tiger teacher

Wang Jian ate something hastily, said goodbye to the group of little bald heads who had already started to decorate the martial arts gym, and hurried back to school.

And before going back, he had three chapters with Xu Hu:

The first point: Before the martial arts gym opens, don't call him Master Wang Jian, and even if the martial arts gym opens, you can only call him that in the martial arts hall.

The second point: After the opening of the martial arts gym, Wang Jian himself is not considered a shareholder, but only a teacher, receiving wages instead of dividends.

The third point: Wang Jian can only come on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday nights, on Saturdays during the day and all day on Sundays.And he also has a principle that all people must abide by, that is, what has been learned is not allowed to be used to make a fortune.

Among these three points, except for the third point, he disagrees with the other two points. For one point, although his explanations are many and very long, they can be summed up in a dozen words: respect teachers, respect teachers, and teach teachers without seniority. , A teacher for a day and a father for life.

As for the second point, Xu Hu refused to agree even more, and even used his limited cultural level to pull up the ancient prose with Wang Jian, saying something about heaven, earth, monarch, relative, teacher, etc., and said nonsense that if Wang Jian disagreed, he would just look down on it. These rough people are not willing to teach them.

Anyway, a rough bald head almost burst into tears at the end, which made Wang Jian feel quite embarrassed.In the end, Wang Jian had no choice but to accept Xu Hu's [-]% dividend only after recovering the cost.With this promise, Xu Hu reluctantly released Wang Jian, and took the little bald heads happily to buy materials to decorate the house.

Not to mention, Xu Hu started his business with a group of fellow villagers doing renovations back then. A group of bald men with unique skills, such as masons, bricklayers, plumbers, and electricians, except for buying materials, almost saved other expenses.This makes Wang Jian, who is also very concerned about this matter, very happy. After all, everyone is not rich, and it is exhausting to make some money. If you can save a little, that is a little.

After returning to school, Wang Jian first found Dawei and told him about it. Dawei responded decisively and positively, patting his chest and saying that he would hold a platinum diamond supreme super vip at that time. The annual fee... After Wang Jian readily agreed, he talked to Dawei about the money that Huang Yue borrowed. When Dawei heard this, he immediately waved his hand and said, "I don't care about this matter, you can handle it yourself." Yours, I am not short of money, if you keep mentioning this, then you will not know how to get along with me. I was victimized by this thing back then. "

Wang Jian also understands this. Borrowing money is the fastest way to end a friendship in the shortest time. Even if the person who is borrowed doesn't care, the person who borrowed money will deliberately alienate the other party before there is no money to repay.In the end, even if the money is paid back, or even the money is paid back, there will always be a knot in my heart, and the relationship will naturally deteriorate.

"That's fine."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian was about to turn around and monitor the classroom. After all, he was not there all morning, and God only knew what kind of tricks those monkey cubs would make.

But as soon as he turned around, Dawei grabbed Wang Jian's sleeve: "Wait a minute!"

"Ok?"

"You haven't told me about your going there this morning."

Wang Jian snorted, sat next to him, and told the whole story of "meeting an old friend in a foreign country", including the fact that the Great Sage asked him to go fishing.

"This guy is powerful enough." Dawei stroked his bare chin: "I know you are powerful, so I want you to be a smoke bomb for him."

"I don't think it's nothing, it's that guy's usual style." Wang Jian smiled bitterly: "I just find it very troublesome. I don't know if Ruolin's bodyguard will get along with her."

"You can rest assured. The mascot is destined for everyone."

After finishing speaking, Dawei looked at Wang Jian strangely, with obscenity and obscenity in his eyes, and then showed a strange smile: "You..."

Wang Jian was taken aback, and had a bad feeling: "What do you want to say?"

"You're in love with her!"

"Fart!" Wang Jian frowned, furious: "No!"

"Don't deny it, she is a good girl, do you have the heart to watch her being married away, imagine her being rubbed by another man?" Dawei sighed faintly, and actually sang sadly: "Those years The heavy rain that I missed, those years that I missed..."

"What are you talking about?" Tianran Er suddenly walked in suspiciously: "I instinctively feel that you are talking bad about me."

"no!"

Wang Jian and Dawei shouted in unison, then one lowered their heads to peel their nails, and the other raised their heads to look at the ceiling fan.

"Really?" Tianran Er still had a skeptical expression: "I think you are weird."

"Cough..." Wang Jian's face was a little red, and he stood up: "By the way, I have something to tell you."

Natural Er blinked her eyes twice, and looked at Wang Jian foolishly. After watching for a while, her face turned red... "Hey, what are you thinking?" Wang Jian looked at Natural, whose face was as red as a pork kidney. Second, tap her on the head lightly: "I tell you..."

Then, Wang Jian made it clear that he was going to be the bodyguard of the second faction of Tianran.Although she is naturally stupid, her IQ can blow Wang Jian away from a god who is [-] kilometers away. Although her EQ is a little lower, it is easy to straighten out the logic of cause and effect.

"Bodyguard..."

