sorry i got lost
0058 - The Three Elements of Magical Girls
Early the next morning, after Taiping stuffed Xiao Ke into his schoolbag, he picked up a piece of bread, milk and a sandwich and went out.
"Good morning, big sister!"
A high school student with blue hair and a fierce face was waiting outside. He was wearing a white windbreaker with four big characters written on the back of it: "Yelu dies bitterly".As soon as he saw Zhang Taiping, he quickly jumped off the motorcycle equipped with a sidecar, bowed and shouted.
Taiping frowned and asked, "Why are you a lolicon... Isn't it Oga's turn to send me to school today?"
"It's not lolicon! Dahe just looks smaller, but she is actually an adult!" The blue-haired high school student burst into tears, and then explained: "Little Beru has a cold, and Oga wants to take him to the hospital , so please come to me.”
"Cut!" She curled her lips in disdain, "Do you dare to say that you didn't like Da He because of her baby size?"
"It's just... there is no such thing! I like Dahe, and it has nothing to do with her body shape!"
"Oh? Then if I say..." Taiping took two steps forward, grabbed the tie of his school uniform under the windbreaker, and pulled it in front of him, "If you break up with Dahe now, then my mother will consider marrying you when she grows up." ……How about it?"
"Big, big, big sister...you, you, you..." The blue-haired high school student blushed and stuttered.
"I even said it wasn't Lolicon, so I figured it out after I tried it." Letting go of his hand, Taiping jumped onto the sidecar of the motorcycle, and started to eat breakfast on his own.
"otz...I'm not a lolicon!"
"Huh? Ryuuji?" Kinomoto Momoya came out dragging his bicycle, looking at this man who was bent forward in frustration at the door of his house, he felt a little familiar.
"Ah...Taoya-senpai..." The high school student named Ryuuji quickly got up and bowed to Taoya.
Taoya covered her face and said weakly: "So you are also a member of the 'Imperial Chinese Squad'..."
"Aha...hahaha..." Long Er smiled awkwardly.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about these things... Sakura, don't bully others too much."
"Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and find your snow rabbit!"
Taiping swallowed the breakfast in two mouthfuls, and waved his hand impatiently.
Taoya couldn't help but rolled her eyes, and ran off on her bicycle.
"Sure enough, Senior Xuetu and Senior Taoya are dating..." Long Er rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"What? Are you finally planning to abandon Dahe and be with Beicun?"
"Who wants to be with him! Big sister, you can do it! Spare me!"
"Then hurry up and send my mother to school, you idiot!"
"Oh! Yes yes yes..."
Longer quickly jumped on the motorcycle and sent Taiping to Youzhi Primary School.
After arriving at the gate of Youzhi Primary School, he said goodbye to Taiping who jumped out of the car, and hurriedly drove away on his motorcycle.
"I really envy you, Sakura, you change drivers every day." Tomoyo Daidaiji walked over.
"Tomoyo~"
Taiping pounced on her, put his arms around her neck, and rubbed her twice.
"That's right~ Sakura, let me show you something!"
Zhishi grabbed Taiping's hand, ran to a corner of the campus, and took out her newly sold dv player, which played the scene of Taiping riding a magic wand in the sky last night and playing "Nescherov somersaults".
"Uh... well...go to class first, and I'll explain it to you at lunch."
Taiping scratched his head speechlessly, to be photographed just like that, it's not magical at all... Fortunately, this is not the era of cameras everywhere.
Later, at lunch time, Taiping took Zhishi to find an empty corner, released Xiao Ke, and asked him to explain what happened to Zhishi.
"Sakura!"
After listening to Xiaoke's explanation, Tomoyo excitedly held Taiping's hands.
"The next time you seal the Kuro card, please be sure to bring me! I will definitely record Sakura's cute gesture with this dv!"
Zhishi supported his face with one hand, and held up the dv with the other, falling into fantasies.
Zhang Taiping covered his face and sighed.
……
"Hey, have you heard? There seems to be a water ghost in the school's swimming pool!"
After lunch, as soon as Taiping returned to the classroom, he heard several students on one side discussing.
"That's right... I heard that people from two classes drowned yesterday. They all said they felt something pulling them underwater, but the teacher didn't seem to believe it."
