tiger teacher

"She can't count against me. If I change it according to her formula, it will eventually go to zero indefinitely, but this will eventually be greater than or equal to it." So her formula does not hold. "

When Tianran Er got into the car, he kept saying such strange words to Wang Jian, even though Wang Jian didn't understand at all, and looked ahead with foggy eyes...

"Ajian, Ajian, you are right to say that I won."

Naturally, Erxi happily asked for credit, looked at Wang Jian with a cute smile on his face, and tried to ask for his approval.

Wang Jian didn't know the win or lose between them, so he could only nod his head confusedly, but his mind was blank.He finally realized that sitting next to him was a genius similar to Xie Er in The Big Bang Theory, whose IQ was full, but his EQ was infinitely zero.But fortunately, this is a girl, and she is still a soft girl. If it was a man, Wang Jian would definitely not be able to resist beating him.

"I ask you a question."

Tianran's eyes lit up: "You ask."

"If you go to give gifts to the principal during Chinese New Year, you have already agreed with the principal what time you will arrive. This is related to your promotion and salary increase, but the principal and Lao Xu live in the same building. Lao Xu lives on the third floor and the principal lives on the fourth floor. , When you passed by Lao Xu's house, his wife suddenly went out to take out the trash, saw you, and then said to you, "Oh, Ruolin, come as soon as you come, and what gift do you bring?" What should you do at this time. "

As soon as this question was uttered, Natural Er froze for a moment, then drove the car silently, muttering non-stop, frowning and analyzing how to deal with this difficult problem.

Wang Jian breathed a sigh of relief, he had expected that she would not be able to solve this kind of worldly affairs, so Wang Jian could finally stop listening to Tianran Er beeping all kinds of strange formulas, and his ears were completely clean.

It was so silent all the way.Until Wang Jian got off the bus.Naturally Er still couldn't figure out how to respond, and finally rolled back to sleep depressed.

But when Wang Jian finished taking a shower and was about to go to bed, Tianran Er's phone call came as scheduled, and she asked Wang Jian in a tone almost crying: "A Jian... what's the answer?"

"Answer?" Wang Jian was secretly pleased for a moment: "The answer is very simple, you just need to give the gift to Lao Xu's wife, then turn around and leave, go outside to get the money and put it in a red envelope, and give it to the grandson of the principal's family." Or just use it as lucky money for your granddaughter."

"Ah. So simple?" Tianran Er was surprised for a while: "But what if the principal's family doesn't have any grandchildren?"

"Just treat it as if he has it."

Tianran Er suddenly became enlightened, and let out a long sigh of relief: "Thank you Jian, you are so smart!"

After hanging up the phone, Wang Jian had a strange feeling. After all, he was praised for being smart by this kind of person who can count the nuclear fission cycle. He really didn't know whether to be happy or sad...

The next morning, Wang Jian rushed to the school early again, afraid that the two strange girls would play some weird pranks, but after checking and found no trace of mischief, he was a little relieved.Then I remembered that Tianran Er and I hadn't eaten breakfast until now: "Let's go. I'll treat you to buns, no fish."

Natural Er loves to eat fish and leeks, which has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Every time I ask her what to eat.She would add that she wanted to eat fish, which made Wang Jian go find fish for her early in the morning?

On the way to the cafeteria, Wang Jian took out the crumpled invitation that was still in his pocket: "Did Kai Zixu give you this thing?"

"Given it." Ranran Er took out the same invitation from her bag: "I gave it back to Dawei."

Wang Jian sighed: "He wants to make a fool of me. You have all gone through a lot of troubles, but I am a country bumpkin who has never seen the world."

That's what Wang Jian said.Tianran Er's face was surprisingly red, and then he said seriously with a straight face: "I have never been to such a place."

"Stop making trouble, a rich woman with a net worth of tens of millions, has never been to this kind of place? You are comforting me."

"It's true, it's true!" Natural Ersheng was afraid that Wang Jian would misunderstand him, and danced and gestured: "In addition to studying, I also tackle key problems. I have very few friends. The last time I went to KTV was five years ago. My Life……"

Tianran Er sighed a long time: "It's very monotonous."

"As long as you open your mouth, I don't know how many people are willing to take you there. You are autistic, you Frankenstein with autism."

