tiger teacher
62 Wang Jian's New Clothes
"Put it on."
Early in the morning, Dawei rushed into Wang Jian's small garage in a hurry, threw down a zippered case, and then threw the shoebox on the ground.
At this time, Wang Jian was squatting on the ground and cooking sweet potato porridge with a second-hand induction cooker. On the broken table next to him was a small bowl of homemade pickled peppers and a small bottle of black bean sauce. Anyone who looked at him would feel poor. I can't bear it.
"Don't make it so miserable, okay?" Dawei sat aside: "You just eat this stuff?"
"Go away." Wang Jian tirelessly said, "You don't care what I eat."
In fact, Wang Jian definitely belongs to the type who has no meat and no joy, but he really doesn't have much money on him. During this period of time, he should waste the money he picked up for rags. Less than 100 yuan left.And for the 100 yuan, Wang Jian has to last for at least four days, and Jin Huiming will definitely come to eat at night. It is definitely unreasonable not to buy some meat at that time, so Wang Jian can only live by picking.
"All right, you can eat whatever you like. Don't let the mascot see it. She is very sentimental. If you let her see you eating something that even dogs don't eat, she will put money under your door in the middle of the night." Wei clenched his teeth: "You don't want your self-esteem to be trampled on unconsciously, so you consciously avoid her to eat."
Wang Jian thought for a while, then nodded affirmatively: "Yes."
After mowing on the fabric, I found that it was slippery and exuded an indescribably warm feeling. This kind of feel is definitely not what those low-grade polyester fabrics can show, so Wang Jian probably estimated that the clothes should be high-end products blended with silk.
"Who knows, you know people, you know your face, but you don't know your heart. I don't know if you have held grudges against me for a long time. Where did you get some stolen goods and plant them on my head, and then you will go directly to the Public Security Bureau."
"You are sick. It was infected by Ruolin in your family. Do you wear it? If you don't wear it at night, you will be laughed at to death."
"Night? What night?"
"I said you forgot." Dawei slapped his forehead: "That invitation letter from First Young Master Xu, please go to a birthday party."
Wang Jian pointed to his shirt, which was clean but showed traces of time: "This one doesn't work?"
"Don't make trouble, if you wear this thing to go, you will probably come back disheveled. Can you still not know what Kaizi is thinking?"
"I know, but so what? I am who I am, I'm just a junk picker.
I don't have that capital, why should I pretend to be a maggot? "
"Aiyo... You're always very good-natured. Okay, you don't care, and I don't care, but what about our mascot? She is a girl, and she wants to save face. You should be aggrieved, and you will win back for that sister, otherwise At that time, people will say, we two dogs are following the ass of a beautiful girl every day to eat shit, you don’t think it’s a drop in price, even if the girl doesn’t think about it, but this place is so big, you can’t see it when you look up, you can see it when you look down. How do people go out to meet people?"
"and also……"
Before Dawei finished speaking, Wang Jian quickly interrupted him and raised his hand in surrender: "Okay! I will wear it!"
"That's right, you have to know that when a man goes out, he has to have a clean and tidy appearance. Isn't this just pretending? It's a kind of self-cultivation, not to mention..."
This time it was not Wang Jian who interrupted Dawei, but Tianran Er who was wearing a broken flower pajamas with a dog in his arms, plush rabbit slippers and rubbing his eyes.
She just pushed Wang Jian's door open in such a confused manner, with a confused face: "I'm hungry..."
<g上就呼呼的睡了起来。
"I'm afraid this is sleepwalking..."
Dawei quickly made room for Tianraner, and looked at Wang Jian and Tianraner with a teasing look on his face: "Both of you, it's probably because something happened when I didn't know."
Wang Jian was also confused, and spread his hands: "Believe it or not, anyway, I am better at sniffing than you, my ears are pricked up, and my eyes will never move away from Wang Jian and Dawei. , on full alert.
"Where's the dog here?"
