tiger teacher

The sky is blue and cold, the sun is warm and the air is fine.Hug is fat and stupid as always, and it's comfortable on the grass.

Wang Jian couldn't remember the last time he basked in the sun leisurely and contentedly. It seemed that he had been away for a long time.

The daughter-in-law sitting next to her was eating with a bowl, chatting about the children's future education. Sometimes there were differences, but they could be resolved soon.

Not far away, Liang Huanhuan is bragging to Dawei, who is teasing and hugging, about his immortality. Dawei is skeptical, while Xiaojin sits aside as a narrator.

Everything seems to have returned to the beginning. This kind of life really hasn't reappeared for a long, long time. Those intrigues and intrigues seem to have left far, far away at this moment.

"Hug, come here."

Natural Erchao hugged the leftover chicken leg bone in Yang's hand, then hugged and rushed to her side like a husky, took the bone with a silly face and bit it in two bites with its amazing bite force Broken bones, and squinting at the natural two laughing.

This huge 140-pound plain wolf only seems to act like a wolf when it is eating, and it completely forgets that it is a wolf at other times, but it has never forgotten its owner Tianraner, and the person next to her who often bullies it Wang Jian.

"Sister must have gone shopping secretly again. She is almost seven months old and still running around all the time. It's really disturbing." Tian Ran put his chin on his hands: "By the way, Agou will add a new one soon." Ding? I remember that Meng Ning has a bigger belly than my sister. I'm so envious..."

Wang Jian took a sip of jasmine tea that cost 16 yuan a pack: "After drinking so much tea, I still think this tastes the most authentic."

"Hey! Are you listening to others?" Tianran Er said coquettishly, "You ignore me!"

"No way." Wang Jian reached out and pinched her face: "There's nothing to worry about. Shanova accompanied her. The two of them have a common language."

"Yeah yeah, their experiences are similar. But let me tell you, Shanova might leave. She's been a little weird lately." Tianran [-] was already looking at herself on the grass with her chin in her hands. Running wildly and hugging: "Maybe her self-esteem can't accept such a big drop."

"She can do whatever she wants, and I respect anyone's choice." Wang Jian raised his head and looked at the sky: "It's been a long time since I've been so comfortable. I will abdicate tonight. I'm thinking about what punishment I will have."

"Five hundred sticks, cut off the meridians." Tianraner squinted his eyes and looked at Wang Jian: "I won't agree anyway, at worst, just like what Wuyou said, let's just play tricks."

Wang Jian looked at Tianran Er and chuckled: "You have to admit your mistakes, and you have to stand firm when you fight. I often say that an adult has to bear the consequences of what he does, and nothing else can be said. This can't be fooled, at least it must be set up for our children. A good example, otherwise she will know that her father is a softie in the future, which will make my life difficult in the future?"

While talking, Liang Huan happily dragged Dawei over from a distance.Pointing at Wang Jian, he shouted at Dawei: "If you don't believe me, ask him! I say I am immortal!"

Looking at Liang Huanhuan who used this as a bragging rights, Wang Jian really didn't know what to say.But think about it too.After all, Liang Huanhuan is a post-[-]s girl.And has been eagerly hoping to become stronger.After suddenly knowing that I have become very powerful and can live forever, it is inevitable that there will be inexplicable excitement.And Wang Jian...probably just hoped that Huanhuan would not blame him in a few years, ten years, or decades.

"Immortal..." Natural Er sighed faintly: "I think this is a kind of punishment, like hell, wandering in the world endlessly, and no one can accompany you to complete the journey. "

"I'll talk about that later, I think I'm very powerful now." Liang Huanhuan's heartlessness had reached a certain level.She patted her chest and said, "Thinking about it, I feel very handsome. In the future, I will become that kind of heroine who is elusive. It's great!"

And Dawei glanced at her: "Is it true? The more I heard it, the more unreliable it became. I didn't even see that you have the characteristics of immortality."

"Then you wait, when your son grows up, my sister will hook him up, and then get rid of him. You will be mad at me." Liang Huanhuan laughed loudly with his arms crossed: "Come and hit me."

"Sick...you must be sick."

