sorry i got lost

It's really unscientific to want to save manuscripts on weekends... I went out with my friends again (cover my face)

Sure enough, one chapter a day is the limit...

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There was nothing to say in the preliminaries. After killing a few players who couldn't remember their names and faces, Zhang Taiping easily entered the quarterfinals.Although Jiaozi was defeated by the Taobaibai mk2 that suddenly appeared and Wukong and others were taken aback, Zhang Taiping didn't take it seriously at all. Anyway, he was tortured and killed by Tianjin Fan, but Jiaozi couldn't do it even if he drank super magic water Taobaibai mk2, it seems that his potential value is really the lowest. Do you want to teach him superpowers?

"Forget it, it's too troublesome..." Shaking his head, Zhang Taiping continued to think wildly, "By the way, Piccolo is only wearing a turban, and no one can recognize him. Sure enough, the IQ of the characters in Akira Toriyama's manga will not exceed 30... By the way, I seem to have scolded myself?"

"That... Zhang Taiping, it's up to you to draw lots." The host who has been focusing on the world's number one martial arts club for 30 years pulled Zhang Taiping back from his dream.

Number seven, against Leping.

"I can't get enough energy... why don't you just admit defeat..." Zhang Taiping scanned the battle table, "Eh? If you win, will the next match be with Piccolo? Huhuhu... Although the teacher must Maintain the necessary respect, but there is no way to fight with your 'other half' with a little heavy hand?"

Zhang Taiping, who was making small calculations, completely ignored Le Ping who was provoking him in front of him.

"Hmph! I'll make you pay the price for underestimating me!" Le Ping, who couldn't get any response to his own provocations, could only put down these cruel words and left in a little embarrassment.

"Hahaha, Taiping often does this. When his mind wanders, he can't hear or see anything." Sun Wukong followed up and explained while patting Leping on the shoulder.

"Huh? What happened just now?" Zhang Taiping came back to his senses.

other people:"……"

quarter final

In the first scene, the master and apprentice fell in love and killed each other.

In the second scene, Huanxi's enemies fell in love and killed each other.

In the third scene, Buddhists...uh...fight against aliens.

Then finally it was Zhang Taiping's fourth round.

"I hope you won't be distracted during the battle!" Even after Sun Wukong explained, Le Ping still had a lot of resentment.

"Where did I offend him?" Zhang Taiping was still confused about Leping's hostility.

As soon as the match started, Leping kicked him without saying a word.

Zhang Taiping moved sideways, reached out to grab Le Ping's ankle, and then threw him to the only side with a wall in the ring with a big roundabout.Le Ping quickly adjusted his body in the air, stepped hard on the wall with both feet, and slammed into Zhang Taiping with the force of the rebound.But he was dodged by an iron bridge, and took the opportunity to use a whip leg, slammed on Le Ping's side waist, and kicked him out.

Le Ping rolled twice on the ground, and before he could stand still, he felt a huge force coming from behind, knocking him out again.It was after Zhang Taiping succeeded in one blow, he rushed to his back and attached an iron mountain support, and then kicked hard, and went straight to Leping who hadn't landed yet.Leping hurriedly slapped the ground with both hands, and bounced upwards, but Zhang Taiping, who just arrived, grabbed his calf, and was thrown to the ground forcefully by him.Regardless of the pain, Le Ping quickly swept back with his other foot. While forcing Zhang Taiping away, he turned up with the force of the sweep, and then used a backward jump to distance himself from Zhang Taiping. He found that he did not continue After chasing, he concentrated on guarding and rested secretly.

"Okay! It's so exciting!" Although the short fight just now was not as intense as the third match, it was much better than the previous two matches, so the audience did not spare their cheers and applause. The two people on the stage cheered.

"You are really amazing!" Le Ping planned to use words to delay his recovery.

"Is that so?"

"But in this battle, I will be the winner!"

"Is that so?"

"...I had no choice but to use a unique trick. I didn't plan to use it so early..."

"Is that so?"

"...you give me enlightenment!" Le Ping, who was full of anger, stopped talking nonsense, raised his right hand, palm facing up, and tightly held the wrist of his right hand with his left hand, constantly gathering Qi.

"Oops!" Sun Wukong, who was watching the battle, suddenly covered his face.

"What's wrong?" Kobayashi asked curiously.