Dawei reached out to catch the wolf cub, but was bitten by the sensitive little guy. Although it was only two months old, the wolf was a wolf after all, and the sharp teeth immediately scraped Dawei's finger out A son of blood.The little wolf cub who smelt of blood was even more excited, his eyes would draw two lines on Dawei's neck from time to time, the green eyes were really murderous.
"Hehe." Dawei looked at the blood on his hand and rolled up his sleeves: "The little dirt dog is still fierce."
"Wolf?" Dawei looked at the bigger gadget: "Is this still a wolf?"
"Don't despise it for its small size. In half a year, this thing will grow to more than 100 catties." <Yi Pou: "I'm hungry..."
"What's wrong with this?" Wang Jian looked at Dawei: "I don't usually notice it."
"I guess he was drowsy."
Dawei took out a tube of cooling oil from his pocket, put some on his hand, and quickly wiped it on Natural Er's nose...
Within three seconds, Natural Er suddenly regained her spirits. The stimulant cooling oil made Natural Er, who has delicate skin, feel burning, causing her to wipe her nose with her sleeve: "What are you doing, something is wrong. !"
<g上坐起来:“我忘记交电费了,电卡上的钱没有了。
Can't cook..."
"You should have said it earlier." Wang Jian got a bowl of still warm sweet potato porridge from his broken rice cooker and gave it to Tianran Er: "You are really welcome."
"I was not polite." Natural Er took the bowl very satisfied: "I brushed my teeth."
But when she was about to eat it, she found that the bowl looked very strange, so she was taken aback: "This is it?"
"Where is Wang Jian going to make a mask for you?"
Wang Jian spat at Dawei, then cleared his throat: "Sweet potato porridge."
"Why do you eat this?" Tianran Er was full of curiosity: "I only ate it when I was very poor when I was a child."
"Can you tell me something serious, I know you definitely didn't come here for the food." Wang Jian leaned against the wall: "Your huahua intestines are written on your face, and you pretend to be sleepwalking."
Naturally Er was taken aback, his face turned red and he didn't speak. He turned his body on his back and started to drink porridge, gurgling like a goldfish bubbling: "It's true that my house has a power outage...and I just want to ask you how you did yesterday..."
What Dawei was listening to was a cloud mountain and mist cover. For a long time, he didn't understand what kind of girly game these two people were playing in front of him. After observing for a long time, he couldn't find out why.
But Wang Jian let out a long sigh: "That's it, it's really nothing." He said everything about <, anyway, he knew everything and said everything, after all, there was nothing wrong with it.
But Tianran Er was not happy after hearing this, and said with an unhappy face: "How can you let her kiss you? You are a teacher and she is a student. It is wrong for you to do this."
"I still get the feeling you're jealous."
Dawei squeezed his chin and muttered something, then raised his head: "Actually, if she is considered a normal human being, she may still be living in the shadow of her mother committing suicide in front of her. This kind of person has a lot of resentment, and she She is still young now, if she doesn't get enlightenment at this stage, she will definitely take revenge on society in the future."
"That's what I said." Wang Jian sighed: "So I decided to let her come to my place for dinner every day."
"what!"
Dawei and Tianran shouted in unison, and then Dawei helped his forehead: "You must be crazy."
Tianran Er was also full of disbelief: "How could this be!"
Wang Jian shrugged: "Why not?"
"How can you get so close to this kind of person? She said she likes you." Dawei shook his head violently: "You are playing with fire."
"why?"
Wang Jian's experience in dealing with women was quite different from Dawei's, so he couldn't understand why Dawei was so frightening.
"Why? You still ask why." Dawei squeezed the sun's acupoint and let out a sigh: "That girl is just like it, I ask you, will you marry her?"
"Nonsense, of course it's impossible." Wang Jian snorted, "I just treat her like a poor child."
"Then you're doomed. This kind of person's possessiveness is beyond your imagination, and she will do whatever it takes to trap you. The first unlucky one will be our mascot."
"No, I've made it clear to her."
"Oh?" Dawei was taken aback, "What did you say?"
"Sacrifice." Wang Jian sighed quietly: "Actually, I am the one who suffers."! .
