The Demon Soul is Coming

Liu Sang gave a dry cough and put away his breast pocket first.

The old lady laughed and said: "Son, what a blessing. I have been with the princess for so long, and it is the first time I have seen her treat anyone so well, especially the inner clothes. You have to know, the princess, she is a yellow girl ( Too ugly to marry), this is the first time for her to give this kind of thing to others (don't give it to others), the princess is a good girl, quiet and kind, and easily shy (no wonder)..."

While helping her princess to speak, the old woman scolded Stealth in her heart. With such a master, it is really not easy to live to this day. She is under a lot of psychological pressure, and such an ugly, vain and hard-to-serve princess, unexpectedly There is also a male monster who likes her obscene clothes. Although she has to help the princess to speak, she is actually very upset in her heart. Then again, even the obscene clothes of a girl like Stealing Fat are interested in doing that kind of thing , this wild fox is really a pervert.

Seeing the strange look in the old woman's eyes, Liu Sang finally understood that she, like Stealing Zhi, regarded him as a pervert. The problem was how they could come up with such a wrong impression, but he couldn't figure it out.But it's okay, they like him no matter what.After thinking for a while, he asked: "By the way, can you tell me why the third princess is dressed like that?" Her makeup just now was really strange.

The old woman laughed and said: "There is a saying in the human race, it is called: Women are for reading... Women are for themselves..."

"Women are pleasing to themselves?"

"That's right," the old woman said with a smile, "Princess put so much thought into dressing up, isn't it for the young master? The young master must not let her down."

"So...why do you dress up like that?"

"Don't you know, my lord?" said the old woman, "Your hands should be as soft as green shoots, your skin should be as smooth as grease, your neck should be like the larva of a longhorn beetle, your bun should be like the head of a cicada, and your eyebrows should be like the tentacles of a moth." Generally speaking, this is the beauty of our Hei Wu Tian."[

She sighed: "The princess is born with deficiencies, so she can only make up for it in the day after tomorrow."

Liu Sang asked doubtfully, "Where did this standard come from?"

The old woman said: "There is no such standard in Hei Wu Tian. I heard that this standard was passed down from the human race hundreds of years ago. After a long time, it has become a recognized standard."

Terran?How can human beings have such messy standards?The more Liu Sang listened, the more confused he became.

Yaozu's "beauty" standard.Was it passed down from the human race?Even a pervert in the human race wouldn't have such a standard, right?

The old woman waved her handkerchief and said with a smile, "My lord, you should read a little more and you will know." There is no culture.

Liu Sang returned to her room in doubt.

Although the disguise is successful, this place is dangerous after all.I dare not sleep with my head covered like this.So I made a cup of tea first.Sitting on the side, drinking tea, while thinking about whether he made a mistake.It's just that it's impossible to be comprehensive in this kind of thing. Rigidity is easy to break, softness is easy to be timid. If you are careful, you can avoid making big mistakes to a certain extent, but if you worry too much, because the world originally It is impossible to have an absolutely perfect plan. If you think too much, "cautious" becomes "looking forward and backward" or even "worried", then nothing can be done.

From this point of view, the Confucian doctrine of the "golden mean" has some truth. It is not advisable to be overly aggressive or overly cautious. One is easy to fail, and the other will eventually succeed. There is no way to avoid it.

I roughly filtered my behavior in the past few days, and there should be nothing that is easy to be suspicious.My thoughts wandered, and I couldn't help thinking about the standards of "beauty" for the Yaozu. After thinking about it, suddenly, a flash of light flashed in my mind, and then a mouthful of tea came out...

The hands should be as soft as green shoots, the skin should be as smooth as grease, the neck should be like the larva of a longhorn beetle, the bun should be like the head of a cicada, and the eyebrows should be like the tentacles of a moth... This is not, this is not...

Dare this "beauty" standard really come from the human race?

