sorry i got lost

Kazakura's votes are so high...you guys haven't seen enough magic [beep] beast Zhang Taiping...

Well, this is even better. In fact, Maka Sakura has written more than 2k before. Originally, the volume of Mo Onion was Mo Kazak’s at the beginning. Later, when I saw someone in the book review area guessed it was Ma Kazak, I made a quick decision and changed it immediately. It has become a world of magic onions ╮(╯3╰)╭

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Harry's third term at Hogwarts finally started. On the train he met the dementor sent by Minister Connelly to Hogwarts. Well, this stupid trick of the Ministry of Magic hit Zhang Taiping's hands.

This semester, Hermione took all the electives, so she got the Time Converter from Professor McGonagall, it was a small shiny gold timer with a very A very thin gold chain, when the small hourglass in the middle of it is turned once, it can go back one hour.For this reason, Zhang Taiping specially changed into Dobby's appearance, and went to meet her to discuss the "House-elf Protection Association", and took the opportunity to analyze the effect of the time-turner.

The result disappointed Zhang Taiping. That thing is not so much a time converter as a temporary cloning device. Although there is a certain amount of time spells on it, its main mode of operation is to make a copy of the user and throw it for an hour. Before, but when the two time periods face each other, the avatar effect will be invalid, and then the user's consciousness will be mixed together in an instant, which is a very pleasant process... In short, Taiping is not Will plan to try it.

In the following time, Zhang Taiping has been trying to catch a dementor from the outside to study it, but unfortunately those guys will turn into a puff of smoke and disperse when they see something wrong. Taiping tried several methods but failed. I caught one, but accidentally killed one by mistake, and the fragments I got couldn't be used for experiments at all.

As for the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor Remus John Lupine, Zhang Taiping planned to get some blood while he was turning into a wolf and losing his mind.

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"How is the preparation going?" Zhang Taiping came to the kitchen and asked.

One of the little elves stopped what he was doing, stepped forward and gestured to Zhang Taiping, "Report to Master Yoda, a message from Huck said that the food for the dementors is running out, and they are very hungry now." Irritability, the next Quidditch match, the excitement of the audience will definitely attract them."

Zhang Taiping nodded solemnly and stood on a table.The other little elves consciously surrounded them.

"Friends, this plan will be very dangerous. Dumbledore will go out tomorrow, and I will try to injure him at that time. When the dementors riot, he will not be able to stop it." They are gone, and Dobby will take you to stop the dementors according to the plan. Although the force can make you have a certain resistance against dementors, but because of the secrecy, you can't use powerful killing spells , can't use a lightsaber, and even pretend to be scared by a dementor, someone will die by then, and become a good minion of human beings in the Ministry of Magic again, but this is for the sake of all house elves The future... so everyone..." Zhang Taiping took a deep breath, "When the time comes, please die! The original force will guide you!"

"The Force guides us!" the elves in the kitchen shouted frantically. "For the freedom of the house elves!"

"Dobby!" Zhang Taiping shouted.

"exist!"

"In this plan, anyone can die, except Dobby! When we trade our lives for the safety of those students, Hermione's 'vomiting' will definitely become more prosperous. As the only house-elf My contact person must not just die like this."

"Yes! Dobby understands!"

"Don't worry! Master Yoda! We will definitely protect Dobby!"

No wonder Voldemort can casually organize a group of dark wizards to form "Death Eaters"... The intelligent creatures in this world are too easy to fool... Zhang Taiping with a bright and upright face looks at the fanatical little elves underground They complained secretly.

……

Dumbledore came out of the Ministry of Magic angrily, and Connelly was already dazzled by power yu, didn't he know how unreliable the dementors were?If Voldemort is resurrected, the dementors will betray immediately, and that idiot actually said that the old man is sensational and unfounded, wow!I am so angry!

Just when Dumbledore was so angry that he was pulling his beard, he suddenly saw a figure out of the corner of his eye.