"Nonsense." Tianran Er pouted, his face full of displeasure: "Every time I go to show my favor to others, they are not friendly to me. And most of those men will look at me semimily, very uncomfortable ,dislike."

"I am also semimi."

Naturally Er actually shushed Wang Jian in a disdainful tone, then rolled his eyes at him, and shook his head mockingly.

Wang Jian was taken aback at the time, and realized that he was despised by people like Natural Er. He firmly felt that there was a mouthful of old blood stuck in his chest, and he almost didn't come up...

"Why are you like this?" Wang Jian turned his head to look at Tianran Er dumbfoundingly: "Why can't I be semimi? I'm also a man, okay?"

"Anyway, you won't. The way you look at me is the same as the way you look at Dawei. I'm very sensitive about this."

"Because..." Wang Jian silently took out his cigarette and took a deep breath: "I feel that Dawei is sometimes prettier than you."

At this time, the two of them happened to pass by the hall of the cafeteria. After saying "Dawei is prettier than you", they resolutely shouted from a dining table next to Wang Jian: "Fart! I'm annoying you the most, every day behind your back!" Slander me. Why am I prettier than her?"

"Yo, Dawei, it's so early?"

"Nonsense, if I didn't go back to sleep yesterday, I really don't know how you look at me today."

Wang Jian didn't talk nonsense, leaving Tianran Er sitting here, and then he bought twenty big meat buns, walked over, put them on the table, and said earnestly: "Dawei, the most important thing about being a man It’s about accepting reality. You go look in the mirror, you grow your hair, you put on some makeup, and you say you’re a pretty girl.”

During the conversation, Tianraner took out the mirror in his bag very cooperatively and put it in front of Dawei, and Dawei was also very cooperative to take a photo, and subconsciously said: "It's really..."

"No!" Dawei suddenly came to his senses: "That's because I have a twin sister. I look like my sister. Is there something wrong? Let me tell you, you consciously treat me as a man, I'm not gay! I hope you aren't either."

"Gay, your grandma has a big tui."

The two of them were bickering, and Natural Two had devoured four steamed buns, and when he was reaching for the fifth one, a person sat down opposite Natural Two with a bang: "Ruo Lin, I'll see it from afar. It's your turn, I brought you a shark's fin stew. It's made by our most famous Yan's fin building, absolutely authentic."

Naturally Er paused for a moment, but continued the action of holding the buns in his hands after the pause, and looked up at Kaizi Xu who was showing off, and imitated Yao Ming's voice and said: "Please remember that there is no business, just No killing."

Wang Jian and Dawei were angry at the time, not only because Tianran Er's line was jumpy enough, but also because of the special sense of joy when she imitated that rough voice.

"Don't you want to eat fish..." Wang Jian pointed to the soup bowl packed in Kaizi Xu's hand: "The fish is here."

"I just like to eat buns."

Dawei raised his voice exaggeratedly and said "Oh", and took advantage of the situation to grab the bag from Kaizi Xu's hand: "I like to eat fish."

Kaizi Xu's face turned purple like an eggplant, and his kindness was once again trampled on.This is the best Norwegian Sky Nine Fin that I managed to get last night. It is at the king's level among shark fins. The price of the cup he is holding in his hand can almost be bought in a remote suburb. square house too.

But now... this good thing has fallen into the claws of two grass dogs, Wang Jian and Dawei.But those who are really qualified to enjoy it are chewing on meat buns that cost [-] cents apiece. What is violence?That's it...

"You are not kind." Wang Jian calmly took the bowl of shark fin from Dawei: "Obviously someone bought it for Teacher Wang."

Tianran Er glared at Wang Jian, and said in an unhappy tone, "Don't eat."

"You really don't want to eat it?" Wang Jian slowly unwrapped the outer insulation package, then opened the lid, and fanned it with his hands: "It's very fresh."

"Don't eat!"

"Don't change it?"

"No change!"

Wang Jian nodded.Lifting his head, he poured half of the shark's fin soup into his mouth, and then pushed the remaining half in front of Dawei. After swallowing the shark's fin soup, which was as luxurious as Zhu Bajie was eating ginseng fruit, he He opened his mouth and said to Kaizi Xu: "I know this food won't taste good when it's cold. I'll thank you for Mr. Wang."

