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() They have long forgotten the taste of death, because living is a kind of torment for them. They yearn for freedom and dignity. , enslaved and oppressed people, the freedom and dignity belong to you. "

As soon as Goebbels' speech came out, the whole world was in an uproar. Germany was clearly clamoring for war against Britain and France!It seems that Germany is ready to take action against Britain and France. This is the conclusion drawn by the analysis of most countries in the world. Even Britain and France, which have signed a secret treaty with Germany, are still in constant panic, for fear that one day the EU army will arrive at the Maginot Line Front.

Britain and France were trembling with fright, and the Soviet Union was happy. This can export more oil and minerals to Germany, so that there will be more foreign exchange to buy advanced machinery and equipment, which can speed up the industrialization process of the Soviet Union. Of course, vigilance is natural relaxed.

The various resistances and uprisings in the British and French colonies became more and more violent. In order to suppress the various uprisings and resistances in the colonies, Britain, France, and the United States mobilized a large number of troops to counterattack. The Yankees also got involved.

Why did Goebbels dare to ask the oppressed and enslaved people to rise up to resist, because there is basically no national oppression and plunder in Germany now, the governments of Denmark, Norway, the Czech Republic, and Poland are all elected by their own people, and Germany only sent a little The troops are here, and at the same time, Germany will also monitor whether the governments of these countries are clean or not. Now these countries are also members of the European Union, and the people in the entire EU countries enjoy complete freedom and dignity. This was established in the European Union At that time, the "Berlin Declaration" had been clearly written out, and it was also written into the EU Constitution.As for whether Germany will plunder other countries in the European Union, this does not exist at all. Everything is a market economy, and everyone operates in full compliance with commercial rules.

That's why Goebbels had the confidence to make such a shocking speech. Now that the European Union has become a holy place of pilgrimage for the people of the colonies, they just don't know that when Goebbels' lies were exposed and Germany attacked the Soviet Union, the people of those colonies would still If you don't have such a mentality, it's really unknown.

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"Bump... bang..."

"The British Empire, which was raised, holy, and deeply favored by God, has become a rogue country in Goebbels' mouth, oh! My God! This is slander, this is Slander, the British Empire cannot tolerate such unscrupulous slander, we must fight back, fight back, the secretary prepares the car, and goes to the prime minister's office."

After Churchill smashed an ashtray in his office, took another shot, and hurried to the Prime Minister's Office.Now newspapers all over the world are reporting Goebbels’ speech, and Britain is no exception. Morally, Britain’s colonial policy is unpopular. The fate of squeezing and exploiting.There are also many people in the UK who oppose the British colonial policy. Of course, those capitalists and those with vested interests don’t think so. Germany wants to dig their roots. *, they all demanded that the British Empire immediately counterattack Germany.

The so-called counterattack of these elites is to fight a war of words with Germany, and they only have this ability. Does the British Empire dare to launch a war against Germany now?That is asking for death. Since 1938, the British Empire has had a few small fights with the Germans, and every time they are beaten by the Germans, those elites are very smart and will never go to their own country. Seeking death.

After Churchill arrived at the Prime Minister's Office, it happened that Chamberlain planned to hold an emergency meeting of the war cabinet. After several war cabinets arrived, they started emergency consultations. The unanimous opinion of everyone was to immediately start from the society and fight back against Germany's slanderous remarks. .

Churchill was the direct commander of this mass counterattack. Although Churchill likes to curse people viciously, it can only show Churchill's hypocrisy, but Churchill is indeed very capable. Churchill first recruited the Norwegian royal family and the Yugoslav royal family. Churchill did not invite them to the dinner, but asked them to issue a strong statement of condemnation immediately, condemning the German aggression.

The Norwegian royal family and the Yugoslav royal family dared to go against Churchill's wishes. They are all independent royal families who depended on others. Besides, the Germans occupied their country and re-elected a new zheng fu, which made them lose the entire country. It is a great hatred, and it is only natural for them to come out to attack Germany.

