sorry i got lost

Word count... Although I really want to split it into two chapters, but I can't save the manuscript... To control the word count, to control the word count...

Speaking of which, I am very happy that there are more recommendation votes in the two days than in the previous two weeks... But why is the book review area still so deserted?Typing alone is so lonely... (rolling)

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Although he became a little cautious because Taiping rescued Seiya from him, when Adrian saw Taiping standing in front of him with a sunny face, he was so angry that the three corpses jumped violently, and the seven orifices gave birth. cigarette.

"Even if it's another person, it's useless! Under my mind reading skills, none of your thoughts can escape my eyes!"

After finishing speaking, he used mind reading skills to Taiping who was still smiling and standing in front of him.

……

then……

He saw a park, and a car maintenance worker in a blue uniform was sitting on a park bench. He unzipped his clothes and asked, "Yanara?"

"Pfft..." Adrian spat out a mouthful of old blood, and hurriedly wanted to undo the mind reading technique, but at this moment, Taiping's Phantom Demon Fist had already taken advantage of it and invaded his mind.

So Adrian of Canes Venaticus, he, saw hell!

"Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, and blue." A clown poses in various poses in front of the mirror.

Adrian unconsciously stood at attention, then clapped his hands, crossed his shoulders, and raised his hands high.

"My dad just killed him! Just killed him! When you pull it into the building, you can ask for a price..." A fat man wearing sunglasses and a suit was doing a horse-riding dance with a domineering expression on his face.

Adrian is riding a horse.

King Billy and his "concubines" are wrestling, "Ah ♂...Ah ♂"

Exhausting all the strength in his body, he poked his finger deeply into his eye socket, and the hunting dog shouted: "Blind labor and capital's silver dog eyes!!!!"

Stallone (mistakenly) playing the guitar and singing in sheep's voice: "October's tail~is~Leo~Sagittarius~"

Not satisfied with ruining his own eyes, Adrian poked his finger at his ear again, "The silver dog ears that are deaf to labor and capital!!!!"

"I want Jinkela!" "I want Jinkela!" "My mine!" "You can't fight!" Three people of different skin colors argued around a yellow bag.

Adrian, who was bleeding and tearing, kept cutting his hand knife.

"Push forward 300 years, push back 300 years, and within 600 years, you can't surpass me!" A certain woman said.

"Uh... vomit..." Canine Kneeled and retched non-stop.

"Little sister! You can't die, little sister!" "I...I have one more thing... I want to say to you..." "Well, little sister, tell me! I'm listening." "Actually, I...I For you..." "Little sister! Little sister!!" "I have... one last thing... I want to tell you" "Little sister..." "There is one more thing..." "Little sister! !!!!" "After I... die... you must..." "Little sister~~~"

"Pululu..." Adrian kept foaming from his mouth.

A foreigner is introducing a series of cartoons to everyone: "Oh, you sell cakes! I can't go to heaven anymore, because I sold my soul to Lucifer!!"

"Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"

A certain man in a dark blue suit kept shaking his head and smiling loudly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~".

Canis was shaking like an electric shock.

"Ah~ jacket, ah~ jacket short, ah stuffed pears, ah stuffed knives, ah stuffed big knives, ah stuffed pears, ah stuffed big knives ah~ ah, ah~ ao short, ah stuffed pears ah stuffed knives, Ah plug the big knife, ah plug the pear, ah plug the big knife~ ah~ ah~ ah~ auntie bites, auntie bites~" The cheerful singing echoed in the ears of the hunting dog.

Adrian fell to the ground, twitching from time to time.

The last impression of Canes Hunter before his consciousness returned to darkness was a red-eyed, black, long straight girl in a beautiful kimono, who said to him, "Yiji, 死んで见る?" (Note 1)

"Oh... I can't hold on~"

Zhang Taiping, who still had a sunny face, stood there, speaking in a regretful tone.

"How is it possible? It's fine with Samian, I didn't expect Adrian to lose to Bronze." The remaining three silvers whispered.

"Damn it! You actually defeated Adrian! I, Moses of Moby Dick, want to avenge him!" A one-eyed Bai Yin came up, who seemed to be a good friend of Canes Hound who had just been killed.

Taiping ignored him, turned his head and said: "Oh, Xie Wu, it's great that you are all here, let me teach you the correct fighting posture!"

"White Whale Super Twist!"