Dawei also ate up the remaining half cup of shark fin in two bites, and then wiped his mouth: "I also thank you on behalf of Teacher Wang."

"You two!" Tianran Er knocked on the heads of Dawei and Wang Jian respectively, and nodded to Kaizi Xu: "I thank you myself. Thank you for your kindness."

Kaizi Xu wanted to cry... His heart was bleeding.I was not willing to eat anything, so I was eaten by two rough people in the way of eating preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and after eating, I didn't even say a word of praise, obviously I just couldn't taste the charm of this day's nine wings ...

"I'm done eating." Dawei stood up and said, "See you in the office."

Tianraner also stood up after eating five buns, took a bun, and said greasyly, "I've finished eating too, see you in the office."

Then the two quickly fled the cafeteria one after the other, only Wang Jian and Kaizi Xu stared at each other, and then Wang Jian suddenly heard Kaizi Xu's stomach growl.

"Are you... hungry too?"

Kaizi Xu nodded silently, almost crying because of grievances, his nose twitched, and when he looked at Wang Jian, he had a sour and indescribable feeling.

"Eat." Wang Jian slowly pushed the steamed stuffed bun in front of Kaizi Xu: "Not enough and more."

Then the two men who didn't have any common topics, you looked at me, I looked at you, eating buns without words, the atmosphere was so awkward that Wang Jian wanted to blow Kaizi Xu's head with a plate, and Kaizi Xu wanted to use chopsticks Poke Wang Jian's eye.

It wasn't until the preparatory bell for class rang that Wang Jian stood up abruptly: "Eat slowly."

Kaizi Xu was eating buns almost with tears in his eyes. After hearing Wang Jian talking to him, he raised his head slowly: "Can you give Ruolin to me?"

Wang Jian looked up at the ceiling, scratched his head suddenly and smiled: "You have to discuss this matter with her yourself, if you say you like Dawei, I can betroth him to you, but... ...For Mrs. Wang, she probably has to make up her own mind."

"Wang Jian!" Kaizi Xu was irritated by his attitude, stood up and glared at Wang Jian: "You...you..."

Wang Jian lowered his voice and said "um", and with one hand, he squeezed the stainless steel chopsticks in the cafeteria into horseshoes and threw them on the table: "What's the matter?"

Kaizi Xu was taken aback, and sat back in his seat dumbfounded: "It's okay, I thank you for the steamed stuffed bun."

"Well, I also thank you for your fans." Wang Jian patted Kaizi Xu on the shoulder with a smile on his face: "Delicious fans!"

Looking at the back of Wang Jianyuan, Kaizi Xu Cai said angrily: "Dog, that's shark's fin! You are waiting to make a big fool of yourself!"

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Written at the end of the first article on the shelves: Actually, for me, it has been more than three years since I really started writing a book.The process of turning from a reader to an author has taught me a lot. From being arrogant at the beginning to being humble and prudent now, it is actually almost a process of a person's mental maturity.

There are five books in total, the first one is hands-on practice, and I haven't even met the signing conditions, so I won't say more.The second book was signed and put on the shelves and finished. It is my favorite and most tangled book, just like the eldest son, no matter how ugly, he is always the boss.

As for the third book Lie Yan (raging flames), I was too arrogant at that time, which caused me to completely deviate from my own heart. I actually didn’t have any fun writing, and the final result was that the characters and the novel itself lost their souls, and there was no book without souls ...Maybe, it can only be described as garbage.I don't have any great ability or great talent, I can only explore based on what I have in my heart, and improve step by step.

The fourth sword fairy, in fact, has many things that are not fully expressed. I think I will write its sequel if I have the opportunity. I think the setting of the world is more malleable.

And this book is relatively mature, whether it is the character setting or the plot setting, it has everything that should be there. Although it is a small sparrow, it is still thumping and trying to fly.

So here I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to the brothers and sisters who have always supported me. If you hadn’t supported me and given me motivation, I think I would have died in those lonely potholes on the road of writing.

Thank you all, I always love you, even in small ways.I will continue to use my sincerity to present you with more wonderful stories. ! .