Early in the morning, Dawei rushed into Wang Jian's small garage in a hurry, threw down a zippered case, and then threw the shoebox on the ground.
At this time, Wang Jian was squatting on the ground and cooking sweet potato porridge with a second-hand induction cooker. On the broken table next to him was a small bowl of homemade pickled peppers and a small bottle of black bean sauce. Anyone who looked at him would feel poor. I can't bear it.
"Don't make it so miserable, okay?" Dawei sat aside: "You just eat this stuff?"
"Go away." Wang Jian tirelessly said, "You don't care what I eat."
In fact, Wang Jian definitely belongs to the type who has no meat and no joy, but he really doesn't have much money on him. During this period of time, he should waste the money he picked up for rags. Less than 100 yuan left.And for the 100 yuan, Wang Jian has to last for at least four days, and Jin Huiming will definitely come to eat at night. It is definitely unreasonable not to buy some meat at that time, so Wang Jian can only live by picking.
"All right, you can eat whatever you like. Don't let the mascot see it. She is very sentimental. If you let her see you eating something that even dogs don't eat, she will put money under your door in the middle of the night." Wei clenched his teeth: "You don't want your self-esteem to be trampled on unconsciously, so you consciously avoid her to eat."
Wang Jian thought for a while, then nodded affirmatively: "Yes."
After mowing on the fabric, I found that it was slippery and exuded an indescribably warm feeling. This kind of feel is definitely not what those low-grade polyester fabrics can show, so Wang Jian probably estimated that the clothes should be high-end products blended with silk.
"Who knows, you know people, you know your face, but you don't know your heart. I don't know if you have held grudges against me for a long time. Where did you get some stolen goods and plant them on my head, and then you will go directly to the Public Security Bureau."
"You are sick. It was infected by Ruolin in your family. Do you wear it? If you don't wear it at night, you will be laughed at to death."
"Night? What night?"
"I said you forgot." Dawei slapped his forehead: "That invitation letter from First Young Master Xu, please go to a birthday party."
Wang Jian pointed to his shirt, which was clean but showed traces of time: "This one doesn't work?"
"Don't make trouble, if you wear this thing to go, you will probably come back disheveled. Can you still not know what Kaizi is thinking?"
"I know, but so what? I am who I am, I'm just a junk picker.
I don't have that capital, why should I pretend to be a maggot? "
"Aiyo... You're always very good-natured. Okay, you don't care, and I don't care, but what about our mascot? She is a girl, and she wants to save face. You should be aggrieved, and you will win back for that sister, otherwise At that time, people will say, we two dogs are following the ass of a beautiful girl every day to eat shit, you don’t think it’s a drop in price, even if the girl doesn’t think about it, but this place is so big, you can’t see it when you look up, you can see it when you look down. How do people go out to meet people?"
"and also……"
Before Dawei finished speaking, Wang Jian quickly interrupted him and raised his hand in surrender: "Okay! I will wear it!"
"That's right, you have to know that when a man goes out, he has to have a clean and tidy appearance. Isn't this just pretending? It's a kind of self-cultivation, not to mention..."
This time it was not Wang Jian who interrupted Dawei, but Tianran Er who was wearing a broken flower pajamas with a dog in his arms, plush rabbit slippers and rubbing his eyes.
She just pushed Wang Jian's door open in such a confused manner, with a confused face: "I'm hungry..."
<g上就呼呼的睡了起来。
"I'm afraid this is sleepwalking..."
Dawei quickly made room for Tianraner, and looked at Wang Jian and Tianraner with a teasing look on his face: "Both of you, it's probably because something happened when I didn't know."
Wang Jian was also confused, and spread his hands: "Believe it or not, anyway, I am better at sniffing than you, my ears are pricked up, and my eyes will never move away from Wang Jian and Dawei. , on full alert.
"Where's the dog here?"