"Taiping has been emphasizing that he is a civilian worker. In fact, what he said is true..."

"How can there be such a strong clerical job!" Xiao Lin couldn't help complaining.

"So he won't have the habit of ordinary martial arts masters during the competition." Sun Wukong ignored Xiao Lin's complaints and continued to explain: "We usually wait until Le Ping uses this move, but Taiping he..."

"Pfft!" Zhang Taiping suddenly appeared in front of Le Ping who was gathering Qi, and kicked him hard on the stomach.

"That's it..." Sun Wukong continued to cover his face.

"Despicable... despicable..." Le Ping, who knelt on the ground clutching his stomach, gritted his teeth and spit out the words.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!" Only then did Zhang Taiping come to his senses, and quickly apologized, "The position you stood in just now was so handsome, I couldn't help kicking you, I haven't kicked you for a long time. It’s so cool. Don’t be angry, I won’t kick you again, let’s do it again, this time I will wait for you to use your moves!” (Note 1)

"But... Damn..." Le Ping stood up slowly, seeing Zhang Taiping's innocent face even more furious.

"How about you hit me twice?"

Le Ping was about to raise his hand.

"You can't do it."

"You scold me a few words?"

Le Ping just took a breath.

"You can't open your mouth."

"So let's get started!"

Continue to Zhang Taiping with an innocent face.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Oh! It's really a good move," Zhang Taiping pointed at Le Ping while dodging cao qi bombs, "but you, who released a lot of qi, are already very weak now, and you don't have much self-protection s method."

"This..." Seeing Zhang Taiping's ease, Le Ping directed the cao air bomb more quickly.

"I'll talk about it when you win!" Cao manipulated the speed again by a section.

"Then let me tell you the truth!" After Zhang Taiping easily dodged the attack, he was about to start swearing again. "World martial arts..."

A teleport flashed in front of Le Ping.

"Get out of the rising dragon!"

Zhang Taiping punched Le Ping on the chin with a rising dragon punch, knocking him flying out of the ring.

Host: "Out of bounds! Contestant Leping loses! Contestant Zhang Taiping wins!"

"Hateful!" Le Ping, who returned to the player's seat, asked: "Have you been hiding your strength before? The speed of the last kick just now was too fast? I didn't react at all."

"I didn't see any trajectory either." Tianjin Fan, a boy with three eyes who was confident in his eyesight, also interjected.

"Wow ha ha ha ha!" Zhang Taiping, who noticed that Piccolo was also eavesdropping, said while acting like a villain: "Of course you can't see it, because that's my teleportation superpower, and it's called the ability to see the trajectory of movement." Damn it!"

"Super power?!" x4

"Yes, yes, Wukong also knows."

"Well, super convenient ability." Sun Wukong said enviously.

After being shocked, the others were secretly thinking about how to guard against Zhang Taiping's move.

……

After a short break, the semi-finals began.

Tianjin Fan was still the same as in the comics, using four-body punches inadvertently and was defeated early.

"Really...won't we play longer? I haven't had enough rest yet!" Zhang Taiping complained to Monkey King.

Sun Wukong, who is familiar with his true nature, can only perfunctory with a haha.

"It's your turn to play, hurry up."

Pushing Zhang Taiping, who was still muttering, onto the stage, Piccolo was already waiting there.

"I remember you." Piccolo said suddenly.

"Eh?"

"Three years ago, you used that super power to escape from 'me'?"

"Ahahaha!" Zhang Taiping rubbed his head and said with a slightly embarrassed smile, "I'm sorry, because this kind of thing happened too much, so I don't remember it at all."

"..." Piccolo roared with a livid face, "Then I'll remind you!"

Exactly the same as back then, throwing an energy cannon over.

"It's coming again..." Sun Wukong continued to cover his face, saw Kobayashi's curious eyes, and explained: "When Taiping is fighting, he likes to use words and actions to provoke and deceive the opponent, so that the opponent loses his cool. It's a 'civilian's way of fighting' or something like that."

"So those were all intentional?!" Le Ping said calmly with a sore face.

"Hahaha, how should I put it..." Xiao Lin hesitated for a while, and then said, "Sure enough, he is not a martial artist, as he said."