Seeing that he was being ignored, Moses didn't care whether it was a sneak attack or not, and rushed up to attack Taiping, but he missed nothing, leaving only the afterimage of Taiping in place.

"The first is Xie Wu, the speed-flowing fighting method, the multiple afterimage fist!" Although Qi cannot be used in the world of Saint Seiya, the multiple afterimage fist requires more skill and speed, so Taiping can reproduce it effortlessly. come out.

As Taiping's voice fell, three Taipings appeared around Moses. Just as he was distinguishing them carefully, the fourth Taiping suddenly appeared in front of him. Moses opened the empty door, and Taiping pushed him away with a pair of palms.

After flying the white whale, Taiping continued to teach Xiewu, "Use the speed to confuse the enemy, attack when he appears in the gap, and the horn on your head." Zhang Taiping didn't know when there were more Take a short stick, "Use your sharp horn to deal a fatal blow to the enemy."

One dodged to avoid the white whale that was rushing up again, quickly circled behind Moses, and poked the short stick hard at his ass.

"Who wants to use the horns to do such an obscene thing, Hun Dan!" Xie Wu, who had been listening with gusto, shouted frantically when he saw Taiping's action.

"Well, I'm just demonstrating, and I didn't ask you to poke this kind of place, and your horn is worn on the head, and the more suitable place should be the other party's throat, eyes, etc." Clapping his hands, ignoring Moby Dick who was lying on the side singing the broken chrysanthemum, he said to the remaining two silvers: "Which one of you will go?"

"Wait a minute!" Moses stood up tremblingly, "I'm not down yet! I, Moses, will never lose to a nasty guy like you! The white whale is super twisted!"

"Oh...then I'll continue to use you as a demonstration." Shrugging indifferently, Taiping sideways avoided the attack of Moby Dick. "Next..." Taiping tilted his head and thought for a while, "Man! Watch it~" Jumping back several times in a row to avoid the attack of Moses, he said to the young Leo Man.

"First of all, gather your small universe full of explosiveness!" Zhang Taiping compressed the small universe on his raised right hand, "My のこの手が真っ红に火える! Victory を slap め と と き call ぶ!" (Note 2)

Use your arms to block Moses' fist, find the gap, and slap him on the face, "Find the timing and take the head! Use the shock force generated by the explosion to stun him or even kill him!" Grabbing The right hand of Moses' head pressed down hard, knocking him to the ground, "Qinyue...yin!"

"boom!"

The violent explosion blew up Moby Dick beyond recognition. This time, he couldn't get up again.

"Well, because I don't know how Nazhi fights, and I'm not good at strength, so I came to the market directly." Taiping took out a small knife and threw it in his hand, "This is used instead Your fangs are healed."

"Just rely on your small knife? Don't be ridiculous! Watch Gabila of Auriga deal with you!"

A helmet looks a bit like Ultraman, and a guy with a disc in his hand jumped out.

"Yo~ Can you do it alone? How about you go up with that fake girl?" Tai Ping still said with a playful smile, pointing to Mesti in the Lizard Zodiac.

"There is no need for that! Because...you will all die under my frisbee!" Gabila looked confident.

"Ha! Then you have to be careful not to be cut by my knife before you kill us~" Taiping kept playing with the knife, "My knife is a poisonous blade covered with poison! As long as it cuts It can kill you in one shot!"

After speaking, he put the blade to his mouth and licked it.

……

Then Taiping fell straight down under the sluggish eyes of everyone. (Note 3)

"Hahahahahaha!" Auriga, who had been stunned for a long time, suddenly laughed wildly, out of breath from laughing, even tears came out.

At this moment, Taiping who was lying on the ground suddenly jumped up, stabbed Gabila's wrist with a knife, snatched the Frisbee from his hand, swung it vigorously, threw the Frisbee into the air and disappeared.After finishing these things, Taiping turned his head and said to the stunned Shi: "Create a trap, relax the enemy's vigilance, and then use the fangs to make a decisive attack."

Then he turned to Gabila with a livid face, "Don't scare yourself, there is no poison on my knife."

"Do such a dirty thing! Are you still a saint of love and justice?!" (Note 4)

Gabila, who was full of indignation, only felt a sweetness in his throat, and all the blood in his body rushed up.

"As Silver Saints, didn't you also do such a thing as kidnapping people?" Zhang Taiping spread his hands and said he didn't care.

"This is an order from the Pope!"