***

At the same time, Qingu Cave——

"Hands are like catkins, skin is like creamy fat, collar is like grub, teeth are like gourd rhinoceros, gnat's head is moth eyebrows, smiling sweetly, beautiful eyes looking forward..." A fox girl murmured, "You mean those who write poems in the human race Yes, how chatty is it? If you want to describe a beautiful woman, you can just say "you are so beautiful, girl, and you have four legs, a steed"? You have to say that your hands are like catkins, your skin is like fat, and your neck is like a sky. Cow larvae, teeth like gourd worms, what kind of gnat head and moth head...Which girl really wants to look like that, wouldn't he be scared to death?" [

Beside, there was another fox girl in blue, who smiled coquettishly and said, "Tui'er, if the scholars of the race listen to your words, let's see if they don't peel your skin, these few sentences of yours are not in the "Book of Songs". Yes, the "Book of Songs" is not only the most revered thing by those scholars, but also one of the five classics of Confucianism. Youdao means that there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and the few lines you read are the "Yan Ruyu" in the eyes of poets."

Hu Cui'er said bitterly: "I hate writing poetry the most."

Hu Yue smiled sweetly: "You used to hate painting."

Hu Cui'er said: "Painting is good, it's high-end and elegant. People say piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, why don't they talk about piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and poetry? It's because the paintings are high-end, but the poems are not high-end..."

Hu Yue smiled sweetly and said, "After all, isn't your Mr. Sang also a painter?"

One of the two fox girls is lying on the bed and the other is leaning on the side. There is also a little girl from the monster clan sitting beside the bed. This little girl has a human head and a grassy body. He looks young, but because he is a demon, he is actually more than 100 years old.Her demon body is a dodder. It is not easy for plants and trees to become fine, and it is even more difficult to cultivate from "fine" to "demon". As a monster of plants and trees, over 100 years old is actually considered young.

"Little Dodder" Meimei said: "Actually, the demon in the sky still likes the things of the human race very much. He likes to quote sentences from the human race when he speaks, likes to capture human slaves to build houses and build houses, and he likes to read books from the human race. Monsters will never be able to get along well. Human races look down on monsters, and monsters naturally hate humans, unlike your fox clan. It seems that they can get along very well with human races by nature. Those strange novels about human races, some like dragon girls, some Those who like fox spirits, when did you see someone who likes pig girls and dog girls?"

Hu Cui'er smiled coquettishly, "It's no wonder you like it."

Little Dodder said: "It's fine if humans don't like it, but you foxes don't like it either, isn't that strange? After all, your foxes are not at all like humans, but very similar to puppies. Why do you Don't like puppies?"

Hu Yue Tiantian and Hu Cuier's hairs stood on end, if it wasn't for her small stature.There is also a very powerful big brother.I really want to punch her.

She actually said that they... resemble puppies...

Hu Cui'er smiled and said: "You are a dodder, your elder brother is a jin, and you are not alike at all, why do you like him?"

The little dodder's face turned red all of a sudden.

"Little Dodder" Meimei's eldest brother.It is the "big poisonous poison" of the cave master of Qingu Cave.Poison and dodder.Of course they can't be real brothers and sisters, it's just that when the little dodder became a spirit but not a demon, although it already had spiritual consciousness.But it grows in the barren mountains and cannot move, and Guan Guan is a bird monster, who often fights with other monsters. After being injured, he hides in the cave next to the little dodder. The little dodder grows many branches and leaves in the form of a spirit Leaf covers the opening of the hole so that its enemies cannot find it.And whenever there is a severe drought, Guan Guan will stay away from the barren hills to find fresh water to irrigate her. After a long time, the two demons become brother and sister, which is actually equivalent to lovers.

Hu Cui'er said: "Little Tusi, I asked you to help me find out, is there any new news?"

"Little dodder" Meimei said: "The black killer fox you mentioned has already gone to Xingfuguan Shutian."

Hu Cui'er asked suspiciously: "Xingfuguan Shutian? Where does the 'Three Demons' live?"

"Little dodder" Meimei said: "The black killer fox you inquired about... is a bit perverted!"

Hu Cui'er and Hu Yue's sweet dessert...it's a bit.

Ah, no, although Mr. Sang is a bit perverted, how would she know?Hu Cui'er whispered: "Why do you say that?"

Little Tusi said: "I heard that when he was in Shenshang Cave, the second general asked him to kill five spies who sneaked in from outside, but he refused anyway. Later, the third princess said that as long as he was willing to kill the five spies, She just gave him her bellyband, and the demon fox was very excited, so he killed those spies, and even dug out their hearts, and gave them to the third princess to eat."