"Damn it! We have swimming lessons this afternoon!"
"Sakura? Do you think it will be..." Tomoyo leaned over and asked.
"That's right! It must be the Clow card!"
Xiao Ke got out of the schoolbag, and was punched back by Taiping.
"Hide my old lady well, Hun Dan! Do you want to be caught and dissected?"
After yelling at Xiao Ke, he turned his head and shrugged at Tomoyo, saying.
"Wouldn't you know it when you take swimming lessons?"
Calmly, in the locker room and a group of little lolitas, they changed into dead reservoir water, Taiping and the others followed the teacher to the school swimming pool.
The teacher clapped his hands, and after attracting everyone's attention, he said: "Everyone, come and do warm-up exercises with the teacher. If you don't do it well, you will drown like the two classmates yesterday!"
Taiping rolled his eyes, and then began to do warm-up exercises.
"Sakura, did you find anything?"
After finishing the warm-up exercise, Tomoyo leaned over.
"Well, there seems to be something in the middle of the pool."
He glanced at the students around him, because of the rumor, they all only moved around the edge of the swimming pool.
"I gonna go see."
After saying Taiping, he plunged into the water and swam towards the middle.
When approaching the middle of the swimming pool, a vortex suddenly appeared at the bottom of the water, rolling towards Taiping.
"Water card?" Taiping frowned, kicked hard at the bottom of the pool, and used his strength to back away from the vortex. Now that he had confirmed the identity of the Kulo card, he turned around and swam towards the shore. . "Tsk... two guardians of light and darkness, four heavenly kings of feng shui, fire and earth... I only have two cards in my hand now, so what are you going to do if you give me a four-faced boss?!"
"Sakura? How is it?"
Seeing Taiping emerge from the water, Zhishi quickly pulled her ashore and asked.
"It should be a water card. It's inconvenient now. I can only take it in at night."
……
"Impossible!" After telling the news to Xiao Ke, it shook its head repeatedly and said, "Although the water card and the wind card are both four element cards, the nature of the wind card is too gentle in comparison, and it is impossible to win Water brand."
"Then what should we do?" Tomoyo asked worriedly.
"Be at ease!" Taiping patted his chest and said, "I have a solution."
In the evening, Taiping took Xiao Ke to Youzhi Primary School, where Tomoyo had already been waiting, with a truck parked beside him.
"Sakura! Come!"
Zhishi waved again and again, calling Taiping over.
"Look, how is this dress?"
She took an extremely fancy dress from the car and stuffed it in front of Taiping.
"……what is this?"
"Clothes! Dress-up, posture and spells, aren't these the three major elements of a magical girl?"
"No, no, no... the three main elements of a magical girl should be a contracted beast, death and head loss!"
"What kind of magical girl is this?" Xiao Ke couldn't help complaining with Tomoyo.
Zhang Taiping turned pale in shock: "Huh? Is this not popular anymore?"
"It's never been popular!" x2
"Anyway, Sakura, hurry up and change into this dress! If you're not satisfied, there are plenty of them in the car~"
"No!" Taiping refused with a black face, "This kind of light and fluffy clothing is not convenient for fighting at all!"
"As for the combat uniform, I am also prepared~" Tomoyo took out a set of clothes from the car as if he knew what you would say, the upper body was a white leather jacket with long gloves that exposed the navel, and the lower body was white leather The shorts are paired with over-the-knee boots with a golden pattern outlined on them. "How is it? You can't refuse Sakura now?"
"Uh……"
In the end, Zhang Taiping could only run into the car speechlessly and put on this "combat uniform".
"Ahh! Sakura, you are so handsome!"
Tomoyo was holding the dv while filming and admiring.
Bringing Xiao Ke to the swimming pool, Taiping took out his wand and knocked on the surface of the water.
"Give me back to my original state!"
Suddenly, the water in the swimming pool churned, and a jet of water soared into the sky and hit Taiping.
"Sakura what are you doing!"
"Huh? Last time I dealt with flying cards like this, it turned into a card?"
"It's been said that the water card is very aggressive! You have completely irritated it now!" Xiao Ke shouted, holding his head.