"Tom!"

Although he was not sure, he still chased after him just in case.

Following the figure to a dilapidated alley, Dumbledore triggered a magic trap before he took two steps, but he reacted in time, only a small part of his beard was cut off.

Dumbledore narrowed his blue eyes, and the previous figure had walked back.

"Tom... Is he a remnant again?"

That person had a handsome face, and with those scarlet snake eyes, he exuded a strange beauty.

"What about the remnant soul? Dumbledore, you are going to die here today!" Zhang Taiping played the youthful Voldemort with a grin. "Although you are old and cunning, Gryffindor's reckless character will not change. It was just a little temptation and you really followed."

"Tom, death is never a terrible thing, as long as we..."

"Do you have love? You still like to preach so much...Since you don't think death is a terrible thing, then die for me!" Zhang Taiping interrupted Dumbledore's nonsense, and pointed the wand in his hand at Dumbledore, "Avada Kedavra!"

A green light shot towards Dumbledore, he hastily raised the magic wand in his hand, his lips moved quickly, silvery white mist sprayed out from the tip of the wand, forming a faint round shield in front of him, when the green light hit After hitting the round shield, the two disappeared at the same time.

"Hahaha! Aren't you also resisting death? Try this next!"

With a wave of Taiping's hand, colorful lights flashed in the alley, several spells flew towards Dumbledore at the same time, and several pale bony hands stretched out from the ground, firmly grasping his ankle.

"Tom, I didn't expect you to use this little trick... If I could bring you with me, I think I would happily embrace death..."

Silver-white smoke spewed out from the wand again, forming a solid-colored ring around Dumbledore. The flying spells disappeared out of thin air when they approached him, but one spell did not disappear, and the ring The color of the ring became lighter, and after the ring disappeared completely, there were still two curses that did not disappear. They hit Dumbledore one after the other, and he felt a huge force hitting his chest.

That force was so great that even the skeletal hands holding him were ripped out of the ground by that force. Dumbledore took those skeletal hands back several steps in a row. It was easy to stand firm, and a line of blood flowed down his silver beard, dripping to the ground.

"Although it's a small trick, it's very useful, isn't it?" Zhang Taiping walked forward triumphantly, turning the wand in his hand, "As for you wanting to go to hell with me? I don't think you can do it..."

Speaking of this, Zhang Taiping shivered uncontrollably. Didn't Aunt Rowling say that Dumbledore's good friend was the Dark Lord of the previous generation?What is going on with this death declaration?Could it be that as long as it is the Dark Lord, no matter who it is?

Shaking his head and getting rid of these messy thoughts, Zhang Taiping continued: "Your phoenix is ​​not around now, as I have already said, Dumbledore...you are going to die here today!"

Waving his hand again, three rays of light shot at Dumbledore, and Taiping didn't stay idle, so he dropped a sharp edge without a shadow.

For the first time, Dumbledore waved the magic wand in his hand in a big way, and countless silver-white light balls flew out of the wand. After defeating the spell cast on him, they smashed towards Zhang Taiping without stopping.

Taiping obviously felt that the magic power on Dumbledore's body suddenly increased, but the vitality in his body became weaker.

"Fuck... so the function of the Elder Wand is to exchange blood for demons? It really deserves its title as one of the Deathly Hallows..."

Zhang Taiping, who felt that his performance was almost done, threw a modified version of the "Talentella Dance" towards Dumbledore from the gap in the silver ball of light.

"No! It's not magic!"

Zhang Taiping, who pretended to be hit by the ball of light, let out a howl, and then quickly dodged aside, leaving behind the stolen wand and the black robe on his body, under which was covered the Ravenclaw diadem.

And Dumbledore, who had been caught in the improved version of "Talentella Dance", not only suffered from the pain of magic backlash, but also danced a mechanical dance and space dance on the spot, and sprained his waist very readily.

