"

But Wang Jian refused to open the door even if he died, while Xiao Jin was making noise outside.And Dawei took those documents and walked to the door: "Old Wang, don't look at it, this female 01's ability is not bad. Although her method is simple and straightforward, she really has a big picture."

Wang Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted through the toilet door: "You guys let me go...can you tell me after I finish washing?"

After finally taking a shower, Wang Jian went out like a three-stage trial, Xiao Jin's face was livid: "Say, how beautiful she is!"

And Dawei lit a cigarette and crossed his legs: "I want to know who she is, a girl with this ability, and she is from a family, I probably know her. But the key... the group of people I know , either old and strong, or big breasts and no brains. Or it is horrible. There is really no such thing as beautiful and powerful."

"It's from a foreign country." Wang Jian coughed, "I met him at a bar. She begged me to write calligraphy for her, and she helped me with my homework."

"Wine? You actually went to drink now!" Xiao Jin suddenly lost his mind: "Are you going to mess with Yiyeqing? Then you might as well fuck me! I'll wash it up and wait for you!"

And Dawei touched his chin: "What's her name, have you asked?"

"She told me she had the same name as Empress Catherine."

As soon as the words fell to the ground, Xiaojin and Dawei were stunned, and then said in unison: "Sister Mao?"

"What?" Wang Jian blinked: "What does this mean?"

"Is it the Russian girl?"

"Yes." Wang Jian hummed: "She also said that people usually call her Shanova."

At that time, Xiao Jin just sprayed... Even Dawei had a solemn face, and then Xiao Jin frowned: "Are you sure?"

"I don't think that's the one." Lao Wang waved his hand: "It's just a nodding acquaintance, a brain-dead girl. If she was in heaven, we wouldn't have to work so hard."

"That's right." Dawei nodded: "I know quite a few bear girls, and eight out of ten have babies. The name Shanova...is very popular."

And Xiao Jin narrowed his eyes: "See you next time, go test it out, if it's really her, then let's fight back."

"Forget it." Wang Jian waved his hand: "There's no need, I'm too lazy to mess with her. It's annoying, she's very clingy."

"Then it shouldn't be, that Shanova is a cool and noble type."