Naturally Er actually showed a worried expression for the first time, and his eyes were a little disturbed.A carefree elf like her showed such an expression, which showed that she actually cared about this bodyguard.

"What do you think? I can also..." Wang Jian touched the back of his head: "You can protect me personally... I'm a man, so it's not convenient."

Tianran Er understood Wang Jian very well, she nodded, "I...I just want to ask a question."

"ask."

"Does that bodyguard have body odor..."

Wang Jian was taken aback, feeling a sense of powerlessness that he had never felt before from the bottom of his heart. She showed such a worried expression, but it was only because of the question of whether she had body odor, which made Wang Jian unable to answer for a while.And he has no way to answer, and he can't lie, so... "Hey, does the bodyguard you sent for me have body odor?"

Wang Jian was so stubborn that he went to call and ask the Great Sage... This made Dawei next to him suddenly feel that this wonderful couple is definitely a match made in heaven, and there is no other person in the world who is more suitable to stay together for a lifetime than these two... …"Body odor?" The Great Sage was also puzzled: "You are asking a lot. This is the first time I have heard of someone receiving olive leaves, and I am still wondering if there is body odor. Do you know which star they are invited to protect for a day? How much is the appearance fee, even if there is body odor, the price will not be reduced."

"If you have body odor, you don't want it."

The Great Sage thought for a while, "Wait a minute."

Sure enough, after a while, the phone was connected again, but it was no longer the Great Sage on the other end of the line, but a female voice, a little hoarse, but sounded healthy.

"I don't have body odor."

Wang Jian hummed: "It's fine if you don't have one."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone first, then looked at Tianraner and said, "She said she doesn't have body odor."

Hearing this, Tianran Eryi let out a sigh of relief and patted his chest: "It's fine if you don't have it..."

Dawei had a great time laughing beside him. It was the first time he had seen such a thing after living for so many years, and he thought these two people were already weird enough, but he didn't expect that the two who answered the phone were also His mother is two shocking wonders.

It really is a happy life, starting from meeting Wang Jian...

While the three of them were chatting, Ye Wen suddenly barged in: "Is Teacher Wang there...oh, yes!"

"What's wrong?" Wang Jian was taken aback, "What's the matter?"

"Hurry up and save the scene, boss. Jin Huiming made a bomb!"

"what!!!???"

Everyone present, including Tianran Er, didn't react at once. The three of them opened their mouths like three big toads, and immediately froze on the spot.

But soon, Wang Jian reacted, rushed out the door, jumped directly from the second floor, and then entered the class with a kick of the door.

As soon as I entered, I saw Jin Huiming on the special seat. She was surrounded by black air, with a deep resentment expression, and ghostly gloomy eyes. There were two iron biscuit boxes in her hands, and she was walking around silently. copper wire.And more than half of the people in the class have been withdrawn, only a few brave ones are left standing by and watching the genius perverted girl make bombs... "What are you doing!"

Wang Jian walked up to her and picked up her ear: "Do you want to die?"

And the moment she was grabbed by Wang Jian, her eyes instantly became lively, she looked at Wang Jian in a daze, and then three words popped out from between her teeth: "Bomb the police station!"

Bomb the police station...

The cold sweat dripped from Wang Jian's head, and he knew from Jin Huiming's expression that this guy was definitely not joking... "What's in it?"

"water."

Wang Jian hummed: "Are you lying?"

Jin Huiming rolled his eyes and glanced at Wang Jian, took out her sample, a small box about the size of a mouse, shook it vigorously, then quickly threw it out of the window, and within five seconds, there was a sound of a car tire. The sound of the explosion was heard, and the back of the old building leaned against the back mountain, and a large pit with a diameter of about one meter and a depth of seventy to eighty centimeters was decisively blasted out. Bright flames were still burning around the pit. On the mud floor, it also burned very vigorously, and it took about a minute to go out.

"Water, nitroglycerin, thermite, sodium metal, gasoline, alcohol, fruit juice, pencil leads, bananas, chewing gum."

Jin Huiming said a lot with a blank face, and then raised the huge iron biscuit box in his hand: "There is also the mixture of cyanogen and sulfur I just made. It is highly poisonous."

Wang Jian's scalp was numb: "Give it to me!"

"When you come, I will destroy it." After she finished speaking, she opened the bag of the biscuit box, took out a cone-shaped thing from inside, and took out a bag of greasy things: "It's safe."

"Where did you get these things from?"

"School laboratory." She nonchalantly handed the pack of dangerous nitroglycerin to Ye Wen next to her: "If you don't come again, I'll bury this in the vent of the police station, tomorrow the police station will be the living dead place."

Wang Jian took a long breath and pinched her face forcefully: "You look like a normal little girl to me...Damn it, you scared me to death!"

Wang Jian finally couldn't bear it any longer. He pulled out the pointer and slapped Jin Huiming's buttocks three times in a row: "Do you know what you are doing!"

But Jin Huiming actually laughed, and turned to look at Wang Jian: "Of course I know, so you have to protect me well."