"Well... there will always be a way... the magic weapon, the legend of the winged god!"
Click on the flying card, Taiping's hair turned white, and two small wings grew out from both sides of his head, without flapping, Taiping floated up.
Taking out the toy walkie-talkie produced by Daodaoji Toy Company, he contacted Tomoyo while dodging the incoming water arrows.
"Tomoyo, how is it?"
"Well, the door is open."
"Very good! Be careful yourself."
Then Taiping led the water sign and flew towards the ice storage in the school kitchen...
result……
Shui Pai rushed out again covered in frost.
"This unscientific!"
"Ah! That's right! Frozen cards also belong to the water attribute, so freezing is useless to water cards!"
Xiao Ke thumped his palm and suddenly realized.
"You should have said something like this earlier!"
Dodging two water arrows with ice slag sideways, Taiping hurriedly flew towards the playground.
"Fortunately, I found another Kulo card from under the sofa tonight... Wooden Dungeon! The tree world is coming!"
Numerous branches broke through the ground and scattered the water cards that were chasing up.
The water tokens that were drawn had been reunited before they hit the ground. Taiping took the opportunity to use the wind tokens to roll up the sand in the side bunker, and combined with the tree tokens to wrap it tightly.
"Sakura! You did a great job!"
After Taiping subdued the water card, Xiao Ke flew over and said.
He squinted at this cute sealed beast, "You have no other purpose other than chirping aside..."
"What... what? That's because I haven't become a perfect body. As long as you collect the fire cards and the land cards, I will show you my true strength!"
"Ha... I have all the Fengshui cards in my hand, and I have collected the Earth and Fire cards. According to you, after the four elements are collected, all the other cards except light and darkness will be under their control. It will be useless when you become a perfect body." gone?"
"Ah!" Zhang Taiping's words sounded like a slap in the face, Xiao Ke was instantly sluggish, flew to the side and began to draw circles, "I'm a useless sealed beast, I'm a useless sealed beast, I'm a useless I am a useless sealed beast..."
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ps: For various reasons, I resolutely changed back to the Klan.
ps2: If you see any familiar characters appearing in this chapter, those are actually hallucinations.
"Good morning, big sister!"
A high school student with blue hair and a fierce face was waiting outside. He was wearing a white windbreaker with four big characters written on the back of it: "Yelu dies bitterly".As soon as he saw Zhang Taiping, he quickly jumped off the motorcycle equipped with a sidecar, bowed and shouted.
Taiping frowned and asked, "Why are you a lolicon... Isn't it Oga's turn to send me to school today?"
"It's not lolicon! Dahe just looks smaller, but she is actually an adult!" The blue-haired high school student burst into tears, and then explained: "Little Beru has a cold, and Oga wants to take him to the hospital , so please come to me.”
"Cut!" She curled her lips in disdain, "Do you dare to say that you didn't like Da He because of her baby size?"
"It's just... there is no such thing! I like Dahe, and it has nothing to do with her body shape!"
"Oh? Then if I say..." Taiping took two steps forward, grabbed the tie of his school uniform under the windbreaker, and pulled it in front of him, "If you break up with Dahe now, then my mother will consider marrying you when she grows up." ……How about it?"
"Big, big, big sister...you, you, you..." The blue-haired high school student blushed and stuttered.
"I even said it wasn't Lolicon, so I figured it out after I tried it." Letting go of his hand, Taiping jumped onto the sidecar of the motorcycle, and started to eat breakfast on his own.
"otz...I'm not a lolicon!"
"Huh? Ryuuji?" Kinomoto Momoya came out dragging his bicycle, looking at this man who was bent forward in frustration at the door of his house, he felt a little familiar.
"Ah...Taoya-senpai..." The high school student named Ryuuji quickly got up and bowed to Taoya.
Taoya covered her face and said weakly: "So you are also a member of the 'Imperial Chinese Squad'..."
"Aha...hahaha..." Long Er smiled awkwardly.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about these things... Sakura, don't bully others too much."
"Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and find your snow rabbit!"
Taiping swallowed the breakfast in two mouthfuls, and waved his hand impatiently.
