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The most ridiculous thing is that Churchill actually picked up the phone and called the newspaper office, told the newspaper office the opinions of these famous future generations, and asked them to immediately write a few special topics and tell people all over the world, the German Minister of Armaments, Zhang Jun, the commander of the First Panzer Army of the SS, this "Rocket General" who relies on nepotism to get to the top is some kind of "idiot + stupid pig".

Churchill was far-sighted in doing this, and Chamberlain was a policy of appeasement, but Churchill was a resolute advocate of the war, because Churchill believed that Germany and Britain would always have a life-and-death battle, and now he had the opportunity to humiliate the German head of state, Hitler and his godson. , How could Churchill give up such a god-given opportunity to smear.

Is Zhang Jun really an "idiot"?If Zhang Jun is defeated or annihilated, then Zhang Jun has confirmed his nickname of "idiot" in the war.

Several famous generals of later generations continued to analyze the military deployment of Marshal Lotz of the Polish Army, and discussed Marshal Rotz's rapid penetration in response to the German SS.Judging from the current military situation, there is still no problem with Marshal Luo Ci's military deployment. It should be said that it is very correct and perfect. The strength of the army should be able to annihilate the First Panzer Army of the SS. These so-called famous generals of later generations have not been able to go to the front line to understand the situation now, so they came to such a conclusion.

The order of Minister of the Navy Churchill was quickly carried out by the British Information Agency. Ten gunmen were quickly found to write articles, all of which were about how to discredit Zhang Jun and Hitler. This is why Hitler treats Zhang Jun like his own son. Zhang Jun’s achievements in the Chinese battlefield are purely deceitful. The battle was commanded by Chinese General Zhang Zhizhong. The great credit goes to Zhang Jun, who is a complete liar.

The funniest thing is that someone actually found out Zhang Jun's former lover, and conducted an interview-style radio report:

"Miss Sarah, do you know the Minister of Armaments of Germany? Do you know him? What is your relationship with him?"

"Heck, oops, I hate it, why do you ask such a private question!!!"

That Miss Shala is also quite pretty, with long and flowing curly hair draped over her shoulders, her eyes with double eyelids flashing a look that makes men crazy, her fair face is covered with a layer of light make-up. The eye shadow is just right, the watery red lips are sexy and seductive; the low-cut dress exposes her pair of breasts, making the men passing by can't help but look at them.The beige dress made her already fair skin look more tender and slender, and it perfectly modified her small waist. The coquettish energy penetrated to the marrow of a man.

The male interviewer subconsciously swallowed the saliva that flowed to the corner of his mouth with difficulty.Just as the male interviewer was about to speak, the lady called Sarah rushed to speak. How could Miss Sarah let go of such a famous opportunity?

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with that. It's just that Mr. Zhang Jun was my lover a few years ago, and he is now the Minister of the German Equipment Department."

"Excuse me, Miss Sarah, what is your favorite thing to do?"

"Oh, you're so annoying!" Miss Shala deliberately covered half of her face with a handkerchief, "Oh, it's nothing, we just like sports on the bed, such as horse riding, 69 style, eating bananas, The funniest thing is that he taught me to help his little brother count the rings..."

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Buckingham Palace:

"Touch... woo woo woo... Liars... woo woo... You are all big liars."

"Princess, don't cry." The maid hurriedly cleaned up the glass that Princess Windsor had broken, while the broadcast on the wall continued the live interview.

"May I ask Miss Shala, how do you count the growth rings for his little brother? That little brother is not a tree stump, so can he count the growth rings?..."

"Bump... bang..."

The speaker on the wall was hit by a large kettle, and both the kettle and the speaker burst and fell to the ground one after another. Of course, it was impossible to hear the sound of the radio.

"Jun is not that kind of person, no...she is a liar...a liar..."

"Princess...don't cry..."

"Hurry up and find someone to send this female liar away, let him go to France, no, to the United States, never to Germany, give him money, as much as he wants, woo woo woo...Jun is mine, she can't take it away My Jun..."

On the one hand, Princess Windsor does not believe it, but on the other hand she is afraid that the matter is true. The contradictory mood has been fully expressed. Of course, Windsor now knows who Zhang Jun is, and also knows his wife Avril, but Windsor does not resist the famous family. Later, Avril, on the contrary, hated this woman who sounded like a prostitute. Maybe Windsor didn't want someone to tarnish her first love, and she didn't want someone to destroy her girl's dream, so she was so panicked.