Wang Jian waved his hands with a smile, and then pointed to the landscape like splashed ink in the distance: "When I was young, I liked sitting here the most. I flew kites here in spring and slept here in summer to enjoy the shade. You city kids are not like me. This treatment, you only have KFC."

His words made everyone quiet, including Liang Huanhuan, who had ADHD, who sat quietly under the tree and stared into the distance in a daze.

"How many people came today?" Wang Jian turned his head and asked Dawei in a low voice, as if he couldn't bear to disturb the tranquility at this moment: "By the way, why are you here?"

"Isn't this nonsense? I'm your buddy plus prospective brother-in-law. I'm not worthy." Dawei took out a small notebook: "I read it, and there are about 400 people registered. This time It should be a real general mobilization. The last time we did it with Heaven’s Gate, there seemed to be less than 47 people. This time they were confused. Including Shanova, a total of 27 people came to Heaven’s Gate Yes, but they are all high-level. Not to mention Agou, even Yueyue's immediate boss, the old pervert who has controlled cia for [-] years, came here. I said... Is the Freemason that is widely rumored outside just you illegal Organization, do you know how terrifying these people are?"

Wang Jian curled his lips: "What is Freemasonry?"

"Oh, you mean this?" Tianran Er took out a badge from his pocket, with a pyramid and an eye on it: "Actually, it's not, the Freemasonry is actually the Human Development and Reform Commission strictly speaking, it's the same as us Two different directions."

"I'll go...you really meddle in everything." Dawei sighed: "By the way, I just received a message that A Ling and the others are here, and I asked them to come here."

Wang Jian let out a long breath: "I don't know how to face them anymore."

"If there is something to face or not to face, whoever is let go will do it." Tianran Er curled his lips in disdain: "At that time, Huanhuan was about to die. If you don't save her, you will regret it for the rest of your life. And because of these external objects And watching Huanhuan die is not my husband's style."

"Well, that's a good voice, let's say it again." Wang Jian had a smirk on his face.

"Master, Lord, Lord..."

"Enough! You adulterers and prostitutes! You treat me as nothing!" Xiao Jin growled on the side: "It's too much!"

And talking.I saw A Ling and Wuyou walking over from a long distance. The two of them looked like they were camping. Xixi is wearing a headband made of dog tail grass, and her mouth has not yet been dyed purple because of some strange berries she ate.

"I said, what on earth are you two here for?" Dawei stood aside and looked at Wuyou who was dirty and spit out, "What did you eat?"

Wuyou stuck out his purple tongue pitifully, and said vaguely: "I saw something strange..."

"That fruit is used to dye cloth here." Lao Wang smiled strangely: "I also ate it when I was a child, and it was bitter and astringent. It was also numb."

A Ling kept wiping her tongue with a napkin, and looked back and forth at Liang Huanhuan: "Brother..."

"Stick up your tongues and talk!" Dawei took out a bottle of undrinked mineral water from his pocket: "Take it and take it."

After the two of them rinsed their mouths, they became normal again, then A Ling pointed to Liang Huanhuan and said, "This man is immortal now?"

"Xiao Ping-chest, who are you calling a man-in-law?"

"Apart from you, who else is a tomboy? And when it comes to flat chest, I still have some development. Do you have it? Do you have it? Do you have it?" A Ling and Liang Huanhuan seem to be at odds with each other. They have never known each other. It hasn't stopped since that day.As long as they meet, they will quarrel.And it's not noisy and unhappy every time.

After finishing speaking, A Ling looked at Wang Jianjiao with regret and said, "Brother... You used such a precious medicine to save a man woman, but you can't eat it or use it. What's the point?"

After all, Wuyou is a relatively mature and stable girl. Although she is naturally charming, her personality is actually very good.A soft girl of the gentle type, she stepped forward and stopped A Ling, telling her to stop bickering with Liang Huanhuan, and then she said to herself: "Senior brother, have you recovered yet?"

Wang Jian shook his head silently, and smiled dryly: "You think it's a cold and fever, and you can't recover from it in a few months."

"Is that so..." Wuyou frowned, "Then what do you plan to do?"