Hu Cuier and Hu Yuetian opened their mouths wide.

Belly...pocket?

The two foxes looked at each other. Could it be that Mr. Sang... has learned badly from Elder Gan?

Little Dodder wondered: "But Tweety, isn't your lover that 'dark demon' from the human race? Why do you care so much about the demon fox?"

Hu Cui'er said: "This, this... This is because, that demon fox is Tian Tian's lover, I asked for Tian Tian."

Hu Yue said sweetly: "Huh?"

Little Tusi giggled and said: "It turned out to be like this, then I must take a good look at him at the Xuanyuanqiu meeting this time, why should the great beauty of the fox clan fall in love with Tiantian."

Hu Cui'er thought to herself: "I lied to you!" She quietly looked at Hu Yue Tiantian, only to find that her face turned red... Hey, I really lied to her, don't turn it into become a fact...

The two foxes and one demon chatted here for a while, and then "Little Dodder" Meimei left.Hu Yuetian went to bed and lay down with Hu Cuier. Hu Cuier turned her head and stared at her. Hu Yue said sweetly, "What are you doing?" Hu Cuier said, "Tiantian, Mr. Sang is mine. Black Killing Demon Fox is also mine."

Hu Yue smiled sweetly and said: "Do you want your Mr. Sang, or do you want to kill the demon fox? Are you stepping on two boats, thinking differently?"

Hu Cui'er said: "Hmph, I..." Suddenly fell, fell down, and fell asleep on the bed.

Hu Yue was startled sweetly, jumped out of bed, and twirled her skirt: "Who?"

The moonlight poured in like a dream...

***

maritime.

The Mo family's ships surrounded the reef island and scattered into several circles.

In the sky, there are flying armored bronze figures specially made by Momen, and on the bottom of the sea, there are hidden wooden armor mechanisms that are difficult to notice.

On the deck of a large ship, two twin girls stood side by side.

In front of them stood Mo Chang Jianwen of the Mo School, Ghost Shadow of the Suzerain of the Taoist Secret School, Gui Yuanyuan, Qian Qian and some Mo scholars.

Jian Wen said in a deep voice, "The two girls are leaving now?"

The girl in black clothes said: "Yeah." Maybe Daddy also needs help, so she naturally doesn't want to stay in such a place.

Gui Yuanyuan turned to look at her father.

Ghost Shadow said with a headache: "Take care of your injury first, and then let me run around."

Qianqian said: "Meow!" As a girl from the Yin Yang family.In this kind of place surrounded by Mohists, I feel uncomfortable all over.

The girl in black gave Jianwen a sideways glance: "I've already told you what my father wanted me to pass on to you, but don't you want to explain why so many Mohists were sent to disguise themselves as monsters to enter the Black Sky?"

Jianwen said: "I'm sorry, without Juzi's consent, I can't tell Jian. Anyway, thank you for letting me know, that sentence is very important to us. I also thank you and Lingjie for helping Momen this time. Save Xiaomei."

The black-clothed girl sneered, and said maliciously: "Your Tianji girl of Momen is my father's woman, and it is right to save her."

Jian Wen said: "Anyway, thank you! Please also tell your father about the Shenzhou Conference on the Lantern Festival. Please discuss how to go to the meeting."

The black-clothed girl snorted, these Mohists are old and stubborn, there is no way to get anything out of their mouths.So he said, "Sister, let's go!"

With a flash of sword light, the girl in white and the girl in black swept towards the sky, and soon disappeared.

Everyone dispersed, and Gui Yuanyuan and Qianqian also returned to their room.

Outside, the sea was flowing slowly, and the boat rocked gently.

The two girls lay on the bed, Qianqian said, "Yuanyuan, I'm sorry, meow."

Gui Yuanyuan said: "You didn't apologize to me." After saying that, he still couldn't help but said angrily: "But you shouldn't leave Miss Xiaomei alone, how can you abandon your companion?"

Qianqian said: "But Yuanyuan, the strange thing is you, meow."

Gui Yuanyuan said: "What am I wondering?"