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After Zhang Jun issued the first stern order in the command post, he issued several orders in succession. The second order was for Rommel, ordering Rommel to organize three tank divisions to attack immediately, at all costs and by all means , Including the use of flamethrowers, iron fists and other offensive means that can be used, Zhang Jun did not bring poisonous gas at all, and Zhang Jun would not use things that were ordered and prohibited by the international community. The Germans should be like knights To fight, not use those nasty, dirty things.

Why did Zhang Jun go to attack the enemy's city in such an emergency situation!Because the reconnaissance plane discovered that the Narel Army had dispatched about three divisions to quickly reinforce Warsaw in a fan shape, and now the distance is more than 200 kilometers.Hartmann had gone to bomb them, but could only slow their advance.So Zhang Jun had to make a choice, either win or be surrounded by the city of Warsaw, Zhang Jun chose the former.

The third telegram was to Kesselring, commander of the Air Force, asking him to send a large number of planes to bomb the enemy in the north.

Because the information shows that the Polish army on the North Road has a tank division equipped with thin-skinned tanks, but Zhang Jun only has the mobile force of one tank division in his hands, and the supplementary divisions are all scattered around a huge circular position, with a 500-meter line of defense. It is not bad to have a company of people defending.

If Zhang Jun goes to attack the enemy in the east or south first, as long as the Polish tank division in the north rushes desperately, even if a tank rushes to the side of Zhang Jun's circular position transport vehicle, a shell can make Zhang Jun's The material was immediately blown into the sky. It was [-] large trucks transporting all kinds of ammunition and fuel. As long as Zhang Jun's material was finished, the SS would really be finished.

The fourth telegram Zhang Jun sent to the great head of state, requesting the head of state to send all the B-29 bombers to blow up a sea of ​​​​fire on the southeast sides of his circular defensive position. The transfer of the b-29 requires Hitler to issue an order to be effective, so Zhang Juncai How could Hitler refuse Zhang Jun's request? He immediately ordered all 29 B-260s in Germany that had not been modified to carry all kinds of bombs and incendiary bombs to support the SS First Panzer Army. fighting.

It can be said that Zhang Jun, the "shit stirrer", has mobilized all the people, and others are forced to adapt to his mobilization. It is not yet clear who will win the battle. Is Zhang Jun so arrogant that "idiot" plus "stupid" "The point, or war genius will soon be revealed.

The four telegrams were quickly replied. Kesselring replied that he would send 60 fighters, 40 level bombers and 60 ju87 dive bombers, equivalent to the strength of half an aviation division. Now everyone is calling for air support. Serin was able to mobilize so much air power to support Zhang Jun, he had already done his best.

Hitler's telegram was very simple: "Little carrot, I am waiting for news of your victory, the b-29 bomber has taken off."

Rommel's reply was very passionate: "I will let the enemy kneel and cry at my feet. Nothing can stop the SS from winning. Crushing them is like crushing a group of bedbugs."

Arrogant, but Zhang Jun just likes Rommel who is getting more and more arrogant.

Of course, Hartman also called back to Zhang Jun to ensure that the task would be completed and that a Polish soldier would not be allowed to reinforce Warsaw.

The decisive battle of life and death is approaching. The eyes of all countries in the world are focused on the city of Warsaw, the capital of Poland. The mentality of Britain and France is of course vicious. I hope that the Polish army will completely annihilate the German SS First Panzer Army, so that it can severely hit Germany. morale and morale.

The United States has another mentality. They want to thoroughly understand Germany's new tactical "blitzkrieg" so that they can study the advantages and disadvantages of "blitzkrieg" and find out the flaws in it, so as to find a way to crack "blitzkrieg". Dude is really smart, and his vision is not ordinary long-term.

Even the generals and the chairman of the general committee in China were paying close attention to the battle in Warsaw. Of course, these people knew that Zhang Jun had real skills. At the same time, they also publicized Zhang Jun's achievements in the newspapers in an attempt to justify Zhang Jun's name, but it seemed to be ineffective. Not much, after all, the circulation of Chinese newspapers and the strength of the country are very weak, which determines that China's right to speak is limited a lot.

On September 1939, 9, under the city of Warsaw, the capital of Poland, Zhang Jun was speaking to the entire army with hundreds of tweeters:

"Brothers, today we are about to usher in the first life-and-death battle of the 30st Panzer Army of the SS. The enemy has mobilized [-] troops to deal with us, encircled from all sides, and we only have more than [-] people. Although we The number of people is only a quarter of the opponent, but I believe that each of us has the ability to fight ten against one, and victory will always belong to the real strong. The enemy is crushed to pieces, the [-]st SS Panzer Corps is synonymous with victory and death...

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