Taoya couldn't help but rolled her eyes, and ran off on her bicycle.
"Sure enough, Senior Xuetu and Senior Taoya are dating..." Long Er rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"What? Are you finally planning to abandon Dahe and be with Beicun?"
"Who wants to be with him! Big sister, you can do it! Spare me!"
"Then hurry up and send my mother to school, you idiot!"
"Oh! Yes yes yes..."
Longer quickly jumped on the motorcycle and sent Taiping to Youzhi Primary School.
After arriving at the gate of Youzhi Primary School, he said goodbye to Taiping who jumped out of the car, and hurriedly drove away on his motorcycle.
"I really envy you, Sakura, you change drivers every day." Tomoyo Daidaiji walked over.
"Tomoyo~"
Taiping pounced on her, put his arms around her neck, and rubbed her twice.
"That's right~ Sakura, let me show you something!"
Zhishi grabbed Taiping's hand, ran to a corner of the campus, and took out her newly sold dv player, which played the scene of Taiping riding a magic wand in the sky last night and playing "Nescherov somersaults".
"Uh... well...go to class first, and I'll explain it to you at lunch."
Taiping scratched his head speechlessly, to be photographed just like that, it's not magical at all... Fortunately, this is not the era of cameras everywhere.
Later, at lunch time, Taiping took Zhishi to find an empty corner, released Xiao Ke, and asked him to explain what happened to Zhishi.
"Sakura!"
After listening to Xiaoke's explanation, Tomoyo excitedly held Taiping's hands.
"The next time you seal the Kuro card, please be sure to bring me! I will definitely record Sakura's cute gesture with this dv!"
Zhishi supported his face with one hand, and held up the dv with the other, falling into fantasies.
Zhang Taiping covered his face and sighed.
……
"Hey, have you heard? There seems to be a water ghost in the school's swimming pool!"
After lunch, as soon as Taiping returned to the classroom, he heard several students on one side discussing.
"That's right... I heard that people from two classes drowned yesterday. They all said they felt something pulling them underwater, but the teacher didn't seem to believe it."
"Damn it! We have swimming lessons this afternoon!"
"Sakura? Do you think it will be..." Tomoyo leaned over and asked.
"That's right! It must be the Clow card!"
Xiao Ke got out of the schoolbag, and was punched back by Taiping.
"Hide my old lady well, Hun Dan! Do you want to be caught and dissected?"
After yelling at Xiao Ke, he turned his head and shrugged at Tomoyo, saying.
"Wouldn't you know it when you take swimming lessons?"
Calmly, in the locker room and a group of little lolitas, they changed into dead reservoir water, Taiping and the others followed the teacher to the school swimming pool.
The teacher clapped his hands, and after attracting everyone's attention, he said: "Everyone, come and do warm-up exercises with the teacher. If you don't do it well, you will drown like the two classmates yesterday!"
Taiping rolled his eyes, and then began to do warm-up exercises.
"Sakura, did you find anything?"
After finishing the warm-up exercise, Tomoyo leaned over.
"Well, there seems to be something in the middle of the pool."
He glanced at the students around him, because of the rumor, they all only moved around the edge of the swimming pool.
"I gonna go see."
After saying Taiping, he plunged into the water and swam towards the middle.
When approaching the middle of the swimming pool, a vortex suddenly appeared at the bottom of the water, rolling towards Taiping.
"Water card?" Taiping frowned, kicked hard at the bottom of the pool, and used his strength to back away from the vortex. Now that he had confirmed the identity of the Kulo card, he turned around and swam towards the shore. . "Tsk... two guardians of light and darkness, four heavenly kings of feng shui, fire and earth... I only have two cards in my hand now, so what are you going to do if you give me a four-faced boss?!"
"Sakura? How is it?"
Seeing Taiping emerge from the water, Zhishi quickly pulled her ashore and asked.
"It should be a water card. It's inconvenient now. I can only take it in at night."
……
"Impossible!" After telling the news to Xiao Ke, it shook its head repeatedly and said, "Although the water card and the wind card are both four element cards, the nature of the wind card is too gentle in comparison, and it is impossible to win Water brand."
"Then what should we do?" Tomoyo asked worriedly.