Dawei reached out to catch the wolf cub, but was bitten by the sensitive little guy. Although it was only two months old, the wolf was a wolf after all, and the sharp teeth immediately scraped Dawei's finger out A son of blood.The little wolf cub who smelt of blood was even more excited, his eyes would draw two lines on Dawei's neck from time to time, the green eyes were really murderous.
"Hehe." Dawei looked at the blood on his hand and rolled up his sleeves: "The little dirt dog is still fierce."
"Wolf?" Dawei looked at the bigger gadget: "Is this still a wolf?"
"Don't despise it for its small size. In half a year, this thing will grow to more than 100 catties." <Yi Pou: "I'm hungry..."
"What's wrong with this?" Wang Jian looked at Dawei: "I don't usually notice it."
"I guess he was drowsy."
Dawei took out a tube of cooling oil from his pocket, put some on his hand, and quickly wiped it on Natural Er's nose...
Within three seconds, Natural Er suddenly regained her spirits. The stimulant cooling oil made Natural Er, who has delicate skin, feel burning, causing her to wipe her nose with her sleeve: "What are you doing, something is wrong. !"
<g上坐起来:“我忘记交电费了,电卡上的钱没有了。
Can't cook..."
"You should have said it earlier." Wang Jian got a bowl of still warm sweet potato porridge from his broken rice cooker and gave it to Tianran Er: "You are really welcome."
"I was not polite." Natural Er took the bowl very satisfied: "I brushed my teeth."
But when she was about to eat it, she found that the bowl looked very strange, so she was taken aback: "This is it?"
"Where is Wang Jian going to make a mask for you?"
Wang Jian spat at Dawei, then cleared his throat: "Sweet potato porridge."
"Why do you eat this?" Tianran Er was full of curiosity: "I only ate it when I was very poor when I was a child."
"Can you tell me something serious, I know you definitely didn't come here for the food." Wang Jian leaned against the wall: "Your huahua intestines are written on your face, and you pretend to be sleepwalking."
Naturally Er was taken aback, his face turned red and he didn't speak. He turned his body on his back and started to drink porridge, gurgling like a goldfish bubbling: "It's true that my house has a power outage...and I just want to ask you how you did yesterday..."
What Dawei was listening to was a cloud mountain and mist cover. For a long time, he didn't understand what kind of girly game these two people were playing in front of him. After observing for a long time, he couldn't find out why.
But Wang Jian let out a long sigh: "That's it, it's really nothing." He said everything about <, anyway, he knew everything and said everything, after all, there was nothing wrong with it.
But Tianran Er was not happy after hearing this, and said with an unhappy face: "How can you let her kiss you? You are a teacher and she is a student. It is wrong for you to do this."
"I still get the feeling you're jealous."
Dawei squeezed his chin and muttered something, then raised his head: "Actually, if she is considered a normal human being, she may still be living in the shadow of her mother committing suicide in front of her. This kind of person has a lot of resentment, and she She is still young now, if she doesn't get enlightenment at this stage, she will definitely take revenge on society in the future."
"That's what I said." Wang Jian sighed: "So I decided to let her come to my place for dinner every day."
"what!"
Dawei and Tianran shouted in unison, and then Dawei helped his forehead: "You must be crazy."
Tianran Er was also full of disbelief: "How could this be!"
Wang Jian shrugged: "Why not?"
"How can you get so close to this kind of person? She said she likes you." Dawei shook his head violently: "You are playing with fire."
"why?"
Wang Jian's experience in dealing with women was quite different from Dawei's, so he couldn't understand why Dawei was so frightening.
"Why? You still ask why." Dawei squeezed the sun's acupoint and let out a sigh: "That girl is just like it, I ask you, will you marry her?"
"Nonsense, of course it's impossible." Wang Jian snorted, "I just treat her like a poor child."
"Then you're doomed. This kind of person's possessiveness is beyond your imagination, and she will do whatever it takes to trap you. The first unlucky one will be our mascot."
"No, I've made it clear to her."
"Oh?" Dawei was taken aback, "What did you say?"
"Sacrifice." Wang Jian sighed quietly: "Actually, I am the one who suffers."! .
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