The next day, the Norwegian royal family and the Yugoslav royal family jointly held a press conference. Although these two royal families are independent royal families, they still had a huge impact. Many reporters came to participate, even German reporters. Journalists from China or EU countries are not qualified to ask questions.The reason for this is that these reporters are afraid of asking some very tricky questions or embarrassing the royal family.

The location of the press conference was held in the Parliament Building of the British Empire. The king and queen of Norway and the king and queen of Yugoslavia sat in front of the rostrum very formally and dignifiedly:

The Queen of Norway was the first to speak. The Queen of Norway cried before saying anything. A woman's tears are always a huge lethal weapon. The King of Norway managed to get the Queen of Norway to stop her tears. The Queen of Norway who stopped her tears is sad. began to speak:

"Dear gentlemen and ladies, we Norwegian people live our lives happily and peacefully. My people and I love peace from beginning to end, but the brutal German invaders invaded Norway and occupied beautiful Norway. My hometown, they plundered and raped my people, and enslaved my people. As for what Mr. German Propaganda Minister said, Germany did not oppress or enslave any country or people, that is a plain lie, a complete lie, Goebeb Er is just a political charlatan who is fooling the eyes of peace-loving people all over the world.

The German Nazis did not have any benevolent hearts. What they thought was how to squeeze and plunder other people and countries. Our Norway is a living proof. ... woo woo woo..."

"Damn Nazis, damn liars, I was almost deceived by them. I firmly believe in the words of the Queen of Norway. I decided to write a report immediately to deeply expose the ugly face of German Nazis."

"I'm also going to expose and criticize the damn Nazis."

"That's not necessarily true! We'd better go and investigate."

After the Queen of Norway finished speaking, the Queen of Yugoslavia said very miserablely about her experience:

"Dear gentlemen and ladies, you probably don't know yet! Italy is Germany's steel ally. What is your Italian army? They invaded our homeland, but they came to rape our girls and women, Every day, I wander around the window of a woman's house with flowers or some gifts. If the owner is not careful, his wife or daughter will be abducted by those damn Italian devils..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Cough...cough..."

The king of Yugoslavia hurriedly coughed and reminded the queen not to say such shameful things. In fact, the real situation was that romantic Italian soldiers could not help pursuing Yugoslav beauties when they saw them. Yugoslavia is located on the coast of the Mediterranean Sea.Girls are also passionate, and Italy loves romance. This is when dry wood meets fire. Those passionate beauties from Yugoslavia began to elope with Italian soldiers. The purpose of Italian wars is to pick up girls!No wonder the Italian army is a super funny army that cuts everyone off.

The hint from the king of Yugoslavia immediately awakened his queen. The queen of Yugoslavia was also highly educated and quick to respond. She immediately pointed the finger at the German army:

"Haha... Could it be that the girl from your country ran away to Italy by herself, it's so funny."

"Ohh Ohh ohh……"

The queen of Yugoslavia burst into tears immediately. Europeans still respect ladies very much, not to mention that other people are queens, so they immediately stopped laughing. When the queen of Yugoslavia saw that her tears were effective, she immediately struck while the iron was hot and began to cry:

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many tanks, robbed our people, and the sky full of planes , like a flock of black crows, flying all over the sky, countless bombs fell from the sky, killing countless of our civilians... woo woo woo... Countless houses collapsed in the bombing, countless children lost their parents, countless parents lost their children , Countless peace-loving people have lost their relatives, who are our Yugoslav people to offend? No, we have never provoked anyone, let alone invaded others, but the murderous German Nazis still imposed war on us On my body... woo woo woo..."

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The British press conference played the card of sadness and women's tears. Britain's aggressive attacks on Germany on the Internet began to appear in newspapers all over the world. Germany immediately launched a second round of counterattack. The two sides began to fight each other, but Germany The war with Britain and France is only on the military side. The world's attention is attracted by the battlefield debates, but it ignores the upcoming large-scale military exercises of the European Union.

Even the Soviet Union was attracted by the quarrels between Britain, France and Germany. No one would have thought of the EU's active preparations for war.

Reporters with some good things even thought that Germany and the European Union had put forward requests for in-depth interviews in Denmark, Norway, the Czech Republic, and Poland. Both Germany and the European Union expressed their warm welcome... (To be continued.)