When Dumbledore, who was sweating profusely, walked up to the black robe left by Zhang Taiping and picked up the crown that clearly had the aura of a Horcrux on it, he believed it easily even though he was still a little doubtful. It was Voldemort's Horcrux that was at work. Although there seemed to be something wrong, but because he was exhausted and the remnant souls in the Horcrux were obviously wiped out, he didn't care about some small details.

Dumbledore, who was unable to use magic due to a magical disorder, took several days to return to Hogwarts. After receiving some simple treatment from Madam Pomfrey, Sirius invaded Granville. The attempted night attack on Ron in the Fendor boys’ dormitory was finally resolved. Before the old man could take a breather, he had to brave the downpour to watch Gryffindor and Hufflepuff Odd game.

Nima!Will the old man die if he takes a breather?will die? !

With strong resentment, Dumbledore came to the principal's seat, and he fell asleep little by little after a while, physically and mentally exhausted.

Just when he dreamed that he was happily eating a large piece of cake specially made by Honeydukes, a whole chill hit him, which made him shiver and wake up from his sleep.

At least a hundred dementors rushed into the Quidditch stadium. It was originally a bustling stadium, but it suddenly became quiet as if someone had suddenly unplugged the speakers.

Ignoring Harry Potter who fell from the broomstick, Dumbledore forced himself to stand up, but there was a surge of energy and blood in his body. His feet trembled, and he took a hard step forward, and then felt Empty, fell to the ground.

The professors released their patron saints one after another, but this was just a drop in the bucket, and the dementors became more excited after being stimulated by the patron saint, and rushed towards the students at the side of the venue.

Because this game is Gryffindor vs. Hufflepuff, the people on the sidelines are basically Slytherin and Ravenclaw students, and in these two houses, the proportion of pure blood is very high.

Zhang Taiping, who had been watching with cold eyes, watched the dementor kiss a dozen students to death, then nodded to Dobby beside him, and said, "Dobby, it's your turn to perform..."

Dobby nodded solemnly, and after making a gesture, he led the members of the fff group and rushed towards the dementors.

"Hey! Monster! Hurry up and die!"

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The Prophet Ri

1993-x-xri

today's headlines

Hogwarts dementor attack

Our special correspondent Rita Skeeter will broadcast it for you as soon as possible.

The famous magic school Hogwarts had a terrible attack yesterday!

Just yesterday, hundreds of dementors stormed the Quidditch field, and 36 students died in the disaster!Countless students were shocked!We can't help but wonder, what do people in the Ministry of Magic do for food!What are the professors at Hogwarts doing?Hogwarts has always been hailed as the best wizarding school, and the current principal, Albus Dumbledore, is the greatest white wizard of this century, but... when the students were attacked by dementors, this Where is the great white wizard again!The administrators of Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic must give a clear explanation to the families of the victims!

Fortunately, in yesterday's disaster, the house elves of Hogwarts, led by the rebellious elf Dobby (see the third page of this newspaper for details), stepped forward, Stop the crazy dementors and buy time for the rushing Aurors!But they also paid a heavy price. More than 40 elves died under the hands of the dementors. What is even more surprising and angry is that no one can call all of them by their names!This reminds me of the "House Elf Welfare Promotion Association" organized by Hogwarts third-year student Hermione Granger (see the third page of this newspaper for details) during this summer vacation At that time, countless people regarded this organization as a joke, but now we know who is the joke!

Can house elves improve their living environment?What kind of explanation will Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic give us in the end?Will Minister Cornelius Fudge and Headmaster Albus Dumbledore resign?How should the dementors who committed the crime be dealt with?Rita Skeeter will continue to follow you.

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ps: This chapter should let you see my serious side!

ps2: The death toll is 36. This is the upper limit of the death toll of a major accident in a certain dynasty. After exceeding this upper limit... huh?Wait, SF Express is here to check the water meter, I'll open the door...