"Pope...ha!" He curled his lips, expressing disdain.

"How dare you disrespect the Pope! Go to hell! Whirling..."

Gabila, who was about to perform his ultimate move, remembered that his weapon had been thrown away by the shameless person opposite him. Before he could react, Taiping had already rushed into his arms, and an uppercut full of cosmic power hit him directly. jaw.

"Howling has roots!"

After solving another silver, Zhang Taiping patted his buttocks and walked in front of Xingya and the others.

"It's almost recovered? I'll leave the rest to you. I'll report to the little girl." After speaking, he walked into the city house without looking back.

When he came to the little girl's side, he found that Zilong and Shun were sitting on the side with injuries all over their bodies, and there was a Baiyin who rolled his eyes lying on the ground.

"Dio from Silver Musca wanted to take Miss Saori away, but we knocked him out." Shun said to Taiping.

"Hey, just right." Taiping happily said to Shun: "Take off the holy clothes quickly, there is silver blood, don't use it for nothing."

Shun obediently took off the tattered holy garment and handed it to Taiping. Taiping slashed the wrist of Musca, poured blood on it, and then took out the tools Mr. Mu gave him to tinker with.

"By the way!" Taiping, who was beating and beating, raised his head and said to Zilong, "Zilong, please run and tell Yihui and the others not to rush to let go or kill the silver, and keep it for your saints." Clothes upgrade."

"Uh...I see."

Although he felt that it was inhumane for Taiping to do so, he thought that maybe in the future when he faced a golden saint, it would be better if his own holy clothes could be stronger, so he obeyed Taiping's order and walked outside.

After a while, all the bronzes came over, but it looked like they had gone through a fierce battle.

"No? Is that silver puppet difficult to deal with?" Zhang Taiping stopped his work and asked.

Seiya replied angrily: "Hey! Don't mention it, after killing that Lizard Zodiac, a few more silvers appeared. It would be really dangerous if Zilong hadn't appeared in time, it would be endless!" Later, "Isn't it all there?"

Taiping grinned happily: "A lot of materials!"

All the bronze faces are covered with black lines.

In the following time, due to the generous blood donation of a pile of silver, everyone's holy clothes were upgraded by Taiping by more than one level.Under the persuasion of the kind-hearted Shun, the silver that had lost too much blood was finally let go, but Taiping left some fragments of their holy clothes, and planned to try to mix them into his own holy clothes. Anyway, the Southern Cross Saint Cloth is an undisciplined cao.

……

"The Sanctuary has been very quiet recently, Taiping, what do you think?"

Seiya, who came back from morning exercise, said to Taiping who was transforming his holy clothes.

"I think there must be something strange about this matter." Taiping replied to Seiya, and Taiping didn't relax, "The next time I come is probably the Golden Saint Seiya."

Ikki and the others also came over at this time.

"I just don't know who is here," Binghe analyzed: "Our teacher probably won't come, Taiping, what do you think?"

"Hmm...let me think twice," Taiping, who couldn't continue to transform the holy clothes because of too much interference, stopped his work, thought for a while and said, "Taurus and Capricorn are squatting at home, and it is basically impossible to come out. Pisces and Capricorn Cancer is a diehard member of the Pope, and is also the golden saint who has been sent by the Pope the most times, so the two of them are the most likely. However, since Lord Aiolos' Sagittarius Saint Cloth is in our hands, we can't rule him out. Younger brother, Aiolia of Leo, volunteered."

"Clap clap clap..."

There was applause, and a golden figure came out from behind a big tree in the yard.

"Long time no see, Taiping, you are still so smart. I originally thought that someone as smart as you should be able to understand things, but I didn't expect, I didn't expect that you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would actually betray God's Domain! "(Note 5)

All the bronzes stood up quickly, and surrounded Aiolia in full readiness.

Only Zhang Taiping looked at the visitor indifferently, and said with a smile.

Then he turned his head and introduced to everyone: "This one is Lord Aiolia who guards the Palace of the Lion (ˉ﹃ˉ) in the Sanctuary, and the younger brother of Lord Aiolos the Sagittarius. Strolling around, I will teach you if you see something pleasing to your eye. Seiya and I have received a lot of favors from him~ Oh! By the way! Seiya’s master Mo Ling is expected to become the mistress of the lion ╮(╯▽╰)╭ palace ~"

"Eh? Sister Moling? Why don't I know?" Seiya asked in surprise.