"Be at ease!" Taiping patted his chest and said, "I have a solution."
In the evening, Taiping took Xiao Ke to Youzhi Primary School, where Tomoyo had already been waiting, with a truck parked beside him.
"Sakura! Come!"
Zhishi waved again and again, calling Taiping over.
"Look, how is this dress?"
She took an extremely fancy dress from the car and stuffed it in front of Taiping.
"……what is this?"
"Clothes! Dress-up, posture and spells, aren't these the three major elements of a magical girl?"
"No, no, no... the three main elements of a magical girl should be a contracted beast, death and head loss!"
"What kind of magical girl is this?" Xiao Ke couldn't help complaining with Tomoyo.
Zhang Taiping turned pale in shock: "Huh? Is this not popular anymore?"
"It's never been popular!" x2
"Anyway, Sakura, hurry up and change into this dress! If you're not satisfied, there are plenty of them in the car~"
"No!" Taiping refused with a black face, "This kind of light and fluffy clothing is not convenient for fighting at all!"
"As for the combat uniform, I am also prepared~" Tomoyo took out a set of clothes from the car as if he knew what you would say, the upper body was a white leather jacket with long gloves that exposed the navel, and the lower body was white leather The shorts are paired with over-the-knee boots with a golden pattern outlined on them. "How is it? You can't refuse Sakura now?"
"Uh……"
In the end, Zhang Taiping could only run into the car speechlessly and put on this "combat uniform".
"Ahh! Sakura, you are so handsome!"
Tomoyo was holding the dv while filming and admiring.
Bringing Xiao Ke to the swimming pool, Taiping took out his wand and knocked on the surface of the water.
"Give me back to my original state!"
Suddenly, the water in the swimming pool churned, and a jet of water soared into the sky and hit Taiping.
"Sakura what are you doing!"
"Huh? Last time I dealt with flying cards like this, it turned into a card?"
"It's been said that the water card is very aggressive! You have completely irritated it now!" Xiao Ke shouted, holding his head.
"Well... there will always be a way... the magic weapon, the legend of the winged god!"
Click on the flying card, Taiping's hair turned white, and two small wings grew out from both sides of his head, without flapping, Taiping floated up.
Taking out the toy walkie-talkie produced by Daodaoji Toy Company, he contacted Tomoyo while dodging the incoming water arrows.
"Tomoyo, how is it?"
"Well, the door is open."
"Very good! Be careful yourself."
Then Taiping led the water sign and flew towards the ice storage in the school kitchen...
result……
Shui Pai rushed out again covered in frost.
"This unscientific!"
"Ah! That's right! Frozen cards also belong to the water attribute, so freezing is useless to water cards!"
Xiao Ke thumped his palm and suddenly realized.
"You should have said something like this earlier!"
Dodging two water arrows with ice slag sideways, Taiping hurriedly flew towards the playground.
"Fortunately, I found another Kulo card from under the sofa tonight... Wooden Dungeon! The tree world is coming!"
Numerous branches broke through the ground and scattered the water cards that were chasing up.
The water tokens that were drawn had been reunited before they hit the ground. Taiping took the opportunity to use the wind tokens to roll up the sand in the side bunker, and combined with the tree tokens to wrap it tightly.
"Sakura! You did a great job!"
After Taiping subdued the water card, Xiao Ke flew over and said.
He squinted at this cute sealed beast, "You have no other purpose other than chirping aside..."
"What... what? That's because I haven't become a perfect body. As long as you collect the fire cards and the land cards, I will show you my true strength!"
"Ha... I have all the Fengshui cards in my hand, and I have collected the Earth and Fire cards. According to you, after the four elements are collected, all the other cards except light and darkness will be under their control. It will be useless when you become a perfect body." gone?"
"Ah!" Zhang Taiping's words sounded like a slap in the face, Xiao Ke was instantly sluggish, flew to the side and began to draw circles, "I'm a useless sealed beast, I'm a useless sealed beast, I'm a useless I am a useless sealed beast..."
---------------------------------------------- ----------------------------
ps: For various reasons, I resolutely changed back to the Klan.
ps2: If you see any familiar characters appearing in this chapter, those are actually hallucinations.
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