"How else can I plan." Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at A Ling: "Give her the position of head first, and then I should be punished and punished, and I should be exiled. What else can I do?"

When A Ling heard it, she was shocked, and then said with a sad face: "I'm just a high school student, I don't want to be the leader! I want to fall in love. I'm chasing a handsome guy in the basketball team. You let me be the leader." Men, how can I have time to fall in love...I don't want...I don't want to! You can't torture my youth."

"You can't imitate your sister Wuyou? Everyone has graduated from college and hasn't fallen in love yet." Tianran Er taught A Ling in the tone of a big sister: "How can you fall in love at such a young age."

Wuyou suddenly blushed and coughed: "What... I also have a boyfriend... But I'm not qualified to be the head, so it's normal to have a boyfriend?"

"Ah, sister Wuyou, you have a boyfriend! It's too much, don't tell me!" A Ling excitedly tugged on Wuyou's sleeve: "Is it the handsome guy who can play the violin last time?"

Wuyou nodded shyly, and said weakly, "Mmm..."

"So handsome! He is so handsome!!!"

"Hey, that's enough of you. The two of you are not here to discuss dating." Dawei said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "And am I not handsome anymore? I can also play the violin, okay?"

"You belong to Sister Yue." After being reminded by Dawei, A Ling also thought of the purpose of her visit this time, and put the things in her hands on the ground: "Come here, let's have a barbecue!"

Watching her and Wuyou happily set up the grill, and then take out some bone-meat joints, chicken wings, chicken legs and steaks...

But when he just took out the leg of lamb, Huo Bao rushed up with lightning speed, licked up and down the leg of lamb a few times, then squatted proudly on the ground and smirked at the people around him ...

"Hold!"

"Fuck me..."

A series of modal particles came out of Wuyou, A Ling and Xiao Jin's mouths.These guys are all human beings, never thought that they would capsize in the gutter of hugging, staring at it for a while, but they can't do anything.

And Huo Bao looked at the leg of lamb with a sincere face, indicating that it was just licking...just licking...absolutely not grabbing...

But... the things that have been licked by dogs, to be honest, few people can eat them. After all, no matter how clean they are, they are not enough to brush their teeth every day.

"Fighting geese all the year round, I was blinded by geese pecking today..." Xiao Jin regretfully picked up the leg of lamb and threw it into his hug: "Damn it, I was actually fucked by a dog."

Seeing the leg of lamb being thrown in front of it, it actually patted its paw hypocritically, and then asked with its eyes, "Why don't you eat it?"

"This dog is fucking fine." Dawei rubbed his nose, "It's awesome! You can eat it if you want, what are you pretending to do?"

Hugging obviously understands human speech. After hearing Dawei's words, it barked a few times, happily picked up the leg of lamb and hid it aside, and began to gnaw on it, which made Xiaojin and the others complain.

But Wang Jian and Tianran Er have been watching them from the sidelines, with smiles in their eyes. If Xiao Yiwen and Aying hadn't gone to the shadow puppet show, it would have been more lively today.

At least Wang Jian thinks that being able to play with this heartless guy is more comfortable than sitting on mountains of gold and silver. After experiencing so many messy things, in Wang Jian's heart, there is probably nothing more comfortable than it is now. Feel more secure.

As for the punishment that is coming tonight...it doesn't matter if you come and come, to put it bluntly, it's fame and fortune, anyway, it's a life if you die, and things are far from the worst.

"Now let's see what's going on with Ni Bodhisattva and Dad." Tianran Er leaned against Wang Jian and looked at the busy people not far away: "I think this time there will be no danger."

Wang Jian patted Tianraner's hand lightly: "Don't worry, it's nothing. I don't dare to risk my life now. I don't want the child to come out without a father."

"Yeah, you're going to be a father soon." Tianran Er closed his eyes and muttered to himself, "I still remember the first time I saw you, you were so stupid at that time, you were so stupid, no wonder His name is Wang Jian. He still stares at me like a pervert."

Wang Jian rubbed his head: "I just think you're acting like a porno..."

"Go to hell!" Tianran Er stretched out his hand and squeezed Wang Jian's face angrily: "Say it again! Say it again!" (To be continued...)