"Just because of your thick lines?" The bronzers who were familiar with Seiya's nature rolled their eyes at the same time.

Aiolia looked embarrassed, "Enough! I'm not here to catch up with you! Hand over the golden holy cloth, and I can spare your lives!"

"Oh, don't be so impatient, Master Aiolia, I still want to introduce someone to you," Taiping pointed to Ikki, "Ikki of the Phoenix constellation, Master Aiolos' personal disciple."

"What?!" Aiolia was taken aback, then snorted coldly: "Are you kidding me, my brother is already dead."

"Yes or no, don't you guys know after a fight?" Taiping shrugged and said.

Ikki stepped forward, "Phoenix Ikki, please enlighten me, Lord Aiolia!"

"Hmph! Then let me see what you have learned from that so-called shooter! Lightning Lightspeed Fist!" The enraged Lion didn't care about his identity in the single duel with Bronze, and launched a direct attack on Ikki. attacked.

"Hey! Taiping! Don't we need to help?" Seiya elbowed Taiping.

Before Taiping had time to speak, a figure descended from the sky and attacked Xingya.

"Lightning Snake Claw!"

Seiya dodged the attack with a backflip, stood still and looked at the person coming.

"You are...Sharna of Ophiuchus!"

"Seiya! I'm here today to kill you!" Sharna, wearing a mask, launched a series of attacks on Seiya while speaking.

"Seiya!" Taiping was furious decisively! "What enviable, envious and hateful things did you do to others in Sanctuary!"

"Why do you want to go to that kind of place, Hun Dan!"

"Nonsense! Didn't you hear how people's "Xingya" sounded so convoluted?! You are worthy of the organization! Die ah ah ah!!!"

"What the hell are you talking about, Hun Dan! Eh?"

Because of Taiping's gag, Seiya was repeatedly injured, but at this time Sharna's attack stopped.

Turning to look at Taiping: "I know you, Taiping, the apprentice of Lord Shaka, the Virgo Gold Saint Seiya, who made the Sanctuary go crazy two years ago."

"This should be our first meeting? Lady Sharna." The angry Taiping quickly put on a smile.

"Then let me ask you... who is Meihui?"

"What else do you have to say! Seiya!"

"Ah... Speaking of which, Lord Sharna has been staring at Seiya when the sanctuary attacked a while ago." Xie Wu suddenly thumped his palm and suddenly realized.

"Is that so?"

"Scumbag..."

"Seiya, I misread you!"

"Master Sharna, go ahead! We will never interfere!"

"Those who step on two boats will die twice!"

The bronze onlookers criticized Seiya one after another.

"Why did it become like this!!!!" Pegasus cried with his head in his arms.

"Seiya, you scum! Go to hell! Thunder snake claw!"

"Rotten Guoda!!!"

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Note 1: Because the amount of information is too large, I will not explain them one by one. The keywords in order are as follows: Abe Takawa, Ultimate Ghost Animal Blue Road, Jiangnan Style, Billy Herrington, Zeng Ge, Jin Kela, Feng Jie, Flying Daggers, Boku, Director Jin, Uneasy, Hell Girl. -v-

Note 2: In "Mobile Suit Gundam Fighter G", the protagonist Domon Kashuu's lines when he released the kill, it seems that the Chinese words are not enough to burn. (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Note 3: It has suddenly become popular recently, but in fact, there are clips from the magic movie "Warriors Breaking into the Magic City" with a small budget. Now the second season is out. The ed of the first season is very good. I haven't watched the season yet, I'll talk about it when it's all out. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Note 4: The lines of Dr. G, the villain in the Kamen Rider theatrical version of "Kamen Rider x Super Sentai", in this theatrical version, I have no idea who the villain is. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Note 5: In Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao's sketch "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actor", Chen Peisi actually wanted to use the line "Captain! Don't shoot! It's me!" Unfortunately, I can't find a place to use it...__(:3」∠) _

ps: Those tactics of Taiping are purely nonsense, just because it is more interesting to write, the battle of the saints is still a template for the small universe and the protagonist...

ps2: Zhang Taiping, come to the new world, every world will explode a fresh chrysanthemum~

ps3: I kept writing until Leo appeared before I remembered that Seiya also has a confidante who is an Ophiuchus... otz

psp: ruined another golden brother -v-

psv: The notes and ps of this chapter have broken through the sky! !