"His fighting style is indeed very infuriating, and even the gods are often provoked into a rage by him." Then Monkey King said proudly: "But Taiping said that because I am so easy to deceive, I will achieve a little success if I deceive you." I don’t even have any sense, so I seldom use this fighting style when sparring with me.”

"This is not something to be proud of!" Kobayashi complained.

Regardless of Sun Wukong who kept breaking the news about Zhang Taiping here, Zhang Taiping on the ring planned to implement his plan after avoiding Piccolo's energy cannon.

"Teacher~ The resentment caused by your 'teaching' over the years will be borne by your 'other half'!"

Piccolo, who was about to pursue him, suddenly felt a chill and stopped cautiously.

"Lushan Shenglongba!" Zhang Taiping teleported to Piccolo, and an uppercut punched him into the air.

"Tianma Meteor Fist!" Teleportation followed by a pounding.

After that, Zhang Taiping frantically beat Piccolo with some random moves while teleporting, and also interfered with him with superpowers, making it impossible for him to dodge and fight back easily.

"Fengshen Legs Paiyun Palm Ghost Burning Orochi Nagi Turn off the lights and kill...ah, I can't turn off the lights so there is no... the gate of heaven!"

"Qinyue yin, eight wine glasses, clothes, eighteen falls, eighteen palms to subdue the dragon!"

Ordinary audiences only saw Zhang Taiping beating Piccolo again, but insiders saw something was wrong.

"Strange, why didn't Mo Erdai (the name of Piccolo) not fight back when he had a chance? Besides, although Taiping's moves look very powerful, the effect doesn't seem to be obvious?" Kobayashi asked Monkey King.

"Probably...he is venting his anger..." Sun Wukong told everyone about the relationship between the second generation of the devil, Piccolo the Great Demon King and God, and continued: "So since Taiping has no way to kill him, he can only use superpowers to restrain him. Piccolo, while venting your anger with this style of play."

Although Sun Wukong guessed that Zhang Taiping was venting his anger, he was completely wrong about the reason for venting his anger.

"Tiger high speed car lion roaring bomb kills scissors feet!"

Zhang Taiping continued to happily ravage Piccolo.

"I always feel that Taiping seems to be having a good time..." Kobayashi, who gradually began to transfer his job to complaining, said, wiping off his sweat.

"Long Po Zhan's dream is born to be a god, Lie Po Moonlight destroys evil waves tirofinale!"

"As expected of a clerical worker, you can think of such a lot of move names casually." Xiao Lin continued to complain.

Finally, with Zhang Taiping deliberately relaxing his super power, Piccolo managed to stand still, but saw two fingers zooming in quickly in front of his eyes.

"Double Dragon Playing Pearl!"

"Wow!" Piccolo screamed while covering his eyes.

"Attacking vital points! This is a violation!" The host shouted from the side.

"Who cares about you! Kill! Women's anti-wolf kick!" Zhang Taiping continued to hit consecutive moves.

Although there is no gender distinction among Namekians, they seem to have the same effect, and Piccolo knelt down.

"Too vicious! Contestant Zhang Taiping continuously launched attacks on the vital points of the second-generation Mo players!" Although Zhang Taiping had already been eliminated, the host still dedicatedly reported the battle situation.

"last blow!"

Zhang Taiping teleported behind Piccolo and took a step forward, and at some point clasped his gloved hands together, his index finger and middle finger folded together to form a sword finger, and put them sideways to his ears.

"Profound Truth! Millennium Kill!"

"Zun!"

"Hmph! I lost..." Zhang Taiping gracefully dropped his gloves after finishing the work, and admitted his failure. Amidst the stunned eyes of a group of people, Shi Shiran turned and stepped off the stage, leaving only the twitching man lying on the ground. Piccolo.

"Battles... are the most annoying!"

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Note 1: In the 93 version, the lines of Hong Qigong (Jacky Cheung) to Ouyang Feng (Liang Chaowei) are based on the east and west, in which Liang Chaowei plays Ouyang Feng in all kinds of cuteness.

Note 2: The earliest translation does not seem to be called "cao gas bomb". I don't remember the specific name, and I can't find it on the Internet. There is also the name used by Piccolo. I have seen several versions, but I can't remember it.

ps: Accidentally blacked Piccolo too much... But because we had a lot of fun writing it, so that's it... Hehehe~:p