Qianqian said: "Xiaomei is the concubine of the master cat, and you are also the concubine of the master cat."

Gui Yuanyuan said: "That's right, so..."

Qianqian said: "So you shouldn't let her die there, meow? Even if she doesn't die, you still have to poke her hard with a needle, meow? You two are concubines, and you can compete for favor only after she dies, meow."

Gui Yuanyuan sighed... It really came from the Yin Yang family.

Once wrapped in the quilt, she lay on the bed and muttered, "I don't care about you."

Qianqian turned over, her back was facing her, and after a long silence, she said, "Yuanyuan."

The voice of the dragon girl came from behind: "Huh?"

Qianqian said: "I have killed people when I was very young. At that time, I was locked in a cage with two other children. Only one of them could get out alive. They were all stronger than me. I beat them. But they, so I bit them hard, my mouth was full of blood, they were all killed by me. Then, I was taken to Si Yao Valley. "

Gui Yuanyuan turned around and stared blankly at her.

Qianqian said: "But I don't hate those people, because those days in Si Yao Valley were the best days I lived. Although there were dangers every day, no one knew which senior sister would suddenly Kill you, but there, at least I don’t have to worry about food and clothing. Before that, I was just a little beggar, living with three wild cats, and those three wild cats gave birth to many kittens, but later, they were all killed Killed them. I don’t know why those people killed them, maybe they thought they were too noisy? But they didn’t kill me. At that time, I lay in the blood on the ground, looking at their bodies, thinking Why didn't they kill me? Obviously I am also a cat?"

Gui Yuanyuan said: "Qianqian..."

"Yuanyuan," Qianqian turned her back to her, "I want to go back."

Gui Yuanyuan asked, "Where are you going back?"

Qianqian said: "The Yinyang family!"

Gui Yuanyuan said in shock: "Qianqian, are you crazy? What are you doing back home?"

Qianqian said: "Because that's the only place I should stay. Even if I betray someone or hurt someone, I don't have to feel guilty, because everyone does that. If I stay by your side, I will betray you sooner or later." Yes, because I am a bad cat, if one day we encounter danger together, I will definitely abandon you and escape..."

Gui Yuanyuan said: "If you run away, just run away, I won't blame you."

Qianqian said: "But Yuanyuan, you won't run away, it's unfair...it's too unfair."

Gui Yuanyuan said: "So, you want to go back?"

Qianqian said: "Well, I want...Yuanyuan, what are you doing...cough, cough cough..."

Gui Yuanyuan suddenly flipped over, rolled onto her body, straddled her, strangled her neck hard: "Where did the monster come from, dare to pretend to be Qianqian? Tell me, which monster did you become? Or is it possessed by a monster? Do you think you can fool this heroine?"

Qianqian said: "Yuanyuan..."

Gui Yuanyuan stared at her: "You said so many words just now, without even saying 'meow', how dare you say you are Qianqian?"

Qianqian said: "I..."

"Okay, I admit that you are Qianqian," Gui Yuanyuan grabbed her shoulder and stared at her condescendingly, "But Qianqian, you think too much. Do you think I'm lying to you? If there is One day we were in danger together, just leave me behind and run away, I really don’t blame you, and sister Xiaomei didn’t blame you either. Because you are my friend, as long as I know you are fine, I can rest assured .”

"So, will you run away too?"

"I won't." Gui Yuanyuan looked at her, "Because we are friends, whether you think so or not, but I think so. So you don't have to feel guilty, because I treat you as a friend, so even if you If you run away, I won't hate you either. It's not about what the other party does for me, but what I do for the other party... This is a friend."

Qianqian cried: "But this is not fair, meow."

Gui Yuanyuan lowered her head, her hair was disheveled, and her dark eyes gleamed through her hair: "You, you still dare to tell me fairness?" He pinched her neck hard: "My husband feeds you delicious food, but he doesn't feed you something delicious." I eat, how dare you tell me it's fair, meow, hum, hum, hum!"

Turned over, lay on the bed, looked at the ceiling bed: "Stupid cat, don't go back, let's go play together, no matter where we go! We are friends, I know you think so too... Otherwise you What are you crying for?"

"Meow..."

...(to be continued...)